Ellen s01e11 The Boyfriend Stealer Subtitles

At 00:00:05,260, Character said: Boom. It's all set up.

At 00:00:06,960, Character said: Want me to show you how to use this
thing?

At 00:00:08,620, Character said: Uh -uh. Looks pretty self -explanatory.
Feet here, arms there, and I'm off.

At 00:00:12,080, Character said: Enjoy. Thanks.

At 00:00:58,190, Character said: quite a workout.

At 00:02:07,080, Character said: Hold it.

At 00:02:08,460, Character said: It appears you gentlemen are shoplifting
and not very well, I might add.

At 00:02:12,580, Character said: Good morning, Ellen.

At 00:02:13,920, Character said: Susan, hi.

At 00:02:14,640, Character said: Oh, good. You already started. Okay. I
need this whole area cleared out. The

At 00:02:19,660, Character said: tables and chairs will be delivered in
an hour.

At 00:02:23,480, Character said: That's right. The whole area. One hour.
Let's get cracking.

At 00:02:28,540, Character said: So, are we making some changes around
here?

At 00:02:31,240, Character said: Yes. I've decided to take part of the
bookstore and turn it into a coffee

At 00:02:36,510, Character said: I've hired someone who'll be in charge.

At 00:02:39,110, Character said: Oh. Well, guess you'll be getting rid of
me then, huh?

At 00:02:44,930, Character said: You're not getting rid of me, are you?

At 00:02:47,470, Character said: Why would I do that?

At 00:02:48,910, Character said: I don't know. I mean, it's just that you
made all these changes around here and

At 00:02:51,710, Character said: you didn't tell me.

At 00:02:52,530, Character said: Not that you have to tell me. You are
the boss and I ** the bossy.

At 00:02:56,310, Character said: It's going to be very exciting.

At 00:02:58,090, Character said: I've stolen away Joe Farrell from the
Café London.

At 00:03:01,730, Character said: He's one of the city's best young
brewmasters.

At 00:03:04,750, Character said: Room master.

At 00:03:05,630, Character said: I like that. Can I be the book master?

At 00:03:08,810, Character said: Ellen, you will be Joe's immediate
superior.

At 00:03:11,650, Character said: I hope you're comfortable with that.

At 00:03:13,810, Character said: Are you kidding me?

At 00:03:15,110, Character said: Comfortable? I'm cozy.

At 00:03:18,050, Character said: Snuggled right up to that idea.

At 00:03:20,210, Character said: I will have a staff.

At 00:03:22,310, Character said: I will have people.

At 00:03:24,430, Character said: And I will be good to them.

At 00:03:27,650, Character said: Yes, well, whatever.

At 00:03:39,270, Character said: I'm bookmaster.

At 00:03:44,410, Character said: I'm so excited. I get to have my first
employee.

At 00:03:47,310, Character said: I think it's going to be great.

At 00:03:49,290, Character said: What do I do?

At 00:03:50,810, Character said: I'll tell you what I try to do with my
people.

At 00:03:52,610, Character said: What people? Well, person.

At 00:03:54,230, Character said: I thought he quit.

At 00:03:55,950, Character said: Well, actually, it was promoted. He's
now my boss.

At 00:03:59,190, Character said: But with me, he's tough but fair.

At 00:04:01,490, Character said: Good, good.

At 00:04:02,970, Character said: Okay, if you're going to criticize
someone, start out with a compliment.

At 00:04:06,880, Character said: Hey, that's a nice shirt you're wearing,
but that's stupid advice.

At 00:04:10,540, Character said: Well done. Thanks.

At 00:04:12,440, Character said: What else?

At 00:04:14,440, Character said: Demand punctuality, hairnets around
food, and don't take any guff.

At 00:04:20,560, Character said: Don't take any guff.

At 00:04:22,200, Character said: I'm not sure I know what guff is, but I
won't take any.

At 00:04:25,200, Character said: No guff.

At 00:04:26,180, Character said: Not even a gufflet.

At 00:04:28,860, Character said: Hi, guys. Hi. Hello,

At 00:04:31,200, Character said: Steve. How are you doing?

At 00:04:32,440, Character said: We were just on our way out to dinner,
and we thought we'd stop by.

At 00:04:36,880, Character said: It's our three -week anniversary.

At 00:04:38,940, Character said: We're at the time gone.

At 00:04:43,540, Character said: What is the traditional gift for three
weeks of dating? Actually, I think it's

At 00:04:46,800, Character said: favor. You guys doing anything tomorrow
night?

At 00:04:49,360, Character said: Oh, in fact, we are celebrating the 98th
week anniversary of our being

At 00:04:52,960, Character said: roommates.

At 00:04:54,060, Character said: What are you getting me?

At 00:04:56,360, Character said: Well, you see, there's this really big
fight tomorrow night. Of course.

At 00:04:59,460, Character said: Holyfield Bow 3.

At 00:05:00,720, Character said: Well, I don't have cable in where Steve
lives. They don't have pay -per -view.

At 00:05:03,640, Character said: Oh, sure. Watch it here. That'd be
great. Oh, very cool. I'm looking

At 00:05:06,980, Character said: this fight. Me too.

At 00:05:09,080, Character said: You? You're looking forward to boxing?

At 00:05:11,540, Character said: You have to leave the room when Siskel
disagrees with Ebert.

At 00:05:14,760, Character said: Steve and I have watched some fights
together, and I kind of like it.

At 00:05:20,480, Character said: You see, boxing is very primal, very
animal, and many women find it e***c.

At 00:05:27,180, Character said: Oh, yeah, very e***c.

At 00:05:29,280, Character said: Especially when their eyes swell shut
and blood is dribbling down their faces.

At 00:05:34,420, Character said: When they spit into the bucket.

At 00:05:37,360, Character said: Sometimes they even vomit.

At 00:05:39,300, Character said: Oh, catch me.

At 00:05:42,000, Character said: G***t ya.

At 00:05:47,600, Character said: Man, Ellen, you really crack me up. I
would love to sit next to you at a

At 00:05:51,700, Character said: match. Are you crazy? I wouldn't say
these things at a boxing match. A fight

At 00:05:54,900, Character said: might break out.

At 00:06:02,440, Character said: I'm up for it. Ellen.

At 00:06:05,280, Character said: Spitting, vomiting, try and keep me
away.

At 00:06:07,900, Character said: Oh, great.

At 00:06:09,660, Character said: Thank you so much.

At 00:06:11,360, Character said: This is terrific.

At 00:06:12,340, Character said: Okay, we'll see you guys tomorrow night.
Bye -bye. Happy anniversary.

At 00:06:17,400, Character said: Bye -bye.

At 00:06:19,420, Character said: Please tell me you saw it this time.

At 00:06:22,940, Character said: What? He kissed me. He couldn't keep his
hands off me.

At 00:06:26,780, Character said: I've been in bed with men who haven't
touched me that much.

At 00:06:30,120, Character said: He's just the kind of guy he is.

At 00:06:32,190, Character said: Doesn't mean anything.

At 00:06:33,570, Character said: I mean, he's patted my behind a couple
of times.

At 00:06:38,250, Character said: He's patted your rear end? Well, not
like, oh my, that's soft and delightful.

At 00:06:42,910, Character said: Like, attaboy, nice tackle.

At 00:06:46,910, Character said: I'm telling you, he's clearly hitting on
me. I've g***t to tell her.

At 00:06:49,650, Character said: Stay out of it.

At 00:06:51,430, Character said: What kind of best friend ** I if I don't
stick my nose in her personal life?

At 00:06:56,350, Character said: I've g***t to tell her. I just wish I had
proof.

At 00:06:58,990, Character said: Well, if you need proof, get proof.

At 00:07:01,520, Character said: You know, get him alone.

At 00:07:03,060, Character said: See if he makes a move.

At 00:07:05,020, Character said: Maybe you lure him in a little bit.

At 00:07:07,300, Character said: Lure him in? Like what?

At 00:07:09,220, Character said: Um, Steve, I seem to have spilled some
Chardonnay on my blouse. Could you help

At 00:07:13,860, Character said: me get it off?

At 00:07:27,980, Character said: Hi. How are you doing?

At 00:07:43,370, Character said: Not that you have to punch a clock
around here. I'm not that kind of a

At 00:07:46,290, Character said: Even though I ** the boss.

At 00:07:49,210, Character said: Yeah, Susan told me you're in charge,
and that's good.

At 00:07:52,310, Character said: Because I'm going to need some things.

At 00:07:54,030, Character said: Some number four industrial -sized
bleach -free filters.

At 00:07:56,990, Character said: Give me a growth.

At 00:07:58,070, Character said: I'm going to need some Demitasse cups.

At 00:08:00,030, Character said: Not this lead -tainted South American
crap.

At 00:08:02,810, Character said: We'll have to have a lot more tables and
chairs.

At 00:08:05,710, Character said: As soon as word gets out that I'm here,
this place is going to be jumping.

At 00:08:11,120, Character said: Do we need all these books?

At 00:08:14,600, Character said: Well, the customers kind of like them.

At 00:08:17,260, Character said: Here's the good news.

At 00:08:18,460, Character said: I will start your morning off with a
special cup of my brew, free of charge.

At 00:08:23,660, Character said: Now, this is the good stuff. Only one
cup a day.

At 00:08:26,480, Character said: Don't let it get around.

At 00:08:29,300, Character said: Ooh, I don't like coffee.

At 00:08:34,740, Character said: What was that?

At 00:08:36,500, Character said: I don't drink coffee. It just tastes
bitter.

At 00:08:41,350, Character said: Bitter. Well, not bitter angry.

At 00:08:44,430, Character said: But, you know, bitter yuck.

At 00:08:46,850, Character said: I know what you're going to say. Try
putting sugar in it. How many times have

At 00:08:49,570, Character said: heard that in my life? I've tried that,
and to me it still tastes like a big old

At 00:08:52,010, Character said: hot cup of moldy feet.

At 00:08:55,950, Character said: I see.

At 00:08:57,990, Character said: I like tea. Do you make tea?