jessa_rhodes_strip_poker Subtitles

00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:20,Hello?

00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:26,Johnny?

00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:35,What's up?

00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:36,There you are.

00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:37,Hey. Hi.

00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:41,We're here riding.

00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:42,It was pretty.

00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:46,Yeah. What are we doing here?

00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:49,Well, this is where they wanted to spend
their...

00:00:49,610 --> 00:00:52,Yeah, I know that because it's out in
the middle of f***g nowhere.

00:00:52,990 --> 00:00:53,I know.

00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:55,I know.

00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:58,I g***t some kind of not so good news.

00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:01,One, this is kind of funny.

00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:06,Apparently, we're grounded for being
late.

00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:11,Yeah. As if they could make being here
any other way. How are we grounded?

00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:12,I mean.

00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:13,It's not much worse.

00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,Honestly, I didn't plan on leaving this
hotel room.

00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:18,Speaking of hotel rooms.

00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,This is where it gets good.

00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:26,Apparently there's only one room for the
both of us.

00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,We're going to be roommates.

00:01:28,860 --> 00:01:32,No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. And I'm
not sharing a bathroom with you either.

00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,It gets even worse than that.

00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:37,There's only one bed.

00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,Are you f***g kidding me?

00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,It's not even a big bed.

00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,Oh, no.

00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:50,Yay. First is... environment, and I'm
just doing my stuff, brother. That's

00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,great.

00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,F***k, I don't even have cell service.

00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:54,Of course not.

00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:55,This is bullshit.

00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,What are we going to do?

00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,Well, I saw a deck of cards and some
poker chips if you want to

00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,play cards.

00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,I mean, for why not? You're just going
to make the most of it, right?

00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:21,Okay, yeah. Why not? It's gonna be okay.

00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:22,We're gonna get through this together.

00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:26,Yeah, except that we're stuck with
family this entire time. That's gonna be

00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,great. Let me get those cards.

00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:31,Here we are.

00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,Don't tell me you've been sitting here
playing this by yourself.

00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:41,Guilty.

00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:44,Well, you were late.

00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,You could play chess by yourself too,
but that made a little more sense.

00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,There we go.

00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,Alright.

00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,Alright, I don't exactly remember how to
play Texas Hold 'em, so you're going to

00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,have to re -teach me and not cheat.

00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:01,How much do you want to bet?

00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:04,Hmm.

00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:06,I have an idea.

00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,You do?

00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,Why don't we play for something a little
more fun?

00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,What else could be fun around here?

00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:24,I mean... Why

00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,don't we play strip poker?

00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:31,What? You're my stepsister, you want me
to play strip poker?

00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:33,Come on, you've been working out. What
are you ashamed of?

00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,I mean, I'm not ashamed.

00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:39,Keep things interesting?

00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,Sure. Let's play some drip poker.

00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:46,All right.

00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:49,Drip poker with my sister. Amazing.

00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:54,Don't think so hard into it.

00:03:55,810 --> 00:03:56,Well,

00:03:59,090 --> 00:04:05,I... How's your hand? Do you need to
pick

00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:08,up a card here? Good, because my hand is
pretty good.

00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,I wouldn't be so sure there, buddy.

00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:18,I will bet you my pants that my hand
will beat your hand.

00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,Really?

00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,Well, show me your hand.

00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,Somebody lost some pants.

00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:28,One ace.

00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:30,I g***t two aces.

00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,Somebody lost some pants.

00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,Okay.

00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,I think that's sedating grin off your
face.

00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,I'm enjoying this way too much.

00:05:01,639 --> 00:05:04,I think this is my bet.

00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,We'll play my shirt.

00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,Oh, look at your playing face.

00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:21,Well, it's not as good as I had hoped.

00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:25,Yeah. D***n!

00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,A pair of queens.

00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,I'll flip it.

00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,So, what do we play for now?

00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:37,Well, I have an idea.

00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:43,If I win, I get to see your old face.

00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,What?

00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:46,You know what I want to see.

00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,Yeah? Like, how?

00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:58,Well, let's just play this hand out and
we'll figure it out.

00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:05,Don't think you're going to beat that.

00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:07,Don't think you're going to beat that.
You cheeky motherfucker.

00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:09,Yeah.

00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:12,Oh.

00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:18,Let's see what you g***t.

00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:20,Oh,

00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:28,s***t. You

00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:31,carry those around, huh? What, you
thought I was going to go on a vacation

00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,the family?

00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,It's a great stress reliever.

00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,I think I love being roommates with you.

00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,Okay.

00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:39,Watching you stroke your back.

00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:42,Oh, f***k.

00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:45,Oh, my God.

00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:50,Oh, f***k.

00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:54,Yeah, I can't think through stuff like
that. It's making my p***y so hot.

00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,Oh, f***k.

00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,Oh, my God.

00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,God, you make my body feel so fine.

00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,Oh my god, you have such a nice c***k.

00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:24,This is the last thing our parents would
be expecting us to do.

00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:30,I think we're going to make the most of
our time, right?

00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,Besides,

00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,what they don't know won't hurt us.

00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:48,What? What?

00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:49,What?

00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,Oh.

00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,That's it baby, it's been f***g good.

00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,F***g good.

00:20:55,560 --> 00:21:01,Oh my god, that's so cramped. I have to
pull me up to you like that.

00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,F***k.

00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,F***k, don't stop bugging me.

00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,Don't stop.

00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,Oh my god, that's my spot, baby. That's
right there.

00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,F***k.

00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,That's right there.

00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,Oh god, your c***k just fits so perfectly
in my p***y.

00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,I was like what the f***k?