Loki.S01E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

At 00:00:12,250, Character said: On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.

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At 00:00:14,417, Character said: On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.

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At 00:00:16,542, Character said: I mean, honestly,
how do you keep your food down?

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At 00:00:19,583, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:00:23,125, Character said: -Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Hey, hey. Buddy!

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At 00:00:25,292, Character said: What do you think?
Maximum occupancy has been reached.

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At 00:00:27,875, Character said: -(HULK GROWLS)
-2012 THOR: Take the stairs.

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At 00:00:29,708, Character said: -2012 STARK: Yeah. Stop, stop.
-(LOUD THUD)

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At 00:00:36,750, Character said: AGENT: Hand over the case, Stark.

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At 00:00:38,750, Character said: -Hand it over.
-(2012 STARK STUTTERS)

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At 00:00:41,333, Character said: PIERCE: Stark?
2012 THOR: Stark?

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At 00:00:45,250, Character said: Breathe, breathe.

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At 00:00:51,333, Character said: STARK: Good job. Meet me in the alley.
I'm gonna grab a quick slice.

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At 00:00:59,292, Character said: No stairs!

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At 00:01:01,042, Character said: (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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At 00:01:03,250, Character said: (HULK ROARS)

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At 00:01:10,708, Character said: 2012 THOR: Where's Loki?

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At 00:01:12,292, Character said: Loki! Loki!

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At 00:01:51,958, Character said: (WIND BLOWING)

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At 00:02:38,333, Character said: (SPUTTERS)

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At 00:02:43,792, Character said: (GRUNTS)

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At 00:02:48,375, Character said: (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

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At 00:03:01,083, Character said: I ** Loki of Asgard.

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At 00:03:05,917, Character said: And I ** burdened with glorious purpose.

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At 00:03:08,750, Character said: (IN MONGOLIAN)

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At 00:03:12,750, Character said: (IN ENGLISH) I...

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At 00:03:14,375, Character said: (WARBLES)

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At 00:03:16,792, Character said: (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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At 00:03:21,083, Character said: Never mind.

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At 00:03:22,667, Character said: Don't touch that.

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At 00:03:25,583, Character said: (WARBLES)

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At 00:03:29,708, Character said: Appears to be
a standard sequence violation.

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At 00:03:33,292, Character said: Branch is growing
at a stable rate and slope.

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At 00:03:36,333, Character said: Variant identified.

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At 00:03:39,083, Character said: I beg your pardon.

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At 00:03:40,583, Character said: On behalf of the Time Variance Authority,

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At 00:03:42,917, Character said: I hereby arrest you
for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.

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At 00:03:46,833, Character said: Hands up.

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At 00:03:48,042, Character said: -(WEAPONS POWERING)
-You're coming with us.

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At 00:03:50,833, Character said: I'm sorry. Who's "us"?

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At 00:03:54,292, Character said: Last chance, Variant.

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At 00:03:56,708, Character said: (CHUCKLES)

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At 00:03:58,792, Character said: (SNIFFLES)

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At 00:03:59,875, Character said: It's been a very long day,

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At 00:04:01,667, Character said: and I think I've had my fill of idiots
in armored suits telling me what to do,

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At 00:04:05,667, Character said: so, if you don't mind,
this is actually your last chance.

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At 00:04:10,792, Character said: Now get out of my way.

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At 00:04:24,292, Character said: You are now moving at 1/16th speed,

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At 00:04:27,958, Character said: but feeling all that pain in real time.

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At 00:04:38,917, Character said: (LOKI GRUNTS)

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At 00:04:42,583, Character said: Reset the timeline.

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At 00:04:52,500, Character said: (DEVICE CLICKING)

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At 00:04:56,083, Character said: (WARBLING)

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At 00:05:05,833, Character said: (GRUNTS)

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At 00:05:12,792, Character said: (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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At 00:05:17,333, Character said: MAN 1: What species?
MAN 2: Variant Skrull.

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At 00:05:19,917, Character said: What is this place?

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At 00:05:21,458, Character said: My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs.

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At 00:05:24,083, Character said: One call and your whole job is privatized.

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At 00:05:26,375, Character said: MAN 3 : All right.
MAN 4: How'd you like that?

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At 00:05:28,542, Character said: MAN 1: Hello, sir.

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At 00:05:31,625, Character said: (GASPS)

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At 00:05:35,042, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:05:38,958, Character said: -HUNTER B-15: Come on.
-You're making a terrible mistake.

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At 00:05:41,333, Character said: MAN 4: You're making a big mistake. Whoa!

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At 00:05:43,958, Character said: -Hello, ma'**, uh...
-HUNTER B-15: Log this as evidence.

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At 00:05:47,125, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:05:48,750, Character said: Can you at least tell me what it is?

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At 00:05:50,542, Character said: It's the Tesseract.
Be very careful with it.

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At 00:05:53,875, Character said: MAN: It sounds dumb.

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At 00:05:55,042, Character said: (PANTING)

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At 00:05:57,083, Character said: Know this.

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At 00:05:58,292, Character said: You cross me,
there are deadly consequences.

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At 00:06:01,458, Character said: We'll see.

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At 00:06:03,417, Character said: (GRUNTS)

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At 00:06:12,125, Character said: (WARBLES)

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At 00:06:15,042, Character said: Hey, hey!

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At 00:06:24,667, Character said: Absolutely not.

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At 00:06:26,542, Character said: This is fine Asgardian leather.

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At 00:06:31,875, Character said: Hold very still.

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At 00:06:37,833, Character said: (SIGHS)

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At 00:06:39,417, Character said: (STUTTERS) Now, hang on just a minute.

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At 00:06:41,333, Character said: (SCREAMS)

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At 00:06:44,167, Character said: (GASPS)

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At 00:06:45,333, Character said: (PURRING)

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At 00:06:50,792, Character said: Please sign to verify
this is everything you've ever said.

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At 00:06:53,667, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:55,500, Character said: (MACHINE WHIRS)

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At 00:06:59,125, Character said: Sign this, too.

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At 00:07:02,458, Character said: Oh, this is absurd.

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At 00:07:04,958, Character said: (MACHINE WHIRS)

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At 00:07:08,458, Character said: And this.

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At 00:07:10,625, Character said: (SIGHS)

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At 00:07:25,583, Character said: (GASPS)

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At 00:07:30,917, Character said: (DOOR CLOSES)

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At 00:07:32,583, Character said: (PANTING)

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At 00:07:36,292, Character said: Please confirm to your knowledge
that you are not a fully robotic being,

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At 00:07:39,542, Character said: were born an organic creature,

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At 00:07:41,083, Character said: and do in fact possess
what many cultures would call a soul.

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At 00:07:44,333, Character said: What? "To my knowledge"?

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At 00:07:47,208, Character said: Do a lot of people not know
if they're robots?

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At 00:07:49,500, Character said: Thank you for confirming. Move through.

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At 00:07:54,625, Character said: (MACHINE PULSATING)

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At 00:08:00,250, Character said: What if I was a robot
and I didn't know it?

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At 00:08:02,542, Character said: The machine would melt you
from the inside out.

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At 00:08:04,708, Character said: Please move along, sir.

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At 00:08:09,458, Character said: Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.

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At 00:08:14,417, Character said: (HUMMING)

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At 00:08:18,250, Character said: What?

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At 00:08:23,500, Character said: -LOKI: Oh, what's that?
-Your temporal aura.

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At 00:08:25,542, Character said: -What's that?
-Please, through the door.

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At 00:08:32,167, Character said: Take a ticket.

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At 00:08:33,875, Character said: What is this, a deli? No.

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At 00:08:42,792, Character said: Take a ticket.

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At 00:08:45,625, Character said: There's only two of us in here.

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At 00:08:47,708, Character said: MINUTEMAN: Take a ticket.

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At 00:08:50,583, Character said: (SIGHS)

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At 00:09:04,625, Character said: (EXHALES)

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At 00:09:11,000, Character said: This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!

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At 00:09:13,917, Character said: (FEMALE VOICE OVER PA)
Hey there! You're probably saying,

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At 00:09:16,542, Character said: "This is a mistake.
I shouldn't even be here."

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At 00:09:23,292, Character said: Welcome to the Time Variance Authority.

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At 00:09:25,792, Character said: I'm Miss Minutes,

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At 00:09:27,333, Character said: and it's my job to catch you up
before you stand trial for your crimes.

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At 00:09:33,208, Character said: So let's not waste another minute.

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At 00:09:35,583, Character said: Settle in, sharpen your pencils,
and check this out.

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At 00:09:39,625, Character said: (THUNDERCLAP)

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At 00:09:42,333, Character said: Long ago, there was
a vast multiversal war.

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At 00:09:46,125, Character said: Countless unique timelines
battled each other for supremacy,

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At 00:09:49,917, Character said: nearly resulting
in the total destruction of...

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At 00:09:52,292, Character said: -(EXPLOSION)
-...well, everything.

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At 00:09:55,000, Character said: But then, the all-knowing
Time-Keepers emerged,

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At 00:09:58,292, Character said: bringing peace by reorganizing
the multiverse into a single timeline,

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At 00:10:03,208, Character said: the Sacred Timeline.

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At 00:10:06,583, Character said: Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve
the proper flow of time

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At 00:10:11,167, Character said: for everyone and everything.

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At 00:10:13,875, Character said: But sometimes, people like you veer off
the path the Time-Keepers created.

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At 00:10:19,000, Character said: We call those Variants.

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At 00:10:22,667, Character said: Maybe you started an uprising,
or were just late for work.

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At 00:10:26,625, Character said: Whatever it was, stepping off your path
created a nexus event,

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At 00:10:30,792, Character said: which, left unchecked,
could branch off into madness,

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At 00:10:34,292, Character said: -leading to another multiversal war.
-(BEEPING)

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At 00:10:38,917, Character said: But, don't worry,

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At 00:10:40,375, Character said: to make sure that doesn't happen,

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At 00:10:42,167, Character said: the Time-Keepers created
the TVA and all its incredible workers.

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At 00:10:47,083, Character said: (BEEPING)

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At 00:10:48,458, Character said: The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake

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At 00:10:52,000, Character said: and set time back
on its predetermined path.

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At 00:10:56,333, Character said: Now that your actions have left you
without a place on the timeline,

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At 00:11:00,000, Character said: you must stand trial for your offenses.

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At 00:11:02,708, Character said: So sit tight, and we'll get you
in front of a judge in no time.

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At 00:11:06,583, Character said: Just make sure you have your ticket,

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