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00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:14,On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.

00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:16,On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.

00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,I mean, honestly,
how do you keep your food down?

00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,Shut up.

00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:25,-Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Hey, hey. Buddy!

00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,What do you think?
Maximum occupancy has been reached.

00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:29,-(HULK GROWLS)
-2012 THOR: Take the stairs.

00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,-2012 STARK: Yeah. Stop, stop.
-(LOUD THUD)

00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,AGENT: Hand over the case, Stark.

00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,-Hand it over.
-(2012 STARK STUTTERS)

00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,PIERCE: Stark?
2012 THOR: Stark?

00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,Breathe, breathe.

00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:54,STARK: Good job. Meet me in the alley.
I'm gonna grab a quick slice.

00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,No stairs!

00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:03,(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,(HULK ROARS)

00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:11,2012 THOR: Where's Loki?

00:01:12,292 --> 00:01:14,Loki! Loki!

00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:53,(WIND BLOWING)

00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:39,(SPUTTERS)

00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:44,(GRUNTS)

00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:49,(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:04,I ** Loki of Asgard.

00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:08,And I ** burdened with glorious purpose.

00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,(IN MONGOLIAN)

00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:13,(IN ENGLISH) I...

00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:15,(WARBLES)

00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:18,(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,Never mind.

00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,Don't touch that.

00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:26,(WARBLES)

00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:32,Appears to be
a standard sequence violation.

00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,Branch is growing
at a stable rate and slope.

00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:37,Variant identified.

00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,I beg your pardon.

00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,On behalf of the Time Variance Authority,

00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:46,I hereby arrest you
for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.

00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:47,Hands up.

00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:49,-(WEAPONS POWERING)
-You're coming with us.

00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:52,I'm sorry. Who's "us"?

00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:55,Last chance, Variant.

00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,(CHUCKLES)

00:03:58,792 --> 00:03:59,(SNIFFLES)

00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,It's been a very long day,

00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:05,and I think I've had my fill of idiots
in armored suits telling me what to do,

00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,so, if you don't mind,
this is actually your last chance.

00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,Now get out of my way.

00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:27,You are now moving at 1/16th speed,

00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,but feeling all that pain in real time.

00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:39,(LOKI GRUNTS)

00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,Reset the timeline.

00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,(DEVICE CLICKING)

00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,(WARBLING)

00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:06,(GRUNTS)

00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:14,(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,MAN 1: What species?
MAN 2: Variant Skrull.

00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:21,What is this place?

00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs.

00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,One call and your whole job is privatized.

00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,MAN 3 : All right.
MAN 4: How'd you like that?

00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:29,MAN 1: Hello, sir.

00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:32,(GASPS)

00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,(GRUNTING)

00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,-HUNTER B-15: Come on.
-You're making a terrible mistake.

00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:42,MAN 4: You're making a big mistake. Whoa!

00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:46,-Hello, ma'**, uh...
-HUNTER B-15: Log this as evidence.

00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,Oh...

00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,Can you at least tell me what it is?

00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:53,It's the Tesseract.
Be very careful with it.

00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:54,MAN: It sounds dumb.

00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,(PANTING)

00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,Know this.

00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:01,You cross me,
there are deadly consequences.

00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:02,We'll see.

00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:04,(GRUNTS)

00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,(WARBLES)

00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,Hey, hey!

00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,Absolutely not.

00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:28,This is fine Asgardian leather.

00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,Hold very still.

00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:38,(SIGHS)

00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:40,(STUTTERS) Now, hang on just a minute.

00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,(SCREAMS)

00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:45,(GASPS)

00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:46,(PURRING)

00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:53,Please sign to verify
this is everything you've ever said.

00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,What?

00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,(MACHINE WHIRS)

00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:00,Sign this, too.

00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,Oh, this is absurd.

00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,(MACHINE WHIRS)

00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:09,And this.

00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,(SIGHS)

00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:26,(GASPS)

00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:31,(DOOR CLOSES)

00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,(PANTING)

00:07:36,292 --> 00:07:39,Please confirm to your knowledge
that you are not a fully robotic being,

00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,were born an organic creature,

00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:43,and do in fact possess
what many cultures would call a soul.

00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,What? "To my knowledge"?

00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:49,Do a lot of people not know
if they're robots?

00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,Thank you for confirming. Move through.

00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,(MACHINE PULSATING)

00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,What if I was a robot
and I didn't know it?

00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,The machine would melt you
from the inside out.

00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:05,Please move along, sir.

00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:12,Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.

00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:15,(HUMMING)

00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,What?

00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,-LOKI: Oh, what's that?
-Your temporal aura.

00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:28,-What's that?
-Please, through the door.

00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,Take a ticket.

00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,What is this, a deli? No.

00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:43,Take a ticket.

00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,There's only two of us in here.

00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,MINUTEMAN: Take a ticket.

00:08:50,583 --> 00:08:51,(SIGHS)

00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,(EXHALES)

00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,This is a mistake! I shouldn't be here!

00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:16,(FEMALE VOICE OVER PA)
Hey there! You're probably saying,

00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,"This is a mistake.
I shouldn't even be here."

00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:25,Welcome to the Time Variance Authority.

00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,I'm Miss Minutes,

00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:32,and it's my job to catch you up
before you stand trial for your crimes.

00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,So let's not waste another minute.

00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:39,Settle in, sharpen your pencils,
and check this out.

00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,(THUNDERCLAP)

00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:46,Long ago, there was
a vast multiversal war.

00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,Countless unique timelines
battled each other for supremacy,

00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:52,nearly resulting
in the total destruction of...

00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,-(EXPLOSION)
-...well, everything.

00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,But then, the all-knowing
Time-Keepers emerged,

00:09:58,292 --> 00:10:03,bringing peace by reorganizing
the multiverse into a single timeline,

00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,the Sacred Timeline.

00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:11,Now, the Time-Keepers protect and preserve
the proper flow of time

00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,for everyone and everything.

00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:18,But sometimes, people like you veer off
the path the Time-Keepers created.

00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,We call those Variants.

00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:26,Maybe you started an uprising,
or were just late for work.

00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:30,Whatever it was, stepping off your path
created a nexus event,

00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:34,which, left unchecked,
could branch off into madness,

00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:37,-leading to another multiversal war.
-(BEEPING)

00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:40,But, don't worry,

00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:42,to make sure that doesn't happen,

00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:46,the Time-Keepers created
the TVA and all its incredible workers.

00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,(BEEPING)

00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:51,The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake

00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,and set time back
on its predetermined path.

00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:59,Now that your actions have left you
without a place on the timeline,

00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,you must stand trial for your offenses.

00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:06,So sit tight, and we'll get you
in front of a judge in no time.

00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,Just make sure you have your ticket,

00:11:08,708 -->...