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At 00:00:15,690, Character said: That's it. Pick up that block.

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At 00:00:17,950, Character said: Slip this one. Yes!

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At 00:00:19,610, Character said: Woo! Go, baby, go!

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At 00:00:22,050, Character said: That's what's up!

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At 00:00:23,990, Character said: Woo!

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At 00:00:26,130, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:00:27,750, Character said: They called that back? That is such hard
work!

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At 00:00:32,369, Character said: That is complete malarkey.

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At 00:00:34,870, Character said: That is such crap.

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At 00:00:38,770, Character said: Rough game?

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At 00:00:40,830, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:00:42,430, Character said: I g***t 50 bucks on it. Oh. Oh!

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At 00:00:45,400, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:46,720, Character said: Go, baby. Come on.

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At 00:00:49,620, Character said: God d***n it.

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At 00:00:55,340, Character said: Hey, you want to go have on a pizza
right now?

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At 00:01:00,540, Character said: I ate already.

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At 00:01:02,300, Character said: Oh. Oh.

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At 00:01:03,740, Character said: Go, baby. Yes.

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At 00:01:05,060, Character said: All right. Yeah.

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At 00:01:19,440, Character said: That's it. Let's beat some D.

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At 00:01:21,340, Character said: Beat some good defense.

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At 00:01:22,860, Character said: We need to hustle now.

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At 00:01:24,080, Character said: Play smart.

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At 00:01:24,920, Character said: Or we could watch Posh and Philly.

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At 00:01:28,340, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:01:30,480, Character said: Posh and Philly came on like five
minutes ago.

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At 00:01:32,940, Character said: It's my favorite show. Come on, Zach.

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At 00:01:35,380, Character said: Yeah. Go watch it on your computer.

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At 00:01:38,960, Character said: Go. I can't. TV's blocked thanks to your
dad.

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At 00:01:43,240, Character said: That's stupid.

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At 00:01:44,780, Character said: You're 18 now.

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At 00:01:46,460, Character said: Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:01:49,000, Character said: Come on!

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At 00:01:50,620, Character said: Can I just use your laptop?

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At 00:01:52,780, Character said: Uh, nah, you're not touching my laptop.

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At 00:01:57,500, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:01:59,580, Character said: Because... Because it's mine.

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At 00:02:05,400, Character said: And I said so.

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At 00:02:10,280, Character said: Come on, it seems like these games are
on all week.

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At 00:02:15,560, Character said: It's not all week. It's just Monday.

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At 00:02:20,750, Character said: Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays
through Sundays, basically.

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At 00:02:24,890, Character said: Oh, is that all?

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At 00:02:27,670, Character said: Well, yeah, they do recap shows on
Tuesdays, but I usually let you use the

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At 00:02:33,750, Character said: Tuesdays, don't I?

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At 00:02:38,570, Character said: No, you know what?

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At 00:02:40,630, Character said: We're going to watch Posh and Philly.

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At 00:02:48,210, Character said: Yeah, nah.

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At 00:02:49,490, Character said: Hey, I'll buy the pizza, and I'll even
get half of it vegetarian just for you.

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At 00:02:57,270, Character said: Cool? Deal?

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At 00:02:59,370, Character said: Weren't you listening to me?

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At 00:03:00,910, Character said: I already ate.

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At 00:03:02,970, Character said: Of course not. Of course you weren't
listening. When do you ever listen to

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At 00:03:06,370, Character said: Sorry. Look, I'm not going to get a
pizza with pineapple on it because it

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At 00:03:11,390, Character said: permeates through the cheese and it
ruins everything.

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At 00:03:15,330, Character said: We're watching Posh and Philly.

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At 00:03:19,820, Character said: Yeah, right. Take a hike, kid. Why don't
you go watch it at your little stupid

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At 00:03:24,060, Character said: friend's house or something? I swear to
God, Zachary, I will call your dad and

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At 00:03:29,900, Character said: my mom, and you know they are in the
world.

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At 00:03:34,320, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:03:36,140, Character said: Whoa, hey, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no.

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At 00:03:41,520, Character said: Okay, if we can watch this really
important game, I promise I will let you

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At 00:03:47,940, Character said: Philly and... Pilly or Philly and
whatever that you watch. Posh and

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At 00:03:52,350, Character said: Okay, yeah, I will let you watch it if
we can watch this very important game,

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At 00:03:56,250, Character said: okay? No deal.

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At 00:03:58,030, Character said: Posh and Philly, right now.

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At 00:04:00,110, Character said: I'm tired of being pushed around all the
time by you, Zach.

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At 00:04:02,350, Character said: Alright, hey, listen.

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At 00:04:04,070, Character said: We'll record it, and you can watch it
later on.

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At 00:04:08,510, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:04:09,910, Character said: Oh, go baby, yes!

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At 00:04:12,070, Character said: That's the way to get the screen, yes!

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At 00:04:14,350, Character said: Woo! TD!

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At 00:04:16,230, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:19,370, Character said: Ever since my accident, they've been on
my nut about me getting my own place.

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At 00:04:23,090, Character said: Yeah, well, you know what? That doesn't
sound like such a terrible idea. Because

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At 00:04:26,010, Character said: you can watch as much football as you
want at your own place on your own TV.

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At 00:04:30,270, Character said: Yeah, well, you know, the thing about
that is... Yeah.

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At 00:04:35,710, Character said: Oh, baby, yes! What a catch!

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At 00:04:38,230, Character said: Back in the end zone. Wow.

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At 00:04:40,270, Character said: Did you see that?

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At 00:04:42,910, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:04:44,030, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:45,370, Character said: Dude, really?

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At 00:04:47,120, Character said: You missed that field goal? That was a
chip shot, dude.

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At 00:04:53,160, Character said: Yeah, hey, Mom.

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At 00:04:54,480, Character said: Hey, what?

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At 00:04:56,340, Character said: Um, yeah, not so good, actually. Hey,
what's up, Mom?

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At 00:05:00,500, Character said: How's the vacation going?

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At 00:05:04,880, Character said: Ooh, yeah, sounds fun.

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At 00:05:07,300, Character said: Oh, that sounds fun.

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At 00:05:09,180, Character said: Yeah, the whole bottle of marijuana.
You're getting crazy party animals.

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At 00:05:14,680, Character said: Um, just, uh...

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At 00:05:16,410, Character said: Deacon Jeff's a workout routine and she
can barely hold up the dumbbells with

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At 00:05:22,770, Character said: her skinny little arms.

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At 00:05:29,030, Character said: Give me my phone, Zach.

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At 00:05:34,410, Character said: Yeah,

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At 00:05:35,610, Character said: yeah, that was a tough set.

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At 00:05:37,390, Character said: Yeah, we just wanted to call.

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At 00:05:39,750, Character said: Yeah, we just miss you, that's all.

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At 00:05:44,750, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:46,059, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:05:47,260, Character said: Jess and I are going to watch Posh in
Philly soon, so we gotta go.

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At 00:05:58,740, Character said: Yeah, okay, well, love you, Mom.

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At 00:06:00,720, Character said: Yeah, okay.

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At 00:06:02,220, Character said: Yeah, have fun in wine country.

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At 00:06:06,900, Character said: Yeah, absolutely.

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At 00:06:09,540, Character said: Jess will be sure to walk the dog.

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At 00:06:14,040, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:15,400, Character said: And lock all the doors.

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At 00:06:17,300, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:18,640, Character said: Love you, too.

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At 00:06:19,740, Character said: Love you.

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At 00:06:20,600, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:06:22,340, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:23,240, Character said: Have fun.

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At 00:06:25,300, Character said: All right. Love you. Bye.

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At 00:06:26,640, Character said: God, you f***g word. What's going on
with you?

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At 00:06:32,280, Character said: Checkmate.

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At 00:06:36,920, Character said: Yo, um... Dad?

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At 00:06:44,800, Character said: Zach has a secret laptop.

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At 00:06:45,960, Character said: Go into his room. It's in there.

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At 00:06:48,100, Character said: You can watch Posh and Philly all you
want, okay? Just don't tell him that I

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At 00:06:52,880, Character said: told you where it was.

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At 00:06:54,000, Character said: Why didn't you tell me that in the first
place, Zach?

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At 00:08:05,520, Character said: I'll help you look.

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At 00:08:17,180, Character said: Wouldn't that have taken his laptop with
him on vacation?

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At 00:08:21,800, Character said: Uh, no. I think that this is his backup
laptop.

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At 00:08:25,880, Character said: He usually keeps it in the... Yeah,
bedroom.

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At 00:08:29,460, Character said: Eureka.

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At 00:08:32,419, Character said: See, you can just... Post up right here
on the bed and watch Posh and Philly

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At 00:08:37,200, Character said: and... Yeah.

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At 00:08:40,340, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:08:41,720, Character said: Security code.

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At 00:08:43,320, Character said: Uh, my mom's birthday.

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At 00:08:45,920, Character said: Yay.

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At 00:08:52,380, Character said: Impressive. Alright, well, I'll just
bring up your show for you so you can

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At 00:08:56,900, Character said: Posh and Philly and...

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At 00:08:59,690, Character said: Oh my god.

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At 00:09:00,410, Character said: Holy f***k. Okay, I can see why dad is
hiding his laptop now.

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At 00:09:05,730, Character said: Do you think mom knows he's watching
p***n?

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At 00:09:08,430, Character said: Uh, definitely not.

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At 00:09:13,770, Character said: I found this earlier.

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At 00:09:18,330, Character said: You think they m***e together?
Yeah, get that away from me.

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At 00:09:24,090, Character said: I don't know. I feel like if people
weren't so secretive about p***n, it

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At 00:09:27,610, Character said: be so...

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At 00:09:28,510, Character said: Naughty to watch.

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At 00:09:30,870, Character said: Well, alright.

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At 00:09:32,090, Character said: Let's just... Let's just minimize this
window so he doesn't know that anybody

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At 00:09:36,430, Character said: was on the computer.

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At 00:09:38,230, Character said: And then you can watch Posh and Philly.
Sound cool?

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At 00:09:46,730, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:09:48,030, Character said: Why do you want to watch this?...