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00:00:15,690 --> 00:00:17,That's it. Pick up that block.

00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:19,Slip this one. Yes!

00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:21,Woo! Go, baby, go!

00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:23,That's what's up!

00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:24,Woo!

00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:27,Oh, man.

00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:31,They called that back? That is such hard
work!

00:00:32,369 --> 00:00:34,That is complete malarkey.

00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:37,That is such crap.

00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,Rough game?

00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:41,Mm.

00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,I g***t 50 bucks on it. Oh. Oh!

00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,Yeah.

00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,Go, baby. Come on.

00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,God d***n it.

00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:57,Hey, you want to go have on a pizza
right now?

00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:01,I ate already.

00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,Oh. Oh.

00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:04,Go, baby. Yes.

00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,All right. Yeah.

00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,That's it. Let's beat some D.

00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,Beat some good defense.

00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:23,We need to hustle now.

00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,Play smart.

00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,Or we could watch Posh and Philly.

00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,Huh?

00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,Posh and Philly came on like five
minutes ago.

00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,It's my favorite show. Come on, Zach.

00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:38,Yeah. Go watch it on your computer.

00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:42,Go. I can't. TV's blocked thanks to your
dad.

00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,That's stupid.

00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,You're 18 now.

00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,Yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,Come on!

00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,Can I just use your laptop?

00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,Uh, nah, you're not touching my laptop.

00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,Why not?

00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:03,Because... Because it's mine.

00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,And I said so.

00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,Come on, it seems like these games are
on all week.

00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,It's not all week. It's just Monday.

00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:24,Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays
through Sundays, basically.

00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:26,Oh, is that all?

00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:33,Well, yeah, they do recap shows on
Tuesdays, but I usually let you use the

00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,Tuesdays, don't I?

00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:40,No, you know what?

00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:42,We're going to watch Posh and Philly.

00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,Yeah, nah.

00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:56,Hey, I'll buy the pizza, and I'll even
get half of it vegetarian just for you.

00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:58,Cool? Deal?

00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,Weren't you listening to me?

00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:01,I already ate.

00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:05,Of course not. Of course you weren't
listening. When do you ever listen to

00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:11,Sorry. Look, I'm not going to get a
pizza with pineapple on it because it

00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:13,permeates through the cheese and it
ruins everything.

00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,We're watching Posh and Philly.

00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:24,Yeah, right. Take a hike, kid. Why don't
you go watch it at your little stupid

00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:29,friend's house or something? I swear to
God, Zachary, I will call your dad and

00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,my mom, and you know they are in the
world.

00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,Yes.

00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,Whoa, hey, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no.

00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:47,Okay, if we can watch this really
important game, I promise I will let you

00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:52,Philly and... Pilly or Philly and
whatever that you watch. Posh and

00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:56,Okay, yeah, I will let you watch it if
we can watch this very important game,

00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,okay? No deal.

00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,Posh and Philly, right now.

00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,I'm tired of being pushed around all the
time by you, Zach.

00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,Alright, hey, listen.

00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,We'll record it, and you can watch it
later on.

00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:09,Oh, yes.

00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,Oh, go baby, yes!

00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,That's the way to get the screen, yes!

00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:15,Woo! TD!

00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:17,What?

00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,Ever since my accident, they've been on
my nut about me getting my own place.

00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:26,Yeah, well, you know what? That doesn't
sound like such a terrible idea. Because

00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:29,you can watch as much football as you
want at your own place on your own TV.

00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:35,Yeah, well, you know, the thing about
that is... Yeah.

00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,Oh, baby, yes! What a catch!

00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,Back in the end zone. Wow.

00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,Did you see that?

00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:43,Oh, man.

00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,What?

00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:46,Dude, really?

00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,You missed that field goal? That was a
chip shot, dude.

00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,Yeah, hey, Mom.

00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,Hey, what?

00:04:56,340 --> 00:05:00,Um, yeah, not so good, actually. Hey,
what's up, Mom?

00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,How's the vacation going?

00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,Ooh, yeah, sounds fun.

00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,Oh, that sounds fun.

00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:13,Yeah, the whole bottle of marijuana.
You're getting crazy party animals.

00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,Um, just, uh...

00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:22,Deacon Jeff's a workout routine and she
can barely hold up the dumbbells with

00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,her skinny little arms.

00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:33,Give me my phone, Zach.

00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:35,Yeah,

00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:36,yeah, that was a tough set.

00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:38,Yeah, we just wanted to call.

00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,Yeah, we just miss you, that's all.

00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:45,Yeah.

00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:47,Yeah, yeah.

00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:50,Jess and I are going to watch Posh in
Philly soon, so we gotta go.

00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,Yeah, okay, well, love you, Mom.

00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,Yeah, okay.

00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,Yeah, have fun in wine country.

00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,Yeah, absolutely.

00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:12,Jess will be sure to walk the dog.

00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,Okay.

00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,And lock all the doors.

00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,Okay.

00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,Love you, too.

00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:20,Love you.

00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,Mm -hmm.

00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,All right.

00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,Have fun.

00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,All right. Love you. Bye.

00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,God, you f***g word. What's going on
with you?

00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,Checkmate.

00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:42,Yo, um... Dad?

00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,Zach has a secret laptop.

00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,Go into his room. It's in there.

00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:52,You can watch Posh and Philly all you
want, okay? Just don't tell him that I

00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,told you where it was.

00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,Why didn't you tell me that in the first
place, Zach?

00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,I'll help you look.

00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,Wouldn't that have taken his laptop with
him on vacation?

00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,Uh, no. I think that this is his backup
laptop.

00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,He usually keeps it in the... Yeah,
bedroom.

00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,Eureka.

00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:37,See, you can just... Post up right here
on the bed and watch Posh and Philly

00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,and... Yeah.

00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:41,D***n.

00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,Security code.

00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,Uh, my mom's birthday.

00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,Yay.

00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:56,Impressive. Alright, well, I'll just
bring up your show for you so you can

00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,Posh and Philly and...

00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:00,Oh my god.

00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:05,Holy f***k. Okay, I can see why dad is
hiding his laptop now.

00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,Do you think mom knows he's watching
p***n?

00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,Uh, definitely not.

00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,I found this earlier.

00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:21,You think they m***e together?
Yeah, get that away from me.

00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:27,I don't know. I feel like if people
weren't so secretive about p***n, it

00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:28,be so...

00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:29,Naughty to watch.

00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,Well, alright.

00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:36,Let's just... Let's just minimize this
window so he doesn't know that anybody

00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:37,was on the computer.

00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,And then you can watch Posh and Philly.
Sound cool?

00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:47,Whoa!

00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,Why do you want to watch this?...