Married.With.Children.S08E08.Scared.Single.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Azkars_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:01:16,793, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:01:18,661, Character said: I'm Billy Ray Wetnap
from Pest Boys Exterminators...

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At 00:01:23,294, Character said: ...where our motto is,
"There's no bug we can't plug."

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At 00:01:27,561, Character said: And to prove it,
our very own Verminator...

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At 00:01:30,461, Character said: ...has volunteered
to get into this glass cage...

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At 00:01:32,995, Character said: ...with 10,000
Peruvian stinging beetles.

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At 00:01:36,795, Character said: Stinging beetles?
You said they were gonna be ladybugs.

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At 00:01:45,694, Character said: Now, she is armed with nothing
but her Verminator spray gun...

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At 00:01:48,928, Character said: ...filled with our new poison,
RU Dead 42.

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At 00:01:59,095, Character said: It's not working.

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At 00:02:01,195, Character said: The reason that the Peruvian
stinging beetle is so large...

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At 00:02:04,328, Character said: ...is that 80 percent of his body weight
is pure D venom.

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At 00:02:14,695, Character said: They don't even lose their stingers
like them sissified African killer bees.

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At 00:02:33,063, Character said: Well, it looks like our very own
Verminator's in a little bit of trouble.

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At 00:02:38,495, Character said: But you won't be if you call Manny,
me or Ma at Pest Boys Exterminators.

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At 00:02:43,329, Character said: Call 1-800-LEGS-UP...

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At 00:02:45,662, Character said: ...where our motto is,
"If you wish it, we will squish it."

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At 00:02:54,329, Character said: Well, Ma, it says right here:

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At 00:02:56,596, Character said: "The Peruvian beetle sting
can cause temporary insanity.

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At 00:03:00,329, Character said: But on the bright side,
it has a delightful mating call...

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At 00:03:03,063, Character said: ...and stays crunchy in milk."

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At 00:03:06,296, Character said: Well, the doctor said
she seems to be fine.

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At 00:03:10,663, Character said: The pods! The pods!
They're opening!

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At 00:03:14,063, Character said: Is that you, Napoleon?

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At 00:03:17,663, Character said: No, Rhett, it's me.

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At 00:03:19,263, Character said: And mark my words,
the South shall rise again.

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At 00:03:25,396, Character said: Peg.

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At 00:03:36,164, Character said: Peg. Bud.
Man, do I have good news.

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At 00:03:39,396, Character said: Al, aren't you forgetting someone?

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At 00:03:43,930, Character said: Oh, Peg, she's nuts.

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At 00:03:47,397, Character said: Nuts or not,
she is still our daughter.

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At 00:03:50,730, Character said: Oh, all right, Peg.

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At 00:03:53,730, Character said: Hi, pumpkin.

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At 00:03:56,930, Character said: Isn't that cute. I used to call her
pumpkin, now she is one.

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At 00:04:00,930, Character said: But, Peg, anyway, like I was saying,
man, I g***t good news.

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At 00:04:04,064, Character said: Tomorrow, not only
will I be selling shoes...

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At 00:04:06,464, Character said: ...I will be selling ladies' handbags.

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At 00:04:11,464, Character said: That high school diploma
is really starting to pay off.

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At 00:04:16,097, Character said: Anyway, Kelly...

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At 00:04:18,364, Character said: ...guess who has the job
of hiring the new employee?

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At 00:04:21,531, Character said: Oh, now, I wouldn't go
plowing today, Brer Bear.

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At 00:04:30,065, Character said: Let me try this one more time
while the liquor stores are open.

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At 00:04:33,497, Character said: Al, are you trying to tell us...

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At 00:04:35,531, Character said: ...that they're gonna put you
in charge of doing the hiring?

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At 00:04:38,597, Character said: Yes, I **. And let us hope I pick more
carefully than I've done in the past.

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At 00:04:44,898, Character said: I must be careful and selective.

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At 00:04:47,131, Character said: I must not hire the first boob
who walks in the door.

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At 00:05:00,365, Character said: You're hired.

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At 00:05:03,598, Character said: Shouldn't I fill out
an application first?

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At 00:05:07,465, Character said: Oh, good idea.

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At 00:05:10,131, Character said: Here you are.

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At 00:05:12,498, Character said: Right over here. Have a seat.
Get off.

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At 00:05:17,532, Character said: You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

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At 00:05:19,532, Character said: Threats don't frighten me.
I'm married.

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At 00:05:23,799, Character said: To my job,
not to some giant big redhead.

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At 00:05:29,365, Character said: Where it says "name,"
do you want mine?

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At 00:05:31,398, Character said: No.
Just a simple n***d photo will do.

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At 00:05:43,465, Character said: Well, well, well.

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At 00:05:52,166, Character said: It's true what they say.

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At 00:05:53,765, Character said: Even in hard times
consumers still flock to quality.

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At 00:05:57,665, Character said: Excuse me, Al.

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At 00:05:59,199, Character said: Is this seat taken?

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At 00:06:01,732, Character said: Or this one? Or this one?

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At 00:06:06,799, Character said: Marcie, come here.

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At 00:06:10,599, Character said: Look. There's a woman.

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At 00:06:14,533, Character said: Aren't they something?

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At 00:06:18,566, Character said: So, what do you want?

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At 00:06:20,499, Character said: Jefferson has something to say.
Jefferson?

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At 00:06:25,099, Character said: Yeah, Al, I'm--

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At 00:06:27,199, Character said: I'm here to apply for the j--

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At 00:06:30,599, Character said: -For the j--
-Job! Job! Say it!

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At 00:06:34,332, Character said: I ** tired of coming home
every night...

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At 00:06:36,299, Character said: ....and finding you watching
the Home Shopping Network.

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At 00:06:40,200, Character said: Look, Marcie, I don't know
the first thing about selling shoes.

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At 00:06:43,332, Character said: Is this the right color for me?

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At 00:06:46,366, Character said: Absolutely.
It brings out the violet in your eyes.

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At 00:06:50,699, Character said: I'll take 12.

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At 00:07:00,467, Character said: I'm sorry, Marcie. But the job
has already been filled by someone...

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At 00:07:04,666, Character said: ...far more qualified.

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At 00:07:06,167, Character said: Mr. Bundy, where it says "date," do
you want his name or where we went?

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At 00:07:13,966, Character said: That's Heidi. She's dumb
as toast, but I'd kill for her.

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At 00:07:18,933, Character said: And I'd start with you.

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At 00:07:21,167, Character said: You piece of algae.

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At 00:07:24,333, Character said: If you think that I **
going to stand idly by...

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At 00:07:27,734, Character said: ...and let you hire
some salute to silicone...

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At 00:07:33,101, Character said: ...instead of an obviously qualified
person, then you're wrong, Al Bundy.

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At 00:07:37,134, Character said: I'll have my woman's group here so
fast it'll make your bulbous head swim.

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At 00:07:41,467, Character said: My Jefferson is
far more qualified than--

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At 00:07:53,368, Character said: I'm not just a shoe salesman.
I also direct movies for HBO.

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At 00:08:02,667, Character said: Let's go, Jefferson.

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At 00:08:04,301, Character said: Marcie, I thought you wanted me
to get a job.

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At 00:08:06,700, Character said: Your job is pleasing me,
and I ** not pleased.

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At 00:08:12,967, Character said: That's my mom.

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At 00:08:16,802, Character said: "S***x." This could take a while.

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At 00:08:19,568, Character said: Can I write on the back?
The front's all full.

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At 00:08:21,868, Character said: Yes, yes. And feel free to move around
if you want to.

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At 00:08:27,268, Character said: I'm here to apply
for the shoe salesman's job.

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At 00:08:29,768, Character said: Job's taken. Get out.

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At 00:08:34,069, Character said: Polk High?

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At 00:08:36,668, Character said: Oh, Polk you're the best
Of all the schools

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At 00:08:40,102, Character said: -For you we'll always cheer
-For you we'll always cheer

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At 00:08:42,568, Character said: -By day we learn to read and write
-By day we learn to read and write

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At 00:08:45,102, Character said: -By night our team will fight, fight, fight
-By night our team will fight, fight, fight

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At 00:08:47,668, Character said: -No matter where we are
-No matter where we are

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At 00:08:50,102, Character said: -We'll always give a:
-We'll always give a:

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At 00:08:52,369, Character said: -For P-O-L-K
-P-O-L-K

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At 00:08:54,968, Character said: -Polk. Polk. Polk
-Polk. Polk. Polk.

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At 00:08:59,002, Character said: Aaron Mitchell. Class of '93.

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At 00:09:00,768, Character said: Al Bundy. All class, all the time.

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At 00:09:10,102, Character said: Wait a second.

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At 00:09:12,102, Character said: Al Bundy?

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At 00:09:15,169, Character said: The All-State Al Bundy?

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At 00:09:17,269, Character said: I was.

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At 00:09:19,569, Character said: -I thought you died in Nam.
-No.

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At 00:09:23,602, Character said: Well, actually, I started that rumor.

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At 00:09:26,269, Character said: Yeah, see, I died here at home,
victim of Agent Red.

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At 00:09:32,102, Character said: Al Bundy. Do you know
what a hero you are to me?

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At 00:09:35,302, Character said: I presume you're referring
to my four touchdowns in one game.

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At 00:09:39,003, Character said: Well, that and the four holes
you drilled into the walls...

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At 00:09:42,070, Character said: ...of the girls locker room.

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At 00:09:45,502, Character said: For years I didn't think
women had heads.

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At 00:09:53,869, Character said: -Well, I see you play a little ball.
-No, no, no. You played ball.

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At 00:09:57,803, Character said: I was just All City.
I was lucky to get a scholarship.

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At 00:10:00,403, Character said: -I g***t a scholarship to college.
-And what happened?

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At 00:10:03,170, Character said: An injury. Tackle broke my leg.
Wife broke her water. The end.

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At 00:10:08,203, Character said: But......