Men In Hope (2011) Subtitles

00:01:56,428 --> 00:01:58,-Are you waiting long?
-Just a moment longer

00:01:58,226 --> 00:02:00,and the warranty
of these gifts expires.

00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:02,We should've been there already.
Alice will eat me alive.

00:02:02,908 --> 00:02:05,Don't worry about that.
After all, you know her.

00:02:05,548 --> 00:02:07,She would have
complained about the delay

00:02:07,488 --> 00:02:09,even on
the death trains.

00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:14,Where were
you so long?

00:02:14,644 --> 00:02:16,''Where were you?
"'With you of course.

00:02:17,108 --> 00:02:19,So I should cover
for you again?

00:02:20,588 --> 00:02:22,It is not over with
that female guide yet?

00:02:22,887 --> 00:02:25,No. She just
had a surgery.

00:02:25,348 --> 00:02:30,Poor thing, cannot even stretch
her leg properly.

00:02:30,228 --> 00:02:31,I see that you
would regret that.

00:02:32,228 --> 00:02:35,-But how about that chick
who brings her groceries.

00:02:35,608 --> 00:02:38,-Chick...?
-Hmmm.

00:02:39,668 --> 00:02:45,Those legs. Lovely.
Those would get you too.

00:02:45,588 --> 00:02:49,Hardly. Unlike you, I do
realize that I ** married,

00:02:49,228 --> 00:02:51,and that this entails
certain obligations.

00:02:52,308 --> 00:02:56,Ondrej... did you know that a customer
died here last week?

00:02:56,908 --> 00:03:00,-Here in the car?
-Yeah. Exactly there, where you sit.

00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,Such a happy guy.
We're driving,

00:03:03,586 --> 00:03:05,chatting. I was telling
him a story...

00:03:05,628 --> 00:03:09,and suddenly I look
- and he is dead.

00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:13,That must've been a hell of a story.
You better keep it to yourself.

00:03:13,988 --> 00:03:19,Sudden heart failure. At thirty-five.
And what about me?

00:03:19,188 --> 00:03:21,With the gallbladder
issues, high blood

00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:23,pressure and
prostate problems?

00:03:24,148 --> 00:03:26,No time
to waste time, buddy.

00:03:27,388 --> 00:03:30,-Well ... I agree.
-There you go.

00:03:31,828 --> 00:03:34,So I can count on you,
right?

00:03:35,228 --> 00:03:38,Rudolf, I'm sorry,
but you know that I can't lie.

00:03:39,988 --> 00:03:42,''I can't lie.''

00:03:42,508 --> 00:03:47,My God, what kind of idiot
did my girl marry?

00:03:51,028 --> 00:03:52,Hi, honey.

00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:55,I know, we're a
bit late, but...

00:03:55,948 --> 00:03:58,41 minutes! You call that a bit?

00:04:00,228 --> 00:04:02,Oh well...
thank you very much.

00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:06,Well, guys!
-Hey! -Hi.

00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:10,-What kept you?
-What can I say?

00:04:11,148 --> 00:04:13,I went to see my mistress.

00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,She had a meniscus
surgery, you know?

00:04:17,903 --> 00:04:20,So I helped her with
rehabilitation a little.

00:04:21,548 --> 00:04:23,And then this young
samaritan-like

00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:26,girl appeared there.
Beautiful woman.

00:04:26,588 --> 00:04:29,She wanted to meet me too.
So that delayed me a bit.

00:04:30,988 --> 00:04:32,Well what could
I have done?

00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,She was ompletely
crazy about me.

00:04:34,868 --> 00:04:37,If you just stopped bragging.

00:04:39,548 --> 00:04:42,They were playing pool.

00:04:43,388 --> 00:04:44,Look.

00:04:44,908 --> 00:04:47,He still has chalk
on his fingers.

00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,I don't get why
you enjoy doing this...

00:04:50,868 --> 00:04:55,...making stuff
up at your age.

00:04:58,748 --> 00:05:01,And now try
talking her out of it.

00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:06,We will go play with some balls again
on Friday, right?

00:05:07,268 --> 00:05:10,-Absolutely.
-At six, exactly.

00:05:23,308 --> 00:05:24,Just like Grandpa.

00:05:36,868 --> 00:05:40,Dad, Grandma and
Grandpa are fighting?

00:05:41,468 --> 00:05:43,-No, they are play
a game...a board game.

00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,-Something like''Ludo'', right?

00:05:46,188 --> 00:05:47,Well...

00:05:49,588 --> 00:05:51,More like,''Jumping hats''.

00:05:54,148 --> 00:05:57,Can't your parents control their
passion at least a little bit?

00:05:57,388 --> 00:06:02,-How should I explain this to Pavl�k
all the time? -Normal. That they love each other.

00:06:02,788 --> 00:06:04,And won't it be
strange, then, that

00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,he doesn't hear
such noises from us too?

00:06:07,908 --> 00:06:10,We can top them easily,
if you want.

00:06:12,028 --> 00:06:14,Wait, I thought,
you were mad at me.

00:06:15,868 --> 00:06:18,That can be postponed.
Ovulation cannot be.

00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:22,So don't drag around.

00:06:23,788 --> 00:06:27,Hey, but if you're
still angry,

00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:29,you don't have to push it.

00:06:31,988 --> 00:06:37,I mean ...
I don't want to force you.

00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:41,It might work out today. I have perfect

00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:43,temperature and density
of the secretion.

00:06:48,148 --> 00:06:50,Now I'm so turned on.

00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:57,Isn't is a completely
different feeling when you...

00:06:57,294 --> 00:06:59,know there can be a baby?
-Hmm.

00:07:03,908 --> 00:07:06,If we hurry,
I could give birth in the spring

00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:09,and avoid
that terrible summer heat.

00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,We'll repaint the back room

00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:16,and rearrange
the furniture, right?

00:07:16,388 --> 00:07:19,Oh hey, I made
a few sketches.

00:07:19,628 --> 00:07:21,Nice.

00:07:24,188 --> 00:07:27,-Mom had knit him little outfits.
-Yeah.

00:07:29,228 --> 00:07:31,Which hat do
you like more?

00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:36,-Done yet?
-No, cramp!

00:07:39,868 --> 00:07:43,Look how we ended up.
Female dictatorship.

00:07:44,508 --> 00:07:47,My friend, when my
grandfather came

00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:50,from working outside
with dirty shoes

00:07:50,308 --> 00:07:52,he went straight to
the table, no one

00:07:52,743 --> 00:07:55,dared to say a word.
Such a respect.

00:07:56,468 --> 00:07:59,Look at us.
Slaves!

00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:05,-What is waiting for this little one?
-Ouch! There ...!

00:08:05,668 --> 00:08:10,-Pavlik, defend yourself!
After all, that scooter is yours.

00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:14,What is it? Leave her alone!

00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:19,Why would you hit a girl?
You should be ashamed!

00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:23,-Is he yours?
-Why don't you watch him?

00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:25,Or try to raise him better?

00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,-Yeah!
-Oh! What do you expect from men, right?

00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,We're not all the same.

00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:32,You collaborator!

00:08:34,108 --> 00:08:36,Well you did it, Pavlik. When

00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:39,dealing with females, you
must be strict and clever.

00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:56,-What is it? -My back is hurting.
We are working on that baby.

00:08:56,428 --> 00:09:00,-'Working?' Isn't that a joy?
- Tell that to your daughter.

00:09:00,388 --> 00:09:03,If she doesn't get pregnant soon,
I will end up crippled.

00:09:04,228 --> 00:09:06,Easy for you to laugh. Not

00:09:06,544 --> 00:09:08,everybody is half a
mountain goat like you.

00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:18,I have to say,
your appetite amazes me.

00:09:19,188 --> 00:09:23,-Why? Is there a problem with you?
-No, but ...

00:09:23,948 --> 00:09:26,With all those women in your life I

00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,wonder how you still want her.

00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:31,So what?

00:09:32,268 --> 00:09:34,You must have seen her
n***d a thousand times.

00:09:34,624 --> 00:09:36,Doesn't it get boring?

00:09:37,188 --> 00:09:39,-Are you mad? I haven't seen her

00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:41,n***d in at least twenty years.
-What?

00:09:42,188 --> 00:09:47,That would be a suicide,
it would kill my vibe instantly.

00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,So how you do it,
get turned on?

00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:53,-Do you have any
idea about how many

00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,beautiful women are

00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:55,out there?
-So what?

00:09:56,068 --> 00:10:00,I watch and record it right here.
Like a videocamera.

00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,And then when it's needed
I find it later.

00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:06,I then I can easily
march into the bedroom

00:10:06,668 --> 00:10:08,and when it comes
to that, I close my

00:10:08,768 --> 00:10:10,eyes and turn on
the autopilot.

00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,And here I see the
pictures I want.

00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:14,And the body does
what it's gotta do.

00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:19,My friend, I make love to so...