Mom Pi Spinal Tap S01E13 Subtitles

At 00:00:57,070, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:44,780, Character said: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. Are
you okay?

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At 00:01:50,040, Character said: Yeah, I'm fine.

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At 00:01:56,040, Character said: I'm sorry. Well, as long as you're all
right. Yeah, I'm fine.

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At 00:02:00,300, Character said: Look, I'd love to help you here, but I
can't exert my spine on doctor's orders.

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At 00:02:05,960, Character said: Oh, oh, well, gosh, I'll just get your
stuff together.

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At 00:02:13,100, Character said: Hi, Sal.

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At 00:02:15,180, Character said: Oh. Say, I hope this stuff's not headed
for the Pacific.

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At 00:02:17,880, Character said: No, no. Need a hand? No, no, no, we can
handle it.

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At 00:02:20,940, Character said: Oh, I'll see you at the cafe.

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At 00:02:22,460, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:24,720, Character said: I guess that's about g***t it. Thank you.

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At 00:02:29,520, Character said: Boy, you don't know how much you use
something until you lose it, huh?

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At 00:02:32,520, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:02:35,420, Character said: My name's Vic Stevens, by the way.

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At 00:02:38,300, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:39,760, Character said: Sally Sullivan.

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At 00:02:40,820, Character said: Sally Sullivan.

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At 00:02:41,600, Character said: Yeah. Well.

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At 00:02:44,600, Character said: Hey, you sure you don't want me to get
you some help from inside the store? No.

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At 00:02:48,840, Character said: Okay,

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At 00:02:50,160, Character said: you're sure?

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At 00:02:50,840, Character said: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:02:51,500, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:52,900, Character said: Well.

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At 00:02:55,760, Character said: Good luck.

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At 00:02:57,240, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:03:07,980, Character said: Nice try.

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At 00:03:09,960, Character said: Maybe he's for real, Bernie.

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At 00:03:11,820, Character said: He's real, all right. Real good and real
smart.

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At 00:03:15,180, Character said: This is getting interesting.

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At 00:03:16,840, Character said: Put it on your expense account. Don't
lose the receipt, and I'll see you back

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At 00:03:20,880, Character said: the office. I g***t to play car tag with
Steven.

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At 00:03:23,360, Character said: You g***t this, okay?

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At 00:03:25,610, Character said: Yeah, Bern, food is my life.

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At 00:03:40,050, Character said: There has been absolutely no indication
of fraud.

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At 00:03:43,390, Character said: So far, but he'll slip up soon.

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At 00:03:45,530, Character said: So far, he's been attending his
physiotherapy regularly every day at

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At 00:03:49,410, Character said: And how long have you been doing this,
Mrs. Holden?

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At 00:03:53,390, Character said: I have been doing this.

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At 00:03:55,360, Character said: For 20 years.

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At 00:03:56,760, Character said: You get a notice for it, do you think
he's legitimate?

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At 00:03:59,720, Character said: I know he's not.

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At 00:04:01,460, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:04:02,800, Character said: But this is not your average scam
artist. I mean, you've g***t this very

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At 00:04:07,620, Character said: Brains don't make a man guilty.

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At 00:04:09,580, Character said: Sure he's smart. I hired you because
you're supposed to be smarter and

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At 00:04:13,680, Character said: Now, if you and your hired help can't
handle this, maybe we g***t this little

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At 00:04:16,600, Character said: sting we're working on. We're going to
deliver Steven. I've heard that before.

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At 00:04:20,940, Character said: So, what do you g***t?

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At 00:04:23,150, Character said: Slightly unethical. Uh -huh, uh -huh.

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At 00:04:25,970, Character said: Be illegal, actually. I mean, if this
thing ever g***t into court, well, I'd

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At 00:04:30,130, Character said: recommend that the three of us deny it
ever having had this meeting.

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At 00:04:33,110, Character said: Well, I've heard enough. It sounds quite
intriguing.

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At 00:04:35,910, Character said: They'll hear from you soon.

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At 00:04:37,350, Character said: Tomorrow. Next day at the latest.

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At 00:04:39,190, Character said: Please, don't disappoint me.

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At 00:04:41,450, Character said: You know me.

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At 00:04:42,910, Character said: Mr. Sullivan.

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At 00:04:44,910, Character said: Always a pleasure, Ken.

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At 00:04:48,610, Character said: Hate to be the person who woke up to him
every day.

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At 00:04:51,180, Character said: We're not being paid to like the gas.
There wouldn't be enough money.

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At 00:04:56,440, Character said: So, uh, what is this plan of yours?

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At 00:04:59,140, Character said: Give me a minute. I'll take a sip.

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At 00:05:02,820, Character said: I'm not sure I like this case.

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At 00:05:05,600, Character said: Meaning?

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At 00:05:06,820, Character said: I just have a feeling we're wasting our
time.

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At 00:05:09,040, Character said: What is it, intuition?

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At 00:05:10,800, Character said: Call it what you like. Stephen struck me
as a nice guy.

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At 00:05:16,600, Character said: Infatuation?

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At 00:05:19,050, Character said: How about presumption of innocence?

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At 00:05:21,350, Character said: Sounds like a cheap burp here.

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At 00:05:31,250, Character said: That's the special.

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At 00:05:32,430, Character said: You g***t it.

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At 00:05:33,930, Character said: Not quite what I expected.

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At 00:05:36,250, Character said: That's why it's special.

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At 00:05:42,210, Character said: You know, the food's good here, too, not
the coffee.

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At 00:05:47,290, Character said: Coffee to start?

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At 00:05:49,440, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:05:51,380, Character said: Oh, hi.

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At 00:05:52,940, Character said: I just dropped by to see if you and your
groceries survived the trip.

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At 00:05:56,920, Character said: Oh, well, I guess we did.

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At 00:05:59,800, Character said: Can I buy you coffee?

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At 00:06:06,540, Character said: Um, sure.

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At 00:06:08,500, Character said: Yeah, why not?

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At 00:06:12,660, Character said: I didn't mean to walk away from you like
that yesterday. I had an appointment

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At 00:06:15,880, Character said: with my physiotherapist and I didn't
want to be late.

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At 00:06:18,280, Character said: Oh, well.

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At 00:06:19,690, Character said: It was my fault anyway.

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At 00:06:21,750, Character said: I hope the therapy helps.

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At 00:06:24,090, Character said: It's hard to say.

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At 00:06:25,990, Character said: I hope so, too.

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At 00:06:29,530, Character said: What exactly happened to your neck?

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At 00:06:33,270, Character said: I had a car accident a few months back.

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At 00:06:35,690, Character said: The car went off the road and danced
with the telephone pole.

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At 00:06:39,930, Character said: That must have been frightening.

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At 00:06:41,650, Character said: I guess so.

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At 00:06:43,090, Character said: At the time.

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At 00:06:45,710, Character said: Well...

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At 00:06:49,260, Character said: I, uh, I hope that you had good
insurance coverage.

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At 00:06:53,780, Character said: Oh, don't talk to me about insurance,
please.

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At 00:06:57,540, Character said: I thought I was covered okay, and now
they're stalling on the payout.

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At 00:07:02,540, Character said: Oh, well.

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At 00:07:05,260, Character said: Bureaucracy. Have patience.

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At 00:07:06,760, Character said: I'm not sure, but I think they're trying
to prove my claim is false.

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At 00:07:10,200, Character said: That I'm faking.

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At 00:07:11,460, Character said: Really? Wow.

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At 00:07:13,140, Character said: I don't have any proof, but...

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At 00:07:16,270, Character said: I have this feeling that I'm being
watched all the time.

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At 00:07:19,770, Character said: Like every time I go out of my house, I
feel like I'm being followed.

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At 00:07:24,230, Character said: That's a pretty creepy feeling.

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At 00:07:26,990, Character said: Yeah, it is.

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At 00:07:29,950, Character said: Well, anyway, I guess there's a lot of
creeps out there that need to make a

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At 00:07:33,690, Character said: buck, I guess.

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At 00:07:35,230, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:07:38,570, Character said: Anyway, if they don't settle with me
soon, my business is going to get out of

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At 00:07:41,470, Character said: the tooth.

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At 00:07:42,610, Character said: Hey, Sal.

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At 00:07:44,350, Character said: This salmon's going to hit upstream and
spawn if you don't serve it soon. Come

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At 00:07:48,230, Character said: on, now.

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At 00:07:50,950, Character said: I g***t to get back.

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At 00:07:55,410, Character said: I'm sure that everything's going to work
out fine.

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At 00:07:59,070, Character said: Hey, I didn't mean to bend your ear like
this. I really did just come in to say

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At 00:08:02,550, Character said: hello.

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At 00:08:04,110, Character said: Jabba's on me.

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At 00:08:05,790, Character said: And it was nice to see you again. You
too.

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At 00:08:14,100, Character said: Anyways, thanks for listening.

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At 00:08:17,020, Character said: Maybe I can see you again sometime.

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At 00:08:20,420, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:08:22,380, Character said: Are you married?

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At 00:08:23,580, Character said: No.

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At 00:08:24,720, Character said: Are you seeing somebody?

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At 00:08:26,580, Character said: I just don't know you well enough. Well,
maybe we could just have a coffee, just

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At 00:08:30,440, Character said: like this.

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At 00:08:31,920, Character said: Um... Well, okay, maybe. Great. Well, I
look forward to it.

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At 00:08:38,740, Character said: Okay. Okay, bye for now. Bye.

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At 00:08:43,690, Character said: Thanks a lot. Later, later,
surveillance.

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At 00:08:45,590, Character said: That was good.

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At 00:09:08,030, Character said: Bernie! Oh, hey.

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At 00:09:10,510, Character said: Sally, now listen.

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At 00:09:12,830, Character said: You could have played it better today,
but it gave me an idea.

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At 00:09:15,550, Character said: I'm not interested.

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At 00:09:16,710, Character said: No, no, no, no. This is perfect.

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At 00:09:18,970, Character said: He liked you, so you can exploit the
situation. You could do real good on

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At 00:09:23,210, Character said: one. That's my point, Bernie. I'm not
good at exploiting people.

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