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At 00:00:33,332, Character said: I'm gonna... I'm gonna
f***g piss my pants.

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At 00:00:35,533, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:00:39,505, Character said: Hey, if you wanna watch this video,
please go to our website NotSeeParty.com.

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At 00:00:44,444, Character said: N-O-T...

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At 00:00:45,245, Character said: S-E-E... and not "Nazi" with a "Z."

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At 00:00:47,647, Character said: That'd be like cross-dressing Adolf
Eichmann-Liza Minnelli impersonator.

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At 00:00:51,418, Character said: If I... If I die of laughter
during this segment,

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At 00:00:54,087, Character said: I don't want you to feel bad. I want
you all to know that I died happy,

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At 00:00:56,790, Character said: because this video is the greatest
thing that's ever happened to me.

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At 00:01:00,226, Character said: - It's up to like 30 something million.
- Here we... Here we go.

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At 00:01:45,704, Character said: - S***t!
- What the f***k?

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At 00:01:48,107, Character said: I'm gonna talk to this
kid about everything.

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At 00:01:49,342, Character said: I wanna know... I wanna know
what he masturbates to,

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At 00:01:51,878, Character said: I wanna know if he kept the leg.
Did he keep the leg?

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At 00:01:54,781, Character said: I gotta say though, man.
I've watched this video enough.

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At 00:01:56,483, Character said: I'm starting to feel bad for the kid.

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At 00:01:57,984, Character said: I'm not laughed out yet but
I'm feeling bad for him.

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At 00:02:00,153, Character said: Feeling bad? The kid's g***t tons
of hits 'cause he's famous.

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At 00:02:03,590, Character said: Right? I mean what more do you want?
He's g***t more hits than I do.

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At 00:02:05,959, Character said: I'm kinda in a weird way, jealous.

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At 00:02:07,628, Character said: I don't need both legs. What ** I?
I'm not running marathons.

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At 00:02:09,929, Character said: So look out, you crazy Canucks.
Something weird-a***s this way comes.

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At 00:02:13,233, Character said: Next week, Wanderin' Wallace
takes a raunchy road trip

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At 00:02:15,768, Character said: up to the Great White North
to meet with a star.

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At 00:02:18,505, Character said: My only hope is that he
doesn't cry too much.

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At 00:02:20,507, Character said: Join us next week while
Wallace sits down

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At 00:02:22,709, Character said: with the one-legged wonder,
the master of self-mutilation

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At 00:02:26,846, Character said: of Internet humiliation,
the Kill Bill Kid.

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At 00:02:29,182, Character said: Which is about all you can
do if you're the Kill Bill Kid.

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At 00:02:31,151, Character said: You just sit your one-legged
a***s down, forever.

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At 00:02:34,487, Character said: Oh, it's too easy.
It was right there!

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At 00:02:35,922, Character said: - You're going to hell, man.
- They're like plums, like low-hanging plums.

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At 00:02:38,491, Character said: - I had to grab it.
- Until next time, I'm Teddy Craft.

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At 00:02:41,061, Character said: And this is Wallace Bryton
reminding you to

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At 00:02:43,596, Character said: join ze Not-See Party!

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At 00:02:59,846, Character said: Welcome to Canada.

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At 00:03:04,283, Character said: Hey, there.

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At 00:03:05,685, Character said: Hey there, yourself,
fellow facial hair aficionado.

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At 00:03:08,621, Character said: Yeah, not as good as you. My God!

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At 00:03:10,857, Character said: - New Jersey.
- Yeah, years back. Now it's... Los Angeles.

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At 00:03:15,528, Character said: A man torn betwixt Devils and Kings.

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At 00:03:20,366, Character said: Oh! Hockey.

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At 00:03:22,969, Character said: You're d***n right, hockey.

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At 00:03:25,471, Character said: I don't really follow hockey.

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At 00:03:28,208, Character said: Okay. Hands off the counter, please.

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At 00:03:31,511, Character said: - Really?
- Yeah, really. Thank you.

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At 00:03:33,813, Character said: - Sorry.
- Sorry.

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At 00:03:35,348, Character said: - Sorry.
- Sorry.

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At 00:03:36,516, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:03:38,184, Character said: When you're visiting the
Great White North of Canada,

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At 00:03:40,587, Character said: you g***t your Cana-Do's and
you g***t your Cana-Don'ts.

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At 00:03:43,823, Character said: Top shelf, right there. Number one.

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At 00:03:45,725, Character said: Don't go tell any Canadian
you don't follow hockey.

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At 00:03:48,627, Character said: Of course! I should've known that.
It makes 'em sad, right?

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At 00:03:51,230, Character said: A Canadian doesn't get sad.
Sadness was made by the USA.

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At 00:03:54,701, Character said: Oh, come on. What does that mean?

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At 00:03:56,169, Character said: Take off, it's true.
Right there on our flag.

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At 00:03:59,272, Character said: It's right there when you look at it.
When you see past that sacred Maple Leaf,

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At 00:04:02,375, Character said: - you know what you see?
- A white wall.

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At 00:04:04,577, Character said: You see that in America,
you may be red, white and blue.

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At 00:04:08,715, Character said: But in Canada, you're red,
white but never blue?

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At 00:04:13,219, Character said: Ever.

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At 00:04:14,120, Character said: G***t you. That's actually... You know,
I've never thought of it that way before.

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At 00:04:17,423, Character said: I always think of
Canadians as just nice.

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At 00:04:19,525, Character said: Well, that right there
is another Cana-Don't.

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At 00:04:21,628, Character said: We're not nice, we're optimistic.
There is a difference.

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At 00:04:23,429, Character said: - Right.
- And we're tolerant.

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At 00:04:26,098, Character said: And we're hung like moose.

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At 00:04:33,138, Character said: That's great.

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At 00:04:36,241, Character said: Back to business, then.
What're you doing in Manitoba?

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At 00:04:39,312, Character said: I'm recording a podcast.
So what I do is, I...

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At 00:04:44,117, Character said: I travel around and I interview
weird or interesting people

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At 00:04:48,354, Character said: and I describe it to my best friend
who does not see it first-hand

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At 00:04:52,992, Character said: since he won't fly anywhere.
It's called The Not-See Party.

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At 00:04:56,229, Character said: Whoa, whoa! Nazi Party?

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At 00:04:58,231, Character said: Oh, no. It's spelled N-O-T-S-E-E,

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At 00:05:01,601, Character said: not the other... Hatey one.

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At 00:05:04,070, Character said: - You know, that Hitler.
- You don't say Hitler in an airport.

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At 00:05:18,884, Character said: All right.

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At 00:05:39,171, Character said: What the f***k is this?

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At 00:06:06,464, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:06:09,000, Character said: Oh, s***t!

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At 00:06:20,312, Character said: Oh, f***k!

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At 00:06:29,688, Character said: Hey, f***r. Are you ready for this?

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At 00:06:33,025, Character said: F***g Kill Bill Kid f***g
killed himself, sir!

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At 00:06:37,730, Character said: With his own f***g sword!
Can you believe that s***t?

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At 00:06:40,333, Character said: I'm not f***g kidding you.

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At 00:06:42,935, Character said: He couldn't hold out for two more days,
the selfish little peg-legged piece of s***t.

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At 00:06:46,839, Character said: I'm so pissed off right now.
I gotta find a flight back tonight.

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At 00:06:49,575, Character said: But I'm thinking I don't wanna come
all the way back with nothing.

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At 00:06:51,444, Character said: We need a show this week, so...

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At 00:06:53,546, Character said: I'm in f***g Winnipeg
in a bar called...

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At 00:06:57,884, Character said: Bar "H."

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At 00:07:00,219, Character said: I don't know what the f***k
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna...

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At 00:07:02,255, Character said: Try to find some other Canadian
weirdo up here I can talk to, but...

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At 00:07:06,092, Character said: I gotta be honest, man.
There is nothing weird about Canada.

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At 00:07:10,296, Character said: It is painfully boring up here.

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At 00:07:13,699, Character said: But s***t! $550 for a
f***g plane ticket.

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At 00:07:17,870, Character said: Selfish little prick.

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At 00:07:19,939, Character said: I know it's f***d up to say, but...
God d***n it! It was killing me.

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At 00:07:24,109, Character said: All right.

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At 00:07:26,411, Character said: Signing off from the
Great White North.

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At 00:07:28,381, Character said: Coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo

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At 00:07:30,917, Character said: Coo loo coo coo

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At 00:07:32,585, Character said: Oh, s***t. Beep.

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At 00:07:35,921, Character said: Hey, man, where is your bathroom?

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At 00:07:59,144, Character said: Hello, I ** an old man who has
enjoyed a long and storied life at sea.

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At 00:08:04,817, Character said: I ** a proud Canadian who has traveled
a peculiar path lo these many years.

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At 00:08:09,956, Character said: And after eons of oceanic adventure,
I find myself a landlubber,

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At 00:08:15,194, Character said: with Manitoba as my final port.

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At 00:08:18,097, Character said: I know I do not wish to spend my
remaining years alone in a giant house.

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At 00:08:23,269, Character said: Not when I have such
stories to share.

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At 00:08:30,008, Character said: No, it's not the room I'm interested
in as much as you, Mr. Howe.

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At 00:08:34,046, Character said: Yeah, tonight would be...
That'd be amazing, sir. Yes, thank you.

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At 00:08:37,383, Character said: All right, where ** I going?
Bifrost? Sounds e***c.

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At 00:08:43,289, Character said: Okay, let me just ask
somebody how far I **.

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At 00:08:45,124, Character said: Excuse me, hey!
How far is Bifrost from here?

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At 00:08:49,462, Character said: - Bifrost? S***t! That's far.
- Yeah, it's about two hours from here.

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At 00:08:53,466, Character said: Yeah, the kids here at the
convenience store are telling me

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