Ellen s01e09 The Refrigerator Subtitles

00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,Adam, play a word. I can't think of one.

00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,Boring.

00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,Tedious.

00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:20,Interminable.

00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,Life -sucking.

00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,Life -sucking. That's a hyphenation.
Okay, okay. I g***t one.

00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,Oh, Adam.

00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:38,Okay. Okay.

00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:47,F -U -S -U -R

00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,-R -U -S.

00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:55,Look at that. I used all my tile.

00:00:58,260 --> 00:00:59,Susurus?

00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,Susurus. It's a dinosaur.

00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,Looks sort of like a reindeer.

00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:06,74 points.

00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:12,Susurrus or susurrus is not a word.
Holly, challenge him. You challenge him.

00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,What if you g***t to lose? You're in third
place.

00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,Don't be a susurrus.

00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,All right.

00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,I challenge.

00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,F.

00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:27,F. I know.

00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,You. I know.

00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:33,It's a word. Oh.

00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,You're kidding. A dinosaur, right?

00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:38,No, a slight rustling sound.

00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,Named for the dinosaur that makes it, so
we're both right.

00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,So, Holly, it looks like you missed your
turn again.

00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,Oh.

00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:54,Did you hear a caesaurus?

00:03:03,839 --> 00:03:05,Well, that was unbelievable.

00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:08,I can't believe we just spent three
hours at a monster truck post.

00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,Whose idea was that, anyway?

00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,I think it was yours. It was a stupid
idea.

00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,Does anybody mind if I take the bathroom
first?

00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,I was afraid to go there.

00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,Oh, I had the pleasure. You missed
something special. I had no idea how

00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,women smoke cigars.

00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:27,I would have stayed longer, but a fist
fight broke out over the last tampon.

00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,Your refrigerator's not working.

00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,Again? Gee, I wonder whose idea it was
to buy a used one.

00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,Yours?

00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:41,No. Okay, it was mine, but we saved a
lot of money, and that refrigerator is

00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:44,every bit as good as a new one, except
it doesn't defrost.

00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,Which you said you do, and you never do.
I defrost.

00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,Look.

00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,It's defrosted.

00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,We're getting a new one. No, I can fix
it.

00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:03,Adam, you can't fix a sandwich.

00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:10,Face it, our refrigerator's useful life,
it's over. It's dead.

00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,A little light has gone out.

00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:19,You really love that old guy, didn't
you?

00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,No, I don't want to spend 600 bucks.

00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:26,I know, but wouldn't it be nice to have
a nice new refrigerator, one that was

00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:30,big and quiet and had a crisper?

00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,Who needs crisp beer?

00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,We're going to get one. Oh, and bucks in between jobs.

00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,Hey, I can get you one wholesale.

00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,You could? Yeah, they sell them at the
department store. We get a 35 % employee

00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,discount. Oh, no, I'd be more
comfortable just going to an appliance

00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:48,you crazy?

00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,35 %?

00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,Yeah, but there's a catch. There's no
catch. See?

00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,There's a catch. Whenever it looks like
you're going to get a great deal on

00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,something, there's always a catch.

00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,I'm telling you, there's no catch.

00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,Think.

00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:03,Well... Okay, technically you'd have to
say it's for me. Ah, there's the catch.

00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:04,How is that a catch?

00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:08,Anita, it just means they'll have to
deliver it to my apartment.

00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,Ah -ha.

00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,Big deal.

00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:14,We bring it over from her place, scoot
it in, and we've saved a bundle.

00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:16,Holly, settle an argument for us. No.

00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:22,Please, Ellen, if anything goes wrong,
I'll take care of it.

00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,That's what you said when we g***t the
cat.

00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:25,We had a cat?

00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:32,Okay, so I wasn't so good with the cat,
but I promise this is going to be a

00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:33,piece of cake.

00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,How much can plaster cost?

00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:43,You know, this is my day off. There are
a lot of things I could be doing.

00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,We really appreciate you helping us,
Holly. Do you?

00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,You just automatically assume when you
have something to move, Holly will help.

00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,That's how it is with most people.

00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:55,Watch out.

00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,It's good.

00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:08,Piece of cake.

00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,I mean, what are the chances of even
having 13 friends move in a year?

00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,There must be something about my face
that makes people want a bigger

00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,Well, the hard part's over, and we've
saved a lot of money.

00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,You know, I gotta admit, now that it's
here, I'm getting kind of excited.

00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:30,Look how deep it is.

00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:32,And wide.

00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:41,me something soggy.

00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,Look at you, and you were so sure there
was going to be a problem.

00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,There's a problem with the refrigerator.

00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:50,Excuse me?

00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:53,The large appliance manager wants to
give me an ice machine to go with it.

00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:54,is that a problem?

00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:56,He wants to install it himself.

00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:58,That's a problem.

00:06:58,470 --> 00:06:59,Can't you tell him not to?

00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:03,He's the sort of person who would just
show up uninvited with his toolkit.

00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:05,I had no idea that was the sort of
person.

00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,Ellen. If he comes to my apartment and
the refrigerator's not there, I could

00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:13,fired. So what, you want it back? Just
for a day. Anita!

00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,Well, what choice do I have? I don't
know. Tell him... Tell him you're having

00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:22,monogrammed. What is the big deal? Holly
will help you move it. You don't know

00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,that.

00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,Well, you could pretend like you don't.

00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,Adam, are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.

00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,G***t in an accident.

00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,What happened?

00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,I was sitting in a light, and this guy
in a beamer just hauled up from behind

00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,and whacked me. Did you get his name and
number? Yeah, but I'm not going to use

00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:42,it. Neither of our cars were hurt. What
about you, Adam? You should see a

00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:43,doctor. Too expensive.

00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:47,Because insurance will pay for it. Yeah,
but then his rates will go up. His

00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,rates? Who cares?

00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,He seemed like a nice guy.

00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:51,He was driving a Beamer. How nice can he
be?

00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:56,He's probably a lawyer or an agent.
Right now, I bet he's whooping it up

00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:59,some friends at some restaurant and you
can't even afford to drive past about

00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,what a dork you were to fall for his
nice guy routine.

00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:03,That's legal.

00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:07,My friend went to this great doctor when
she g***t into an accident. You want me

00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,to get his number? You bet I do.

00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:13,So, when can we move the refrigerator
back to my... What?

00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,Adam, can I throw away this Chinese
food? I might eat it.

00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,Oh, man.

00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,This is awful.

00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,Smell this.

00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,Smell.

00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:37,Oh, this is really revolting.

00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,What are you doing?

00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,I told you I might eat it.

00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:50,You know, this is how I like to spend my
free time, is moving heavy...