Ellen s01e09 The Refrigerator Subtitles

At 00:00:11,040, Character said: Adam, play a word. I can't think of one.

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At 00:00:15,500, Character said: Boring.

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At 00:00:18,200, Character said: Tedious.

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At 00:00:19,860, Character said: Interminable.

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At 00:00:21,200, Character said: Life -sucking.

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At 00:00:23,040, Character said: Life -sucking. That's a hyphenation.
Okay, okay. I g***t one.

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At 00:00:33,640, Character said: Oh, Adam.

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At 00:00:37,379, Character said: Okay. Okay.

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At 00:00:41,240, Character said: F -U -S -U -R

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At 00:00:47,720, Character said: -R -U -S.

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At 00:00:54,060, Character said: Look at that. I used all my tile.

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At 00:00:58,260, Character said: Susurus?

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At 00:00:59,920, Character said: Susurus. It's a dinosaur.

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At 00:01:01,500, Character said: Looks sort of like a reindeer.

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At 00:01:05,900, Character said: 74 points.

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At 00:01:07,960, Character said: Susurrus or susurrus is not a word.
Holly, challenge him. You challenge him.

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At 00:01:12,340, Character said: What if you g***t to lose? You're in third
place.

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At 00:01:14,160, Character said: Don't be a susurrus.

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At 00:01:18,440, Character said: All right.

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At 00:01:19,620, Character said: I challenge.

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At 00:01:22,320, Character said: F.

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At 00:01:26,140, Character said: F. I know.

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At 00:01:27,800, Character said: You. I know.

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At 00:01:32,460, Character said: It's a word. Oh.

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At 00:01:34,000, Character said: You're kidding. A dinosaur, right?

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At 00:01:35,820, Character said: No, a slight rustling sound.

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At 00:01:38,760, Character said: Named for the dinosaur that makes it, so
we're both right.

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At 00:01:44,400, Character said: So, Holly, it looks like you missed your
turn again.

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At 00:01:48,260, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:52,860, Character said: Did you hear a caesaurus?

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At 00:03:03,839, Character said: Well, that was unbelievable.

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At 00:03:05,620, Character said: I can't believe we just spent three
hours at a monster truck post.

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At 00:03:09,760, Character said: Whose idea was that, anyway?

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At 00:03:11,520, Character said: I think it was yours. It was a stupid
idea.

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At 00:03:14,260, Character said: Does anybody mind if I take the bathroom
first?

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At 00:03:16,500, Character said: I was afraid to go there.

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At 00:03:18,040, Character said: Oh, I had the pleasure. You missed
something special. I had no idea how

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At 00:03:21,600, Character said: women smoke cigars.

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At 00:03:24,140, Character said: I would have stayed longer, but a fist
fight broke out over the last tampon.

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At 00:03:29,960, Character said: Your refrigerator's not working.

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At 00:03:31,760, Character said: Again? Gee, I wonder whose idea it was
to buy a used one.

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At 00:03:35,440, Character said: Yours?

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At 00:03:36,620, Character said: No. Okay, it was mine, but we saved a
lot of money, and that refrigerator is

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At 00:03:41,740, Character said: every bit as good as a new one, except
it doesn't defrost.

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At 00:03:44,560, Character said: Which you said you do, and you never do.
I defrost.

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At 00:03:47,160, Character said: Look.

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At 00:03:56,220, Character said: It's defrosted.

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At 00:04:00,120, Character said: We're getting a new one. No, I can fix
it.

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At 00:04:02,730, Character said: Adam, you can't fix a sandwich.

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At 00:04:07,210, Character said: Face it, our refrigerator's useful life,
it's over. It's dead.

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At 00:04:11,330, Character said: A little light has gone out.

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At 00:04:17,170, Character said: You really love that old guy, didn't
you?

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At 00:04:19,470, Character said: No, I don't want to spend 600 bucks.

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At 00:04:23,150, Character said: I know, but wouldn't it be nice to have
a nice new refrigerator, one that was

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At 00:04:26,790, Character said: big and quiet and had a crisper?

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At 00:04:32,840, Character said: Who needs crisp beer?

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At 00:04:34,880, Character said: We're going to get one. Oh, and 600
bucks in between jobs.

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At 00:04:38,760, Character said: Hey, I can get you one wholesale.

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At 00:04:40,480, Character said: You could? Yeah, they sell them at the
department store. We get a 35 % employee

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At 00:04:43,760, Character said: discount. Oh, no, I'd be more
comfortable just going to an appliance

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At 00:04:47,540, Character said: you crazy?

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At 00:04:48,500, Character said: 35 %?

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At 00:04:49,540, Character said: Yeah, but there's a catch. There's no
catch. See?

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At 00:04:51,840, Character said: There's a catch. Whenever it looks like
you're going to get a great deal on

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At 00:04:54,180, Character said: something, there's always a catch.

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At 00:04:55,620, Character said: I'm telling you, there's no catch.

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At 00:04:57,640, Character said: Think.

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At 00:04:59,680, Character said: Well... Okay, technically you'd have to
say it's for me. Ah, there's the catch.

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At 00:05:03,490, Character said: How is that a catch?

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At 00:05:04,830, Character said: Anita, it just means they'll have to
deliver it to my apartment.

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At 00:05:08,430, Character said: Ah -ha.

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At 00:05:09,230, Character said: Big deal.

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At 00:05:10,750, Character said: We bring it over from her place, scoot
it in, and we've saved a bundle.

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At 00:05:14,850, Character said: Holly, settle an argument for us. No.

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At 00:05:19,350, Character said: Please, Ellen, if anything goes wrong,
I'll take care of it.

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At 00:05:22,930, Character said: That's what you said when we g***t the
cat.

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At 00:05:24,990, Character said: We had a cat?

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At 00:05:28,240, Character said: Okay, so I wasn't so good with the cat,
but I promise this is going to be a

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At 00:05:32,140, Character said: piece of cake.

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At 00:05:37,500, Character said: How much can plaster cost?

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At 00:05:40,220, Character said: You know, this is my day off. There are
a lot of things I could be doing.

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At 00:05:44,480, Character said: We really appreciate you helping us,
Holly. Do you?

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At 00:05:47,200, Character said: You just automatically assume when you
have something to move, Holly will help.

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At 00:05:50,400, Character said: That's how it is with most people.

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At 00:05:54,340, Character said: Watch out.

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At 00:06:05,360, Character said: It's good.

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At 00:06:07,220, Character said: Piece of cake.

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At 00:06:08,660, Character said: I mean, what are the chances of even
having 13 friends move in a year?

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At 00:06:13,080, Character said: There must be something about my face
that makes people want a bigger

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At 00:06:18,320, Character said: Well, the hard part's over, and we've
saved a lot of money.

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At 00:06:22,400, Character said: You know, I gotta admit, now that it's
here, I'm getting kind of excited.

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At 00:06:29,380, Character said: Look how deep it is.

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At 00:06:31,620, Character said: And wide.

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At 00:06:40,750, Character said: me something soggy.

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At 00:06:42,670, Character said: Look at you, and you were so sure there
was going to be a problem.

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At 00:06:47,130, Character said: There's a problem with the refrigerator.

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At 00:06:49,350, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:06:50,090, Character said: The large appliance manager wants to
give me an ice machine to go with it.

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At 00:06:53,950, Character said: is that a problem?

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At 00:06:55,170, Character said: He wants to install it himself.

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At 00:06:57,030, Character said: That's a problem.

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At 00:06:58,470, Character said: Can't you tell him not to?

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At 00:06:59,870, Character said: He's the sort of person who would just
show up uninvited with his toolkit.

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At 00:07:03,670, Character said: I had no idea that was the sort of
person.

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At 00:07:07,010, Character said: Ellen. If he comes to my apartment and
the refrigerator's not there, I could

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At 00:07:10,460, Character said: fired. So what, you want it back? Just
for a day. Anita!

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At 00:07:13,720, Character said: Well, what choice do I have? I don't
know. Tell him... Tell him you're having

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At 00:07:17,720, Character said: monogrammed. What is the big deal? Holly
will help you move it. You don't know

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At 00:07:22,460, Character said: that.

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At 00:07:23,560, Character said: Well, you could pretend like you don't.

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At 00:07:27,480, Character said: Adam, are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine.

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At 00:07:30,000, Character said: G***t in an accident.

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At 00:07:31,180, Character said: What happened?

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At 00:07:32,060, Character said: I was sitting in a light, and this guy
in a beamer just hauled up from behind

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At 00:07:35,800, Character said: and whacked me. Did you get his name and
number? Yeah, but I'm not going to use

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At 00:07:39,230, Character said: it. Neither of our cars were hurt. What
about you, Adam? You should see a

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At 00:07:42,230, Character said: doctor. Too expensive.

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At 00:07:43,630, Character said: Because insurance will pay for it. Yeah,
but then his rates will go up. His

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At 00:07:47,110, Character said: rates? Who cares?

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At 00:07:48,210, Character said: He seemed like a nice guy.

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At 00:07:49,650, Character said: He was driving a Beamer. How nice can he
be?

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At 00:07:52,610, Character said: He's probably a lawyer or an agent.
Right now, I bet he's whooping it up

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At 00:07:56,130, Character said: some friends at some restaurant and you
can't even afford to drive past about

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At 00:07:59,210, Character said: what a dork you were to fall for his
nice guy routine.

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At 00:08:02,270, Character said: That's legal.

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At 00:08:04,060, Character said: My friend went to this great doctor when
she g***t into an accident. You want me

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At 00:08:07,320, Character said: to get his number? You bet I do.

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At 00:08:09,600, Character said: So, when can we move the refrigerator
back to my... What?

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At 00:08:18,000, Character said: Adam, can I throw away this Chinese
food? I might eat it.

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At 00:08:23,400, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:08:24,600, Character said: This is awful.

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At 00:08:26,420, Character said: Smell this.

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At 00:08:31,220, Character said: Smell.

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At 00:08:35,630, Character said: Oh, this is really revolting.

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At 00:08:40,330, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:08:42,110, Character said: I told you I might eat it.

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At 00:08:47,110, Character said: You know, this is how I like to spend my
free time, is moving heavy...