Only When I Laugh s01e03 The Rumour Subtitles

At 00:00:22,160, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:26,180, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:29,320, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **.

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At 00:00:33,660, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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At 00:00:36,740, Character said: I know I **, I'm sure I **. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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At 00:00:53,640, Character said: I'm expecting an important phone call
from my wife. Do you mind if I take it

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At 00:00:56,920, Character said: here? No, not at all.

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At 00:00:58,680, Character said: Don't let me disturb you.

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At 00:01:03,740, Character said: She said an important phone call. I hope
there's nothing wrong with your

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At 00:01:07,700, Character said: splendid family.

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At 00:01:09,380, Character said: It's Victor.

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At 00:01:10,700, Character said: I'm afraid the poor little chap's
failing.

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At 00:01:13,500, Character said: Oh, dear, dear. What is the matter?

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At 00:01:15,780, Character said: I have no idea. It was all so
unexpected.

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At 00:01:17,820, Character said: We're still in a state of shock.

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At 00:01:19,620, Character said: My dear friend, I saw him only last week
playing on the lawn.

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At 00:01:23,130, Character said: He was popular, the proverbial beans.

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At 00:01:25,270, Character said: Yes, he was always so lively.

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At 00:01:27,350, Character said: We shall miss him dreadfully.

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At 00:01:28,930, Character said: Is there nothing you can do?

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At 00:01:30,350, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:01:31,670, Character said: He's not been himself for days now. Just
lies around the house.

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At 00:01:35,530, Character said: Won't even play with his tail anymore.

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At 00:01:38,330, Character said: Well, I shouldn't worry too much about
that. It is just a phase they go

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At 00:01:42,370, Character said: boys of that age. I understand.

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At 00:01:45,010, Character said: Look, Tower.

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At 00:01:46,590, Character said: Will you stop rambling?

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At 00:01:48,670, Character said: I'm talking about the dog.

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At 00:01:53,100, Character said: What a mistake.

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At 00:01:55,500, Character said: She must excuse me. I thought you were
talking about...

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At 00:02:00,580, Character said: I'm so sorry. We have a misunderstanding
here. I thought Victor was your

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At 00:02:07,560, Character said: son.

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At 00:02:08,919, Character said: Nonsense. You don't think I call my son
Victor, do you?

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At 00:02:12,800, Character said: Get him through life with a name like
that.

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At 00:02:15,860, Character said: No, there's nothing wrong with Tarquin.

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At 00:02:20,380, Character said: He's disgustingly healthy.

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At 00:02:23,100, Character said: probably responsible for this whole
thing. That dog was never the same since

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At 00:02:26,200, Character said: poured that luminous paint all over him.

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At 00:02:28,740, Character said: Tried to turn him into the hind of the
Baskervilles.

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At 00:02:31,940, Character said: Oh, I'm so sorry.

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At 00:02:34,080, Character said: I would be blown. I know I shouldn't
laugh, but it is very funny.

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At 00:02:37,940, Character said: Gupta, do you mind?

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At 00:02:39,360, Character said: One joke goes an awfully long way with
you, doesn't it?

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At 00:02:45,040, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:02:46,320, Character said: Oh, hello, Muffin, hello.

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At 00:02:48,400, Character said: What did he say?

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At 00:02:50,440, Character said: They're going to operate.

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At 00:02:52,200, Character said: Not much hope?

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At 00:02:53,840, Character said: Oh, God, poor Victor.

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At 00:02:57,140, Character said: Now, be brave, my dear.

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At 00:02:59,440, Character said: Fight those tears.

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At 00:03:01,040, Character said: Remember how good you were over the
hamster.

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At 00:03:05,180, Character said: Is he close to the phone?

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At 00:03:07,440, Character said: He's looking at you with those trotting
eyes.

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At 00:03:10,100, Character said: Oh, God. Well, don't let him see there's
anything wrong. Act normally.

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At 00:03:14,580, Character said: And don't worry, my dear. I'll be home
as soon as I can.

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At 00:03:17,660, Character said: Yes. Goodbye, muffin.

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At 00:03:19,260, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:03:23,400, Character said: Poor Victor.

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At 00:03:26,960, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:03:36,680, Character said: My dear fellow,

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At 00:03:43,400, Character said: is there anything I can do?

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At 00:03:45,420, Character said: No, I'll be all right, good man. Just
running some cold water, my rich.

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At 00:03:48,980, Character said: I really ** terribly sorry.

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At 00:03:51,760, Character said: Oh, it's my own fault.

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At 00:03:53,420, Character said: I didn't realise how fond I'd become of
him.

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At 00:03:56,660, Character said: I'd always thought he was a bit of a
nuisance, but now I know he's only g***t a

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At 00:03:59,240, Character said: few weeks.

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At 00:04:00,520, Character said: All we can do is make his last days
comfortable.

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At 00:04:03,880, Character said: We'll have him at home, I think.

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At 00:04:06,100, Character said: Better than being with strangers.

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At 00:04:08,140, Character said: Oh, if you don't mind, I think I'd like
to be alone.

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At 00:04:34,570, Character said: I'm going to die.

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At 00:04:37,270, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:04:38,410, Character said: Just look at this girl.

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At 00:04:40,090, Character said: Fantastic. Pass me that cane, Fig.

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At 00:04:42,230, Character said: I'm going to die.

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At 00:04:43,690, Character said: Thanks. I'm just getting to the
difficult bit. You're not the only one.

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At 00:04:47,550, Character said: What do you say, Fig? I said I'm going
to die.

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At 00:04:50,350, Character said: Are you sure?

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At 00:04:51,950, Character said: Of course I'm sure.

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At 00:04:53,730, Character said: I was having a quiet drag in one of the
cubicles and I heard Thorpe talking.

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At 00:04:57,710, Character said: He only gives me a few weeks.

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At 00:04:59,730, Character said: Well, you look all right to me.

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At 00:05:01,310, Character said: I may look all right to the untrained
eye, mate, but Thorpe knows differently.

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At 00:05:04,350, Character said: He's seen the plates.

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At 00:05:05,810, Character said: Of course, he didn't mention me by name.
That's against the Hippocratic Oath.

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At 00:05:09,550, Character said: But it's me, all right.

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At 00:05:10,970, Character said: How do you know it's you if he didn't
mention your name? Look, I don't need

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At 00:05:13,850, Character said: building to follow me, Norman. Of course
it's me. I'm not right, ** I? Thorpe

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At 00:05:17,430, Character said: knows he's botched it. He hardly dare
look me in the face.

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At 00:05:20,530, Character said: I'm not right down here. I never will
be.

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At 00:05:24,070, Character said: It's like when you've had the back of a
watch. It's never the same again.

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At 00:05:29,800, Character said: He's just a bit wound up.

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At 00:05:32,600, Character said: Oh, you can laugh, but the way I see it,
either they've forgotten to put

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At 00:05:36,060, Character said: something back or I've g***t his signet
ring in here.

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At 00:05:39,320, Character said: How can you expect us to take you
seriously? You're always listening at

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At 00:05:42,940, Character said: and spreading rumours. Remember those
immortal words.

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At 00:05:45,940, Character said: A coward dies many times before his
death.

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At 00:05:48,640, Character said: A brave man dies but once.

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At 00:05:50,780, Character said: Oh, no, it's the once that worries me.

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At 00:05:53,120, Character said: It's amazing, isn't it?

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At 00:05:55,060, Character said: I'm dying and you're not worried. in the
slightest. At least you might show a

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At 00:05:58,360, Character said: bit of bleeding concern.

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At 00:05:59,920, Character said: Of course I'm concerned.

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At 00:06:01,760, Character said: I'm very sorry.

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At 00:06:02,960, Character said: We may have had our differences, but I
shall remember you with a great deal of

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At 00:06:05,940, Character said: warmth and affection.

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At 00:06:06,840, Character said: Dying about?

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At 00:06:07,540, Character said: I'm not dead yet.

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At 00:06:09,180, Character said: That's more like it, Roy.

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At 00:06:10,460, Character said: Show some spirit. Yes. You mustn't get
depressed. You've g***t to look on the

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At 00:06:13,440, Character said: bright side.

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At 00:06:14,140, Character said: What bright side?

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At 00:06:16,080, Character said: Every cloud has a silver lining, and
it's always darkest before the dawn.

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At 00:06:20,410, Character said: Thank you, patient strong.

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At 00:06:22,450, Character said: It's only trying to cheer you up. You
die if you worry, you die if you don't.

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At 00:06:26,070, Character said: That's what Mother always says.

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At 00:06:27,370, Character said: Do you know what she does when she gets
depressed?

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At 00:06:29,590, Character said: She sings this little song.

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At 00:06:31,730, Character said: I'm H -A -P -P -Y, I'm H -A -P -P -Y, I
know I **, I'm sure I **, I'm H -A -P -P

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At 00:06:36,730, Character said: -Y.

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At 00:06:38,370, Character said: Does she really?

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At 00:06:40,390, Character said: My God, she must be a comfort.

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At 00:06:43,510, Character said: Well, I don't feel H -A -P -P -Y at the
moment, quite the contrary.

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At 00:06:47,050, Character said: No, Norman's g***t a point. It could have
its good side. I mean...

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At 00:06:49,900, Character said: Look at the state of the world. The ice
caps on the move, radiation increasing,

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At 00:06:53,780, Character said: World War III just around the corner.
You could be better off out of it.

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At 00:06:57,420, Character said: You know you make it sound quite
attractive when you put it like that.

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At 00:07:00,460, Character said: wouldn't like to go in my place, would
you? Well, it wouldn't worry me.

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At 00:07:03,220, Character said: You see, I believe.

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At 00:07:05,860, Character said: You don't believe, do you, Roy? I
believe that when you're dead, you're

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At 00:07:09,140, Character said: Religion is the opiate of the people,
mate. They all say how wonderful it's

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At 00:07:12,660, Character said: going to be up there. I don't see any of
them rushing to go.

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