Forbidden.City.Cop.1996.BRRip-NoGrp Subtitles

00:00:33,197 --> 00:00:35,On a full moon night

00:00:36,232 --> 00:00:38,On the roof of the Forbidden City

00:00:38,866 --> 00:00:41,A sword from the west

00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:45,Flying fairy

00:01:03,204 --> 00:01:06,You Fa Moon-lau and me, Luk Siu Fung

00:01:06,272 --> 00:01:09,would be so glad to watch
the duel of 2 great swordsmen

00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:12,Yes. Sai Mun Tsui-suet &
Yip Koo-shing's swords

00:01:12,874 --> 00:01:15,haven't been shown yet
but we can smell it

00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:18,This sword is made by finest steel

00:01:18,274 --> 00:01:21,its length is 3 feet 3 inches
weight 6 catties and 4 taels

00:01:21,275 --> 00:01:22,This sword is very sharp

00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:25,Its length is 3 feet 7 inches
weight 7 catties & 13 taels

00:01:25,676 --> 00:01:29,Sai Mun Tsui-suet, do you have
confidence to face my stance?

00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:32,Mr. Yip, I'm ready

00:01:38,212 --> 00:01:39,Fly...

00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:42,Flying...

00:01:44,614 --> 00:01:45,Fa...

00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:48,Fairy!

00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:53,Who are you?

00:01:53,516 --> 00:01:56,How dare you fight on the roof top of
the Emperor's house? Tell me your names

00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,I'm Yip Koo-shing
Master of the White Cloud Castle

00:02:00,918 --> 00:02:03,Yip Koo-ching?

00:02:03,452 --> 00:02:09,And... I'm a cool swordsman
Sai Mun Tsui-suet

00:02:10,686 --> 00:02:15,And me, Fa Moon-lau, the Blind Superman

00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:20,And me, a lovely hero with
4 eye-brows. Luk Siu-fung!

00:02:21,222 --> 00:02:25,What? Luk Siu-fung?

00:02:27,657 --> 00:02:30,Lovely hero?

00:02:31,324 --> 00:02:33,You know you're bothering
2 great swordsmen to have their duel?

00:02:33,725 --> 00:02:34,Who are you?

00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:36,Secret Agent L***g L***g Fat

00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:40,I'm responsible to protect
His Majesty and his properties

00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:45,Listen, you old folks!

00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:47,You are charged of breach of close

00:02:47,861 --> 00:02:49,You're charged of illegal gathering, too

00:02:49,328 --> 00:02:50,And haven't behaved
yourselves in public area

00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:53,Hey, don't call us old folks!

00:02:53,329 --> 00:02:55,Great swordsmen may not
always be handsome

00:02:55,497 --> 00:02:59,Handsome heroes are just
the expectations of ordinary people

00:02:59,731 --> 00:03:02,Yes. Heroes will have bald head too

00:03:02,231 --> 00:03:05,But not as ugly as you are!

00:03:08,866 --> 00:03:10,Please give us a chance!

00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:13,This is a precious secret
scroll of Kung-fu

00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:15,Take it. Uncuff us at once

00:03:15,435 --> 00:03:19,You want to exchange your freedom
with such poor book? Stop dreaming

00:03:19,669 --> 00:03:20,Haven't you heard of my name?

00:03:20,936 --> 00:03:23,Of course not!
You're not that famous. Get lost

00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:27,Young man
better give us face. I'm Sai...

00:03:27,538 --> 00:03:30,I don't care
I won't give you face, anyway

00:03:30,505 --> 00:03:33,B***d! You'd respect the blind

00:03:35,273 --> 00:03:37,Since you're blind, don't climb up!

00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:38,Or, you'll fall to death, old man

00:03:39,407 --> 00:03:42,You've gone too far!
Once I attack with my Wonder Fingers...

00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:47,Wonder Finger? I have one too. G***t it?
Better learn it

00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:50,All of you, on the floor
put your hands on your heads

00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:53,I think you'll be put to jail
not less than 10 years

00:03:53,277 --> 00:03:54,I won't let you go this time

00:03:54,844 --> 00:03:56,What a shame!

00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:58,Pals, let's forget this ignorant guy

00:03:58,545 --> 00:03:59,Let's choose another day for the fight

00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:10,So powerful!

00:06:22,644 --> 00:06:25,Members of the Secret Agent

00:06:25,046 --> 00:06:26,L***g L***g Kung

00:06:26,946 --> 00:06:28,L***g L***g Hei

00:06:28,613 --> 00:06:29,L***g L***g Fat

00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:31,L***g L***g Choi

00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,We'll be your
Majesty's loyal servants forever

00:06:36,281 --> 00:06:38,We'll be your
Majesty's loyal servants forever

00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,Iron Clothe!

00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:54,It breaks Yes...

00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,Great!

00:07:36,295 --> 00:07:37,Unbreakable Armor

00:07:51,932 --> 00:07:52,Five Shapes Fists

00:07:53,366 --> 00:07:53,Dragon

00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,Snake

00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,Tiger

00:07:58,267 --> 00:07:58,Panther

00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:00,Crane

00:08:22,272 --> 00:08:22,Bravo!

00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:48,What's up?

00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,These 2 stones are
found in the very North

00:08:51,346 --> 00:08:53,There are 2 sides, with amazing power

00:08:53,646 --> 00:08:55,If positive side face the positive side
they'll reject each other

00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:57,They can't stick together

00:08:57,347 --> 00:08:59,If the positive side faces the
negative side, they'll stick together

00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:01,Very amazing!

00:09:01,414 --> 00:09:03,It's a great discovery

00:09:03,982 --> 00:09:06,I'd like to devote it to you

00:09:06,682 --> 00:09:08,What's the use of it?

00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:15,Girls, you need not sway
the fan so hardly from now on

00:09:15,452 --> 00:09:17,That two aren't attractive
how about this?

00:09:18,285 --> 00:09:19,Put these 2 leaves together

00:09:19,886 --> 00:09:21,and move it with great speed

00:09:21,753 --> 00:09:25,So strong wind will be created

00:09:29,788 --> 00:09:33,If the weather is hot
this new product would be wonderful!

00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:36,Is Your Majesty interested in being
a sole agent of my product?

00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:39,Your Majesty, I've not given my
subordinates good guidance

00:09:39,423 --> 00:09:40,I'd be blamed!

00:09:40,524 --> 00:09:42,L***g L***g Fat, behave yourself

00:09:42,491 --> 00:09:44,I've g***t a way to
defeat your Iron Clothe

00:09:44,925 --> 00:09:45,Fat-yan

00:09:46,025 --> 00:09:47,I'm coming

00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,I've discovered that

00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,if I put carbon
Nitre and sulphur in a small space

00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,say, inside one's mouth

00:09:59,395 --> 00:10:01,And, one tiny steel ball is put in

00:10:03,429 --> 00:10:05,When an explosion is happened inside

00:10:05,429 --> 00:10:08,solid becomes gas form
and the expansion creates great power

00:10:08,397 --> 00:10:09,So the steel ball will be pushed out

00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,The power is so great that
it can break stone and metal

00:10:11,398 --> 00:10:13,Iron clothe will become a mess

00:10:13,465 --> 00:10:14,What did you say?

00:10:14,732 --> 00:10:15,Great! Come here

00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,Fat-yan, are you ready?

00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,The only demerit of this weapon is...

00:10:26,968 --> 00:10:29,high temperature will be caused

00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,So Fat-yan's mouth must be
under series of special training

00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:36,say, eat hot dumplings
as training step no. One

00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,Or, drink very hot soup

00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:43,Now, Fat-yan's mouth can
stand temperature of 100�C

00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:47,I tell you, he can eat hot
shark-fin soup faster than anyone else

00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:48,so, he can eat much more than us

00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:50,But...

00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,Kids should not learn this

00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:02,Make it or not?

00:11:05,410 --> 00:11:06,It's almost successful

00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:08,I feel that my mouth has had gone

00:11:08,611 --> 00:11:09,No, it becomes bigger only

00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,How big is it?

00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:13,Very big, don't worry

00:11:13,978 --> 00:11:16,It's almost done!

00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:19,Give me some time to amend it
I think I can...

00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,Shut up!

00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,Please don't get angry

00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,Fat, what are you doing?

00:11:24,115 --> 00:11:25,Doing minor things

00:11:25,282 --> 00:11:26,I'm asking you, what are you doing?

00:11:26,782 --> 00:11:28,Just some inventions

00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:30,Say! What're you doing?

00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,What the hell are you doing?
The Majesty is asking you

00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:35,What're you doing? Say!

00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:38,I just want to make new...