Press Gang s05e06 There Are Crocodiles Subtitles

At 00:00:34,199, Character said: Okay, it's like this.

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At 00:00:36,820, Character said: There's a tribe living by a river, and
in the river there are crocodiles.

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At 00:00:42,380, Character said: The tribe has one particular piece of
wisdom passed down through the

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At 00:00:45,740, Character said: generations.

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At 00:00:47,200, Character said: It goes like this.

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At 00:00:49,620, Character said: If you happen to meet a crocodile, don't
stick your head in its mouth.

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At 00:00:56,660, Character said: Every now and then, and who knows the
reason, people ignore this advice.

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At 00:01:03,530, Character said: Which is sad, because they die.

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At 00:01:06,890, Character said: But very stupid, because they were
warned.

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At 00:01:10,650, Character said: They had a choice.

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At 00:01:13,350, Character said: The moral of the story is this.

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At 00:01:16,090, Character said: You can't afford to be stupid.

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At 00:01:18,590, Character said: There are crocodiles.

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At 00:01:54,730, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:02:03,690, Character said: Brad?

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At 00:02:12,010, Character said: We were all just wondering if you were
upset about something.

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At 00:02:16,690, Character said: You seem to leave a bit suddenly.

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At 00:02:21,950, Character said: Well, anyway...

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At 00:02:23,400, Character said: I thought that was fun.

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At 00:02:25,840, Character said: 43.

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At 00:02:27,140, Character said: 43 what?

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At 00:02:28,780, Character said: Nil.

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At 00:02:30,420, Character said: So who g***t the 43?

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At 00:02:37,840, Character said: Hey, and there he is, the man of the
moment. Congratulations, coach, like

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At 00:02:43,640, Character said: saw on that call today.

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At 00:02:44,660, Character said: There's something I'd like you to do for
me, Colin.

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At 00:02:46,660, Character said: Thank you, coach.

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At 00:02:47,600, Character said: The next time the Junior Gazette all
-stars turn out... to strike unholy

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At 00:02:51,280, Character said: into the hearts of our unworthy and
trembling opponents.

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At 00:02:54,120, Character said: There's just one tiny thing I'd like you
to do. What's that, coach? Wear a

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At 00:02:57,200, Character said: strip!

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At 00:02:59,140, Character said: You don't like this?

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At 00:03:02,760, Character said: 43 -0?

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At 00:03:04,300, Character said: Oh, good.

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At 00:03:05,240, Character said: Finally sunk in, has it?

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At 00:03:07,460, Character said: What about my goal?

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At 00:03:09,000, Character said: Yeah. What about Linda's? Nice moves
there, boss. Did you see the look on

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At 00:03:13,020, Character said: face? I just whacked it right past him.
Right in the neck.

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At 00:03:17,080, Character said: Yes, you're quite right.

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At 00:03:18,750, Character said: I'd totally forgotten about Linda's big
moment.

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At 00:03:21,950, Character said: Whack!

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At 00:03:23,170, Character said: One tiny point.

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At 00:03:24,790, Character said: Does it bother either of you at all that
Bill keeps going for Alan?

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At 00:03:29,530, Character said: Well, yes, actually.

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At 00:03:30,770, Character said: I mean, he hardly moved.

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At 00:03:32,350, Character said: He just stood there staring, like he
couldn't believe it was happening.

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At 00:03:35,870, Character said: Well, you were fast, boss. You were
slick.

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At 00:03:38,030, Character said: I was, wasn't I? Even the other team
were cheering.

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At 00:03:41,530, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:44,350, Character said: Frazz, I'd better tell you something.

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At 00:03:47,880, Character said: I haven't actually played football
before.

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At 00:03:50,680, Character said: I mean, I wouldn't have played today if
what's -his -name had bothered to show

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At 00:03:53,200, Character said: up. Where was what's -his -name?

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At 00:03:55,320, Character said: Which one's he?

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At 00:03:56,380, Character said: The guy who wasn't there.

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At 00:03:57,820, Character said: Oh, right.

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At 00:03:58,680, Character said: I'll kill him if I can figure out who he
is. Hey, come on, coach. Go easy on

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At 00:04:02,380, Character said: yourself. Most of your team hadn't even
played before.

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At 00:04:04,840, Character said: Except Spike.

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At 00:04:06,000, Character said: Well, yeah, except Spike.

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At 00:04:07,360, Character said: Spike's an expert.

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At 00:04:08,340, Character said: He loves football.

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At 00:04:09,300, Character said: He's played it all his life.

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At 00:04:13,360, Character said: Well, would it have killed you to be
more specific?

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At 00:04:17,800, Character said: Who's in the toilet?

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At 00:04:19,560, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:04:20,740, Character said: You opened up, right?

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At 00:04:23,520, Character said: So who's in there?

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At 00:04:26,480, Character said: Did you know then?

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At 00:04:34,840, Character said: Know what?

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At 00:04:36,480, Character said: Doesn't matter, just a thought.

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At 00:04:38,760, Character said: Tell me about the football game. It
seems a little out of character.

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At 00:04:43,540, Character said: It was Fraser's idea.

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At 00:04:46,000, Character said: I went along with it because I thought
maybe we could all do some kind of joint

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At 00:04:49,200, Character said: activity.

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At 00:04:50,720, Character said: I wasn't supposed to be playing, of
course.

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At 00:04:53,260, Character said: Watts' name didn't make it.

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At 00:04:55,760, Character said: Linda! If someone's in my toilet, I want
to know what they're doing.

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At 00:05:00,360, Character said: She has a passion for detail.

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At 00:05:10,320, Character said: You're very quiet in there.

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At 00:05:12,540, Character said: Which is quite a skill.

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At 00:05:37,420, Character said: That's when I knew.

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At 00:05:39,860, Character said: I could just see it all.

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At 00:05:41,880, Character said: The way it would go.

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At 00:05:44,000, Character said: The logic of it.

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At 00:05:46,220, Character said: When the ambulance... I knew it was bad.

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At 00:05:49,240, Character said: I didn't know it would be the end.

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At 00:05:51,280, Character said: The end of what?

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At 00:05:54,140, Character said: The Junior Gazette.

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At 00:06:06,830, Character said: Tell me about the dream.

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At 00:06:10,830, Character said: You don't want to talk about it?

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At 00:06:13,170, Character said: Later.

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At 00:06:14,830, Character said: Tell me about the boy you found, then.

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At 00:06:17,010, Character said: How did that make you feel?

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At 00:06:19,570, Character said: Angry.

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At 00:06:20,810, Character said: Nothing else?

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At 00:06:22,450, Character said: He could have been dying.

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At 00:06:24,390, Character said: He didn't have to be.

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At 00:06:26,090, Character said: He took the drugs.

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At 00:06:27,810, Character said: His choice.

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At 00:06:29,050, Character said: His problem.

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At 00:06:31,230, Character said: There are crocodiles.

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At 00:06:34,630, Character said: Tell me about the dream, Linda.

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At 00:06:36,400, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:38,340, Character said: You're late. You're fired. I win. You
remember what's happening today?

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At 00:06:42,480, Character said: We plan and discuss the next edition and
I make people cry.

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At 00:06:45,500, Character said: How did I do?

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At 00:06:50,260, Character said: Julie, there's a man sitting in my
chair.

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At 00:06:54,180, Character said: They're from the magazine. The publicity
piece Colin set up?

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At 00:06:58,680, Character said: What do you think of him?

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At 00:07:00,920, Character said: Neanderthal. And I saw him first.

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At 00:07:04,040, Character said: Julie, about your taste in men.

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At 00:07:06,400, Character said: Yeah? Get some.

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At 00:07:18,840, Character said: What's wrong with my taste in men?

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At 00:07:21,720, Character said: Julie, you were the official pin -up at
the last prison riot.

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At 00:07:24,900, Character said: Do you think it's good for this paper's
public image to have a bunch of lifers

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At 00:07:28,040, Character said: on a rooftop waving signed photographs
of the assistant editor?

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At 00:07:31,720, Character said: So what happened in here you don't want
anyone to know about?

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At 00:07:35,210, Character said: And what makes you think something's
happened?

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At 00:07:37,130, Character said: Well, I tell you the press are here and
you immediately search the toilet. And

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At 00:07:40,490, Character said: then you mention our public image for
the first time in living memory.

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At 00:07:44,550, Character said: You're good. I may have to kill you.

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At 00:07:52,050, Character said: I went to the toilet with the press
here. Think of your image.

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At 00:07:55,330, Character said: Spike.

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At 00:07:56,610, Character said: She'll be with you in a moment.

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At 00:07:59,010, Character said: What happened to the hypodermic?

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At 00:08:01,270, Character said: Well, he took it to the hospital,
obviously.

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At 00:08:03,310, Character said: They had to know what he was on.

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At 00:08:05,050, Character said: Look, guys, can we keep the voices down?
This has negative publicity potential.

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At 00:08:09,090, Character said: And in answer to your other question,
Gary's in a very bad way.

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At 00:08:12,770, Character said: Gary? Gary is the member of your staff
who's probably dying.

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At 00:08:16,290, Character said: Tell me you haven't forgotten.

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At 00:08:17,830, Character said: Oh, what's his name?

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At 00:08:19,530, Character said: Meeting room.

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At 00:08:35,559, Character said: Why are you so angry with me?

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At 00:08:37,520, Character said: He might die, Linda.

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At 00:08:39,780, Character said: Do you understand that?

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At 00:08:41,340, Character said: I understand.

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At 00:08:42,480, Character said: Because it looks to me like all you can
see here is a PR problem for your

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At 00:08:45,840, Character said: newspaper.

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At 00:08:48,660, Character said: We agreed last night to stay secret.

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At 00:08:51,260, Character said: I didn't agree, Linda. I just happened
to be in the room while you were

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At 00:08:54,960, Character said: Get the difference.

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At 00:08:56,100, Character said: We can't afford for this to get out. We
sell to school children. We recruit at

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At 00:09:00,520, Character said: schools. So...