Blood.Surf.2000.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:18,Get out of the water!

00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:24,No! Get out of the water!

00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:34,So I'm dropping in on this double
overhead, right?

00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:38,Crank it off the bottom. Come up to the
top. Hit it. Start going down the line.

00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,All to my right. All to my left.

00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:42,Sharks.

00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:44,What do you think about that, killer?

00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:47,Oh, the sharks are going to love you,
blondie. Huh?

00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:48,Are you ready for this?

00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:50,We're going to be shitting our shorts,
man.

00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:52,That's what we do, baby.

00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:53,For the rush.

00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:55,Stop believing me. That's for the money.

00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:56,You are so cynical.

00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:00,But hey, come on. ** I going to surf and
get paid?

00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:05,No. Man, this is gonna be better than...
What was the name of that shark flip?

00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,Mmm, Jaws. Ka -ching!

00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:11,There is no big mechanical fish on this
juke.

00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,Dude, this is the real thing.

00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,We're just the bait.

00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:19,You, me, and about 30 or so lives
snapping with sharks.

00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:22,Driven into a carnivorous frenzy by the
scent of your blood.

00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,How did I ever let you talk me into this
insanity?

00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,Like I said, the money.

00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:30,If you guys do your jobs right, there'll
be plenty of it.

00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,Bloodsurfing.

00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,Two steps.

00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:37,And, uh, you guys don't mind waiting, do
you?

00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,No, no. Not at all. Please.

00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:40,I'll make sure it doesn't spot right
back.

00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:42,Oh, that ain't right. You don't mind
being second?

00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,I'm not gonna be second. I lied.

00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,Not a bad place to spend a couple of
days working, huh?

00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:08,every second.

00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,Wee -haw!

00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,Yeah, well, I say it's time we learned.

00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:21,Faster, faster!

00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,Come on, we gotta go!

00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,I'm talking fast, folks! Let's go!

00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:44,Yeah, right.

00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:45,I can do this.

00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,Ah, yeah.

00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:50,Ben.

00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:53,Whoa, did you see that?

00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:57,Yeah, he kicked our butt. I saw. No,
Shadow, there's something in the water.

00:05:58,830 --> 00:05:59,What?

00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:04,Nothing.

00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,Yeah, well, I'll just deduct the 20 from
his expense allowance.

00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:18,You're here.

00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,What, did you surf in? I didn't even
notice.

00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:22,You're just being nice.

00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,We're not that fast. Yeah, we are.

00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:25,We're really fast.

00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,We define fast.

00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:32,After you.

00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:34,He's learning.

00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:37,What?

00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:41,Nothing. You know, I've been working on
my cat back, and I think I really nailed

00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:42,it back there. What do you think?

00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:44,Beautiful.

00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:46,Stupendous. Fantastic.

00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,handsome, charming, one hell of a great
kisser.

00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:55,It's not going to happen.

00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:59,It didn't happen last time. It won't
happen this time or the next if there is

00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:00,one.

00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:03,It's usually the ones you don't like
that you end up with.

00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:06,In that case, they'll have to make it a
point to like you.

00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,Excuse me.

00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:14,How's the animal?

00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:18,Um. I bet he is. For what, I might ask?
Take your pick.

00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,Welcome, Mr. Chardy.

00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,South Sea's Adventures.

00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,Sonny LaFranco, my wife, Melba. Hi,

00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,welcome to Palm Island.

00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,Oh, please accept a small welcome gift.

00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,Mangoes from our old orchard.

00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:38,Thanks. So, Sonny, I take it we're all
set for an early morning departure?

00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:39,Oh, yes, yes.

00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:43,Very ready. That's right, baby. Lilo K,
you ready? You ready? You ready, Lilo K?

00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,Because here we come!

00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,Lilo K?

00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,That's where we're going.

00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:56,Uh, excuse me, sirs. Maybe you haven't
heard that waters around the island are

00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:57,shark infestation.

00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:00,That's what we're talking about!

00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:01,Shark infestation!

00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:03,Is there a problem?

00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:08,No, it's just that, uh, trees around
there are very dangerous.

00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:12,You've never been there.

00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,Well, who has?

00:08:32,890 --> 00:08:34,Captain Dirks, right?

00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:37,Zack Jardine, Omega Productions.

00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,What g***t you with Wonderboy besides the
job?

00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,I like men with a sense of
responsibility.

00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:52,As opposed to boys who spend their
entire lives searching for bigger and

00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:53,ways.

00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:57,I'm stunned, Bob. You have a deep self
-awareness I never would have imagined.

00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,So let me get this straight.

00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,You want me to take you to Lilo Cay.

00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:15,So that pretty lady over there can take
moving pictures of those two tadpoles

00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:17,surfing the shore.

00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,And I will make it very worth your
while.

00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,You're very generous.

00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,I believe in rewarding people who
provide.

00:09:35,249 --> 00:09:36,Special services.

00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,Well, in this case, that would make me
an accessory to murder.

00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,Come on, Dierks.

00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,No one's going to hold you responsible.

00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:50,Good day, Mr. Jardine.

00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:09,It'd be nice to have a night out once in
a while.

00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,Maybe have a real dinner in a restaurant
we don't have to catch, clean, and cook

00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,it ourselves.

00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:18,Sit your a***s down, Artemis.

00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:25,Screwed.

00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:26,What? What?

00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:28,What? He doesn't know how to get there
either?

00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,Oh, he knows.

00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,Faster just won't save.

00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,So now what are we going to do?

00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,Hey, think she's a local? No way, man.
See?

00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,It's universal.

00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,Yeah, that's great, guys. We have a
problem here.

00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,Zach?

00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,Zach! Bless you.

00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,What the hell?

00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,Oh, dude.

00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:00,My set of gams, eh?

00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,Decided to accept your offer, Mr.
Jardine.

00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,Follow me, I'll tell you how to get
there.

00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,Just arriving on our little island?

00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:20,Uh, yeah.

00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,Staying at the inn?

00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,No, the boat.

00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:25,Oh, really?

00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,On the dock?

00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,That's where I stay.

00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:31,You, uh, stay there alone?

00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,I never know.

00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,See ya.

00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:08,Dude, you have g***t some serious issues
with your surfboard.

00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:10,Come on.

00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:14,Dude.

00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:22,Dude. Dude, dude, dude.

00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,You should check it out.

00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,Hey, what the hell?

00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:15,Not very friendly, are you? Hey, you're
the one who woke me up.

00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:17,I know.

00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,Oh, you do, huh?

00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:24,Well, you see, I heard that there's this
American guy named Bog who was very

00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,handsome, and I'd like to meet him.

00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,480...