Evil Dead Burn (2026) Subtitles

At 00:00:57,692, Character said: This is Dr. Benjamin Price,

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At 00:00:59,661, Character said: Professor of Ancient History.

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At 00:01:01,796, Character said: Log number four.

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At 00:01:04,032, Character said: The fabled Necronomicon,
the Book of the Dead,
is not just a myth.

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At 00:01:10,605, Character said: The Circle of the Wise Men
have found it.

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At 00:01:13,541, Character said: And despite my warnings,

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At 00:01:15,409, Character said: they read from
the book's unholy passages,

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At 00:01:18,746, Character said: unleashing
flesh-possessing demons,

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At 00:01:21,015, Character said: so malevolent...

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At 00:01:23,317, Character said: as though the devil
himself were here.

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At 00:01:26,186, Character said: God help us.

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At 00:01:30,925, Character said: Log number five.

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At 00:01:32,594, Character said: We found something.

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At 00:01:34,629, Character said: An item of great power
capable of sending
them back to hell.

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At 00:01:39,232, Character said: Should they return,

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At 00:01:40,735, Character said: I've hidden it
behind rune and hex.

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At 00:01:45,006, Character said: It must remain that way,

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At 00:01:48,342, Character said: for if unsealed,
they will sense it.

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At 00:01:53,413, Character said: They will smell
its call in the earth,

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At 00:01:56,985, Character said: taste it on the air.

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At 00:02:00,688, Character said: And then they will
stop at nothing...

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At 00:02:05,325, Character said: to destroy it.

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At 00:02:16,738, Character said: I swear to God,
he jumps out of the window,

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At 00:02:19,641, Character said: and he's running down
the street in his underwear.

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At 00:02:21,375, Character said: Who the f***k just jumps
out of a window?

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At 00:02:23,310, Character said: - I know.
Just a stupid motherfucker.

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At 00:02:26,279, Character said: Oh, my God. Don't tell me
that's Emma, man.

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At 00:02:29,050, Character said: -Don't answer that.
-What if it's an emergency?

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At 00:02:31,218, Character said: Leo, it's not an emergency.

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At 00:02:32,854, Character said: She's just freaking out
about this lake story.

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At 00:02:34,956, Character said: Next time, please,
you leave your f***g
phone in the car, bro.

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At 00:02:37,424, Character said: S***k my d***k, bro.

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At 00:02:38,793, Character said: Come on, let's get out of here.

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At 00:02:50,505, Character said: You've g***t to be kidding me.

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At 00:02:51,839, Character said: Come on.
Don't answer the phone.

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At 00:02:53,808, Character said: Don't answer
your f***g phone, Leo.

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At 00:02:55,643, Character said: I swear to God, if you answer
that s***t, I'm leaving.

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At 00:02:57,912, Character said: Hold your ground, man.

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At 00:02:59,212, Character said: Hey. Hey, babe...

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At 00:03:00,380, Character said: You f***g...

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At 00:03:01,816, Character said: I was just about to call.

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At 00:03:51,331, Character said: Leo!

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At 00:04:27,969, Character said: I'll see you tomorrow.
Love you too. Bye. Bye.

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At 00:04:30,571, Character said: Jared! Let's get
the f***k out of here.

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At 00:04:32,940, Character said: Quit f***g around!

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At 00:04:35,777, Character said: Jared!

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At 00:04:36,811, Character said: Help!

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At 00:04:39,881, Character said: Help!

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At 00:04:40,715, Character said: What the f***k? Jared!

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At 00:04:53,326, Character said: Jared!

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At 00:04:58,166, Character said: Jared, where are you?

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At 00:05:11,979, Character said: Help me!

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At 00:05:20,054, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:05:29,030, Character said: I g***t you, buddy.

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At 00:05:34,502, Character said: I g***t you.

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At 00:06:23,416, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:08:25,072, Character said: ♪ Run it, run it ♪

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At 00:08:45,126, Character said: G***t a little something
for the birthday boy here.

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At 00:08:47,628, Character said: Wow!

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At 00:08:49,130, Character said: Gorgeous!

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At 00:08:50,498, Character said: We've gone a little overboard,
but you deserve it.

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At 00:08:53,834, Character said: - Happy birthday.
- Yay! Happy birthday!

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At 00:08:56,604, Character said: - Happy birthday, bro.
-I'll get us some more champagne.

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At 00:08:59,508, Character said: Alice, Alice, Alice!

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At 00:09:01,776, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:09:02,810, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:09:04,111, Character said: Are you serious
with that whistle?

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At 00:09:05,546, Character said: No, I'm just playing, okay?

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At 00:09:07,248, Character said: But you're not listening.
This is our third bottle.

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At 00:09:09,283, Character said: Maybe we ought
to just, you know,
slow it down a little bit.

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At 00:09:11,318, Character said: It's Joseph's birthday.

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At 00:09:12,853, Character said: We can get a little drunk.

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At 00:09:14,255, Character said: Okay, okay.
Good vibes only, okay?

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At 00:09:17,558, Character said: Let's, um, open presents.

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At 00:09:19,994, Character said: Joseph, happy birthday, bro.

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At 00:09:22,863, Character said: This is, uh...
It's from both of us.

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At 00:09:24,999, Character said: You guys didn't need
to do anything. It's...

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At 00:09:30,204, Character said: Oh. Thank you, guys. This is...

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At 00:09:33,007, Character said: Oh, it's... it's... it's a pen.

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At 00:09:34,875, Character said: Yeah, well, it's not just
any pen, that's a Belvoir.

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At 00:09:38,479, Character said: These are, like, 1,000 bucks.

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At 00:09:40,214, Character said: -Yeah, more.
But that is not the point.
-A thousand...

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At 00:09:41,816, Character said: I wanted to get it so,

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At 00:09:43,451, Character said: you know, to encourage you
to finally finish your book.

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At 00:09:45,319, Character said: That's not
very subtle, babe.

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At 00:09:47,188, Character said: Well, to be fair,
this is the fifth book
that he started--

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At 00:09:50,124, Character said: - Actually, it's the fourth.
- That's the fourth?

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At 00:09:51,959, Character said: S***t, man, I'm sorry.
But if you look at Alice

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At 00:09:54,295, Character said: with her pictures, I mean,
you know, they were fine.

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At 00:09:56,597, Character said: Ever since I bought her
that bad boy, the difference
has been incredible.

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At 00:09:59,967, Character said: And sometimes I think
you just need a little nudge.

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At 00:10:02,870, Character said: Yeah. Speaking of.

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At 00:10:06,474, Character said: - And... Ta, ta, ta, ta.
- Another one.

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At 00:10:10,711, Character said: Happy birthday.

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At 00:10:11,979, Character said: Oh,
I love the wrapping.

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At 00:10:13,481, Character said: - No, s***t!
- Oh, my God.

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At 00:10:15,517, Character said: You look so cute.
I mean, everybody looks
cute in black and white.

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At 00:10:20,321, Character said: You didn't tell me
you were bringing
your own gift.

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At 00:10:21,789, Character said: Oh, it's just
a small something.

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At 00:10:22,923, Character said: Nothing compared
to your Belvoir.

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At 00:10:24,458, Character said: Our Belvoir. I just said
that it was from both of us.

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At 00:10:26,327, Character said: Thank you both. Thank you.
You know, you're so talented.

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At 00:10:28,963, Character said: -Oh.
-Oh.

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At 00:10:31,265, Character said: I always forget.
You Americans like to hug.

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At 00:10:33,801, Character said: Sister-in-law side hug.

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At 00:10:35,436, Character said: Just trying to kiss
my boyfriend?
What's going on?

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At 00:10:37,705, Character said: Well, you know, we French girls
like to give hand jobs
when we say hello.

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At 00:10:40,708, Character said: Yes. That's really classy.

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At 00:10:43,043, Character said: Yeah. Talk about subtle, Alice.

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At 00:10:44,513, Character said: He's just upset
because I brought the gift.

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At 00:10:46,280, Character said: What are you talking about?
I couldn't care less.

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At 00:10:48,382, Character said: -So why are you
criticizing everything?
-I'm not criticizing.

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At 00:10:49,950, Character said: -Yes, you are.
-Ease up on the drinks.

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At 00:10:51,952, Character said: -We're celebrating.
Of course, I'm drinking.
-I know we're celebrating.

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At 00:10:53,420, Character said: -Just f***g tone it down!
-Okay.

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At 00:10:54,755, Character said: I'm done.

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At 00:10:56,724, Character said: - Cigarettes?
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:10:58,359, Character said: Promise me
we'll never get married, okay?

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At 00:11:04,765, Character said: Look, dude,
she didn't mean anything--

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At 00:11:06,267, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no.
She meant it. Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:11:08,637, Character said: She does this to rile me up.

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At 00:11:11,005, Character said: It's like this cigarette thing.
We're talking about having
a kid, and she refuses to stop.

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At 00:11:13,908, Character said: It's ridiculous.

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At 00:11:14,842, Character said: It's ridiculous.

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At 00:11:16,243, Character said: Let it go.
You know what he's like.

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At 00:11:17,811, Character said: Um, can I bum
a cigarette, boss?

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At 00:11:20,582, Character said: Mike, enough.
I'm not your boss.
Just send up the checks.

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At 00:11:23,585, Character said: You are the boss. Come on.

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At 00:11:25,352, Character said: Aren't you freezing to death
in that T-shirt?

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At 00:11:27,556, Character said: No, it feels great.

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At 00:11:28,956, Character said: It's an oven in there.

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At 00:11:30,224, Character said: Plus, the music
is way too loud.

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At 00:11:32,059, Character said: - Yeah, well, I keep telling him that.
- -Mmm.

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At 00:11:34,361, Character said: Yeah? No, go on.
Continue to talk s***t
about me to my staff.

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At 00:11:38,699, Character said: We're just talking.

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At 00:11:39,967, Character said: It's cool, Mike.
I know it's not you.

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At 00:11:42,102, Character said: Alice, would you
come back in, please?

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At 00:11:45,973, Character said: Okay. Come here.

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At 00:11:47,676, Character said: Don't touch me.

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At 00:11:48,976, Character said: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay, just relax.

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At 00:11:51,613, Character said: But don't make me out
to be someone that I'm not,
all right?

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At 00:11:53,615, Character said: You're the one making
a scene in my club.

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At 00:11:55,349, Character said: And you make me out
to be this hysterical drunk.

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At 00:11:58,018, Character said: Hey, I'm sorry, all...