My.Girl.2.1994.1080p.BluRay.H264 Subtitles

At 00:00:59,685, Character said: I remember before I was born,

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At 00:01:01,812, Character said: wadded like a furball
in the highly overrated fetal position.

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At 00:01:05,357, Character said: Luckily, I'm not claustrophobic,

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At 00:01:07,401, Character said: but on rainy days I still feel a tightness
in my left shoulder.

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At 00:01:11,071, Character said: Now my stepmother's pregnant,

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At 00:01:12,948, Character said: I understand what the baby's
going through, and I'm not jealous at all.

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At 00:01:17,119, Character said: - Really, not at all.
- You're not eating your meat loaf.

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At 00:01:21,039, Character said: - If I eat it, I'll throw up.
- You should at least try a little bit.

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At 00:01:24,751, Character said: Then I'll throw up a little bit.

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At 00:01:26,628, Character said: Are you sure you wanna get involved
in this?

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At 00:01:41,685, Character said: By the evening

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At 00:01:44,855, Character said: Sunshine through them

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At 00:01:48,233, Character said: Fiery gems for you

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At 00:01:54,906, Character said: Only for you

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At 00:02:00,537, Character said: SULTENFUSS
PARLOR

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At 00:02:01,788, Character said: Our house
Is a very, very, very fine house

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At 00:02:08,128, Character said: With two cats in the yard

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At 00:02:11,381, Character said: Life used to be so hard

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At 00:02:14,801, Character said: Now everything is easy
'Cause of you

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At 00:02:28,523, Character said: Scrunch these chairs together
a little more.

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At 00:02:31,026, Character said: Dad, I'm trying.
They're chairs, they don't scrunch.

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At 00:02:34,029, Character said: I'll get it.

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At 00:02:35,572, Character said: I guess we'll set chairs in the library

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At 00:02:37,991, Character said: and pipe the sermon in,
like with Hazelmeyer.

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At 00:02:40,369, Character said: Fix that speaker, makes the minister
sound like an astronaut.

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At 00:02:43,747, Character said: - Hello, Judy.
- Hi, Arthur.

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At 00:02:46,083, Character said: - Hi, Judy. Come on in.
- Hi, Mr. Sultenfuss.

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At 00:02:48,919, Character said: - Look who I found.
- Hi, Judy.

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At 00:02:51,797, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:02:54,132, Character said: - Come on in.
- That's okay.

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At 00:02:57,427, Character said: It's just a corpse.

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At 00:02:59,012, Character said: I know that.

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At 00:03:00,597, Character said: You should be here when they bring in
a body that's been dead for days.

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At 00:03:04,518, Character said: And they haven't found it yet
because it was in an apartment

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At 00:03:08,063, Character said: and no one came to visit.

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At 00:03:10,524, Character said: Or floating in a river.

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At 00:03:12,734, Character said: And then the body starts turning
this weird shade of green.

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At 00:03:16,238, Character said: You know, like watery pea soup?
The arms and legs deteriorate first.

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At 00:03:21,034, Character said: The body looks like a raisin
with four fat legs.

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At 00:03:24,621, Character said: Anyway...

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At 00:03:26,790, Character said: This is why I'm seriously considering
cremation.

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At 00:03:30,210, Character said: Judy?

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At 00:03:33,046, Character said: Judy.

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At 00:03:35,841, Character said: I think you lost her on the
"raisin with the four fat legs," honey.

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At 00:03:42,347, Character said: Did you hear that, Dean?
You can stay.

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At 00:03:45,392, Character said: - Dean?
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:46,852, Character said: Dean Martin. Look at his eyes.

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At 00:03:50,731, Character said: - They're pink.
- Exactly. Dean Martin.

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At 00:03:55,193, Character said: The cage is all set.
Where's the bathroom?

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At 00:03:57,696, Character said: Are you kidding?
Hamsters don't go to the bathroom.

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At 00:04:00,866, Character said: Now, did you look in the bag?

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At 00:04:04,661, Character said: This exercise will work someday.

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At 00:04:07,205, Character said: I g***t a card from Uncle Phil
in Los Angeles.

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At 00:04:09,916, Character said: Said he went body surfing.

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At 00:04:12,252, Character said: I don't know if I can picture Uncle Phil
body surfing.

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At 00:04:14,921, Character said: - I don't know if I want to.
- I wanna ask a favor.

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At 00:04:17,758, Character said: Remember, you can absolutely say no
if you want to.

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At 00:04:25,015, Character said: I'm just bringing it up for discussion.

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At 00:04:27,267, Character said: Harry, I thought we decided
we weren't gonna do this.

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At 00:04:31,605, Character said: Do what?

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At 00:04:33,064, Character said: The thing is,
your room is next door to ours.

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At 00:04:35,609, Character said: So we thought... If you're willing,
we might move you to Gramoo's room,

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At 00:04:39,780, Character said: we could use your room for the nursery.
We're gonna be with a newborn.

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At 00:04:43,825, Character said: - There'd be noise-
- You want me to move?

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At 00:04:46,161, Character said: Well, not far, just down the hall.
Plus, Gramoo's room's a lot bigger.

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At 00:04:50,207, Character said: You get a view of the neighborhood.

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At 00:04:53,210, Character said: Okay. No problem.

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At 00:04:56,087, Character said: Okay, thanks. Attagirl.

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At 00:05:04,304, Character said: Harry?

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At 00:05:07,641, Character said: Harry.

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At 00:05:11,770, Character said: Harry!

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At 00:05:13,355, Character said: I'm sorry to interrupt, honey,
but Vada's upset.

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At 00:05:16,358, Character said: She's fine. She'll love her new room.

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At 00:05:19,194, Character said: Look, we react to every kick
this baby gives.

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At 00:05:22,364, Character said: Maybe Vada's trying to tell us
something too.

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At 00:05:26,910, Character said: The thing to remember is,
you must visualize a spare.

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At 00:05:30,247, Character said: Parabola of the arcing ball must intersect
with the pyramid of the pins

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At 00:05:34,709, Character said: at precisely this angle of attack.

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At 00:05:40,048, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:05:43,468, Character said: "Visualize a spare"?

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At 00:05:45,595, Character said: Well, you know what I mean.

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At 00:05:48,598, Character said: So, what's on your mind?

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At 00:05:50,600, Character said: Me? What makes you think
there's something on my mind?

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At 00:05:53,645, Character said: You're passing up Archie Bunker
to go bowling.

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At 00:05:56,439, Character said: - You've gotta have an angle.
- No.

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At 00:05:58,733, Character said: I just thought it'd be nice if the two of
us had an evening out so we could talk.

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At 00:06:06,491, Character said: - Shelly's already told me all about s***x.
- She told me too.

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At 00:06:09,870, Character said: I mean, she told me
she told you about s***x.

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At 00:06:13,540, Character said: I personally knew about s***x
long before I met Shelly.

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At 00:06:16,626, Character said: I figured you did.

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At 00:06:29,389, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:06:32,058, Character said: Strike. Not bad at all.

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At 00:06:37,439, Character said: No, this isn't about s***x. It's...
Well, there have been a lot of changes.

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At 00:06:41,818, Character said: I know you're upset losing your room,
but the baby's gotta go somewhere.

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At 00:06:45,906, Character said: No, it's okay. I understand, really.

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At 00:06:49,367, Character said: Honey, that's very mature.

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At 00:06:52,746, Character said: I'm proud of you, Vada.

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At 00:06:58,376, Character said: Maybe I should just move to China.

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At 00:07:01,546, Character said: One kid per family,
you don't lose your room.

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At 00:07:04,090, Character said: Why don't you keep your room
and we'll put the baby in the backyard?

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At 00:07:07,969, Character said: Don't do that.
You've g***t the whole garage.

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At 00:07:10,430, Character said: Yeah, between the power mower
and weed killer.

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At 00:07:13,767, Character said: Dad, I'm kidding.

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At 00:07:15,435, Character said: You can have the room.

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At 00:07:17,270, Character said: - Seriously?
- Seriously.

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At 00:07:20,273, Character said: Great.

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At 00:07:22,233, Character said: I'm 13.

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At 00:07:24,069, Character said: Maybe it's about time
I g***t my own apartment.

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At 00:07:30,116, Character said: - My mother can't have any more kids.
- Neither can mine.

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At 00:07:34,245, Character said: She's dead.

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At 00:07:36,623, Character said: - It's Shelly who's pregnant.
- What do you think?

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At 00:07:42,045, Character said: I think I'm leaning
towards Passion Flower.

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At 00:07:44,506, Character said: "It combines the traditional floral scent
with the musky aroma of sandalwood."

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At 00:07:49,260, Character said: - What are you staring at?
- It's Kevin.

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At 00:07:53,515, Character said: - I don't want him to see me.
- See you? He can smell you from there.

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At 00:07:57,310, Character said: Oh, God, he's coming over here.

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At 00:07:59,270, Character said: Act natural. Totally natural.

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At 00:08:06,027, Character said: - Hi, Kevin.
- Hi.

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At 00:08:10,365, Character said: Real cool, Sultenfuss.
You look like a grasshopper.

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At 00:08:19,624, Character said: - What's the matter?
- He likes you.

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At 00:08:22,794, Character said: Likes me?
He said I look like a grasshopper.

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At 00:08:25,964, Character said: Boys pretend they hate you
when they like you.

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At 00:08:28,633, Character said: That's ridiculous.
So if you really can't stand someone,

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At 00:08:32,012, Character said: you pretend you're crazy about them?

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At 00:08:34,931, Character said: I don't know. And I don't care.

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At 00:08:37,350, Character said: Kevin's a jerk
and I don't like him anymore.

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At 00:08:39,853, Character said: He's all yours.

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At 00:08:42,230, Character said: If "grasshopper"
is a term of endearment,

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At 00:08:44,649, Character said: I've g***t a lot to learn.

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At 00:08:47,944, Character said: So have you guys thought of
any new names for the baby?

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At 00:08:53,533, Character said: Yeah, if it's a girl,
I'm kind of leaning toward Esme.

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At 00:08:56,619, Character said: - Esme?
- Yeah, that kind of sounds like a noise

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At 00:08:59,706, Character said: your nose makes, you know, “Esme."
I mean, it's-

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At 00:09:02,917, Character said: - And what if it's a boy?
- Well, Harry Junior, of course.

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At 00:09:06,129, Character said: Dad, when a boy likes you,
does he pretend he doesn't like you?

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