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00:00:40,802 --> 00:00:41,[screaming]

00:00:48,143 --> 00:00:49,No.

00:00:50,913 --> 00:00:51,Please.

00:00:56,018 --> 00:00:57,Bang!

00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:14,Nice shot, lover.
What was that for?

00:01:14,903 --> 00:01:18,This was due back last Thursday.

00:01:19,308 --> 00:01:20,And besides,
he forgot to rewind.

00:01:29,384 --> 00:01:30,Gumshoe Video.

00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:33,If we don't have it, we'll
hit the pavement looking for it.

00:01:34,056 --> 00:01:40,[crowd cheering and applauding]

00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:43,Wow, this is amazing.

00:01:44,733 --> 00:01:46,I don't really know
where to begin.

00:01:47,002 --> 00:01:50,[gasps]

00:01:50,973 --> 00:01:52,I told myself I wouldn't cry.

00:01:53,242 --> 00:01:56,Um... no, seriously, I have
so many people to thank...

00:01:56,411 --> 00:01:58,I would just like to
start by saying...

00:01:58,714 --> 00:02:01,[ads playing]
it's you guys that make this...

00:02:01,617 --> 00:02:03,[crowd booing]

00:02:03,785 --> 00:02:08,[crowd screaming]
Stop!

00:02:08,557 --> 00:02:09,Guys, can someone...

00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:10,[crowd yelling]

00:02:10,926 --> 00:02:13,[ads playing]Media Giant.

00:02:15,898 --> 00:02:17,[Buddy] It's horrible.

00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:18,It's okay.

00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:22,I know I can't compete with
these big guys, but as long as
I have you guys...

00:02:22,371 --> 00:02:28,my small and loyal following
of geeks and weirdoes,
I know I'll be alright.

00:02:28,744 --> 00:02:30,Everyone, have some more beer!

00:02:30,946 --> 00:02:33,Oh, and stick around,
because later on...

00:02:33,415 --> 00:02:39,we are gonna have a special
midnight screening of
a 1949 classic She-Gorilla.

00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:40,Yes!

00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:42,That's right.

00:02:45,594 --> 00:02:47,[girl] Yeah!

00:02:47,829 --> 00:02:49,Alright.

00:02:53,936 --> 00:02:57,[people chatting]

00:03:15,557 --> 00:03:16,How was that, man?

00:03:17,192 --> 00:03:20,You're not supposed to
show ads for two different
video stores...

00:03:20,562 --> 00:03:22,during the same
commercial break, alright?

00:03:22,831 --> 00:03:25,Who cares?
When is the show again?

00:03:25,534 --> 00:03:27,Oh my god, 3:12 a.m.

00:03:27,936 --> 00:03:32,[illegible] God d***n thing.

00:03:33,442 --> 00:03:34,Those are your people.

00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:36,-Who? Scottish people?
-Hmm-hmm.

00:03:37,145 --> 00:03:38,No, no, no, the freaks.

00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:43,They're up all night, sniffing
glue, watching competitive
jump rope on ESPN for women.

00:03:43,418 --> 00:03:45,Those are the people
keeping you in business.

00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:48,-Yeah, you know, you're right.
-I know I'm right.

00:03:49,157 --> 00:03:52,All I'm saying is I love Neil
as much as everyone.

00:03:52,794 --> 00:03:55,But it was basically a rip off
of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid .

00:03:56,365 --> 00:03:57,[woman chuckles]

00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,-Well, it was.
-Thanks, man.

00:04:03,005 --> 00:04:07,I would've done something
more deconstructive, like
videotape actual video tape.

00:04:07,409 --> 00:04:09,-The commercial was dynamite.
-Great, thanks.

00:04:09,845 --> 00:04:12,And Denise was great.
Where is she?

00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:17,I guess she didn't show it.
She thinks this whole thing
is a little stupid.

00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:18,-What?
-Yeah.

00:04:20,189 --> 00:04:22,-You okay?
-I'm alright.

00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:27,-Alright, see you guys, bye bye.
-Alright, bye.

00:04:28,197 --> 00:04:29,Have fun tonight, alright?

00:04:30,299 --> 00:04:32,[Marcia] I cannot believe
Denise didn't show.

00:04:34,369 --> 00:04:37,[Neil sobbing]

00:04:37,806 --> 00:04:38,[baby crying]

00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,[Neil] Hey, I'm just kidding,
I'm just kidding.

00:04:41,577 --> 00:04:42,[baby crying]

00:04:42,811 --> 00:04:45,-Great.
-[Neil] I'm just kidding.

00:04:58,126 --> 00:05:00,Hey, man, come here.

00:05:01,396 --> 00:05:02,What's up?

00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,Hey, you see that girl?

00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:09,Um, can you spill water on her?

00:05:09,404 --> 00:05:11,[giggles]
Like on her t***s?

00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,No, uh... in her lap.

00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:17,-Alright.
-Alright.

00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,Wait.

00:05:22,518 --> 00:05:23,Alright.

00:05:24,152 --> 00:05:25,Here.

00:05:25,821 --> 00:05:27,Don't insult me.

00:05:33,529 --> 00:05:36,[woman screaming]
[waiter] Oh, my god,
I'm so sorry.

00:05:36,698 --> 00:05:41,[screaming continues]
[waiter] I'm so terribly sorry.
I'm so horribly sorry.

00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:43,-Awfully sorry.
-[woman] You should be sorry.

00:05:43,939 --> 00:05:46,I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry.

00:05:50,212 --> 00:05:52,-Hey.
-Hey.

00:05:54,149 --> 00:05:56,-Sorry, I'm late.
-Never mind.

00:05:56,351 --> 00:05:59,Guess that's what happens when
you turn into a big TV star.

00:05:59,521 --> 00:06:00,[chuckles]

00:06:01,023 --> 00:06:03,Oh, what happened with
your dress?

00:06:03,425 --> 00:06:05,Oh, yeah, it's nothing.

00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:07,Again, I'm really sorry.

00:06:10,732 --> 00:06:14,Uh... Denise, do you think
you're a little hard on
that waiter before?

00:06:16,171 --> 00:06:21,Neil, what do you get out of
hiring some goon to throw
a pitcher of water in my face...

00:06:21,844 --> 00:06:23,-while you hide...
-It's not a pitcher.

00:06:23,912 --> 00:06:25,while you were
hiding in the bushes.

00:06:26,481 --> 00:06:31,You are not sitting in front of
some movie, you are acting out
some immature little game...

00:06:31,753 --> 00:06:35,if you want this to work,
you'll have to grow up.

00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:37,Or we could just break up.

00:06:38,794 --> 00:06:39,What?

00:06:40,329 --> 00:06:43,Wait a minute,
I came here to tell you
to get your s***t together...

00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:46,you can't turn this into
breaking up with me.

00:06:46,168 --> 00:06:47,Here we are.

00:06:47,503 --> 00:06:48,I don't believe this.

00:06:49,404 --> 00:06:52,The next thing you're gonna
say is, "It's not you, it's me".

00:06:52,508 --> 00:06:53,No, it's definitely you.

00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:59,See you're not enough like
Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid .

00:07:00,549 --> 00:07:02,I don't know what that means.

00:07:03,051 --> 00:07:08,She was so supportive,
she didn't make Paul Newman
feel stupid.

00:07:08,557 --> 00:07:09,She went along with it.

00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:13,Well, you know what, Neil?
You can't go long with someone
who's going nowhere...

00:07:14,096 --> 00:07:17,someone who runs a shitty little
video store that doesn't even
make any money...

00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:23,and spends his days hanging
around a bunch of dorks talking
about the Seventh Seal.

00:07:23,472 --> 00:07:25,No, hey, you liked
the Seventh Seal.

00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,I was faking it, you sucker.

00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:32,Oh, this is Burgman?

00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:37,The imagery is so powerful!
What a genius!

00:07:38,086 --> 00:07:41,I'm so happy
you made me watch this.

00:07:41,857 --> 00:07:43,Hmm!

00:07:52,534 --> 00:07:55,[Neil] I can't keep sponsoring
Monday nights at the club, man.

00:07:55,704 --> 00:07:59,-Come on.
-I'm sorry, I can't do it.

00:07:59,274 --> 00:08:01,I'm getting killed
on Mondays, dude.

00:08:02,144 --> 00:08:04,Nobody comes out to see
these local bands.

00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:05,These are shitty bands, man.

00:08:06,315 --> 00:08:10,Who the hell wants to watch
a bunch of high school metal
heads with names like...

00:08:10,452 --> 00:08:12,s***t and bricks
and Trojan whores.

00:08:12,287 --> 00:08:13,-Trojan whores?
-Yeah.

00:08:13,455 --> 00:08:14,I like that.

00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,I don't know.
You gotta help me out, dude.

00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:20,You g***t help me out.
I'm taking a bath
on these live shows.

00:08:20,462 --> 00:08:23,I can't even afford new uniforms
with a soccer ball team.

00:08:23,432 --> 00:08:26,The other teams are
laughing at us.
It's a total joke.

00:08:26,635 --> 00:08:28,-S***t.
-I know.

00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:30,[ads playing]

00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:33,Oh, I love this,
check out this entrance.

00:08:33,876 --> 00:08:38,[ads playing]

00:08:39,681 --> 00:08:41,[TV] What a sucker!

00:08:42,584 --> 00:08:44,[door bangs]

00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:53,[TV] You did a very good job
yourself, you didn't need too
much of my help.

00:08:54,062 --> 00:08:56,No, I don't mind.
I'm in the video store
right now.

00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:01,No, it's one of those
little shitty ones.

00:09:03,438 --> 00:09:05,[TV] Yeah, and wouldn't that
break your heart?

00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:12,What do you think aboutThe City of Lost Children ?

00:09:12,548 --> 00:09:16,Excellent film by the same guy
who made Delicatessen .

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