Watching The Detectives (2007) Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
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At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
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At 00:00:16,612, Character said: [footsteps]

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At 00:00:22,985, Character said: [footstep continues]

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At 00:00:40,802, Character said: [screaming]

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At 00:00:48,143, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:50,913, Character said: Please.

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At 00:00:56,018, Character said: Bang!

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At 00:01:11,533, Character said: Nice shot, lover.
What was that for?

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At 00:01:14,903, Character said: This was due back last Thursday.

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At 00:01:19,308, Character said: And besides,
he forgot to rewind.

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At 00:01:29,384, Character said: Gumshoe Video.

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At 00:01:30,986, Character said: If we don't have it, we'll
hit the pavement looking for it.

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At 00:01:34,056, Character said: [crowd cheering and applauding]

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At 00:01:41,530, Character said: Wow, this is amazing.

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At 00:01:44,733, Character said: I don't really know
where to begin.

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At 00:01:47,002, Character said: [gasps]

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At 00:01:50,973, Character said: I told myself I wouldn't cry.

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At 00:01:53,242, Character said: Um... no, seriously, I have
so many people to thank...

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At 00:01:56,411, Character said: I would just like to
start by saying...

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At 00:01:58,714, Character said: [ads playing]
it's you guys that make this...

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At 00:02:01,617, Character said: [crowd booing]

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At 00:02:03,785, Character said: [crowd screaming]
Stop!

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At 00:02:08,557, Character said: Guys, can someone...

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At 00:02:09,791, Character said: [crowd yelling]

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At 00:02:10,926, Character said: [ads playing]Media Giant.

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At 00:02:15,898, Character said: [Buddy] It's horrible.

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At 00:02:17,366, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:02:18,467, Character said: I know I can't compete with
these big guys, but as long as
I have you guys...

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At 00:02:22,371, Character said: my small and loyal following
of geeks and weirdoes,
I know I'll be alright.

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At 00:02:28,744, Character said: Everyone, have some more beer!

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At 00:02:30,946, Character said: Oh, and stick around,
because later on...

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At 00:02:33,415, Character said: we are gonna have a special
midnight screening of
a 1949 classic She-Gorilla.

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At 00:02:39,988, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:02:41,690, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:02:45,594, Character said: [girl] Yeah!

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At 00:02:47,829, Character said: Alright.

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At 00:02:53,936, Character said: [people chatting]

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At 00:03:15,557, Character said: How was that, man?

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At 00:03:17,192, Character said: You're not supposed to
show ads for two different
video stores...

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At 00:03:20,562, Character said: during the same
commercial break, alright?

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At 00:03:22,831, Character said: Who cares?
When is the show again?

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At 00:03:25,534, Character said: Oh my god, 3:12 a.m.

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At 00:03:27,936, Character said: [illegible] God d***n thing.

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At 00:03:33,442, Character said: Those are your people.

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At 00:03:34,710, Character said: -Who? Scottish people?
-Hmm-hmm.

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At 00:03:37,145, Character said: No, no, no, the freaks.

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At 00:03:38,447, Character said: They're up all night, sniffing
glue, watching competitive
jump rope on ESPN for women.

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At 00:03:43,418, Character said: Those are the people
keeping you in business.

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At 00:03:45,754, Character said: -Yeah, you know, you're right.
-I know I'm right.

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At 00:03:49,157, Character said: All I'm saying is I love Neil
as much as everyone.

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At 00:03:52,794, Character said: But it was basically a rip off
of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid .

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At 00:03:56,365, Character said: [woman chuckles]

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At 00:03:58,300, Character said: -Well, it was.
-Thanks, man.

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At 00:04:03,005, Character said: I would've done something
more deconstructive, like
videotape actual video tape.

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At 00:04:07,409, Character said: -The commercial was dynamite.
-Great, thanks.

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At 00:04:09,845, Character said: And Denise was great.
Where is she?

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At 00:04:12,514, Character said: I guess she didn't show it.
She thinks this whole thing
is a little stupid.

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At 00:04:17,653, Character said: -What?
-Yeah.

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At 00:04:20,189, Character said: -You okay?
-I'm alright.

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At 00:04:24,126, Character said: -Alright, see you guys, bye bye.
-Alright, bye.

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At 00:04:28,197, Character said: Have fun tonight, alright?

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At 00:04:30,299, Character said: [Marcia] I cannot believe
Denise didn't show.

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At 00:04:34,369, Character said: [Neil sobbing]

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At 00:04:37,806, Character said: [baby crying]

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At 00:04:39,041, Character said: [Neil] Hey, I'm just kidding,
I'm just kidding.

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At 00:04:41,577, Character said: [baby crying]

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At 00:04:42,811, Character said: -Great.
-[Neil] I'm just kidding.

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At 00:04:58,126, Character said: Hey, man, come here.

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At 00:05:01,396, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:05:04,166, Character said: Hey, you see that girl?

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At 00:05:06,034, Character said: Um, can you spill water on her?

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At 00:05:09,404, Character said: [giggles]
Like on her t***s?

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At 00:05:11,940, Character said: No, uh... in her lap.

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At 00:05:15,544, Character said: -Alright.
-Alright.

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At 00:05:17,379, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:05:22,518, Character said: Alright.

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At 00:05:24,152, Character said: Here.

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At 00:05:25,821, Character said: Don't insult me.

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At 00:05:33,529, Character said: [woman screaming]
[waiter] Oh, my god,
I'm so sorry.

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At 00:05:36,698, Character said: [screaming continues]
[waiter] I'm so terribly sorry.
I'm so horribly sorry.

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At 00:05:41,470, Character said: -Awfully sorry.
-[woman] You should be sorry.

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At 00:05:43,939, Character said: I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry.

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At 00:05:50,212, Character said: -Hey.
-Hey.

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At 00:05:54,149, Character said: -Sorry, I'm late.
-Never mind.

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At 00:05:56,351, Character said: Guess that's what happens when
you turn into a big TV star.

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At 00:05:59,521, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:06:01,023, Character said: Oh, what happened with
your dress?

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At 00:06:03,425, Character said: Oh, yeah, it's nothing.

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At 00:06:05,827, Character said: Again, I'm really sorry.

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At 00:06:10,732, Character said: Uh... Denise, do you think
you're a little hard on
that waiter before?

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At 00:06:16,171, Character said: Neil, what do you get out of
hiring some goon to throw
a pitcher of water in my face...

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At 00:06:21,844, Character said: -while you hide...
-It's not a pitcher.

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At 00:06:23,912, Character said: while you were
hiding in the bushes.

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At 00:06:26,481, Character said: You are not sitting in front of
some movie, you are acting out
some immature little game...

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At 00:06:31,753, Character said: if you want this to work,
you'll have to grow up.

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At 00:06:35,591, Character said: Or we could just break up.

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At 00:06:38,794, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:40,329, Character said: Wait a minute,
I came here to tell you
to get your s***t together...

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At 00:06:43,765, Character said: you can't turn this into
breaking up with me.

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At 00:06:46,168, Character said: Here we are.

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At 00:06:47,503, Character said: I don't believe this.

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At 00:06:49,404, Character said: The next thing you're gonna
say is, "It's not you, it's me".

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At 00:06:52,508, Character said: No, it's definitely you.

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At 00:06:53,876, Character said: See you're not enough like
Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy
and the Sundance Kid .

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At 00:07:00,549, Character said: I don't know what that means.

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At 00:07:03,051, Character said: She was so supportive,
she didn't make Paul Newman
feel stupid.

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At 00:07:08,557, Character said: She went along with it.

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At 00:07:09,992, Character said: Well, you know what, Neil?
You can't go long with someone
who's going nowhere...

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At 00:07:14,096, Character said: someone who runs a shitty little
video store that doesn't even
make any money...

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At 00:07:18,100, Character said: and spends his days hanging
around a bunch of dorks talking
about the Seventh Seal.

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At 00:07:23,472, Character said: No, hey, you liked
the Seventh Seal.

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At 00:07:25,340, Character said: I was faking it, you sucker.

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At 00:07:29,478, Character said: Oh, this is Burgman?

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At 00:07:32,681, Character said: The imagery is so powerful!
What a genius!

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At 00:07:38,086, Character said: I'm so happy
you made me watch this.

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At 00:07:41,857, Character said: Hmm!

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At 00:07:52,534, Character said: [Neil] I can't keep sponsoring
Monday nights at the club, man.

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At 00:07:55,704, Character said: -Come on.
-I'm sorry, I can't do it.

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At 00:07:59,274, Character said: I'm getting killed
on Mondays, dude.

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At 00:08:02,144, Character said: Nobody comes out to see
these local bands.

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At 00:08:04,413, Character said: These are shitty bands, man.

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At 00:08:06,315, Character said: Who the hell wants to watch
a bunch of high school metal
heads with names like...

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At 00:08:10,452, Character said: s***t and bricks
and Trojan whores.

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At 00:08:12,287, Character said: -Trojan whores?
-Yeah.

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At 00:08:13,455, Character said: I like that.

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At 00:08:14,590, Character said: I don't know.
You gotta help me out, dude.

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At 00:08:17,426, Character said: You g***t help me out.
I'm taking a bath
on these live shows.

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At 00:08:20,462, Character said: I can't even afford new uniforms
with a soccer ball team.

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At 00:08:23,432, Character said: The other teams are
laughing at us.
It's a total joke.

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At 00:08:26,635, Character said: -S***t.
-I know.

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At 00:08:28,470, Character said: [ads playing]

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At 00:08:30,439, Character said: Oh, I love this,
check out this entrance.

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At 00:08:33,876, Character said: [ads playing]

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At 00:08:39,681, Character said: [TV] What a sucker!

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At 00:08:42,584, Character said: [door bangs]

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At 00:08:50,192, Character said: [TV] You did a very good job
yourself, you didn't need too
much of my help.

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At 00:08:54,062, Character said: No, I don't mind.
I'm in the video store
right now.

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At 00:08:59,067, Character said: No, it's one of those
little shitty ones.

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At 00:09:03,438, Character said: [TV] Yeah, and wouldn't that
break your heart?

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At 00:09:10,012, Character said: What do you think aboutThe City of Lost Children ?

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At 00:09:12,548, Character said: Excellent film by the same guy
who made Delicatessen .

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