00:01:28,419 --> 00:01:30,Hey, it's not my fault.

00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,Not your fault?

00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:33,You're the one who can't get it up.

00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,You're the one who can't get it hard.

00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:38,See, I'm hard.

00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,That's ridiculous.

00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,I can't believe you said that to me.

00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,You know I've g***t all these pressures,
and I've g***t things on my mind, the

00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,bills, and now they're laying people off
at work.

00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:54,And what makes matters worse, your
mother is coming to stay with us for a

00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,Thank God I've g***t at least a couple
weeks before that ordeal.

00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,Oh, Jesus.

00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:04,Honey,

00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:06,please don't leave.

00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:10,Please, we've g***t to sit down and talk
about it.

00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:14,Yeah, that's right. We'll sit down.
We'll sit down at the kitchen table, all

00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,right? Then you can tell me what's for
breakfast.

00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,That's it. Change the subject.

00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,I'm going to make sure that you don't
forget about your little problem.

00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:26,I need to sit down and talk about
things. I can't believe that you're

00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,to me. I have done nothing wrong. I have
been nothing but f***g nice to you.

00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:36,What's wrong with me? There's nothing,
no reason why you can't get it up with

00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:38,me. Look at me. I'm a gorgeous lady.
F***k.

00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,Jesus, what is his problem?

00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:45,Probably jerking off.

00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,That's why he can't get it up.

00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:51,God, I wish he would shut the f***k up.

00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:52,It's all I ever hear.

00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:15,I'm not listening.

00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,We've really g***t to talk about your
problem.

00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,Come on, you know.

00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:26,It's making me really upset. We've g***t
to talk about it.

00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:30,You don't care or you don't love me or
what? What is it?

00:03:31,710 --> 00:03:33,I'm sorry. There's nothing that I have
done.

00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:37,Why can't you just understand that we
need to talk about it?

00:03:38,490 --> 00:03:45,I can't believe it. You don't care
enough about me not to talk about it.

00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:48,It's not my fault. It's your fault.
Actually...

00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:52,I don't believe you at all. I cannot
believe you're being so insensitive to

00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,Jesus. What a jerk.

00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:02,Yeah, how you doing?

00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,Oh, great.

00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:06,Of course I'm going out today to play.

00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,Oh, I told her I had to go to work and
take care of a few things.

00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,Yeah. Hey, man, I don't know. I g***t to
get out of here.

00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,She's driving me f***g nuts.

00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:20,Besides that, I can't even stand to look
at her in the morning anymore.

00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,All right.

00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:24,Yeah, okay.

00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:26,Yeah, I'll see you on the course.

00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:27,Bye.

00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,And who was that?

00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:37,Hmm? Who was that?

00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,Oh, that was just Bobby.

00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,Fine, enough of us coming to work today.

00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,Are we going to talk or not?

00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,Well, San Diego's playing later.

00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,We g***t to talk.

00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,Mm -hmm.

00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,Uh -huh. St. Louis is doing pretty good.
This is all you've g***t to say is uh

00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,-huh and talk about baseball?

00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,Mm -hmm.

00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,Well, actually, I've g***t to get to work.

00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,Fine, just leave me here again all by
myself.

00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,Go off to work.

00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,It'll be okay.

00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:22,I'll see you later, honey. You're not
going to talk, are you?

00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,What is that s***t on your face?

00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,Tastes like rotten avocados.

00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:34,Goodbye.

00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,It does.

00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,Linda, it's Vicki.

00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:03,Hi, Vicki.

00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,How are things working out?

00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,Oh, I'm fine, I guess.

00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:11,Yeah, I guess he's all right, too.

00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,I still can't get it up.

00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:16,Oh, really?

00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,Maybe he needs to be jolted out of it.

00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,No, I think I've g***t an idea. Can you
come on over?

00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,Sure, I'll be right over.

00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,Okay, bye -bye.

00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,God, I can't believe she's doing this.

00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:37,I mean, what the hell?

00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,Guy needs help. He needs help.

00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,I can't believe this.

00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,You're putting that ad in a swing paper?

00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,God, what are you trying to do? I have
tried everything. I don't know what the

00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,problem is.

00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,It's just like he's not horny anymore.

00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,All I get is a limp d***k.

00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:04,So I figure I get these women to answer
this ad. And without him knowing about

00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,it, turn him on.

00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,Do you get it?

00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:08,No.

00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:10,Okay.

00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:16,I'm going to have these people go into
his day -to -day life, his activities,

00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,and kind of like juice him up a bit.

00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,Now do you get it? I ** lost in his
death.

00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,Oh, never mind.

00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,It'll work. It's g***t to work.

00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,Listen, I'll be right back, okay? I've
g***t something to show you.

00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,What do I g***t?

00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:39,I've had to resort to using these, but
I'll tell you, they're not bad.

00:08:41,669 --> 00:08:43,My, my, my.

00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,Isn't this a creation?

00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:49,I bet you'd like to find out.

00:08:59,350 --> 00:09:03,Hi. Oh, hi. You must be Cindy, the girl
that called the other night? Yes, I **.

00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,Hi, this is Linda, and I'm Vicki.

00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,Thanks for having me over.

00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:08,Um,

00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:12,that's really the second interview I've
had. I've been a little skeptical after

00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,the first one I was interviewed for.

00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:15,Why? What happened?

00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:18,I have to say, I had a new lady on the
phone. I was talking to her. She invited

00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:21,me over for what she said was going to
be an orgy.

00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:25,When I g***t there, it was more like a
black magic ritual, which I was going to

00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,sacrificed. Needless to say, I g***t out
of there in a hurry.

00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:31,Well, I guarantee we are not going to be
that weird.

00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:32,Promise.

00:09:32,810 --> 00:09:33,Promise.

00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:35,You've g***t quite a collection here.

00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:42,I've g***t quite a collection of stuff at
home. Well, I tell you, this is all I've

00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,been having to get lately.

00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,It's for you.

00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:49,Well, see, it's my husband.

00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:50,Forget Arthur.

00:09:50,970 --> 00:09:54,I mean, for now, you know, let's just
continue with what we were doing.

00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:58,And Cindy, you are very welcome to join
us. I'd love to.

00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,I love you.

00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,I love you.

00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:42,Oh, yes.

00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,Thank you.

00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,You like that, right?

00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,But of course.

00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,Hey, even the ants want to join in.

00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,How's that been unsurprising?

00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,Okay.

00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,So have you ever tried this one?

00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,You ever tried this? Oh, good.

00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,It's a whole thing.

00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,Are you ready?

00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,Oh, you are, aren't you? Oh, yeah.

00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,Hello? Yes, this is she.

00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:40,Oh,...