00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,[theme music plays]

00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:19,[crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad--

00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,♪ Mad world

00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,♪ In France the girls wear scanties

00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,♪ But on lambchops they put panties

00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,♪ I'm telling you it's a mad

00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:38,♪ Mad, mad, mad world

00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:41,♪ A Japanese named Luey

00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:45,♪ Says the Chinese hate chop suey

00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,♪ Without a doubt it's a mad

00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,♪ Mad, mad, mad world

00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,♪ The only thing you are sure of

00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,♪ Is that nothing is sure

00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,- ♪ Have a ball.
- ♪ Live it up

00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,♪ Only fools give it up

00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:07,♪ Toujours the amour, but toujours

00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:10,♪ So be a happy gaffer

00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,♪ Be a screamer
Be a laugher

00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,♪ Let boys be gay
and say, "What the hey?"

00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:23,♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world

00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,♪ My dear old Uncle Herman

00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:32,♪ Says that French toast
should be German

00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:34,- ♪ Jawohl.
- ♪ That's right

00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,♪ It's a mad, mad

00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:40,♪ Mad, mad world

00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,♪ I know it may sound jerky

00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,♪ But in Turkey who eats turkey?

00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,♪ Yes, yes, confess, it's a mad

00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:55,♪ Mad, mad, mad world

00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:59,♪ Our traffic is so congested

00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,♪ Mass confusion on wheels

00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:06,♪ But Detroit is adroit
What they'll do in Detroit

00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,♪ Is make bigger automobiles

00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,♪ So be a happy fellow

00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:17,♪ Be a clown, boy, Punchinello

00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:21,♪ Get off the shelf and enjoy yourself

00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:25,♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad

00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,- ♪ It's a mad.
- ♪ It's a mad

00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,♪ World! ♪

00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:02,[thumping]

00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,[sawing]

00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,[rattling]

00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,[springing]

00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,[exploding]

00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,[rattles]

00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,[clucking]

00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,[screeching]

00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,[cracking]

00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,[crowing]

00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,[thumping]

00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,[pops, air hissing]

00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:54,[explosion]

00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,[coughing, gasping]

00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,[airplane engine whirring]

00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,[engine sputtering]

00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,[winding]

00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,[whirring]

00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:58,♪ It's a mad, mad, mad...

00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,[clicking]

00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,[car horn honking]

00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,[honking]

00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:16,[tires screeching, honking]

00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:20,[continues honking]

00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,[tires screeching]

00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,[continues honking]

00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,Whoa!

00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:56,Did you see it,
the way he went sailing right out there?

00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,[stammering]

00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,- He just went sailing out there.
- It was just terrible.

00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,He must have been doing over 80.

00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,An ambulance...
We ought to call an ambulance.

00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,Look at that car.

00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,He must have gone by you
doing 90 miles an hour.

00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,He was passing me! I never saw
such a crazy thing in my life!

00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,- Let's get down there.
- Let's go.

00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,We're going down there.

00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,Russell, be careful.
Remember your condition.

00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,Eh!

00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,Boy, the way he just sailed out there...

00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,[all chattering]

00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,[man] Look out.

00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,[man 2] There's nobody in the car.

00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,- He's right.
- What do you mean, nobody?

00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:37,[man 3] There he is.

00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,[man 4] Holy smoke!

00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,How about that? This guy's still alive.

00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:49,He's still alive.

00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,We ought to call an ambulance.

00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,I don't know how he surbived, the way
you went sailing right out there.

00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,I'm not a doctor,
but I have some medical experience.

00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,I'm a dentist.

00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:02,Do you think you're hurt real bad?

00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,Is he kidding?

00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,Hold on, we're gonna get you to a hospital.

00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:12,You move me,
I'll break up in little pieces.

00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,But what a deal.

00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,Look, there's this dough, see?

00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:20,There's all this dough: $350,000!

00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,Do you hear what I'm saying?

00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:26,$350,000!

00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:31,In the park, in Rosita,
Rosita Beach State Park...

00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:34,...just south of Dago in Santa Rosita.

00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:37,It's in this box buried under this...

00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,[coughing]

00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,Buried under this big W.

00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,You'll see it.

00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,You'll see it under this...
under this big W.

00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:53,You can't miss it, a big... a big W.

00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,And it's been there...
And it's been laying there for 15 years.

00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:58,[all chattering]

00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,He's very sick. He may die.

00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,Listen. I tell you, I'm giving it to you.

00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,And don't let them kid you.
Don't let them kid you.

00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:11,Don't let them give you the business
because it was mine and I paid for it...

00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,...paid for every lousy buck of it.

00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,But watch out.

00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,Watch out for the bulls.

00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere.

00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,Bulls all over the place.

00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,You just drive down and dig it up.

00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,Dig it all up. [coughs]

00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,And then...

00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,And then you fix yourselves all up.

00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,Fix yourselves all up.

00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,Walk down the street like a king,
back to the old neighborhood.

00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,See the fellas, the dames...

00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,...the dames, all with a big hello...

00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,...a big hello for old Smiler.

00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,Good old Smiler...

00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,...everybody's friend.

00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,Everybody's...

00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:10,- Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it!
- Holy mackerel! Take it easy.

00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,Please, say it don't make
any difference, Aunt Belle!

00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,Please, you g***t to say...

00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:21,You g***t to tell me
it don't make any difference!

00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,For heaven's sake, tell him.

00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,It... It don't make any difference.

00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,[bucket rattling]

00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,That guy's dead. You'd better believe it.

00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,I believe it, all right.

00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,But if he jumps up again,
I'm getting the hell out of here.

00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,- What a routine he went through.
- Somebody ought to cover him up.

00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,What are you looking at?
All I g***t is this sweater.

00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,I g***t a blanket in the truck.

00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,Do you think
there was anything in all that?

00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,- He was just raving. He flipped.
- [tires screech]

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