Its.a.Mad.Mad.Mad.Mad.World.1963.1080p.BluRay.x264.EAC3-SARTRE Subtitles

At 00:00:12,429, Character said: [theme music plays]

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At 00:00:16,599, Character said: [crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad--

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At 00:00:20,061, Character said: ♪ Mad world

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At 00:00:23,857, Character said: ♪ In France the girls wear scanties

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At 00:00:27,402, Character said: ♪ But on lambchops they put panties

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At 00:00:31,156, Character said: ♪ I'm telling you it's a mad

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At 00:00:34,242, Character said: ♪ Mad, mad, mad world

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At 00:00:38,538, Character said: ♪ A Japanese named Luey

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At 00:00:41,750, Character said: ♪ Says the Chinese hate chop suey

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At 00:00:45,628, Character said: ♪ Without a doubt it's a mad

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At 00:00:48,757, Character said: ♪ Mad, mad, mad world

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At 00:00:53,053, Character said: ♪ The only thing you are sure of

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At 00:00:56,765, Character said: ♪ Is that nothing is sure

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At 00:00:59,976, Character said: - ♪ Have a ball.
- ♪ Live it up

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At 00:01:01,811, Character said: ♪ Only fools give it up

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At 00:01:03,772, Character said: ♪ Toujours the amour, but toujours

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At 00:01:07,358, Character said: ♪ So be a happy gaffer

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At 00:01:10,820, Character said: ♪ Be a screamer
Be a laugher

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At 00:01:14,657, Character said: ♪ Let boys be gay
and say, "What the hey?"

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At 00:01:18,578, Character said: ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world

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At 00:01:25,752, Character said: ♪ My dear old Uncle Herman

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At 00:01:29,047, Character said: ♪ Says that French toast
should be German

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At 00:01:32,967, Character said: - ♪ Jawohl.
- ♪ That's right

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At 00:01:34,761, Character said: ♪ It's a mad, mad

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At 00:01:37,013, Character said: ♪ Mad, mad world

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At 00:01:40,517, Character said: ♪ I know it may sound jerky

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At 00:01:43,937, Character said: ♪ But in Turkey who eats turkey?

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At 00:01:47,899, Character said: ♪ Yes, yes, confess, it's a mad

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At 00:01:50,860, Character said: ♪ Mad, mad, mad world

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At 00:01:55,198, Character said: ♪ Our traffic is so congested

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At 00:01:59,202, Character said: ♪ Mass confusion on wheels

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At 00:02:02,413, Character said: ♪ But Detroit is adroit
What they'll do in Detroit

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At 00:02:06,376, Character said: ♪ Is make bigger automobiles

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At 00:02:10,046, Character said: ♪ So be a happy fellow

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At 00:02:13,466, Character said: ♪ Be a clown, boy, Punchinello

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At 00:02:17,220, Character said: ♪ Get off the shelf and enjoy yourself

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At 00:02:21,224, Character said: ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad

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At 00:02:25,728, Character said: - ♪ It's a mad.
- ♪ It's a mad

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At 00:02:32,360, Character said: ♪ World! ♪

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At 00:03:00,471, Character said: [thumping]

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At 00:03:02,557, Character said: [sawing]

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At 00:03:38,593, Character said: [rattling]

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At 00:03:41,846, Character said: [springing]

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At 00:03:44,515, Character said: [exploding]

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At 00:03:50,063, Character said: [rattles]

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At 00:03:53,233, Character said: [clucking]

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At 00:03:58,321, Character said: [screeching]

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At 00:04:01,950, Character said: [cracking]

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At 00:04:04,577, Character said: [crowing]

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At 00:04:15,505, Character said: [thumping]

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At 00:04:43,992, Character said: [pops, air hissing]

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At 00:04:51,874, Character said: [explosion]

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At 00:05:01,509, Character said: [coughing, gasping]

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At 00:05:04,554, Character said: [airplane engine whirring]

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At 00:05:08,474, Character said: [engine sputtering]

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At 00:05:22,697, Character said: [winding]

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At 00:05:32,665, Character said: [whirring]

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At 00:05:55,938, Character said: ♪ It's a mad, mad, mad...

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At 00:06:24,217, Character said: [clicking]

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At 00:06:47,156, Character said: [car horn honking]

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At 00:07:01,587, Character said: [honking]

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At 00:07:12,223, Character said: [tires screeching, honking]

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At 00:07:16,185, Character said: [continues honking]

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At 00:07:21,107, Character said: [tires screeching]

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At 00:07:26,696, Character said: [continues honking]

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At 00:07:52,388, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:07:53,681, Character said: Did you see it,
the way he went sailing right out there?

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At 00:07:56,517, Character said: [stammering]

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At 00:07:57,560, Character said: - He just went sailing out there.
- It was just terrible.

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At 00:08:00,688, Character said: He must have been doing over 80.

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At 00:08:02,482, Character said: An ambulance...
We ought to call an ambulance.

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At 00:08:06,652, Character said: Look at that car.

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At 00:08:08,696, Character said: He must have gone by you
doing 90 miles an hour.

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At 00:08:11,491, Character said: He was passing me! I never saw
such a crazy thing in my life!

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At 00:08:15,119, Character said: - Let's get down there.
- Let's go.

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At 00:08:17,747, Character said: We're going down there.

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At 00:08:19,415, Character said: Russell, be careful.
Remember your condition.

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At 00:08:21,626, Character said: Eh!

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At 00:08:23,419, Character said: Boy, the way he just sailed out there...

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At 00:08:26,589, Character said: [all chattering]

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At 00:08:27,840, Character said: [man] Look out.

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At 00:08:32,470, Character said: [man 2] There's nobody in the car.

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At 00:08:34,889, Character said: - He's right.
- What do you mean, nobody?

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At 00:08:36,974, Character said: [man 3] There he is.

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At 00:08:38,059, Character said: [man 4] Holy smoke!

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At 00:08:45,608, Character said: How about that? This guy's still alive.

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At 00:08:48,277, Character said: He's still alive.

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At 00:08:49,862, Character said: We ought to call an ambulance.

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At 00:08:51,656, Character said: I don't know how he surbived, the way
you went sailing right out there.

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At 00:08:55,076, Character said: I'm not a doctor,
but I have some medical experience.

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At 00:08:58,371, Character said: I'm a dentist.

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At 00:08:59,455, Character said: Do you think you're hurt real bad?

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At 00:09:04,460, Character said: Is he kidding?

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At 00:09:06,087, Character said: Hold on, we're gonna get you to a hospital.

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At 00:09:08,506, Character said: You move me,
I'll break up in little pieces.

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At 00:09:12,802, Character said: But what a deal.

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At 00:09:14,303, Character said: Look, there's this dough, see?

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At 00:09:17,014, Character said: There's all this dough: $350,000!

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At 00:09:20,977, Character said: Do you hear what I'm saying?

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At 00:09:23,354, Character said: $350,000!

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At 00:09:26,816, Character said: In the park, in Rosita,
Rosita Beach State Park...

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At 00:09:31,487, Character said: ...just south of Dago in Santa Rosita.

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At 00:09:34,490, Character said: It's in this box buried under this...

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At 00:09:37,743, Character said: [coughing]

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At 00:09:41,455, Character said: Buried under this big W.

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At 00:09:43,541, Character said: You'll see it.

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At 00:09:45,084, Character said: You'll see it under this...
under this big W.

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At 00:09:49,005, Character said: You can't miss it, a big... a big W.

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At 00:09:53,426, Character said: And it's been there...
And it's been laying there for 15 years.

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At 00:09:57,638, Character said: [all chattering]

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At 00:09:58,973, Character said: He's very sick. He may die.

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At 00:10:01,100, Character said: Listen. I tell you, I'm giving it to you.

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At 00:10:04,020, Character said: And don't let them kid you.
Don't let them kid you.

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At 00:10:06,939, Character said: Don't let them give you the business
because it was mine and I paid for it...

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At 00:10:11,861, Character said: ...paid for every lousy buck of it.

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At 00:10:15,281, Character said: But watch out.

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At 00:10:16,741, Character said: Watch out for the bulls.

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At 00:10:18,868, Character said: Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere.

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At 00:10:22,622, Character said: Bulls all over the place.

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At 00:10:24,915, Character said: You just drive down and dig it up.

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At 00:10:27,168, Character said: Dig it all up. [coughs]

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At 00:10:32,214, Character said: And then...

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At 00:10:33,716, Character said: And then you fix yourselves all up.

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At 00:10:36,135, Character said: Fix yourselves all up.

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At 00:10:37,720, Character said: Walk down the street like a king,
back to the old neighborhood.

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At 00:10:41,724, Character said: See the fellas, the dames...

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At 00:10:44,644, Character said: ...the dames, all with a big hello...

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At 00:10:48,606, Character said: ...a big hello for old Smiler.

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At 00:10:51,567, Character said: Good old Smiler...

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At 00:10:55,071, Character said: ...everybody's friend.

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At 00:10:59,659, Character said: Everybody's...

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At 00:11:06,749, Character said: - Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it!
- Holy mackerel! Take it easy.

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At 00:11:10,920, Character said: Please, say it don't make
any difference, Aunt Belle!

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At 00:11:15,007, Character said: Please, you g***t to say...

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At 00:11:17,635, Character said: You g***t to tell me
it don't make any difference!

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At 00:11:22,014, Character said: For heaven's sake, tell him.

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At 00:11:24,058, Character said: It... It don't make any difference.

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At 00:11:34,944, Character said: [bucket rattling]

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At 00:11:49,417, Character said: That guy's dead. You'd better believe it.

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At 00:11:52,461, Character said: I believe it, all right.

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At 00:11:53,713, Character said: But if he jumps up again,
I'm getting the hell out of here.

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At 00:11:57,049, Character said: - What a routine he went through.
- Somebody ought to cover him up.

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At 00:12:01,846, Character said: What are you looking at?
All I g***t is this sweater.

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At 00:12:04,432, Character said: I g***t a blanket in the truck.

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At 00:12:06,600, Character said: Do you think
there was anything in all that?

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At 00:12:09,395, Character said: - He was just raving. He flipped.
- [tires screech]

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