S***x And The City The Real Me -vf S04E02 Subtitles

At 00:01:03,666, Character said: A little past 10:00pm, I was dressed
to the nines at Brasserie 8-1/2.

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At 00:01:07,506, Character said: Located on the corner of "Right Now"
and "Everyone Was There"...

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At 00:01:10,865, Character said: it was the place to see and be seen.

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At 00:01:13,585, Character said: Look at that one.

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At 00:01:16,433, Character said: Mary, hail a cab.

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At 00:01:19,538, Character said: - Do you think he's a model?
- A model what?

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At 00:01:21,681, Character said: A model citizen, a model home...

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At 00:01:24,017, Character said: - a model airplane?
- I think he's the dirty-haired Gucci guy...

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At 00:01:27,378, Character said: - with clean hair.
- He's so versatile.

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At 00:01:30,065, Character said: - Why don't you go over and say hello?
- He's gorgeous.

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At 00:01:33,138, Character said: The only way to get a guy like him
interested in me would be to pay.

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At 00:01:36,337, Character said: My love, there's no need
for you to enter Hookerville.

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At 00:01:39,121, Character said: Carrie, I know what I look like.

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At 00:01:42,257, Character said: Then you can't see what I see.

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At 00:01:47,537, Character said: Carrie!

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At 00:01:49,489, Character said: Lynne Cameron was a much sought after
fashion-show producer...

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At 00:01:52,977, Character said: as valuable to a show's success
as Valium or Velcro.

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At 00:01:56,049, Character said: I just told Damian you have just
so f***g saved my life.

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At 00:01:59,601, Character said: - I did?
- Sorry, this is my boyfriend, Damian.

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At 00:02:02,897, Character said: I use the term "boyfriend" loosely,
as Damian is clearly a homosexual.

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At 00:02:07,185, Character said: In that case, this is my boyfriend, Stanford.

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At 00:02:10,480, Character said: You so have to be
in this fashion show I'm doing.

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At 00:02:14,128, Character said: A mix of models
and New York people with style.

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At 00:02:16,912, Character said: And no one is more New York
or has more style than you.

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At 00:02:21,680, Character said: Lynne, I'm a writer.

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At 00:02:23,280, Character said: You're f***g doing my show
if I have to hunt you down...

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At 00:02:26,928, Character said: skin you alive, and have one
of the other models f***g wear you.

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At 00:02:30,991, Character said: I'll call you next week.
Could this place be any louder?

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At 00:02:36,240, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:02:38,639, Character said: I ** so coming.

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At 00:02:40,207, Character said: To what? I'm not a model.

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At 00:02:42,448, Character said: Then you can't see what I see.

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At 00:02:47,056, Character said: I'll start with a salad
with extra blue cheese dressing. Thank you.

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At 00:02:51,279, Character said: Are the vegetables
on the veggie plate organic?

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At 00:02:54,159, Character said: They have beef pot pie on the menu,
what do you think?

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At 00:02:57,839, Character said: I'll just have a cup of hot water with lemon.
Thank you.

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At 00:03:01,199, Character said: Isn't it hard to eat just organic all the time?

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At 00:03:03,919, Character said: It is so hard.

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At 00:03:05,806, Character said: Last night I could not stop thinking
about a Big Mac.

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At 00:03:09,038, Character said: I finally had to get dressed,
go out and pick up a guy.

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At 00:03:11,855, Character said: Talk about a happy meal.

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At 00:03:13,294, Character said: Lady, you have never looked better.
Your body is amazing.

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At 00:03:16,591, Character said: I hope so.

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At 00:03:17,998, Character said: I'm having nude photographs
taken on Wednesday.

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At 00:03:21,711, Character said: What're you gonna do?
Have postcards made up...

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At 00:03:23,790, Character said: to hand out to prospective dates?

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At 00:03:25,614, Character said: This is not about a man's approval.

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At 00:03:27,694, Character said: This photo is just for me.

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At 00:03:29,870, Character said: So when I'm old
and my t***s are in my shoes...

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At 00:03:31,982, Character said: I can look at it and say, "D***n, I was hot."

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At 00:03:34,862, Character said: - Isn't that a little narcissistic?
- No one thinks that...

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At 00:03:37,806, Character said: when you get your seventh-grade
picture taken.

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At 00:03:40,174, Character said: - You weren't n***d in that.
- That we know of.

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At 00:03:42,350, Character said: Look, I like my body.

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At 00:03:44,206, Character said: I'm getting these pictures taken,
what's the big problem?

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At 00:03:46,829, Character said: No problem, you're my hero.

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At 00:03:48,366, Character said: I think it's fantastic
that you can just put it out there.

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At 00:03:51,374, Character said: I can't even say yes
to being in some charity fashion show.

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At 00:03:54,669, Character said: - "New York Style"?
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:56,206, Character said: You were asked to be part of that?
That's huge.

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At 00:03:58,509, Character said: - All the top designers are doing it.
- They want you to be a model?

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At 00:04:01,645, Character said: No, it's a mix of real people...

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At 00:04:04,333, Character said: and models. I know the producer.

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At 00:04:06,093, Character said: You have to do it, you live for fashion.

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At 00:04:08,813, Character said: I do not live for fashion.

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At 00:04:11,181, Character said: How many fashion shows
did you drag me to during Fashion Week?

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At 00:04:14,510, Character said: - Eight, what's your point?
- Why are you turning down...

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At 00:04:17,165, Character said: - the chance to actually be in one?
- I do not belong on a runway.

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At 00:04:20,685, Character said: Runways are for models, not writers.

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At 00:04:23,245, Character said: What's the difference
between strutting down a runway...

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At 00:04:25,965, Character said: and the way you strut down Fifth Avenue?

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At 00:04:28,173, Character said: Strut?

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At 00:04:30,061, Character said: - Do I strut? ** I a strutter?
- I think it'd be fun.

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At 00:04:33,485, Character said: I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren
store opened in New Haven.

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At 00:04:37,100, Character said: Okay, it's amazing I was able
to keep my lunch down just now.

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At 00:04:40,525, Character said: I just...

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At 00:04:41,516, Character said: I cannot imagine walking down a runway
while people sit there and judge me.

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At 00:04:45,996, Character said: - No one would judge you.
- We judge models all the time.

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At 00:04:48,973, Character said: But you're not a model,
you're one of the real people.

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At 00:04:51,437, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:04:52,460, Character said: I don't want people to think that I can't see
the difference between a model and me.

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At 00:04:56,844, Character said: Who gives a f***k what people think?
This is a fabulous opportunity.

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At 00:05:00,652, Character said: Honey.

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At 00:05:01,676, Character said: - You'll probably get to keep the clothes.
- I thought of that!

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At 00:05:04,588, Character said: - I'd do it in a New York minute.
- So would I.

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At 00:05:08,972, Character said: What do you think, mutey?

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At 00:05:13,739, Character said: While Miranda would never dream
of walking on a runway...

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At 00:05:16,748, Character said: she had no problem running on one.

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At 00:05:31,819, Character said: I happen to know you were on that treadmill
for longer than 30 minutes.

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At 00:05:35,275, Character said: That's illegal here at Crunch Fitness.

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At 00:05:37,579, Character said: I'm starting to train for the marathon.

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At 00:05:40,715, Character said: - First time.
- Wow!

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At 00:05:42,955, Character said: Good for you.

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At 00:05:44,363, Character said: I was the captain of my high-school
track team, but the marathon...

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At 00:05:49,867, Character said: I'm Dave.

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At 00:05:52,683, Character said: Miranda.

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At 00:05:55,851, Character said: Have a good workout.

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At 00:05:58,250, Character said: That's it?

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At 00:06:01,034, Character said: - Is there more?
- I hope so.

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At 00:06:04,330, Character said: I've been watching you for months.
I think that you are very s***y.

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At 00:06:09,899, Character said: So, what's the problem?

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At 00:06:11,434, Character said: He said, "I think you're very s***y."

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At 00:06:14,251, Character said: And?

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At 00:06:15,402, Character said: I was wearing no makeup
and my Hanes $3 old man's undershirt.

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At 00:06:18,986, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:06:20,010, Character said: I can't believe a guy
would think that I was s***y.

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At 00:06:22,538, Character said: - Okay, I'm hanging up now.
- I'm serious.

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At 00:06:25,674, Character said: Smart, yes.

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At 00:06:27,242, Character said: Sometimes cute, but never s***y.
S***y is the thing...

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At 00:06:30,314, Character said: I try to get them to see me as,
after I win them over with my personality.

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At 00:06:34,346, Character said: You win men over with your personality?

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At 00:06:36,970, Character said: They want you to be a model?

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At 00:06:39,210, Character said: Okay, I'm hanging up now.

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At 00:06:41,001, Character said: Later that night, I g***t to thinking
about Narcissus.

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At 00:06:44,073, Character said: A man so consumed with his own image,
he drowned in it.

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At 00:06:47,786, Character said: Did he have no best friends
to mirror back a healthier view of himself?

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At 00:06:51,850, Character said: And why is it that we can see
our friends perfectly...

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At 00:06:55,049, Character said: but when it comes to ourselves,
no matter how hard we look...

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At 00:06:58,697, Character said: do we ever see ourselves clearly?

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At 00:07:02,729, Character said: Samantha, on the other hand,
saw herself a little too clearly.

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At 00:07:06,537, Character said: Okay, Samantha...

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At 00:07:07,625, Character said: Tiger, here, has a variety...