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At 00:00:12,134, Character said: [Birds Twittering]

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At 00:00:51,206, Character said: [Man Narrating] I came late to s***x.
I was nearly ten.

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At 00:00:54,610, Character said: That was when my friend Mark Watkins
told me how babies were made.

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At 00:01:01,450, Character said: Really?
Are you sure?

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At 00:01:03,886, Character said: Yeah. Honest.
Saw it in one of my dad�s videos.

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At 00:01:08,957, Character said: [Man Narrating] For over a year after
that, I thought babies were made�

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At 00:01:12,594, Character said: when two women tied a man to a bed
and covered his willy with ice cream.

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At 00:01:20,035, Character said: But it�s
your favourite flavour.

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At 00:01:23,305, Character said: Na na!

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At 00:01:28,377, Character said: [Man Narrating] At secondary
school, we were given the facts.

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At 00:01:31,813, Character said: [Documentary Narrator]
It�s impossible for a male to mate�

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At 00:01:34,216, Character said: unless the female is willing to
place herself correctly for him.

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At 00:01:39,087, Character said: She then lies with her hind legs
spread out, her back arched in wards�

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At 00:01:43,859, Character said: and the formerly aggressive
spines laid flat.

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At 00:01:47,229, Character said: The male seizes her
by the scruff of the neck�

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At 00:01:50,332, Character said: and mating takes place.

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At 00:01:52,634, Character said: Mating lasts only a minute or two,
and the pair separates.

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At 00:01:57,139, Character said: The male plays no further part
in bringing up the family.

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At 00:01:59,808, Character said: Indeed, the two animals
will probably never meet again.

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At 00:02:03,745, Character said: [Man Narrating]
So, that was s***x.

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At 00:02:10,619, Character said: Simple, really.
Just find someone to do it with,

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At 00:02:13,722, Character said: find somewhere to do it,
and do it.

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At 00:02:17,893, Character said: - [Brakes Screeching]
- [Horn Honking]

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At 00:02:21,597, Character said: Thing is,
when you�re my age,

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At 00:02:24,132, Character said: it just isn�t that simple.

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At 00:02:30,305, Character said: And as for
falling in love�

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At 00:02:32,574, Character said: well, nothing
prepares you for that.

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At 00:02:47,055, Character said: Anything interesting?

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At 00:02:49,057, Character said: Oh. Not really.

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At 00:02:53,528, Character said: Romeo and Juliet
by William Shakespeare.

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At 00:02:57,766, Character said: It�s really, you know,
boring.

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At 00:03:00,035, Character said: He speaks very
highly of you.

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At 00:03:07,709, Character said: - You doing your homework?
- Trying to.

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At 00:03:11,480, Character said: You might find it easier with the book
turned the right way up.

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At 00:03:14,683, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:03:17,919, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:03:28,964, Character said: - What do you do?
- I�m a writer.

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At 00:03:32,200, Character said: Wow. A writer.

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At 00:03:35,671, Character said: I�ve thought about,
you know, writing and stuff.

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At 00:03:39,307, Character said: I�m not really sure. I-I�ve entered
a competition in the local paper.

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At 00:03:43,612, Character said: You have to write about what it�s like
growing up as we approach�

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At 00:03:45,614, Character said: the new millennium.

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At 00:03:47,616, Character said: - And, uh, what is it like?
- Oh, you know.

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At 00:03:52,754, Character said: Could be better.

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At 00:03:57,325, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:59,995, Character said: I guess it�s hard
for any sixteen-year-old,

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At 00:04:03,298, Character said: - but when you�re�you know�
- I know.

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At 00:04:13,575, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:04:20,115, Character said: - You�re lovely.
- Well, you�re not so bad yourself.

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At 00:04:26,621, Character said: - Tart.
- Jealous.

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At 00:04:29,124, Character said: Oh, Linda, he�s stunning.
He�s g***t eyes like Brad Pitt.

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At 00:04:32,627, Character said: - Tart.
- He�s witty and gorgeous.

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At 00:04:36,031, Character said: - Dangerous.
- Lins, you know I�m always safe.

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At 00:04:39,401, Character said: Safe? What�s safe about
picking up men in toilets?

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At 00:04:47,542, Character said: You promised me you wouldn�t
do it anymore.

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At 00:04:49,711, Character said: I don�t! I was just sitting outside
minding my own business, and�

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At 00:04:52,481, Character said: Steve, babe,
don�t bullshit me.

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At 00:04:55,717, Character said: Some git starts blagging you outside the
public bog, he�s only up for one thing.

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At 00:04:58,920, Character said: Well, where else ** I supposed to meet
other blokes like me?

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At 00:05:01,723, Character said: And he�s not some randy old git.
His name�s Glen.

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At 00:05:04,426, Character said: He�s up for the same thing I **. We�re
going to the woods again on Friday.

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At 00:05:07,929, Character said: The woods? Steve, you did it
in the woods? You could have been�

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At 00:05:10,732, Character said: - Queer-bashed by squirrels?
- He could have done anything to you.

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At 00:05:14,402, Character said: Or you could have been arrested.
It�s so risky.

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At 00:05:17,506, Character said: Life�s a risk, Lins.

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At 00:05:20,442, Character said: Linda, Mum says if you don�t come in for
Your tea now, she�ll give it to the dog.

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At 00:05:25,180, Character said: - Okay, okay.
- You haven�t g***t a dog.

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At 00:05:28,049, Character said: Well, we�ll get one.

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At 00:05:34,723, Character said: He�s never gonna
let you drive it.

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At 00:05:50,405, Character said: That�s not what he said
he was doing.

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At 00:05:56,511, Character said: - Hi.
- Hi.

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At 00:06:00,682, Character said: - You�re late again.
- Yeah. Just doing some research�

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At 00:06:04,986, Character said: for the newspaper
competition.

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At 00:06:07,322, Character said: Special study groups
proving useful then?

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At 00:06:09,758, Character said: - Great.
- How�s the article going?

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At 00:06:13,395, Character said: Oh� uh� not bad.
Should meet the deadline.

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At 00:06:16,665, Character said: Oh.
Deadlines.

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At 00:06:19,601, Character said: That�s very�
professional, isn�t it?

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At 00:06:22,537, Character said: Well, he won�t meet any deadlines
sitting in the park.

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At 00:06:27,242, Character said: Sorry?

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At 00:06:30,579, Character said: Mrs. Gillingham said
she saw you sitting in the park.

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At 00:06:38,653, Character said: Oh, yeah.
I, uh�

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At 00:06:41,823, Character said: I had a bit of a block,
so I went there to unblock.

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At 00:06:49,397, Character said: Steven, you are going to
finish this article, aren�t you?

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At 00:06:51,666, Character said: Of course I **.

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At 00:06:52,834, Character said: Because if this is just
another of your fads,

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At 00:06:55,470, Character said: then you might as well
use the study time for your schoolwork.

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At 00:06:58,640, Character said: Hmm?

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At 00:07:01,710, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:07:11,119, Character said: ? I�m staying out
for the summer ?

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At 00:07:14,522, Character said: - ? Playing games in the rain ?
- [School Bell Rings]

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At 00:07:17,859, Character said: ? The guilt and the fortune ?

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At 00:07:21,129, Character said: ? G***t me fooled again ?

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At 00:07:24,966, Character said: ? See, I work in a factory ?

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At 00:07:27,969, Character said: ? I don�t want to be late ?

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At 00:07:31,239, Character said: ? I g***t my debts to pay for ?

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At 00:07:34,576, Character said: ? Gonna have to wait ?

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At 00:07:37,979, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:07:39,981, Character said: ? If I ever see you again ?

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At 00:07:42,517, Character said: - ?I will tell you why ?
- ? Tell you why ?

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At 00:07:46,421, Character said: ? I was low and insecure ?

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At 00:07:49,391, Character said: ? Didn�t want to make you cry ?

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At 00:07:52,964, Character said: [Girl] �Come, gentle night.
Come, loving black-browed night.

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At 00:07:57,102, Character said: - Give me my Romeo. And when I die��,
- [Door Opening]

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At 00:08:01,106, Character said: - Sorry, sir.
- Ah, Steven.

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At 00:08:04,109, Character said: What is it today?
Earthquake?

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At 00:08:06,478, Character said: Bus hijacked
by terrorists?

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At 00:08:08,813, Character said: Or were you confined
to your house by the plague?

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At 00:08:11,549, Character said: - [Students Chuckling]
- Sir?

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At 00:08:13,551, Character said: Romeo and Juliet, Steven.
By William Shakespeare?

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At 00:08:17,222, Character said: Okay, sit down. Oh, have you
finished that essay yet?

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At 00:08:21,860, Character said: - Uh�
- Steve. If it�s not done by tomorrow,

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At 00:08:25,497, Character said: I�ll have to suggest
to your parents that you join�

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At 00:08:27,565, Character said: the special study periods
after school.

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At 00:08:31,469, Character said: Carry on, Wendy.

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At 00:08:33,838, Character said: ��Take him and cut him out
in little stars,

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At 00:08:36,641, Character said: and he will make
the face of heaven so fine�

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At 00:08:39,344, Character said: - that all will be in love with night.�,
- [Whispering] Mark.

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At 00:08:41,446, Character said: - [Continues Reading]
- Can I borrow your essay?

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At 00:08:45,016, Character said: �So tedious is this day as is
the night before some festival�

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At 00:08:47,919, Character said: to an impatient child that hath
new robes and may not wear them.�

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At 00:08:52,357, Character said: I�m just saying people sometimes
go through a phase.

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At 00:08:55,160, Character said: - A phase? Since I was eleven?
- Eleven?

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At 00:08:57,696, Character said: That�s how old I was
when I discovered masturbation.

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At 00:09:00,632, Character said: [Chuckles] Mind you it was
another three years�

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