A Keller Christmas Vacation Bone (2025) Subtitles

At 00:00:47,920, Character said: Oh, danke.

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At 00:00:49,790, Character said: Or danke.

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At 00:00:51,670, Character said: Oh, I'm just gonna text this.

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At 00:00:57,090, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:00:58,340, Character said: OK.

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At 00:00:59,100, Character said: Are you ready?

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At 00:01:00,140, Character said: Only 50 years in the making.

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At 00:01:02,850, Character said: Now, you are gonna
have some spaetzle.

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At 00:01:04,730, Character said: Oh, what's spaetzle?

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At 00:01:05,810, Character said: It's German mac and cheese.

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At 00:01:08,400, Character said: So I've been watching the tapes.

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At 00:01:10,480, Character said: And there's a kid, Jalen Cruz.

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At 00:01:12,230, Character said: Fifth-ranked QB out of Dallas.

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At 00:01:14,030, Character said: Oh, my gosh.

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At 00:01:14,900, Character said: You gotta see this kid.

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At 00:01:16,240, Character said: I mean, he's g***t
the pocket poise of Brady.

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At 00:01:18,030, Character said: He's g***t the gun like Lamar.

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At 00:01:19,990, Character said: And he's only a sophomore.

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At 00:01:22,290, Character said: I mean, this is the perfect
fit for your offense.

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At 00:01:28,460, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:01:29,790, Character said: I know that look.

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At 00:01:31,290, Character said: I'm gonna do it, buddy.

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At 00:01:32,920, Character said: I'm gonna tell Lauren
that I love her.

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At 00:01:34,460, Character said: Are you sure it's not too late?

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At 00:01:35,300, Character said: I have to try.

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At 00:01:36,130, Character said: It's now or never.

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At 00:01:37,550, Character said: At her bon voyage
party, with her boyfriend?

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At 00:01:40,050, Character said: What choice do I have?

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At 00:01:41,640, Character said: She's moving across
the country tomorrow, to Maine.

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At 00:01:44,680, Character said: You could have told her sooner.

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At 00:01:46,060, Character said: Yeah, maybe you forgot.

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At 00:01:47,810, Character said: I was a little preoccupied with
a marriage I was trying to save.

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At 00:01:49,980, Character said: No, I mean before that.

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At 00:01:51,480, Character said: Everyone's known that
Lauren's had a crush on you

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At 00:01:53,070, Character said: since college.

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At 00:01:53,940, Character said: Yeah, but I didn't know.

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At 00:01:55,530, Character said: Well, maybe it would have
saved you a divorce if you

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At 00:01:57,900, Character said: would have figured that out.

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At 00:01:59,070, Character said: Not helpful.

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At 00:02:01,530, Character said: Look, I have to fix this ASAP.

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At 00:02:03,490, Character said: And then what?

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At 00:02:05,120, Character said: Tomorrow morning, you're leaving
for Europe on this family

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At 00:02:07,460, Character said: togetherness thing.

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At 00:02:08,540, Character said: Christmas cruise on the Danube.

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At 00:02:09,750, Character said: What if she says
she loves you back?

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At 00:02:11,460, Character said: What are you gonna do?

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At 00:02:12,790, Character said: You're just gonna
turn and go to Europe?

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At 00:02:14,380, Character said: - No, she can come with.
- What about her boyfriend?

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At 00:02:16,090, Character said: Oh, he's not invited.

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At 00:02:17,010, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:17,920, Character said: It's romantic, right?

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At 00:02:19,260, Character said: Unless she's actually
in love with the guy.

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At 00:02:21,180, Character said: In that case, super
awkward, potentially creepy.

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At 00:02:24,350, Character said: And you run the risk
of losing a lifelong friend.

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At 00:02:26,890, Character said: But, I mean, you know
I'm rooting for you.

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At 00:02:29,190, Character said: Thanks for the vote
of confidence, buddy.

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At 00:02:32,690, Character said: Watch that tape.

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At 00:02:33,860, Character said: This is the future
of our program.

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At 00:02:35,190, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:47,160, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:02:48,790, Character said: Christmas potluck
is about to start.

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At 00:02:50,710, Character said: Marge made this thing
called jingle juice.

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At 00:02:53,460, Character said: I've had one.

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At 00:02:54,500, Character said: I have so very many questions.

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At 00:02:55,960, Character said: I'm uninspired.

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At 00:02:57,300, Character said: You're the top
developer in the industry.

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At 00:02:58,720, Character said: And thus my lack of inspiration.

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At 00:03:00,760, Character said: I can't go any higher if I
keep doing the same thing.

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At 00:03:03,010, Character said: Maybe your trip
abroad will inspire you.

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At 00:03:05,050, Character said: Please, my parents will have us

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At 00:03:06,760, Character said: scarf deep in Christmas
bonding activities.

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At 00:03:09,600, Character said: I won't have time
to be inspired.

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At 00:03:10,980, Character said: You're a real tree
topper today, huh?

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At 00:03:12,690, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:03:15,020, Character said: I think I'm just
nervous about tonight.

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At 00:03:16,650, Character said: Oh, fret not.

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At 00:03:18,570, Character said: Everything's set up by me.

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At 00:03:20,860, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:03:21,650, Character said: Yes, but William...

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At 00:03:24,070, Character said: But William what?

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At 00:03:28,080, Character said: What are you doing here?

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At 00:03:29,750, Character said: Absolutely not.

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At 00:03:31,330, Character said: You better finish that
sentence right now, mister.

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At 00:03:32,790, Character said: Or do I have to stand
back here and eavesdrop?

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At 00:03:35,500, Character said: But William will probably have
his surgery go over and be late.

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At 00:03:40,510, Character said: Yes, probably.

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At 00:03:41,840, Character said: Be late for what?

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At 00:03:45,800, Character said: I can hear the telephone.

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At 00:03:48,140, Character said: Excuse me, gentlemen.

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At 00:03:52,100, Character said: Be late for what?

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At 00:03:53,270, Character said: Dinner tonight.

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At 00:03:54,600, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:55,900, Character said: You and me,
to celebrate the five-year

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At 00:03:59,730, Character said: anniversary of our meet cute.

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At 00:04:02,780, Character said: Our anniversary is
on Christmas Eve, darling.

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At 00:04:04,820, Character said: It's not for another week.

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At 00:04:06,070, Character said: When we will be
sailing down the Danube,

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At 00:04:07,830, Character said: about to stop in Durken...

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At 00:04:08,990, Character said: Deggendorf.

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At 00:04:10,040, Character said: All German cities sound alike.

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At 00:04:11,160, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:04:12,710, Character said: Um, on Christmas Eve, we're
going to be in Austria.

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At 00:04:15,460, Character said: Vienna, in fact, which
is the most special city

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At 00:04:18,880, Character said: to spend Christmas.

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At 00:04:20,590, Character said: And we will be surrounded by
my entire family with zero alone

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At 00:04:23,840, Character said: time.

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At 00:04:24,720, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:04:26,340, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:28,260, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:04:29,060, Character said: What's that look?

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At 00:04:30,850, Character said: Are you having second thoughts
about going on this trip?

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At 00:04:33,270, Character said: Look, I know I vent to you
about these "forced family fun"

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At 00:04:36,650, Character said: gatherings, but they're not
as bad as I make them out to be,

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At 00:04:39,520, Character said: mostly.

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At 00:04:41,320, Character said: I mean, Cal is uber competitive,
and Emory can play the martyr,

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At 00:04:43,110, Character said: and my parents can be
a tad manipulative.

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At 00:04:44,820, Character said: It's not that.

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At 00:04:45,950, Character said: - Then what is it?
- Nothing.

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At 00:04:47,320, Character said: Um, you know what?

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At 00:04:48,490, Character said: I have to go back
to the hospital

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At 00:04:50,200, Character said: to... to see to a consult. I
just thought I'd bring you these

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At 00:04:51,620, Character said: so you could be the cool boss.

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At 00:04:52,950, Character said: Your famous Christmas cookies!

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At 00:04:55,000, Character said: Oh, thank you.

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At 00:04:56,540, Character said: You're the best.

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At 00:04:58,540, Character said: I **.

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At 00:05:00,840, Character said: Dinner tonight?

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At 00:05:01,960, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:05:03,130, Character said: 8 o'clock.

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At 00:05:10,760, Character said: Think he suspects anything?

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At 00:05:12,060, Character said: Please.

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At 00:05:13,350, Character said: William's like me
at one of my brother's

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At 00:05:14,230, Character said: fantasy football drafts.

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At 00:05:15,390, Character said: Which means?

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At 00:05:16,980, Character said: He hasn't g***t a clue.

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At 00:05:20,060, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:05:23,650, Character said: Straight up, down the barrel.

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At 00:05:25,490, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:05:28,950, Character said: Oh, there she is.

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At 00:05:30,410, Character said: Thank you so much
for doing this.

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At 00:05:32,700, Character said: No, thank you.

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At 00:05:33,700, Character said: Paid enough for this camera.

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At 00:05:35,080, Character said: I should definitely be
putting it to more use.

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At 00:05:36,750, Character said: If I book this
commercial, I promise

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At 00:05:38,290, Character said: I will pay you for this,
because headshots are

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At 00:05:40,250, Character said: just so expensive these days.

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At 00:05:41,540, Character said: I thought this was
for your dating profile.

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At 00:05:43,380, Character said: You know I'm double
dipping with...