Twisted Metal -megusta S02E08 Subtitles

At 00:00:14,410, Character said: Congratulations, one and all,

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At 00:00:16,440, Character said: and welcome to Twisted Metal.

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At 00:00:19,440, Character said: There are rules here.

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At 00:00:20,750, Character said: No killing outside of an official round.

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At 00:00:23,930, Character said: But there are also perks.

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At 00:00:25,030, Character said: I provided delightful accommodations for you.

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At 00:00:27,720, Character said: Great. High school.

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At 00:00:29,550, Character said: It's bringing back, like, so many memories.

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At 00:00:31,100, Character said: It's crazy.

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At 00:00:32,270, Character said: I've seen the way you're acting with Mike,

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At 00:00:33,410, Character said: and I don't like it.

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At 00:00:35,550, Character said: I friggin' love it.

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At 00:00:37,200, Character said: The last driver behind the wheel

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At 00:00:38,550, Character said: gets their wish granted.

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At 00:00:40,060, Character said: One wish per car.

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At 00:00:42,240, Character said: I wish for all the walls to come down

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At 00:00:44,240, Character said: in every city, everywhere.

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At 00:00:48,060, Character said: The mask.

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At 00:00:49,680, Character said: I wish to bring Krista back to life.

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At 00:00:53,100, Character said: I did something behind Quiet's back.

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At 00:00:54,820, Character said: I don't know what I'm gonna do about it, man.

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At 00:00:55,890, Character said: I never lied to her before.

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At 00:00:59,650, Character said: We can't afford another day like this.

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At 00:01:00,960, Character said: John! This is life and death.

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At 00:01:02,680, Character said: I've never seen you like this.

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At 00:01:04,000, Character said: - What's going on? - I lied to you, Quiet.

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At 00:01:06,310, Character said: I made my own wish.

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At 00:01:44,820, Character said: Morning.

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At 00:01:46,130, Character said: What can I get you?

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At 00:01:48,030, Character said: I need an anniversary cake

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At 00:01:50,370, Character said: that feeds eight.

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At 00:01:53,000, Character said: Express delivery.

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At 00:01:57,200, Character said: That's a big-a***s cake.

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At 00:01:59,550, Character said: It's a special occasion.

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At 00:02:04,890, Character said: Put it on my tab.

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At 00:02:08,100, Character said: You g***t it.

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At 00:02:39,650, Character said: - What the f***k?

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At 00:03:45,480, Character said: - Hey.

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At 00:03:48,240, Character said: Looks like someone had a wet dream.

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At 00:03:51,100, Character said: The f***k?

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At 00:03:52,310, Character said: Goodnight kiss?

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At 00:03:56,170, Character said: F***k my life.

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At 00:04:07,650, Character said: I'm not being selfish!

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At 00:04:08,960, Character said: You made your own wish and didn't tell me.

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At 00:04:11,030, Character said: You put our lives, the mission, all of us in danger!

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At 00:04:13,820, Character said: And this is why I didn't want to tell you!

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At 00:04:15,510, Character said: And that's pretty f***g selfish.

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At 00:04:27,370, Character said: What the hell are you looking at?

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At 00:04:28,750, Character said: A lonely soul.

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At 00:04:30,310, Character said: But you can always join us.

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At 00:04:32,340, Character said: F***k off, Grimm job!

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At 00:04:36,170, Character said: Hmm, looks like

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At 00:04:38,510, Character said: that hot potato is back on the market.

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At 00:04:41,370, Character said: Really? No more John?

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At 00:04:44,510, Character said: Good.

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At 00:04:46,000, Character said: Makes 'em easier to pick off if they're weak.

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At 00:04:48,000, Character said: Like little fishies.

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At 00:05:03,060, Character said: Seriously, John, you are being so small minded!

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At 00:05:06,170, Character said: You don't think I wanted to wish for a million f***g things?

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At 00:05:08,370, Character said: But this is bigger than us,

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At 00:05:09,960, Character said: and you are being an a***e for not getting that.

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At 00:05:11,790, Character said: F***k! I can't even look at you right now.

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At 00:05:13,890, Character said: No problem!

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At 00:05:15,410, Character said: I'm leaving.

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At 00:05:23,790, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:05:25,410, Character said: Trying to wash the odor of betrayal

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At 00:05:27,580, Character said: off your hot little body?

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At 00:05:29,370, Character said: That's right, Stinky titties,

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At 00:05:30,890, Character said: everyone in here knows what happened

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At 00:05:32,620, Character said: because the walls are paper thin.

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At 00:05:37,030, Character said: I didn't betray anybody.

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At 00:05:38,720, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:05:40,170, Character said: Keep telling yourself that, tough guy.

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At 00:05:52,440, Character said: I actually have to go this way.

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At 00:06:03,200, Character said: Somebody's g***t to fix these lights.

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At 00:06:14,170, Character said: When I took the Hippocratic oath,

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At 00:06:16,130, Character said: I swore that I would uphold

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At 00:06:17,820, Character said: the best interests of all my patients.

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At 00:06:20,820, Character said: I appreciate the concern, doc.

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At 00:06:22,750, Character said: I'm in the best shape of my life.

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At 00:06:24,820, Character said: Um, actually, that's why I wanted to speak with you.

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At 00:06:27,650, Character said: I received the results of your physical exam,

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At 00:06:30,960, Character said: and, well, there's no easy way to say this,

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At 00:06:34,170, Character said: but I found something.

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At 00:06:36,000, Character said: Wait. Are you serious, doc?

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At 00:06:38,860, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:06:42,130, Character said: I thought I'd have more time.

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At 00:06:44,170, Character said: Life is so incredibly precious, isn't it?

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At 00:06:48,310, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:49,650, Character said: Don't sugarcoat it. Hit me straight.

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At 00:06:51,240, Character said: I can take it.

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At 00:06:55,370, Character said: You're sterile.

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At 00:06:57,820, Character said: Oh. Well, that explains the weird rash.

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At 00:07:00,550, Character said: No, no. Th-that's psoriasis.

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At 00:07:03,270, Character said: Being sterile means that you can't have children.

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At 00:07:05,550, Character said: Hey, I can have as many children as I want.

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At 00:07:08,750, Character said: I mean, duh, kidnapping.

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At 00:07:11,620, Character said: I-I mean, biologically.

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At 00:07:15,720, Character said: Let me explain.

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At 00:07:20,270, Character said: You see the testicles? They make the sperm.

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At 00:07:23,240, Character said: I g***t plenty of testicles. What seems to be the problem?

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At 00:07:25,930, Character said: Actually, you have too many testicles.

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At 00:07:27,890, Character said: And unfortunately, none of them work.

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At 00:07:30,100, Character said: Yours can't make sperm.

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At 00:07:32,340, Character said: - Do-do you understand? - Yes.

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At 00:07:37,270, Character said: No, no, I do not.

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At 00:07:49,310, Character said: I can tell by your grunting,

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At 00:07:51,310, Character said: you and the chatty man are at war.

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At 00:07:54,060, Character said: Unfortunate.

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At 00:07:56,000, Character said: A good c***k is a terrible thing to waste.

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At 00:07:58,960, Character said: If you no longer have use, shall I have him?

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At 00:08:02,340, Character said: You don't need to ask me. John does what he wants.

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At 00:08:04,960, Character said: He can f***k you, make his own wish,

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At 00:08:07,130, Character said: jump off a f***g building.

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At 00:08:08,550, Character said: - I don't care anymore. - Excellent.

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At 00:08:11,480, Character said: I'm glad you approve.

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At 00:08:13,130, Character said: For even in the Arctic wasteland I call home,

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At 00:08:16,440, Character said: to violate the girl code would be something--

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At 00:08:24,130, Character said: Good evening, my drivers.

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At 00:08:26,130, Character said: Excellent showing in the last round.

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At 00:08:28,130, Character said: You did so well,

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At 00:08:30,200, Character said: I planned a little bonus round.

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At 00:08:34,820, Character said: I trust you're all ready to fight.

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At 00:08:39,000, Character said: Oh, s***t, s***t. S***t!

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At 00:08:41,310, Character said: I've invited some new friends

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At 00:08:42,860, Character said: to join the fray, the Apocalypse Nine.

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At 00:08:47,000, Character said: They feel nothing and are very hard to kill.

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At 00:08:51,100, Character said: They are the ultimate hunters of man,

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At 00:08:53,620, Character said: and they are on your scent.

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At 00:08:55,340, Character said: It's a shame you won't have your weapons,

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At 00:08:58,310, Character said: but I've always found artillery to be a crutch.

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At 00:09:01,410, Character said: You'll just have to use brains, brawn,

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At 00:09:03,680, Character said: and good old American gumption.

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At 00:09:07,480, Character said: The rules are simple.

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At 00:09:09,820, Character said: All of you versus all of them.

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At 00:09:12,370, Character said: Quiet.

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At 00:09:13,480, Character said: Whoever's left standing

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At 00:09:14,550, Character said: when the sun rises will move on.

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At 00:09:17,240, Character said: Good luck.

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At 00:09:20,890, Character said: - There.

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At 00:09:23,340, Character said: Now nobody can get in.

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At 00:09:38,580, Character said: I can't get my gas.

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At 00:09:40,960, Character said: We're all gonna die.

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At 00:10:15,410, Character said: It burns. It burns!

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At 00:10:57,580, Character said: That was a waste of a shower.

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At 00:11:00,270, Character said: You saved me.

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At 00:11:02,310, Character said: For now.

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At 00:11:03,930, Character said: I plan on...