Brandi Love - Van Wylde - MyFriendsHotMom Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Naughty America.

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At 00:00:01,980, Character said: Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

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At 00:01:03,400, Character said: So, what do we g***t going on here? Well,
look, I promised my wife I would help

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At 00:01:07,900, Character said: with this gardening today.

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At 00:01:09,360, Character said: Right. All right?

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At 00:01:10,600, Character said: I g***t this big poker game. Oh, s***t. I
gotta get in.

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At 00:01:14,620, Character said: All right?

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At 00:01:15,620, Character said: Jack is away at school.

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At 00:01:17,080, Character said: Yeah, he is. I mean, if I owe you like
30 bucks, you think you can help my wife

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At 00:01:20,840, Character said: out, plant some seeds, you know?

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At 00:01:23,100, Character said: 30 bucks for that?

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At 00:01:26,100, Character said: Oh, s***t. Um, you know what?

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At 00:01:32,490, Character said: Yeah. Totally. I g***t you. You're saving
me. You're saving me. Come on, say hi to

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At 00:01:37,430, Character said: my wife. Yes, yes.

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At 00:01:39,430, Character said: Honey, remember Jack's friend Van?

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At 00:01:42,430, Character said: Oh, hey.

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At 00:01:43,850, Character said: I remember you.

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At 00:01:45,270, Character said: Good to see you again.

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At 00:01:47,810, Character said: Yeah, wow.

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At 00:01:49,890, Character said: No tan lines.

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At 00:01:51,490, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:01:53,590, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, no. Look, I was
going to say happy Mother's Day.

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At 00:01:59,000, Character said: That's so thoughtful of you. It's so
nice to be appreciated by somebody

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At 00:02:03,400, Character said: here. Honey, I g***t big plans for you for
Mother's Day. I promise. I'm going to

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At 00:02:07,780, Character said: take care of it right now.

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At 00:02:09,639, Character said: Van's going to stay here and help you
plant your seeds and flower your garden

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At 00:02:13,880, Character said: and dig your holes.

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At 00:02:15,100, Character said: It'll be so nice to have a man around
here to help me do these things. Thank

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At 00:02:19,520, Character said: you, Van.

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At 00:02:20,320, Character said: You're welcome. No problem. I'll totally
flower some, you know, plant some seeds

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At 00:02:24,740, Character said: and, yeah, dig some holes for sure.

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At 00:02:28,510, Character said: Bye, honey. For sure, man.

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At 00:02:30,810, Character said: All right, brother.

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At 00:02:31,870, Character said: Bye, honey. Have fun.

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At 00:02:32,890, Character said: Uh -huh. I will.

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At 00:02:34,410, Character said: All right. So what do we have going on
here?

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At 00:02:39,110, Character said: Well, these are all little seedlings,
and I need to get them in the ground and

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At 00:02:43,290, Character said: cared for properly. You have to be
gentle with them and make sure they're

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At 00:02:47,470, Character said: there good and deep, and then we have to
water them so that they can grow.

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At 00:02:51,470, Character said: I can do that. Do you have any specific
spots? Just right here? Actually.

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At 00:02:56,200, Character said: Right over here.

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At 00:02:59,240, Character said: Oh, okay, yeah.

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At 00:03:01,100, Character said: So if you want to help me start digging
there, I can. Yeah, I can definitely do

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At 00:03:04,980, Character said: that. Oh, man, this turf is gnarly.

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At 00:03:08,020, Character said: It's really hot.

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At 00:03:09,780, Character said: Is it just me, or is it really hot out
here? It's very, very, very hot.

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At 00:03:16,760, Character said: I think maybe we should go inside and
get some really cold lemonade.

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At 00:03:21,960, Character said: Yeah, lemonade sounds fantastic.

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At 00:03:24,240, Character said: Do you want to help me go inside and
make some lemonade?

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At 00:03:26,820, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:28,320, Character said: Perfect.

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At 00:03:29,920, Character said: Oh, okay.

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At 00:03:42,040, Character said: It's way too hot out there, don't you
think?

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At 00:03:44,300, Character said: Yeah, very hot.

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At 00:03:47,560, Character said: Okay, so I know he had a poker game.

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At 00:03:52,020, Character said: It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to
cover for him. He does this to me all

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At 00:03:55,820, Character said: the time.

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At 00:03:56,580, Character said: And I know he forgot Mother's Day
completely.

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At 00:03:59,240, Character said: No, he totally didn't. Yeah, it's okay.

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At 00:04:02,240, Character said: I'm so used to it.

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At 00:04:04,160, Character said: The good news is you're here.

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At 00:04:06,600, Character said: Right. And he's going to be gone for a
while, so I can actually get exactly

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At 00:04:12,100, Character said: I wanted for Mother's Day.

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At 00:04:13,860, Character said: And that is... Oh.

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At 00:04:18,190, Character said: Like, no lemonade?

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At 00:04:19,570, Character said: No, we don't need that, do we, really?

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At 00:04:21,610, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:23,370, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:04:28,290, Character said: Don't be shy.

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At 00:04:35,390, Character said: I just don't get enough attention.

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At 00:04:40,950, Character said: I can help. You can help. Yeah, I can
help.

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At 00:04:49,930, Character said: Oh, yes, you can.

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At 00:04:52,130, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:05:00,090, Character said: I have

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At 00:05:04,730, Character said: somebody who appreciates me.

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At 00:05:09,230, Character said: Wow,

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At 00:05:10,630, Character said: I'm surprised he doesn't.

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At 00:05:36,200, Character said: Let's see what we have here.

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At 00:06:06,320, Character said: I should get this every Mother's Day.

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At 00:06:10,340, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:06:13,040, Character said: f***k.

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At 00:06:26,440, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:06:30,780, Character said: s***t.

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At 00:06:41,610, Character said: I like how he reacts to me.

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At 00:06:43,710, Character said: Yeah, you like to tease him much.

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At 00:06:46,690, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:07:41,160, Character said: I just don't understand why some men
don't understand that like a garden,

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At 00:07:46,160, Character said: need tending to. Yeah, I don't
understand that either.

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At 00:08:55,920, Character said: We're on the same page.

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At 00:09:33,290, Character said: perfect hawk you have for me.

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At 00:10:12,080, Character said: You have tricks.

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At 00:10:50,920, Character said: Oh my God.

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At 00:10:52,160, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:10:55,200, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:11:00,440, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:11:01,720, Character said: f***k.

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At 00:11:03,460, Character said: What do you want me to do?

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At 00:11:05,860, Character said: I want you to eat my p***y.

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At 00:11:54,210, Character said: Love how you like that p***y.

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At 00:12:05,230, Character said: This is so much better than roses.

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At 00:12:12,050, Character said: I love when you put those lips in your
mouth and pull them in.

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At 00:12:17,490, Character said: Just like that.

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At 00:12:30,000, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:13:07,760, Character said: As long as f***g Jack doesn't find
out.

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At 00:13:10,380, Character said: He's not going to find out. He's off to
school. And I'm not going to worry about

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At 00:13:15,000, Character said: it.

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At 00:13:41,130, Character said: So much bigger than his, too. A weasel.

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At 00:13:44,610, Character said: That's what he forgets for forgetting
about me. Yeah.

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At 00:13:48,110, Character said: Fix that.

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At 00:13:51,850, Character said: Oh, s***t. Oh, my God. My p***y is so
wet. Oh, my God. Yeah.

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At 00:14:00,650, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:14:04,830, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:14:06,550, Character said: I just can't f***g breathe.

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At 00:14:08,150, Character said: Oh, Jesus.

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At 00:14:20,870, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:14:27,490, Character said: I hate it. I

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At 00:14:34,410, Character said: love it.

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At 00:14:36,510, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:14:37,970, Character said: I mean, I think he's up with me.

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At 00:14:56,000, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:18:32,600, Character said: doing those tricks again

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At 00:19:13,739, Character said: Now you guys should get back up on it.
Yes, please.

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At 00:19:24,300, Character said: I ** so bad.

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At 00:19:37,420, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:19:39,180, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:19:43,320, Character said: Yeah. I'm going to study tea. That feels
good.

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At 00:19:48,380, Character said: Uh -huh.

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At 00:20:12,590, Character said: You're taking your time no quickies we
g***t plenty of time

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At 00:22:06,800, Character said: I love it.

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At 00:22:08,200, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:22:11,280, Character said: Oh, wow.

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At 00:22:13,340, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:22:16,680, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:22:21,540, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:22:27,700, Character said: I'm glad you came over today.

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At 00:22:31,640, Character said: Unexpected.

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At 00:24:03,399, Character said: Oh s***t.

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At 00:26:18,890, Character said: It would be so bad.

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At 00:28:31,000, Character said: Yes, please.

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At 00:29:06,390, Character said: That's showing me some appreciation.

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At 00:32:24,752, Character said: F***k.

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At 00:32:28,650, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:32:34,470, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:32:36,650, Character said: s***t.

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At 00:32:38,030, Character said: Oh, you're so good.

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At 00:32:42,250, Character said: You know,

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At 00:32:48,270, Character said: it is Mother's Day, so...

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At 00:32:52,560, Character said: I think you should eat my p***y again.

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At 00:32:56,500, Character said: Yes and yes.

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At 00:36:22,860, Character said: For me.

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At 00:37:46,860, Character said: present ever.

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At 00:37:51,500, Character said: Naughty America.

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At 00:37:53,460, Character said: Nobody does it better.