00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,Naughty America.

00:00:01,980 --> 00:00:05,Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,So, what do we g***t going on here? Well,
look, I promised my wife I would help

00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,with this gardening today.

00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,Right. All right?

00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,I g***t this big poker game. Oh, s***t. I
gotta get in.

00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,All right?

00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:16,Jack is away at school.

00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,Yeah, he is. I mean, if I owe you like
30 bucks, you think you can help my wife

00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,out, plant some seeds, you know?

00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,30 bucks for that?

00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:31,Oh, s***t. Um, you know what?

00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:37,Yeah. Totally. I g***t you. You're saving
me. You're saving me. Come on, say hi to

00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,my wife. Yes, yes.

00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,Honey, remember Jack's friend Van?

00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:43,Oh, hey.

00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:45,I remember you.

00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:46,Good to see you again.

00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:48,Yeah, wow.

00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:51,No tan lines.

00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:52,Nice.

00:01:53,590 --> 00:01:58,Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, no. Look, I was
going to say happy Mother's Day.

00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,That's so thoughtful of you. It's so
nice to be appreciated by somebody

00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:07,here. Honey, I g***t big plans for you for
Mother's Day. I promise. I'm going to

00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:08,take care of it right now.

00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,Van's going to stay here and help you
plant your seeds and flower your garden

00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:14,and dig your holes.

00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:19,It'll be so nice to have a man around
here to help me do these things. Thank

00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,you, Van.

00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,You're welcome. No problem. I'll totally
flower some, you know, plant some seeds

00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,and, yeah, dig some holes for sure.

00:02:28,510 --> 00:02:30,Bye, honey. For sure, man.

00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:31,All right, brother.

00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:32,Bye, honey. Have fun.

00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:33,Uh -huh. I will.

00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:38,All right. So what do we have going on
here?

00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:43,Well, these are all little seedlings,
and I need to get them in the ground and

00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:47,cared for properly. You have to be
gentle with them and make sure they're

00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:51,there good and deep, and then we have to
water them so that they can grow.

00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:55,I can do that. Do you have any specific
spots? Just right here? Actually.

00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,Right over here.

00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,Oh, okay, yeah.

00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:04,So if you want to help me start digging
there, I can. Yeah, I can definitely do

00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:07,that. Oh, man, this turf is gnarly.

00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,It's really hot.

00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:16,Is it just me, or is it really hot out
here? It's very, very, very hot.

00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:21,I think maybe we should go inside and
get some really cold lemonade.

00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,Yeah, lemonade sounds fantastic.

00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,Do you want to help me go inside and
make some lemonade?

00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:27,Yeah.

00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,Perfect.

00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,Oh, okay.

00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,It's way too hot out there, don't you
think?

00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,Yeah, very hot.

00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,Okay, so I know he had a poker game.

00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:55,It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to
cover for him. He does this to me all

00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:56,the time.

00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:58,And I know he forgot Mother's Day
completely.

00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,No, he totally didn't. Yeah, it's okay.

00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,I'm so used to it.

00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,The good news is you're here.

00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:12,Right. And he's going to be gone for a
while, so I can actually get exactly

00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,I wanted for Mother's Day.

00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:17,And that is... Oh.

00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,Like, no lemonade?

00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:21,No, we don't need that, do we, really?

00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:22,Yeah.

00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:24,Oh, my God.

00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,Don't be shy.

00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:39,I just don't get enough attention.

00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:44,I can help. You can help. Yeah, I can
help.

00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:51,Oh, yes, you can.

00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,Oh, s***t.

00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:04,I have

00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:08,somebody who appreciates me.

00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,Wow,

00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:11,I'm surprised he doesn't.

00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,Let's see what we have here.

00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,I should get this every Mother's Day.

00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:11,Oh,

00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:25,f***k.

00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,Oh,

00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:31,s***t.

00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,I like how he reacts to me.

00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:46,Yeah, you like to tease him much.

00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:47,Mm -hmm.

00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:46,I just don't understand why some men
don't understand that like a garden,

00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,need tending to. Yeah, I don't
understand that either.

00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,We're on the same page.

00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:34,perfect hawk you have for me.

00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,You have tricks.

00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,Oh my God.

00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,Yeah.

00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,Oh.

00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,Oh,

00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,f***k.

00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:04,What do you want me to do?

00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,I want you to eat my p***y.

00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:55,Love how you like that p***y.

00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,This is so much better than roses.

00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:15,I love when you put those lips in your
mouth and pull them in.

00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,Just like that.

00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,Mmm.

00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,As long as f***g Jack doesn't find
out.

00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:15,He's not going to find out. He's off to
school. And I'm not going to worry about

00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,it.

00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,So much bigger than his, too. A weasel.

00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,That's what he forgets for forgetting
about me. Yeah.

00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:50,Fix that.

00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:56,Oh, s***t. Oh, my God. My p***y is so
wet. Oh, my God. Yeah.

00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,Oh, s***t.

00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:05,Yeah.

00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:07,I just can't f***g breathe.

00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,Oh, Jesus.

00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,Oh, f***k.

00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:34,I hate it. I

00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,love it.

00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:37,Oh, s***t.

00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:40,I mean, I think he's up with me.

00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,That's it.

00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,doing those tricks again

00:19:13,739 --> 00:19:16,Now you guys should get back up on it.
Yes, please.

00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,I ** so bad.

00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,Oh, s***t.

00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,Oh, s***t.

00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:47,Yeah. I'm going to study tea. That feels
good.

00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,Uh -huh.

00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:17,You're taking your time no quickies we
g***t plenty of time

00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,I love it.

00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,Oh, my God.

00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,Oh, wow.

00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:14,Oh, s***t.

00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,Oh, f***k.

00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,Oh, s***t.

00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,I'm glad you came over today.

00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,Unexpected.

00:24:03,399 --> 00:24:06,Oh s***t.

00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:19,It would be so bad.

00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,Yes, please.

00:29:06,390 --> 00:29:08,That's showing me some appreciation.

00:32:24,752 --> 00:32:25,F***k.

00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:30,Oh, f***k.

00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:35,Oh,

00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:37,s***t.

00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:41,Oh, you're so good.

00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:47,You know,

00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,it is Mother's Day, so...

00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,I think you should eat my p***y again.

00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:01,Yes and yes.

00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:23,For me.

00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:47,present ever.

00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,Naughty America.

00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:57,Nobody does it better.