Fantasy.Island Subtitles

At 00:00:42,913, Character said: Subtitles by explosiveskull
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At 00:01:04,999, Character said: Help!

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At 00:01:28,756, Character said: Help!

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At 00:01:51,211, Character said: Please, please, there's no time.
I've been abducted.

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At 00:01:53,781, Character said: I've been taken
to some crazy island.

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At 00:01:55,783, Character said: I know where you are.

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At 00:01:57,919, Character said: Stay there. I will send help.

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At 00:01:59,486, Character said: Thank you. Thank you so much.

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At 00:02:03,390, Character said: You have to hurry, you have
to hurry, you have to hurry.

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At 00:02:06,126, Character said: It will all be fine,
Mrs. Maddison.

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At 00:02:09,697, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:02:12,066, Character said: How do you know my name?

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At 00:02:13,400, Character said: You are one of my guests.

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At 00:02:26,781, Character said: No, no, no! No!

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At 00:02:29,449, Character said: No! No! No, stop!

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At 00:02:32,419, Character said: Let go of me!
Let me go! Let me go!

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At 00:02:38,291, Character said: Please let me go!

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At 00:02:58,513, Character said: The plane.

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At 00:03:23,805, Character said: Mr. Roarke, the plane.

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At 00:03:26,239, Character said: It's here.

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At 00:03:41,122, Character said: Smiles, everyone.

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At 00:03:43,858, Character said: Smiles.

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At 00:03:50,698, Character said: Well...

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At 00:03:53,101, Character said: this place doesn't s***k.

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At 00:04:00,608, Character said: YO...

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At 00:04:02,677, Character said: - LO!
- Ha-ha-ha!

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At 00:04:04,712, Character said: Oh, my... Unh!

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At 00:04:06,914, Character said: - This is crazy.
- Thanks.

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At 00:04:09,851, Character said: - Free flower necklaces.
- Ooh, welcome drinks.

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At 00:04:12,486, Character said: Ha, let's get lei'd!

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At 00:04:16,524, Character said: Here, let me give you a hand.

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At 00:04:18,559, Character said: - I'm okay.
- No, no, come on. I insist.

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At 00:04:21,162, Character said: - Oh!
- Ha, ha!

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At 00:04:22,730, Character said: It was so loud in there.
I'm Patrick.

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At 00:04:25,032, Character said: - I'm Gwen. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

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At 00:04:27,434, Character said: Welcome to Fantasy Island.

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At 00:04:29,804, Character said: And congratulations to each
of you on winning the contest.

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At 00:04:32,974, Character said: This weekend,
you will be our VIPs.

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At 00:04:35,143, Character said: In return, all we ask

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At 00:04:37,044, Character said: is that you brag
about us online

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At 00:04:39,046, Character said: - when you get home.
- Marketing 101.

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At 00:04:40,882, Character said: I'm Julia,
the personal assistant

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At 00:04:42,884, Character said: to your host, Mr. Roarke.

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At 00:04:44,417, Character said: Yeah, what's his story?

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At 00:04:45,887, Character said: I couldn't begin to tell you.

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At 00:04:47,354, Character said: I heard Roarke's family
bought this island

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At 00:04:49,422, Character said: from the natives 200 years ago
for six cases of rum.

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At 00:04:52,193, Character said: I heard that he was
an angel investor in the '90s

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At 00:04:55,229, Character said: and g***t bored
with Silicon Valley.

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At 00:04:57,131, Character said: And opened an amusement park?

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At 00:04:58,933, Character said: Trust me, the island
is so much more.

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At 00:05:01,235, Character said: Here, anything and everything
is possible.

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At 00:05:04,105, Character said: Oh, yes. Unh!

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At 00:05:05,573, Character said: You guys high-five a lot?

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At 00:05:07,340, Character said: - All the time.
- All the time, baby.

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At 00:05:08,976, Character said: - Wow.
- Mr. Roarke is making

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At 00:05:10,645, Character said: final preparations.
He will meet you in the bar

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At 00:05:12,980, Character said: for an evening drink.
In the meantime,

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At 00:05:14,882, Character said: we will take you to your rooms,

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At 00:05:16,717, Character said: so you may change
and freshen up.

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At 00:05:19,620, Character said: No service.

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At 00:05:21,321, Character said: Guess not everything's possible.

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At 00:05:32,166, Character said: Gentlemen, I'll ask
you to wait at the bar.

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At 00:05:34,602, Character said: Your quarters will be
ready shortly.

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At 00:05:36,871, Character said: And the rest of you,
please follow me.

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At 00:05:39,040, Character said: Your bungalows are this way.

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At 00:05:40,575, Character said: - Dude!
- Ha!

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At 00:05:42,442, Character said: This is... Wow, I can't believe
you get to bring me.

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At 00:05:45,580, Character said: Come on. It wouldn't be
a dream vacay

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At 00:05:47,414, Character said: without my baby bro.
Right? Oh!

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At 00:06:03,231, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:06:04,799, Character said: Here you go.

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At 00:06:06,366, Character said: There's no need for money here.

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At 00:06:17,678, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:06:42,003, Character said: Wow. Is this just for me?

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At 00:06:45,339, Character said: Well, it's called
Fantasy Island for a reason.

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At 00:06:48,542, Character said: A place where anything

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At 00:06:49,844, Character said: and everything is
possible, you said.

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At 00:06:53,080, Character said: What you didn't say is how.

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At 00:06:55,716, Character said: Mr. Roarke tailors each fantasy
specifically to the guest.

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At 00:06:59,320, Character said: Based on
a one-page questionnaire?

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At 00:07:00,955, Character said: I will confess,
I'm relatively new here.

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At 00:07:03,791, Character said: So how Mr. Roarke does
what he does

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At 00:07:06,394, Character said: is as much a mystery to me
as it is to you.

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At 00:07:10,798, Character said: What I do know...

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At 00:07:14,535, Character said: is that your life is about
to change forever.

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At 00:07:21,709, Character said: I hope you're ready.

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At 00:08:47,828, Character said: - Here you are.
- I will take two of those.

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At 00:08:49,797, Character said: - Thank you.
- Oh, great. I need a drink.

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At 00:08:52,400, Character said: Mm, sorry, I'm double-fisting.

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At 00:08:55,403, Character said: Mm, uh, can we talk
to Mr. Roarke, please?

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At 00:08:57,538, Character said: We still don't have our rooms.
Sir? Hello?

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At 00:09:00,041, Character said: Hey, my brother's talking
to you.

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At 00:09:01,842, Character said: - I'm his brother. Hello?
- Wait.

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At 00:09:03,512, Character said: You guys are actually brothers?

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At 00:09:05,112, Character said: Oh, you think because
we're different colors

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At 00:09:07,281, Character said: - we can't be brothers?
- Wow.

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At 00:09:08,549, Character said: - Dude, racist much?
- No. I mean...

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At 00:09:11,752, Character said: - What's up?
- What do you mean?

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At 00:09:13,387, Character said: - Come on.
- You don't like Asians?

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At 00:09:14,889, Character said: - Why do you hate Asians?
- That's not what I said.

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At 00:09:17,224, Character said: Verbatim what you said.
You g***t a racist haircut.

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At 00:09:22,663, Character said: - Look at his face.
- I'm just joking, man. No.

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At 00:09:25,166, Character said: My dad married his mom

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At 00:09:26,501, Character said: when this little dude
was still in Pampers.

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At 00:09:28,636, Character said: - I'm JD. You can call him "T."
- Dude.

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At 00:09:31,672, Character said: - What?
- We talked about this.

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At 00:09:33,207, Character said: - Whatever.
- College nickname.

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At 00:09:34,775, Character said: - "Brax" is fine.
- Patrick. Nice to meet you guys.

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At 00:09:37,445, Character said: You boys can always take
Patrick's bungalow

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At 00:09:39,613, Character said: and he can "bungalow" with me.

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At 00:09:42,716, Character said: I'm Melanie. I don't think
we had a chance to meet.

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At 00:09:45,653, Character said: - It was pretty noisy.
- I can get pretty noisy.

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At 00:09:47,955, Character said: - D***n.
- You are forward, Melanie.

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At 00:09:51,192, Character said: You have no idea, Patrick.

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At 00:09:54,028, Character said: So, what's your fantasy?

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At 00:09:58,399, Character said: Oh, that's a question
for the room.

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At 00:10:02,036, Character said: I'm curious how this all works.

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At 00:10:03,637, Character said: I was wondering that myself.

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At 00:10:05,072, Character said: Virtual reality,
obviously.

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At 00:10:06,774, Character said: Maybe it's like LARP,
live-action role-playing.

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At 00:10:09,210, Character said: It's actually pretty fun.

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At 00:10:11,779, Character said: So I've heard.

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At 00:10:12,780, Character said: From, like, dorks. Heh.

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At 00:10:15,182, Character said: - You saved it.
- Thank you.

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At 00:10:16,350, Character said: I bet he's right. It's gotta be

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At 00:10:17,918, Character said: some sort
of immersive experience.

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At 00:10:19,620, Character said: What if your fantasy involves
a person from your life?

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At 00:10:22,256, Character said: Holograms, like Tupac.

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At 00:10:24,358, Character said: - What if it's somebody who died?
- Tupac.

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At 00:10:26,861, Character said: I saw on Reddit
that the guy pumps the drinks

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At 00:10:29,096, Character said: with tons of hallucinogens.
Crazy.

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At 00:10:34,135, Character said: I promise,

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At 00:10:35,870, Character said: the only thing in those drinks

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At 00:10:37,838, Character said: is the finest imported rum.

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At 00:10:40,141, Character said: Good evening. I ** Mr. Roarke,

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At 00:10:41,909, Character said: the ambassador
to your deepest desires.

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At 00:10:44,078, Character said: Let me officially welcome you
to Fantasy Island.

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At 00:10:47,181, Character said: - Hey, hey!
- Yeah!

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At 00:10:48,482, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Roarke.

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At 00:10:49,618, Character said: We were...