The Nanny S01E24 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,483, Character said: [♪♪♪]

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At 00:00:08,266, Character said: [SIGHS]
[SIGHS]

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At 00:00:12,433, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:00:14,416, Character said: CHILDREN [SCREAMING]:
Fran!

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At 00:00:15,450, Character said: MAXWELL:
Niles!

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At 00:00:17,266, Character said: Was it as good for you
as it was for me?

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At 00:00:22,830, Character said: Actually, Niles,
I was faking it.
Hm.

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At 00:00:27,300, Character said: Hi, Fran.

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At 00:00:28,350, Character said: Oh, hi, sweetie.

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At 00:00:30,166, Character said: See some of the kids are going
to the Hamptons for the
weekend.

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At 00:00:32,400, Character said: Oh, great.

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At 00:00:34,216, Character said: Will there be boys there?

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At 00:00:35,433, Character said: Um, maybe a few.

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At 00:00:37,400, Character said: Fun. Parents?

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At 00:00:39,350, Character said: Ah, who cares?

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At 00:00:41,500, Character said: They'll just get
in the way anyway.

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At 00:00:42,216, Character said: [BOTH CHUCKLE]

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At 00:00:43,400, Character said: Go, have a blast.

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At 00:00:45,100, Character said: We don't even
have to tell your father.

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At 00:00:47,300, Character said: Really?

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At 00:00:49,150, Character said: Oh, sure.
And when I'm fired,
and you're in the
convent,

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At 00:00:51,333, Character said: we'll write each
other
letters...

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At 00:00:52,466, Character said: [SNAPS]
...and laugh about this.

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At 00:00:56,233, Character said: But, Maxwell,

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At 00:00:57,316, Character said: how can you say no
to working with
Philipe?

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At 00:01:00,116, Character said: He's an avant-garde
genius.

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At 00:01:02,350, Character said: Guilty as charged.

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At 00:01:04,133, Character said: And I've put a new
twist
on the tragedy.

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At 00:01:06,433, Character said: We follow
Romeo and Juliet to heaven

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At 00:01:10,133, Character said: and have a happy ending.

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At 00:01:12,330, Character said: You're rewriting
one of the greatest
love stories of all time?

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At 00:01:15,166, Character said: We're adding
a few scenes.

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At 00:01:17,000, Character said: But we're
taking out
others.

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At 00:01:18,183, Character said: [SCOFFS]

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At 00:01:19,416, Character said: Which ones?

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At 00:01:20,483, Character said: The ones
that don't
work.

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At 00:01:23,330, Character said: Well, I'm
sorry,
Philipe,

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At 00:01:24,316, Character said: but we British have a thing
about mutilating
Shakespeare.

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At 00:01:27,150, Character said: The Queen comes and
hits you with her
purse.

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At 00:01:30,416, Character said: But I bet you have
a big name to star.

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At 00:01:32,366, Character said: I'm looking
for
an unknown.

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At 00:01:34,300, Character said: A fresh face
with a unique voice.

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At 00:01:37,116, Character said: FRAN:
It's in the medicine chest!

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At 00:01:42,100, Character said: Between the corn pads
and the Monistat 7!

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At 00:01:47,283, Character said: I've found my Juliet!

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At 00:01:50,166, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:53,300, Character said: [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:01:56,160, Character said: ♪♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪♪

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At 00:01:57,383, Character said: ♪♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪♪

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At 00:01:59,183, Character said: ♪♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪♪

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At 00:02:00,450, Character said: ♪♪ In one of
Those crushing scenes ♪♪

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At 00:02:02,233, Character said: ♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

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At 00:02:04,000, Character said: ♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

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At 00:02:07,330, Character said: ♪♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪♪

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At 00:02:08,316, Character said: ♪♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪♪

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At 00:02:10,660, Character said: ♪♪ She was there
To sell makeup ♪♪

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At 00:02:11,183, Character said: ♪♪ But the father saw more ♪♪

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At 00:02:12,383, Character said: ♪♪ She had style
She had flair ♪♪

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At 00:02:13,400, Character said: ♪♪ She was there ♪♪

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At 00:02:15,150, Character said: ♪♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪♪

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At 00:02:18,330, Character said: ♪♪ Who would have guessed that
The girl we've described

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At 00:02:20,483, Character said: ♪♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed?
♪♪

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At 00:02:23,216, Character said: ♪♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪♪

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At 00:02:24,333, Character said: ♪♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪♪

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At 00:02:26,660, Character said: ♪♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪♪

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At 00:02:27,316, Character said: ♪♪ Such joie de vivre ♪♪

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At 00:02:28,416, Character said: ♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

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At 00:02:30,216, Character said: ♪♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪♪

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At 00:02:34,500, Character said: ♪♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪♪

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At 00:02:36,250, Character said: ♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪

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At 00:02:45,283, Character said: Can you imagine anything

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At 00:02:46,383, Character said: more ridiculous
than me doing Shakespeare?

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At 00:02:50,183, Character said: Well, yes.
People paying to see
it.

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At 00:02:52,200, Character said: [LAUGHS]

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At 00:02:54,283, Character said: Hah-ha.

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At 00:02:56,160, Character said: I'll have you know,
that in high school,

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At 00:02:58,100, Character said: I played the Reverend
Mother
in The Sound of Music.

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At 00:03:01,166, Character said: I put a low, scooped neck
into my nun's habit,

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At 00:03:04,166, Character said: and those hills were alive.

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At 00:03:06,330, Character said: [SNAPS]
[MAXWELL
CHUCKLES]

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At 00:03:09,333, Character said: We did The Sound of Music.

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At 00:03:11,183, Character said: I played the Baroness.

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At 00:03:14,450, Character said: It was an all-boys school.

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At 00:03:17,316, Character said: Thank God I didn't
play the guitar.

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At 00:03:19,100, Character said: I would have been Maria.

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At 00:03:21,200, Character said: Fran, you can't be
in the play.

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At 00:03:22,416, Character said: Yeah, who would do our laundry?

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At 00:03:24,500, Character said: Clean our room?

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At 00:03:25,150, Character said: Wait on us hand and foot?

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At 00:03:26,283, Character said: Well, the same person
that always does.

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At 00:03:28,300, Character said: Niles.
Hm.

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At 00:03:30,233, Character said: Besides, if I do it,

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At 00:03:31,350, Character said: it would only be
for a couple of weeks.

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At 00:03:33,400, Character said: Actually, I could rehearse
while the kids are at school.

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At 00:03:37,133, Character said: I think not.

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At 00:03:38,383, Character said: Why think you not?

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At 00:03:40,200, Character said: I could use a life
outside of this house.

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At 00:03:42,416, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:03:44,133, Character said: Which is why you should
let me go to the Hamptons.

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At 00:03:46,000, Character said: Uh, nice try.

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At 00:03:47,183, Character said: Forget it.

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At 00:03:48,283, Character said: Miss Fine, taking care
of the children

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At 00:03:50,660, Character said: is a full-time job.

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At 00:03:51,283, Character said: Oh, and I suppose
it was my idea to have three?

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At 00:03:55,450, Character said: What you do in your spare time
is entirely your own affair.

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At 00:03:58,500, Character said: I'm simply trying to protect you

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At 00:03:59,300, Character said: from having an embarrassing
theatrical experience.

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At 00:04:02,330, Character said: We know what that's like,
don't we, sir?

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At 00:04:06,330, Character said: You know, if some people
aren't a little more
supportive,

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At 00:04:10,660, Character said: I might omit them
from my Oscar speech.

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At 00:04:13,333, Character said: Tony, Miss Fine.
You'd win a
Tony,
not an Oscar.

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At 00:04:16,500, Character said: Actually, for
an off-Broadway
performance,

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At 00:04:17,250, Character said: Miss Fine
would win the Obie.

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At 00:04:18,450, Character said: She's not going
to win anything.

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At 00:04:21,183, Character said: Well, thank you
for that vote of confidence.

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At 00:04:24,300, Character said: That's it, I'm playing Juliet.

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At 00:04:26,200, Character said: And nothing
is going to stop me.

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At 00:04:28,300, Character said: And I'm going
to the Hamptons--

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At 00:04:29,483, Character said: Sit down, Margaret.

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At 00:04:33,000, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:41,450, Character said: Okay, Niles,
will you play Romeo?

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At 00:04:44,283, Character said: Isn't he too old?

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At 00:04:48,366, Character said: Well, actually,
Juliet's supposed to be my
age,

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At 00:04:50,483, Character said: so it's not
like Fran's...

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At 00:04:55,660, Character said: not perfect for the role.

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At 00:04:57,133, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:04:58,416, Character said: I warn you, my acting prowess
may blow you off the stage.

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At 00:05:01,283, Character said: They're still talking
about my Baroness.

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At 00:05:04,133, Character said: I can't stop
thinking about
it,

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At 00:05:05,433, Character said: and I didn't
even
see it.

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At 00:05:08,183, Character said: And I spent my summers
in Stratford-upon-Avon.

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At 00:05:11,266, Character said: I spent my summers
selling Avon.

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At 00:05:17,416, Character said: Oh, she doth teach
the torches to burn bright.

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At 00:05:20,350, Character said: It seems she hangs upon
the cheek of night.
Niles.

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At 00:05:22,450, Character said: Niles...
What?

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At 00:05:24,350, Character said: Don't I come in here somewhere?

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At 00:05:26,660, Character said: Anon. Anon.

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At 00:05:27,100, Character said: Beauty too rich
for youth but a--

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At 00:05:29,216, Character said: All right. Back
off,
Baroness.

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At 00:05:31,116, Character said: And by the way,

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At 00:05:32,216, Character said: you're supposed to
dust the scenery,

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At 00:05:34,000, Character said: not chew it.

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At 00:05:35,166, Character said: Well, pity.
Show me how it's done,
Mistress Fine.

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At 00:05:37,300, Character said: Well, I will if you'll
just "shut-y uppeth."

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At 00:05:42,400, Character said: All for a falconer's voice

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At 00:05:45,100, Character said: to lure this tasseled
Gentile back again.

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At 00:05:52,316, Character said: It's gentle, not Gentile.

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At 00:05:56,366, Character said: How the hell should I know?

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At 00:05:57,433, Character said: Did I look down his tights?

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At 00:06:03,233, Character said: I still can't...