Twisted Metal -megusta S02E11 Subtitles

At 00:00:18,060, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:00:19,130, Character said: You guys are so dramatic.

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At 00:00:30,310, Character said: I heard you were sneaking around our gate.

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At 00:00:33,790, Character said: Trying to find a way out, eh?

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At 00:00:36,130, Character said: Cute.

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At 00:00:38,580, Character said: Grab a seat.

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At 00:00:39,720, Character said: I insist.

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At 00:00:43,580, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:00:46,750, Character said: You know,

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At 00:00:48,100, Character said: this gun was handcrafted

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At 00:00:50,650, Character said: in 1862 during the American Civil War,

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At 00:00:54,060, Character said: designed specifically for dueling,

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At 00:00:57,240, Character said: when things get up close and personal,

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At 00:00:59,680, Character said: when you're at war with your neighbor.

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At 00:01:01,680, Character said: Hmm, the bullets are tiny. Don't do s***t.

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At 00:01:04,480, Character said: I could say the same about you.

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At 00:01:07,340, Character said: And I'm surprised you'd leave us.

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At 00:01:10,310, Character said: I thought for sure you'd want to watch

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At 00:01:11,650, Character said: your friends in the final round.

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At 00:01:13,200, Character said: Those losers aren't my friends.

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At 00:01:15,510, Character said: F***k them, and f***k you, you weirdo.

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At 00:01:18,130, Character said: I just want to get out of here.

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At 00:01:19,310, Character said: You are delightful.

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At 00:01:21,960, Character said: And I would wish you bon voyage,

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At 00:01:26,170, Character said: but you g***t a peek at something you shouldn't have.

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At 00:01:31,860, Character said: I didn't see anything.

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At 00:01:33,860, Character said: Good. There was nothing to see.

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At 00:01:36,510, Character said: Maybe that's why I didn't see it.

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At 00:01:38,170, Character said: - See what? - Exactly.

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At 00:01:43,820, Character said: Oh, and if it's all the same,

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At 00:01:45,170, Character said: I'd like to have you as my guest for the final round.

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At 00:01:49,000, Character said: Just to be safe.

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At 00:01:54,000, Character said: It'd be my f***g pleasure.

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At 00:01:57,820, Character said: Wunderbar.

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At 00:02:02,310, Character said: Rise and shine.

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At 00:02:03,890, Character said: The final round of the tournament is here.

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At 00:02:06,370, Character said: in honor of your last morning as my guests,

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At 00:02:09,270, Character said: I've arranged a special treat.

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At 00:02:12,790, Character said: Who loves breakfast?

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At 00:02:18,240, Character said: All righty.

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At 00:02:19,440, Character said: Let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one.

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At 00:02:21,060, Character said: On the second one, let's go a little more intercontinental.

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At 00:02:23,860, Character said: Let's do mushies, feta, oh, and is that pesto?

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At 00:02:26,650, Character said: Oh, yeah, let's do that.

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At 00:02:28,240, Character said: - And for you? - Cheese.

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At 00:02:30,410, Character said: Not so much to say

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At 00:02:32,750, Character said: now that all your little buddies are gone, huh?

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At 00:02:34,410, Character said: I can make new buddies.

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At 00:02:36,860, Character said: But you only had one, and now it's gone.

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At 00:02:41,890, Character said: Harold would want me to kill you,

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At 00:02:44,030, Character said: and I will in his honor.

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At 00:02:48,550, Character said: God, you're a fool.

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At 00:02:51,580, Character said: You've had it in for me

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At 00:02:53,030, Character said: ever since I came to Blackfield.

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At 00:02:54,510, Character said: Blackfield was my asylum.

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At 00:02:56,680, Character said: I was the most popular murderer.

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At 00:02:58,370, Character said: And then you show up

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At 00:02:59,510, Character said: like king s***t of f***k mountain.

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At 00:03:01,480, Character said: Nobody steals my spotlight.

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At 00:03:04,130, Character said: Oh, I'm going to be stealing a lot more than that

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At 00:03:06,270, Character said: when this is all said and done.

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At 00:03:08,170, Character said: It's gonna be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground.

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At 00:03:11,480, Character said: Yeah, I bet you think you're going to s***k me inside of you.

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At 00:03:14,000, Character said: And I'm telling you right now, it ain't happening.

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At 00:03:16,270, Character said: I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead!

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At 00:03:18,750, Character said: - Your omelet, sir.

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At 00:03:20,650, Character said: Ooh, is that a salsa bar?

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At 00:03:23,720, Character said: Me llamo hungry. Olé!

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At 00:03:38,310, Character said: Are people aware of how much better

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At 00:03:40,060, Character said: s***x in a bed is?

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At 00:03:41,480, Character said: We--Should we tell them?

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At 00:03:43,620, Character said: All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in Roadkill.

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At 00:03:50,750, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:03:59,580, Character said: Hey, where are you going?

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At 00:04:02,650, Character said: Come back. For all we know,

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At 00:04:04,550, Character said: the tournament could start tomorrow.

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At 00:04:06,340, Character said: You should try and relax.

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At 00:04:07,890, Character said: I just need to be ready.

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At 00:04:12,200, Character said: I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff.

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At 00:04:14,370, Character said: Yeah, my stomach is all twisted too.

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At 00:04:20,960, Character said: Look, if you're worried we're not going to win--

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At 00:04:22,680, Character said: It's not that.

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At 00:04:24,890, Character said: I'm worried what it'll take to win.

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At 00:04:28,240, Character said: We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us.

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At 00:04:31,930, Character said: That's what makes your wish--

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At 00:04:34,000, Character said: Our wish worth it.

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At 00:04:38,820, Character said: But if we both make it through this--

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At 00:04:40,200, Character said: John, if we both make it,

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At 00:04:43,340, Character said: that means we each g***t to get through Raven

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At 00:04:46,820, Character said: and Sweet Tooth and Grimm.

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At 00:04:48,890, Character said: - I know it sounds impossible. - That's putting it lightly.

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At 00:04:51,370, Character said: - The odds are against us. - F***k the odds.

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At 00:04:54,930, Character said: We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore.

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At 00:05:00,060, Character said: That's all we can do.

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At 00:05:02,410, Character said: All right?

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At 00:05:04,510, Character said: We keep fighting.

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At 00:05:07,550, Character said: Hmm, I notice you didn't mention Mike or Stu.

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At 00:05:11,000, Character said: Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win.

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At 00:05:38,750, Character said: We're almost at the finish line.

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At 00:05:57,270, Character said: This is it.

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At 00:05:59,580, Character said: It's all I g***t left of Dave.

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At 00:06:08,680, Character said: He was simple,

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At 00:06:10,340, Character said: but also complex, you know?

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At 00:06:14,860, Character said: Anyway, may his soul rest as he lived,

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At 00:06:18,680, Character said: chill as hell.

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At 00:06:23,550, Character said: - Are you sure? - Yes.

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At 00:06:26,030, Character said: It's the only way

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At 00:06:28,170, Character said: You do it.

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At 00:06:30,060, Character said: I'm not strong enough.

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At 00:06:36,680, Character said: It's done now.

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At 00:06:49,860, Character said: I know Dave was an eater of man.

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At 00:06:53,440, Character said: He probably would have eaten my a***s, too.

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At 00:06:57,410, Character said: When I was alone out there, man, he--

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At 00:07:01,410, Character said: he had my back.

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At 00:07:03,060, Character said: I should have come back for you.

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At 00:07:05,960, Character said: I was a coward.

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At 00:07:08,240, Character said: My best friend was probably murdered,

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At 00:07:10,060, Character said: and I just sat there and let it happen.

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At 00:07:14,580, Character said: Never again, dude.

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At 00:07:17,440, Character said: I'd f***g die for you, Mike.

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At 00:07:19,820, Character said: I won't lose you again.

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At 00:07:23,170, Character said: We ain't dying today.

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At 00:07:25,200, Character said: We're gonna go get that wish.

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At 00:07:26,860, Character said: Hell yeah we are.

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At 00:07:30,930, Character said: - F***k you! - Bring it here, man.

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At 00:07:35,790, Character said: - Sorry. - It's okay.

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At 00:07:37,240, Character said: - I love you, bro. - I love you too.

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At 00:07:39,060, Character said: We need to let May down easy.

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At 00:07:41,200, Character said: She assumes she's coming with us.

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At 00:07:42,750, Character said: Right. That's why I'm saying if you break it to her easy,

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At 00:07:44,750, Character said: she might be more chill.

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At 00:07:46,200, Character said: Okay. She won't, but you'll listen to you.

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At 00:07:48,750, Character said: - She looks up to you. - Yes, I know.

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At 00:07:50,130, Character said: That's because I'm the cool friend.

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At 00:07:51,440, Character said: You're more of, like, an authority figure,

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At 00:07:53,270, Character said: like a dad.

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At 00:07:54,440, Character said: I do not give off dad vibes.

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At 00:07:57,270, Character said: Says the man who grunts when he stands up.

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At 00:07:59,580, Character said: Oh, my back, my back.

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At 00:08:01,480, Character said: Okay, all right, Rochambeau for it. Ready?

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At 00:08:08,200, Character said: What the hell is that?

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At 00:08:09,440, Character said: It's a gun.

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At 00:08:10,650, Character said: Gun beats tire. Tire beats road.

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At 00:08:13,240, Character said: No, that's not how you play.

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At 00:08:15,510, Character said: Also, rock crushes gun. I win!...