Faithless May Eng S02E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: - CORMAC: Who is that?
- That's Stephen.

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At 00:00:01,520, Character said: 'Experiencing erectile dysfunction
is not uncommon.'

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At 00:00:04,600, Character said: 'Hey, Jesus! Watch your back.'

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At 00:00:06,000, Character said: - Have you seen the trailer?
- Yeah.

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At 00:00:07,480, Character said: - They're destroying me.
- Don't look.

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At 00:00:09,320, Character said: What is this yoke?

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At 00:00:10,440, Character said: Maybe I'll go back to Belfast.

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At 00:00:12,320, Character said: Dog!

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At 00:00:17,640, Character said: Nancy, Uncle Gamal
will drop you home tomorrow.

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At 00:00:21,800, Character said: Yes, I will feed Lottie.
Just enjoy your sleepover, OK?

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At 00:00:26,640, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:28,800, Character said: I love you, too. OK, bye-bye.

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At 00:00:31,280, Character said: Yeah, bye-bye-bye.

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At 00:00:33,800, Character said: She's very cute.

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At 00:00:35,680, Character said: - What are you all tarted up for?
- CORMAC: Did you not hear?

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At 00:00:38,400, Character said: Miss Malone's giving Sammie-boy
some grinds at hers today. S***y time!

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At 00:00:43,080, Character said: I never said that.

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At 00:00:44,840, Character said: - Did she invite you to hers for brunch?
- That doesn't mean she wants...

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At 00:00:48,160, Character said: S***x? That's exactly what it meant!

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At 00:00:50,160, Character said: No, it doesn't.

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At 00:00:54,360, Character said: - Hm?
- S***y time.

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At 00:00:56,520, Character said: - What are you doing?
- Tracking Mam. Look, she's in Belfast.

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At 00:01:00,160, Character said: Probably with Stephen.

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At 00:01:02,320, Character said: How Norman Bates of you!

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At 00:01:05,040, Character said: - I meant, what are you doing?
- It's the new contract for my job, pal.

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At 00:01:09,080, Character said: I put you down as next of kin.
Who's your next of kin?

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At 00:01:11,400, Character said: Huh! Hello? Obviously, it's me.

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At 00:01:13,920, Character said: First of all, I'm a father,

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At 00:01:15,920, Character said: and secondly, culturally,
I'm way more responsible than you.

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At 00:01:18,480, Character said: Zein, I'm way more responsible
than you, and I'm liquid,

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At 00:01:21,880, Character said: so I can actually afford to be cultural.

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At 00:01:23,960, Character said: Just so you know, Sammie, I'd take them
back to Marrakesh every year.

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At 00:01:27,160, Character said: Aw, that's very comforting.

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At 00:01:28,640, Character said: - Marrakesh is in Morocco not Egypt.
- Morocco-Egypt?

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At 00:01:31,400, Character said: - (PHONE CHIMES)
- It's all Sahara and sunshine, Sammie.

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At 00:01:33,680, Character said: You seriously going to let this racist
raise your children? As for responsible!

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At 00:01:36,880, Character said: The guy who faked an appendix so he could
break up with his girlfriends over text?

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At 00:01:40,440, Character said: I'm not good with face-to-face
confrontation. Sammie...

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At 00:01:43,120, Character said: Cormac, neither of you are gonna be
my next of kin, OK?

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At 00:01:46,200, Character said: - You messed up...
- Stop, stop! Stop.

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At 00:01:49,160, Character said: - That was you...
- Stop! Chloe wants to meet now.

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At 00:01:52,920, Character said: - Urgently.
- Did we get a deal?

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At 00:01:55,640, Character said: No, no! It's more of her bullshit.
Zein, please don't stress me out now.

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At 00:02:00,640, Character said: You've g***t your Crown Of Thorns
premiere today. Is that not good news?

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At 00:02:04,880, Character said: It premiered last night, reviews are in
today. It's obviously going to get panned.

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At 00:02:08,080, Character said: That's why I need Chloe
to sell our script.

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At 00:02:10,200, Character said: That's why I need Chloe to sell MY script.

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At 00:02:14,160, Character said: I'm gonna have to reschedule Leslie.

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At 00:02:15,840, Character said: No, you can't cancel Miss Malone, Sammie.
S***y time.

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At 00:02:20,480, Character said: Arcane Actor's Sanctum?
Why does that sound familiar?

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At 00:02:23,520, Character said: It's the retreat thing
that Lina and Bear have gone to.

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At 00:02:27,280, Character said: What have I said about your phone
first thing in the morning?

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At 00:02:29,800, Character said: - Bawbaw, it's the weekend.
- Give me that!

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At 00:02:31,440, Character said: God, you're such a hypocrite!
You're always on your phone to that woman.

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At 00:02:34,800, Character said: Be very careful.

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At 00:02:36,720, Character said: LAYLA: You see my phone
but you're blind to everything else.

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At 00:02:39,000, Character said: Lina's in the woods doing God knows what
with that clown.

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At 00:02:41,360, Character said: Don't even get me started on Nancy's hat.
As for Cormac tracking his mum.

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At 00:02:46,000, Character said: - But no it's my phone that's the problem.
- Sorry to interrupt.

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At 00:02:49,160, Character said: You are grounded and you're not getting
your phone for a week.

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At 00:02:53,280, Character said: Please, carry on. Where were you?

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At 00:02:55,440, Character said: Yeah, that's what I thought. Walk it off.

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At 00:02:58,240, Character said: Walk it off.

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At 00:03:00,760, Character said: Happy Saturday.

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At 00:03:26,800, Character said: TEACHER: Go into some sun salutations

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At 00:03:28,920, Character said: to show our gratitude
for the life-giving qualities of the sun.

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At 00:03:32,080, Character said: Inhale, bring your arms up ahead.

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At 00:03:36,360, Character said: Exhale, forward fold.

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At 00:03:39,240, Character said: Bend your knees.

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At 00:03:45,560, Character said: Left leg goes back in space.

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At 00:03:47,840, Character said: OK, so, rejig this
and the top of scene three.

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At 00:03:53,600, Character said: And I will get this version
over to Sebastian today.

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At 00:03:57,920, Character said: These fuckers don't know what they want
until I show them.

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At 00:04:02,720, Character said: - Trust me.
- Please.

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At 00:04:06,440, Character said: Problem?

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At 00:04:08,520, Character said: Nothing, just doesn't seem as urgent
as you made out.

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At 00:04:13,400, Character said: - Doesn't matter, sorry.
- Does it not?

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At 00:04:15,720, Character said: No, come on. I swallow, you spit.
So, spit.

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At 00:04:20,160, Character said: I know you like to joke and all,
but some of the things you say.

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At 00:04:24,880, Character said: Makes me feel a bit... uncomfortable.

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At 00:04:28,240, Character said: Ssh, Sam.

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At 00:04:31,480, Character said: Just let me get this.

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At 00:04:34,480, Character said: Because of the things I've joked about,

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At 00:04:37,560, Character said: it's making you feel undermined?

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At 00:04:41,800, Character said: Like I'm picking on you
through sexual harassment?

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At 00:04:45,080, Character said: - ** I getting all this right?
- OK, well...

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At 00:04:48,840, Character said: - Maybe I'm a bit sensitive.
- Sam...

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At 00:04:52,440, Character said: You need to toughen up.
I ** a multi-award-winning producer.

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At 00:04:57,440, Character said: You're blessed to be in bed with me,
whatever way you want to take that.

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At 00:05:02,360, Character said: Think about how lucky you are.
And look at me.

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At 00:05:06,160, Character said: I do reformer Pilates five days a week.
I'm flawless.

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At 00:05:09,600, Character said: - I've g***t a puss-tache.
- I don't know what that is.

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At 00:05:12,200, Character said: You should be jumping up and down
and singing

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At 00:05:14,320, Character said: like you're on the yellow brick
f***g road.

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At 00:05:16,520, Character said: - OK, Chloe, I don't want a big fight.
- OK, OK, whatever. I consent.

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At 00:05:23,120, Character said: - I don't consent.
- Do you want to make Islam Dunk or not?

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At 00:05:27,720, Character said: Listen to me, you will do what I say
in and out of work.

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At 00:05:32,920, Character said: Period.

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At 00:05:34,520, Character said: If I asked you to go down
and yodel in my valley,

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At 00:05:37,840, Character said: you'll look up at me and smile
and sing your f***g lungs out.

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At 00:05:44,320, Character said: You need to have a good think

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At 00:05:46,160, Character said: about how and if you want to continue.

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At 00:05:54,200, Character said: Have a great weekend.

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At 00:05:58,280, Character said: Move!

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At 00:06:05,280, Character said: BEAR: 'Wow! I'm in.'

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At 00:06:06,720, Character said: - I ate that up!
- (WIND CHIMES)

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At 00:06:08,720, Character said: I was so present,
but at the same time I...

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At 00:06:12,600, Character said: - I went, you know?
- I think my hip went.

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At 00:06:15,760, Character said: Did you feel the Mother's energy
protecting us from the cold reality.

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At 00:06:21,640, Character said: Just wanted to say Kon'nichiwa.

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At 00:06:24,240, Character said: - Hi. I'm Marlee.
- Moshi moshi.

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At 00:06:27,160, Character said: - Isn't that Korean?
- Yeah...

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At 00:06:29,920, Character said: I'm Bear, and this is my girlfriend, Lina.

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At 00:06:34,040, Character said: - Hi.
- Lina's Egyptian.

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At 00:06:37,320, Character said: - Oh.
- Irish-Egyptian.

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At 00:06:39,440, Character said: MARLEE: Must have great insight
on the Middle East, then.

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At 00:06:42,920, Character said: Mario's vinyasa is intense.
Advanced, right? You gotta level up.

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At 00:06:48,320, Character said: You know... you're lucky.

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At 00:06:51,480, Character said: (EXHALES) That it's just physical.

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At 00:06:55,360, Character said: Cos sometimes I come out of yoga class
and I feel like...

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At 00:06:59,440, Character said: emotionally betrayed by my thoughts.

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At 00:07:03,720, Character said: I...