Faithless s02e05 May.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,- CORMAC: Who is that?
- That's Stephen.

00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,'Experiencing erectile dysfunction
is not uncommon.'

00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,'Hey, Jesus! Watch your back.'

00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,- Have you seen the trailer?
- Yeah.

00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,- They're destroying me.
- Don't look.

00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,What is this yoke?

00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,Maybe I'll go back to Belfast.

00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,Dog!

00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,Nancy, Uncle Gamal
will drop you home tomorrow.

00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:26,Yes, I will feed Lottie.
Just enjoy your sleepover, OK?

00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:27,Yeah.

00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,I love you, too. OK, bye-bye.

00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,Yeah, bye-bye-bye.

00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,She's very cute.

00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,- What are you all tarted up for?
- CORMAC: Did you not hear?

00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,Miss Malone's giving Sammie-boy
some grinds at hers today. S***y time!

00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,I never said that.

00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,- Did she invite you to hers for brunch?
- That doesn't mean she wants...

00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,S***x? That's exactly what it meant!

00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,No, it doesn't.

00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,- Hm?
- S***y time.

00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:00,- What are you doing?
- Tracking Mam. Look, she's in Belfast.

00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,Probably with Stephen.

00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,How Norman Bates of you!

00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,- I meant, what are you doing?
- It's the new contract for my job, pal.

00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,I put you down as next of kin.
Who's your next of kin?

00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,Huh! Hello? Obviously, it's me.

00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,First of all, I'm a father,

00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,and secondly, culturally,
I'm way more responsible than you.

00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,Zein, I'm way more responsible
than you, and I'm liquid,

00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,so I can actually afford to be cultural.

00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,Just so you know, Sammie, I'd take them
back to Marrakesh every year.

00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,Aw, that's very comforting.

00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,- Marrakesh is in Morocco not Egypt.
- Morocco-Egypt?

00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,- (PHONE CHIMES)
- It's all Sahara and sunshine, Sammie.

00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,You seriously going to let this racist
raise your children? As for responsible!

00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,The guy who faked an appendix so he could
break up with his girlfriends over text?

00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,I'm not good with face-to-face
confrontation. Sammie...

00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,Cormac, neither of you are gonna be
my next of kin, OK?

00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,- You messed up...
- Stop, stop! Stop.

00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,- That was you...
- Stop! Chloe wants to meet now.

00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,- Urgently.
- Did we get a deal?

00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,No, no! It's more of her bullshit.
Zein, please don't stress me out now.

00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,You've g***t your Crown Of Thorns
premiere today. Is that not good news?

00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,It premiered last night, reviews are in
today. It's obviously going to get panned.

00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,That's why I need Chloe
to sell our script.

00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,That's why I need Chloe to sell MY script.

00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,I'm gonna have to reschedule Leslie.

00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,No, you can't cancel Miss Malone, Sammie.
S***y time.

00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,Arcane Actor's Sanctum?
Why does that sound familiar?

00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,It's the retreat thing
that Lina and Bear have gone to.

00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,What have I said about your phone
first thing in the morning?

00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,- Bawbaw, it's the weekend.
- Give me that!

00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,God, you're such a hypocrite!
You're always on your phone to that woman.

00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,Be very careful.

00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,LAYLA: You see my phone
but you're blind to everything else.

00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,Lina's in the woods doing God knows what
with that clown.

00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,Don't even get me started on Nancy's hat.
As for Cormac tracking his mum.

00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,- But no it's my phone that's the problem.
- Sorry to interrupt.

00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,You are grounded and you're not getting
your phone for a week.

00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,Please, carry on. Where were you?

00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,Yeah, that's what I thought. Walk it off.

00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,Walk it off.

00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,Happy Saturday.

00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,TEACHER: Go into some sun salutations

00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,to show our gratitude
for the life-giving qualities of the sun.

00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,Inhale, bring your arms up ahead.

00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,Exhale, forward fold.

00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,Bend your knees.

00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,Left leg goes back in space.

00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:52,OK, so, rejig this
and the top of scene three.

00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,And I will get this version
over to Sebastian today.

00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:01,These fuckers don't know what they want
until I show them.

00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,- Trust me.
- Please.

00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,Problem?

00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,Nothing, just doesn't seem as urgent
as you made out.

00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,- Doesn't matter, sorry.
- Does it not?

00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:20,No, come on. I swallow, you spit.
So, spit.

00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,I know you like to joke and all,
but some of the things you say.

00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,Makes me feel a bit... uncomfortable.

00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,Ssh, Sam.

00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,Just let me get this.

00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,Because of the things I've joked about,

00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:41,it's making you feel undermined?

00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,Like I'm picking on you
through sexual harassment?

00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,- ** I getting all this right?
- OK, well...

00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,- Maybe I'm a bit sensitive.
- Sam...

00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,You need to toughen up.
I ** a multi-award-winning producer.

00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,You're blessed to be in bed with me,
whatever way you want to take that.

00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,Think about how lucky you are.
And look at me.

00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,I do reformer Pilates five days a week.
I'm flawless.

00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,- I've g***t a puss-tache.
- I don't know what that is.

00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,You should be jumping up and down
and singing

00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,like you're on the yellow brick
f***g road.

00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:21,- OK, Chloe, I don't want a big fight.
- OK, OK, whatever. I consent.

00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,- I don't consent.
- Do you want to make Islam Dunk or not?

00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:32,Listen to me, you will do what I say
in and out of work.

00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,Period.

00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,If I asked you to go down
and yodel in my valley,

00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,you'll look up at me and smile
and sing your f***g lungs out.

00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,You need to have a good think

00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,about how and if you want to continue.

00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,Have a great weekend.

00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,Move!

00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,BEAR: 'Wow! I'm in.'

00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,- I ate that up!
- (WIND CHIMES)

00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,I was so present,
but at the same time I...

00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,- I went, you know?
- I think my hip went.

00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,Did you feel the Mother's energy
protecting us from the cold reality.

00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,Just wanted to say Kon'nichiwa.

00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,- Hi. I'm Marlee.
- Moshi moshi.

00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,- Isn't that Korean?
- Yeah...

00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,I'm Bear, and this is my girlfriend, Lina.

00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,- Hi.
- Lina's Egyptian.

00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,- Oh.
- Irish-Egyptian.

00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,MARLEE: Must have great insight
on the Middle East, then.

00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,Mario's vinyasa is intense.
Advanced, right? You gotta level up.

00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,You know... you're lucky.

00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,(EXHALES) That it's just physical.

00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,Cos sometimes I come out of yoga class
and I feel like...

00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,emotionally betrayed by my thoughts.

00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:08,I...