Tour.Of.Duty.S01E09.Battling.Baker.Brothers.AC3.DVDRip.XViD-uDF Movie Subtitles

00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,[♪♪♪]

00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,Come on you guys,
come on.

00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,Come on, get with the program.
Hut, hut, hut!

00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,This better
be good, Baker.

00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,What you g***t us
meeting a chopper for?

00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,Come on, hurry,
we'll miss it.

00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,We're coming!

00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,All right now, Baker,
what is the big deal here?

00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,You'll see.
It's a real VIP, I promise.

00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,Who is?
It's a big surprise.

00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,You'll see
when he gets here.

00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,You guys, come on,
come on, come on.

00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,I want you guys lined up
right here.
All right.

00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,Come on, come on,
come on.

00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,I want you guys looking
strak too, okay?

00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,What's he doing?

00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,D***n, you guys
ought to see yourselves, man.

00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,You look disgusting, okay?

00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,Would you show
a little bit of pride?

00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:40,** I hearing
what I'm hearing?

00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,I know one thing--
this better be

00:02:41,527 --> 00:02:42,at least
a two-star general.

00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,You g***t that harmonica?
What?

00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,Your harmonica.
Yeah, yeah.

00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,Come on, get it out. Do you
know "Hail to the Chief"?

00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,Yeah, what they play
for the president?

00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,Exactly. Let's hear you do it.
Come on, come on.

00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,I mean you've g***t to hum
a few bars.

00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,[HUMS "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"]

00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,[PLAYS HARMONICA
OFF-KEY]

00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:02,Geez, that stinks.

00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,[OTHERS LAUGH]

00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,Oh, well excuse me, Baker.

00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,Why don't I just go on back
to my tent

00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,and get 76 trombones for you?
No, no. Come on.

00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,I really want this
to be good, okay?

00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:14,Can you try it again?
Come on, try it again.

00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,[HUMS]

00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,[CONTINUES TO PLAY OFF-KEY]

00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,That'll have to do.

00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,You think he knows
the president?

00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,You kidding?

00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,The only thing he knows
is when the surf's up.

00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,What if we had
a red carpet to roll out?

00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,Detail, atten-hut.

00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,Come on,
music, music--

00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,Hit it!
Hit the music.

00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,[PLAYS "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"
ON THE HARMONICA]

00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,Cowabunga!

00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,I'm stoked!

00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,Man, give me a bonk!

00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,Check it out, man.
I g***t you something.

00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,Yeah?
Yeah.

00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:13,Oh, man. I didn't
get you anything.

00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:14,I'm sorry.

00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,Oh, man,
I'm seeing double.

00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,Man, that's exactly
two Bakers more

00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,than this world needs.

00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:24,Oh! A new
skateboard, man.

00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,That's hot.

00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:32,You guys, look,
it's our birthday!

00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,Thanks, man.
Let's go.

00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:41,[CHEERING]

00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,Come on, one more time--
one more time!

00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,[SURF MUSIC PLAYING,
CHORUS HARMONIZING]

00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,[CHEERING]

00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,Oh, yeah.

00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,Whoo-hoo!

00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,California, lieutenant.

00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,Yeah, I'm
getting outta here

00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,before I catch it.

00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,Hang 10, sergeant.

00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,So are you guys
exactly the same or what?

00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,To tell you
the truth, man,

00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,we are exactly
opposite, man.

00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,It's true. You know
how I eat my health food

00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,and all that stuff?
Yeah.

00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,This guy eats Twinkies
and Ding Dongs.

00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,You don't
even drink, though.

00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,Me, God, I love
to drink and party

00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,with sick,
twisted young women.

00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,[ALL LAUGH]

00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,See, I'm a lot more
experienced than him

00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:04,and much more sophisticated.
I'm oldest by 18 minutes.

00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,Yeah, but I was bigger
by three ounces.

00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,Was, Scott,
was three ounces bigger.

00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,I think I g***t
the edge on you now.

00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,You don't. No way.

00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,I g***t 10 pounds
on you at least.

00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,I can just tell you've been
sloughing off on your workout.

00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,I have been working out
religiously, okay?

00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,Even in the field, I've
been doing my isometrics.

00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,Okay, you don't believe me?
I'll show you.

00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,Percell, Taylor,
come here.

00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,[GRUNTING]

00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,I told you
I was stronger than you.

00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,Stronger smelling, maybe.

00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,[GRUNTING]

00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,There's only one way
to settle this.

00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,That table right
over there?

00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,You g***t it.

00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,Tell you what--
I've g***t five bucks

00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:53,on the brother
on the right.

00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,You're on, you're on.

00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,I'll take the other guy.
Which one are you?

00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:57,Carl, man.

00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:58,Okay, Carl.

00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,Percell, man, you're
wasting your money.

00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,I will eat this guy
for breakfast.

00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,Are you ready?

00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,TAYLOR: Come on!

00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,Come on, Carl.
Come on, Baker.

00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,Hey, there's something
behind your back, Scott.

00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,Shut up. I'm not
falling for that.

00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,No, seriously,
that's a lizard.

00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,Come on, Carl.
Come on, Baker.

00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,No, really,
I'm not joking--

00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,it's a lizard.

00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,It's a lizard crawling
right behind you, Scott.

00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,I swear, man.

00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,A lizard?

00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,Yeah, a lizard.

00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,Don't fall
for it, Baker.

00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,God, I hate when
you do that, man!

00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:29,BAKER: Come on, man, come on.

00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:30,Come on, Carl.

00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:32,I'll kill you, man.

00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:34,Come on, man.

00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,[LAUGHING]

00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,Oh, my God.

00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,[POTS RATTLING]

00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,Hey, maybe they'll
kill each other.

00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,Yeah, that's the way
to settle this.

00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,Hey, knock it off!

00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,What's going on?

00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,The battling
Baker brothers.

00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,I think this is
how they show

00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,they like each other.

00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,[STRUGGLING AND PUNCHING]

00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,Hey, Baker--
where's your brother?

00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:09,I don't know.
He took off a while ago.

00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,What you g***t there?

00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,A big surprise.

00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,Hey, Taylor.
Yo?

00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,You seen Baker's...