Tour Of Duty Battling Baker Brothers -udf S01E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,670, Character said: [♪♪♪]

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At 00:01:40,767, Character said: [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

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At 00:02:05,025, Character said: Come on you guys,
come on.

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At 00:02:06,860, Character said: Come on, get with the program.
Hut, hut, hut!

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At 00:02:08,929, Character said: This better
be good, Baker.

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At 00:02:10,831, Character said: What you g***t us
meeting a chopper for?

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At 00:02:12,532, Character said: Come on, hurry,
we'll miss it.

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At 00:02:13,900, Character said: We're coming!

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At 00:02:15,802, Character said: All right now, Baker,
what is the big deal here?

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At 00:02:18,338, Character said: You'll see.
It's a real VIP, I promise.

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At 00:02:20,140, Character said: Who is?
It's a big surprise.

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At 00:02:22,008, Character said: You'll see
when he gets here.

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At 00:02:23,243, Character said: You guys, come on,
come on, come on.

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At 00:02:24,911, Character said: I want you guys lined up
right here.
All right.

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At 00:02:26,913, Character said: Come on, come on,
come on.

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At 00:02:29,149, Character said: I want you guys looking
strak too, okay?

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At 00:02:31,484, Character said: What's he doing?

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At 00:02:33,486, Character said: D***n, you guys
ought to see yourselves, man.

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At 00:02:36,056, Character said: You look disgusting, okay?

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At 00:02:37,124, Character said: Would you show
a little bit of pride?

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At 00:02:38,925, Character said: ** I hearing
what I'm hearing?

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At 00:02:40,127, Character said: I know one thing--
this better be

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At 00:02:41,527, Character said: at least
a two-star general.

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At 00:02:42,963, Character said: You g***t that harmonica?
What?

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At 00:02:44,664, Character said: Your harmonica.
Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:02:46,432, Character said: Come on, get it out. Do you
know "Hail to the Chief"?

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At 00:02:48,835, Character said: Yeah, what they play
for the president?

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At 00:02:50,237, Character said: Exactly. Let's hear you do it.
Come on, come on.

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At 00:02:52,239, Character said: I mean you've g***t to hum
a few bars.

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At 00:02:54,474, Character said: [HUMS "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"]

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At 00:02:57,110, Character said: [PLAYS HARMONICA
OFF-KEY]

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At 00:03:01,281, Character said: Geez, that stinks.

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At 00:03:02,515, Character said: [OTHERS LAUGH]

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At 00:03:03,750, Character said: Oh, well excuse me, Baker.

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At 00:03:04,985, Character said: Why don't I just go on back
to my tent

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At 00:03:07,053, Character said: and get 76 trombones for you?
No, no. Come on.

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At 00:03:09,455, Character said: I really want this
to be good, okay?

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At 00:03:11,457, Character said: Can you try it again?
Come on, try it again.

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At 00:03:14,294, Character said: [HUMS]

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At 00:03:18,131, Character said: [CONTINUES TO PLAY OFF-KEY]

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At 00:03:20,100, Character said: [HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

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At 00:03:22,302, Character said: That'll have to do.

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At 00:03:24,737, Character said: You think he knows
the president?

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At 00:03:26,139, Character said: You kidding?

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At 00:03:27,340, Character said: The only thing he knows
is when the surf's up.

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At 00:03:29,442, Character said: What if we had
a red carpet to roll out?

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At 00:03:45,458, Character said: Detail, atten-hut.

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At 00:03:48,195, Character said: Come on,
music, music--

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At 00:03:49,395, Character said: Hit it!
Hit the music.

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At 00:03:51,164, Character said: [PLAYS "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"
ON THE HARMONICA]

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At 00:03:57,470, Character said: Cowabunga!

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At 00:03:59,973, Character said: I'm stoked!

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At 00:04:02,075, Character said: Man, give me a bonk!

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At 00:04:07,814, Character said: Check it out, man.
I g***t you something.

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At 00:04:10,250, Character said: Yeah?
Yeah.

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At 00:04:11,784, Character said: Oh, man. I didn't
get you anything.

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At 00:04:13,820, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:04:14,988, Character said: Oh, man,
I'm seeing double.

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At 00:04:16,890, Character said: Man, that's exactly
two Bakers more

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At 00:04:18,892, Character said: than this world needs.

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At 00:04:21,627, Character said: Oh! A new
skateboard, man.

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At 00:04:24,630, Character said: That's hot.

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At 00:04:29,535, Character said: You guys, look,
it's our birthday!

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At 00:04:36,042, Character said: Thanks, man.
Let's go.

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At 00:04:39,512, Character said: [CHEERING]

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At 00:04:42,782, Character said: Come on, one more time--
one more time!

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At 00:04:44,417, Character said: [SURF MUSIC PLAYING,
CHORUS HARMONIZING]

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At 00:04:48,721, Character said: [CHEERING]

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At 00:04:50,590, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:59,132, Character said: Oh, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:05:22,789, Character said: Whoo-hoo!

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At 00:05:33,266, Character said: California, lieutenant.

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At 00:05:34,834, Character said: Yeah, I'm
getting outta here

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At 00:05:36,336, Character said: before I catch it.

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At 00:05:38,104, Character said: Hang 10, sergeant.

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At 00:05:40,340, Character said: So are you guys
exactly the same or what?

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At 00:05:43,043, Character said: To tell you
the truth, man,

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At 00:05:44,244, Character said: we are exactly
opposite, man.

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At 00:05:46,913, Character said: It's true. You know
how I eat my health food

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At 00:05:49,149, Character said: and all that stuff?
Yeah.

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At 00:05:50,650, Character said: This guy eats Twinkies
and Ding Dongs.

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At 00:05:52,585, Character said: You don't
even drink, though.

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At 00:05:54,020, Character said: Me, God, I love
to drink and party

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At 00:05:56,122, Character said: with sick,
twisted young women.

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At 00:05:57,890, Character said: [ALL LAUGH]

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At 00:05:59,225, Character said: See, I'm a lot more
experienced than him

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At 00:06:01,061, Character said: and much more sophisticated.
I'm oldest by 18 minutes.

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At 00:06:04,064, Character said: Yeah, but I was bigger
by three ounces.

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At 00:06:06,032, Character said: Was, Scott,
was three ounces bigger.

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At 00:06:08,034, Character said: I think I g***t
the edge on you now.

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At 00:06:09,836, Character said: You don't. No way.

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At 00:06:11,037, Character said: I g***t 10 pounds
on you at least.

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At 00:06:12,905, Character said: I can just tell you've been
sloughing off on your workout.

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At 00:06:15,442, Character said: I have been working out
religiously, okay?

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At 00:06:17,043, Character said: Even in the field, I've
been doing my isometrics.

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At 00:06:19,245, Character said: Okay, you don't believe me?
I'll show you.

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At 00:06:20,847, Character said: Percell, Taylor,
come here.

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At 00:06:25,551, Character said: [GRUNTING]

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At 00:06:28,321, Character said: I told you
I was stronger than you.

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At 00:06:32,892, Character said: Stronger smelling, maybe.

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At 00:06:38,631, Character said: [GRUNTING]

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At 00:06:44,770, Character said: There's only one way
to settle this.

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At 00:06:46,672, Character said: That table right
over there?

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At 00:06:48,108, Character said: You g***t it.

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At 00:06:51,111, Character said: Tell you what--
I've g***t five bucks

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At 00:06:52,712, Character said: on the brother
on the right.

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At 00:06:53,913, Character said: You're on, you're on.

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At 00:06:55,015, Character said: I'll take the other guy.
Which one are you?

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At 00:06:56,816, Character said: Carl, man.

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At 00:06:57,817, Character said: Okay, Carl.

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At 00:06:58,885, Character said: Percell, man, you're
wasting your money.

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At 00:07:00,086, Character said: I will eat this guy
for breakfast.

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At 00:07:02,022, Character said: Are you ready?

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At 00:07:03,023, Character said: TAYLOR: Come on!

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At 00:07:04,024, Character said: Come on, Carl.
Come on, Baker.

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At 00:07:06,659, Character said: Hey, there's something
behind your back, Scott.

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At 00:07:08,061, Character said: Shut up. I'm not
falling for that.

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At 00:07:10,096, Character said: No, seriously,
that's a lizard.

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At 00:07:11,364, Character said: Come on, Carl.
Come on, Baker.

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At 00:07:12,765, Character said: No, really,
I'm not joking--

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At 00:07:14,167, Character said: it's a lizard.

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At 00:07:15,368, Character said: It's a lizard crawling
right behind you, Scott.

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At 00:07:16,969, Character said: I swear, man.

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At 00:07:18,338, Character said: A lizard?

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At 00:07:19,339, Character said: Yeah, a lizard.

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At 00:07:20,440, Character said: Don't fall
for it, Baker.

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At 00:07:21,908, Character said: God, I hate when
you do that, man!

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At 00:07:28,314, Character said: BAKER: Come on, man, come on.

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At 00:07:29,982, Character said: Come on, Carl.

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At 00:07:30,983, Character said: I'll kill you, man.

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At 00:07:33,319, Character said: Come on, man.

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At 00:07:34,320, Character said: [LAUGHING]

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At 00:07:37,690, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:39,492, Character said: [POTS RATTLING]

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At 00:07:41,894, Character said: Hey, maybe they'll
kill each other.

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At 00:07:43,430, Character said: Yeah, that's the way
to settle this.

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At 00:07:44,897, Character said: Hey, knock it off!

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At 00:07:47,767, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:07:49,135, Character said: The battling
Baker brothers.

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At 00:07:50,603, Character said: I think this is
how they show

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At 00:07:52,105, Character said: they like each other.

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At 00:07:53,206, Character said: [STRUGGLING AND PUNCHING]

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At 00:08:04,451, Character said: Hey, Baker--
where's your brother?

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At 00:08:07,353, Character said: I don't know.
He took off a while ago.

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At 00:08:09,155, Character said: What you g***t there?

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At 00:08:11,691, Character said: A big surprise.

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At 00:08:13,025, Character said: Hey, Taylor.
Yo?

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At 00:08:14,194, Character said: You seen Baker's...