Golden Girls S01E05 The Triangle.DVDR.NonHI.cc.en.BNVST Movie Subtitles

00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:05,♪ Thank you for being a friend

00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:09,♪ Traveled down the
road and back again

00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,♪ Your heart is true

00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:15,♪ You're a pal and a confidante

00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:19,♪ And if you threw a party

00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:26,♪ Invited everyone you
knew ♪ You would see

00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:29,♪ The biggest gift
would be from me

00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,♪ And the card
attached would say

00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:37,♪ "Thank you for
being a friend" ♪

00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,Wait a minute! Now, just
where do you think you're going?

00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:03,Over to Mildred's to watch
the adult movie channel.

00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,She has a wide-screen TV.

00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:09,You are not going anywhere.
Dr. Clayton is coming.

00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:13,Dr. Silvano is my doctor!
Dr. Silvano is dead.

00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,Trust me, I'm in better
shape than he is. Goodbye.

00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:18,Ma, you have to
have an examination!

00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,Now, your blood pressure is up,

00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,you're tired, you have
absolutely no color.

00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:25,I'm an old white woman. I'm
not supposed to have color.

00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:29,You want color?
Talk to Lena Horne.

00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:32,Here we are, Sophia.
Homemade chicken soup.

00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,I used to make it for my husband
when he wasn't feeling well.

00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:39,Did you make it for him the
last time he wasn't feeling well?

00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,- Oh, hello, everyone.
- Hi, Blanche.

00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,Oh, I just happened upon
the most divine dress sale.

00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,I would've called you girls,

00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,but all they had
left were petites.

00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,So what did you buy, shoes?

00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,I'm a petite. I'd
better get over there.

00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:59,I need a black dress
for Dr. Silvano's funeral.

00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,Dr. Silvano died two months ago.

00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,You went to his funeral.

00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,Right, I can't let him see
me in the same dress.

00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,Ma, you're not going
anywhere until the doctor comes!

00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,Sophia, you can't
go anywhere now.

00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,I want you to see how
good I look in my new dress!

00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,You know something?
We are really lucky

00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,that we found a doctor
who makes house calls.

00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,I know. When I was
growing up in Minnesota,

00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,the doctor made
house calls all the time...

00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:28,for us and the livestock.

00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,You and the animals
had the same doctor?

00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,Sure. Worked out fine...

00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,until the doctor started
drinking hog liniment

00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:40,and tried to neuter
the Swensen brothers.

00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,If that's the doctor, tell him

00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,I have no insurance
and no money!

00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:49,If he still wants to come in,
he just wants to see me n***d.

00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,Hello, I'm Dr. Clayton.

00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,I'm here to see Sophia Petrillo.

00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,Oh, please, please
come right in.

00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,I'm Dorothy, Sophia's daughter,

00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,and I usually look much better.

00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,Uh, this is my friend, Rose.

00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,Hello, Doctor. Rose.

00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,And this is Sophia.

00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,What seems to be her problem?

00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,Well, her blood pressure is up

00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,and she's a little
pale and a little tired.

00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,She presently on any medication?

00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,Yes, to control
her blood pressure.

00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:20,How long's she been on that
medication? What ** I, two years old?

00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,I don't know my own symptoms?

00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,I've lived in this
body since I was born.

00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:28,If something goes wrong,
I'm the first one to hear about it!

00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,I'm sorry, Sophia. What
seems to be the problem?

00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,What ** I - a doctor?

00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,Why don't we start by
taking your temperature, huh?

00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,Temperature, hmm.

00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,He must have graduated
at the top of his class.

00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:44,Under your tongue. Uh, tell me,

00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,are you new to this
area, Dr. Clayton?

00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,Yes. I recently moved here.

00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,Oh, Miami's a beautiful city.

00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,I'm sure you'll
enjoy living here.

00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,Yes, and I'm sure
your wife, Mrs. Clayton,

00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,will enjoy it, too.

00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,Mrs. Clayton and I
are no longer together.

00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:03,Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,So, tell me, have
you had a chance

00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,to see much of the
city? No, not really.

00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,Well, perhaps I could show you
some of the highlights sometime.

00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,That sounds great. I'd love it!

00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:17,I'd love to go too.

00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,Except, I have
to wash my hair...

00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:27,every day... for
the rest of my life.

00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,It's very oily.

00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,What about dinner
tomorrow night, Dorothy?

00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,Say, about eight? Perfect!

00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,We'll go to Jack's Crab
House. It's wonderful.

00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:41,Well, girls, is this dress
gonna stop traffic or what?

00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:45,Oh, hello there.

00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,I don't believe we've
been introduced.

00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,My name is Blanche Deveraux.

00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,That's French for...

00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:57,"Blanche Deveraux."
I'm pleased to meet you.

00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,Forgive me for
staring, but I do declare,

00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,you're just about the most
attractive man I've seen in Florida

00:05:02,236 --> 00:05:04,since Mr. John Forsythe
performed Hamlet

00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,at the Burt Reynolds
Dinner Theater.

00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,Blanche, might I
see you a moment?

00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,Pardonnez-moi. Oh!

00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,Listen, you keep your
bloomers on, Scarlett.

00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,He's taking me
out tomorrow night.

00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,But he wants me. I can feel it.

00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,Let somebody else feel it.

00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,I saw him first. But we
were meant for each other.

00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,I'm a woman, he's a man.
And what ** I, Little Richard?

00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,Oh, all right, fair's fair.

00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,But if he has a friend
who makes house calls,

00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:42,I can be ill any night this
week except Thursday.

00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,Well, doctor, how is she?

00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,Her temperature
seems to be normal.

00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:47,Tell me, Sophia, are you taking

00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,your medication as directed?

00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,I take my medication
every day, if I remember.

00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,You have to remember
to take it every day.

00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,Oh, I'll see that she
does, Dr. Clayton.

00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,Elliot.

00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,Well, ladies, it's been a
great pleasure meeting you.

00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,Dorothy,

00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,it's been especially
nice meeting you.

00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,I'm sure she's all right,

00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:12,but you call me if you need me,
and I'll see you tomorrow night.

00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,Goodbye, Elliot.
Goodbye, Dorothy.

00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:22,Oh, thank you for being
a kind and generous god.

00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,OK, what do you
think of this one?

00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,Oh, Dorothy. You and
Elliot have been out

00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,almost every night this
week. He's obviously hooked.

00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,You don't have to...