AbFab.S03E08.The.Last.Shout.Part (2) En Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:33,206 There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts shoutin' that old sweet song 2 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:42,807 When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along, oh! 3 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,761 There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin' his old sweet song... 4 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,605 ♪ This wheel's on fire 5 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:09,403 ♪ Rolling down the road 6 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:14,247 ♪ Best notify my next of kin 7 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:18,644 ♪ This wheel shall explode ♪ 8 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,850 Eddy, it's been three days. How long are you gonna keep this up? 9 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,764 Has Saffy been in? Has she been in today? 10 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:41,460 Throw me that lipstick, darling. I want to redo my stigmata. 11 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,843 Yeah, that'll do. Should fool her. Brilliant. 12 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,691 Oh, and my foot. 13 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,644 I have one here, sometimes. 14 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,529 Have one here. 15 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,807 Couple here. 16 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,803 Do my lips' 17 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,611 - I don't do cookies! - Gran! 18 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,331 Gran? You let her call you Gran? 19 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,368 Is she the Vulture? 20 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,128 Lordy, no. What is occurring, babe? 21 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,885 Ain't life exciting? Give me a five. 22 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,682 Are we havin' fun? 23 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,127 Are you living out there with them in the camper vans? 24 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,884 Yes, dear. We don't want to be in the way. 25 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,725 That's good. I've g***t a lot to organize, with the wedding. 26 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:34,362 - The wedding? ls the kid gettin' hitched? - Yes. The crazy dingbat. 27 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,405 No, you wanna be free, like us! 28 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,600 Oh, come on! let's outta here. 29 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,500 I don't like being round young ones too long, I get itchy. 30 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,362 Let's go crazy, ladies! 31 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,680 And, hey... 32 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,967 if the rig is rockin', don't come knockin'. 33 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,726 - Has Marshall rung yet? - No! 34 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,922 When the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along 35 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,286 Along! 36 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,649 There'll be no more sobbin' when he starts throbbin' that old, sweet song... 37 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,969 What? 38 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,769 Come closer, darling. 39 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:25,851 The veil of mist is slowly clearing now, and I can see your little face. 40 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:29,300 I would have missed that little face, darling. 41 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,289 - Sit, sit, sit, sit. - What is it, Mum? 42 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:36,490 Darling, I summon you and yet again you come. 43 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,767 I just want you to appreciate, darling, 44 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,925 that your mother was this close to death on that mountain, darling. 45 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,850 Understand what I'm saying? Pats, thou wast my witness, wast thou not? 46 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,830 I wasn't there, Eddy. 47 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,846 - I was at the brink, darling. - I'm sure you were. 48 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,481 I'm sure you were. Sorry I didn't have time to take a snapshot, 49 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,400 sorry I hadst no camcorder with me at the time. 50 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,249 I mean, where's Jeremy bloody Beadle when you need him? 51 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,600 Darling, I was brought back from the abyss by God. 52 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,128 - Stop it! - I was, darling. 53 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,460 I was taken up. Up to Heaven, and I spoke with God. 54 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,440 - What about? - Well, shopping, mainly. 55 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,282 Darling! Darling! 56 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,603 And God told me, darling, that I was saved. 57 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,888 You know what that means, don't you? 58 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,769 - It means that I, darling... - No. 59 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,205 - I **... - No. 60 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,611 - I **, darling! - No! 61 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,809 - You've thrice denied me, that's proof. - Stop this! 62 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,281 I know what you're trying to do, and it won't work. 63 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,681 How low will you go, just to get attention? 64 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,923 You are not Jesus Christ. You are not important. 65 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,526 You are not even interesting. You're nothing! 66 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,250 I'm your mother! 67 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,210 You are a mean, selfish cow, and I don't want to be here! 68 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,566 I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to 69 00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:54,810 look at you, you sad old sack of horrible bones! 70 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,210 I wish you had died! I wish you were dead, and I hate you! 71 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,889 It's all right, darling. 72 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,470 - Mum... - What, darling? 73 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,440 - What, sweetheart? - I've g***t... 74 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,124 - I'm getting married. - I know. I'm gonna help you, darling. 75 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,168 I don't want your help. 76 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,400 It's going to be very simple. 77 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,881 It'll be very... 78 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,291 simple. 79 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,721 That's all right. Come on. 80 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,521 Yulla, yulla. 81 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,325 - All right now, darling? - Yes. 82 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,131 Go peacefully amongst the things. 83 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,430 Sweetheart, sweetheart, can I... 84 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,920 Sony, darling. Can I just ask you, really gently, one little question? 85 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,526 - Where's my dolphin, darling? - He's dead. 86 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,962 Just a bit of fin-flop, wasn't it? 87 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,966 Yes, it's Saffron Monsoon, for my wedding. 88 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,249 Well, at the register office, I really wanted red roses. 89 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,129 Is that the price for a bunch? 90 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,611 Oh. 91 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,850 Well, could I have eight stems, please? 92 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,685 Thank you. 93 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:22,530 Darling, I know you don't want my advice, but you have to ask for the flower as well, 94 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,523 not just the stem, sweetheart. 95 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,763 - Let me help you, darling. - No. Dad's been very generous. 96 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,844 - Listen, I'll double anything... - No, Mum, really. It's fine. 97 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,400 I'm glad you're here, but it's fine. 98 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,723 ..bob, bob, bobbin' along... 99 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,929 Oh! Hey, kids. This is the Vulture. 100 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,820 Oh. We're not talkin' to her. 101 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,731 Caravan Club still with us, I see, are they? 102 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,609 We're snowbirds, babe. Are we? 103 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,287 Our new T-shirt - "I'm spending my kids' inheritance." 104 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,900 We're not older, we're just better. 105 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,322 And don't you mess with me, mother. 106 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,925 I'm packin' mace. 107 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,889 That's it, that's it. 108 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,849 Death! 109 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,900 It's just me, Bo. How you doin'? 110 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,321 God, is she still with us as well? 111 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,323 - ** I amongst friends? - Are you ever? 112 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,330 I've just come to tell you about the Scientologists. 113 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,687 They look like normal people. They could be anyone. 114 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,649 Everyday Joes, like me. 115 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,611 You should be especially careful. You're small, they'd snap you right up. 116 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,100 The goose flies at night. 117 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,526 Don't forget, we're not talking to the young ones. 118 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,841 No, we only talk to the old one. 119 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,480 Hi, honey. D'you wanna join us? 120 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,570 Well, I'm off, Eddy. Mags has fixed something up for me. 121 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,371 - What, a fashion director? - Well, editor. 122 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,100 - That's OK. More hands-on, isn't it? - Hopefully. Gonna do the shows today. 123 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,730 Why are you living here? 124 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,724 Darling, you know Oddbins had to expand. 125 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,690 - Separate section for spirits. - It's a very good idea. 126 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:02,845 Anyway, I'm looking at a Majestic Wine warehouse in South Ken this afternoon. 127 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,160 Good. 128 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,287 See you later, Eddy. 129 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,682 - You're doing great, gal. - Yeah, keep it up, honey. 130 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,100 Where does she hide her liver spots? 131 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,560 She looks good, doesn't she? What's she on? 132 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,850 Everything. 133 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,764 Hello? 134 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,481 - The goose flies at night. - Oh, honey, hi. How are you? 135 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,500 Where are you? 136 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,770 I'm doing Being-ness. 137 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,446 Doing...