AbFab.S03E08.The.Last.Shout.Part (2) En Subtitles

00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:33,There'll be no more sobbin'
when he starts shoutin' that old sweet song

00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:42,When the red, red robin
comes bob, bob, bobbin' along, oh!

00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,There'll be no more sobbin' when he
starts throbbin' his old sweet song...

00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,♪ This wheel's on fire

00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:09,♪ Rolling down the road

00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:14,♪ Best notify my next of kin

00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:18,♪ This wheel shall explode ♪

00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,Eddy, it's been three days.
How long are you gonna keep this up?

00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,Has Saffy been in?
Has she been in today?

00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:41,Throw me that lipstick, darling.
I want to redo my stigmata.

00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,Yeah, that'll do. Should fool her.
Brilliant.

00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,Oh, and my foot.

00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,I have one here, sometimes.

00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,Have one here.

00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,Couple here.

00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,Do my lips'

00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,- I don't do cookies!
- Gran!

00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,Gran? You let her call you Gran?

00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,Is she the Vulture?

00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,Lordy, no. What is occurring, babe?

00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,Ain't life exciting? Give me a five.

00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,Are we havin' fun?

00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,Are you living out there with them
in the camper vans?

00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,Yes, dear. We don't want to be in the way.

00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,That's good. I've g***t a lot to organize,
with the wedding.

00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:34,- The wedding? ls the kid gettin' hitched?
- Yes. The crazy dingbat.

00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:38,No, you wanna be free, like us!

00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,Oh, come on! let's outta here.

00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,I don't like being round young
ones too long, I get itchy.

00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,Let's go crazy, ladies!

00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,And, hey...

00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,if the rig is rockin', don't come knockin'.

00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,- Has Marshall rung yet?
- No!

00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,When the red, red robin
comes bob, bob, bobbin' along

00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,Along!

00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,There'll be no more sobbin' when he
starts throbbin' that old, sweet song...

00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,What?

00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,Come closer, darling.

00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:25,The veil of mist is slowly clearing now,
and I can see your little face.

00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:29,I would have missed that
little face, darling.

00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,- Sit, sit, sit, sit.
- What is it, Mum?

00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:36,Darling, I summon you
and yet again you come.

00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,I just want you to appreciate, darling,

00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,that your mother was this close to death
on that mountain, darling.

00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,Understand what I'm saying?
Pats, thou wast my witness, wast thou not?

00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,I wasn't there, Eddy.

00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,- I was at the brink, darling.
- I'm sure you were.

00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,I'm sure you were. Sorry I didn't
have time to take a snapshot,

00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,sorry I hadst no camcorder
with me at the time.

00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,I mean, where's Jeremy bloody Beadle
when you need him?

00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,Darling, I was brought back
from the abyss by God.

00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,- Stop it!
- I was, darling.

00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,I was taken up.
Up to Heaven, and I spoke with God.

00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,- What about?
- Well, shopping, mainly.

00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,Darling! Darling!

00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,And God told me, darling, that I was saved.

00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,You know what that means, don't you?

00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,- It means that I, darling...
- No.

00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,- I **...
- No.

00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,- I **, darling!
- No!

00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,- You've thrice denied me, that's proof.
- Stop this!

00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,I know what you're trying to do,
and it won't work.

00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,How low will you go, just to get attention?

00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,You are not Jesus Christ.
You are not important.

00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,You are not even interesting.
You're nothing!

00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,I'm your mother!

00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,You are a mean, selfish cow,
and I don't want to be here!

00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,I don't want to talk to
you, I don't want to

00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:54,look at you, you sad old
sack of horrible bones!

00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,I wish you had died!
I wish you were dead, and I hate you!

00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,It's all right, darling.

00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,- Mum...
- What, darling?

00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,- What, sweetheart?
- I've g***t...

00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,- I'm getting married.
- I know. I'm gonna help you, darling.

00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,I don't want your help.

00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,It's going to be very simple.

00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,It'll be very...

00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,simple.

00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,That's all right. Come on.

00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,Yulla, yulla.

00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,- All right now, darling?
- Yes.

00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,Go peacefully amongst the things.

00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,Sweetheart, sweetheart, can I...

00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,Sony, darling. Can I just ask you,
really gently, one little question?

00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,- Where's my dolphin, darling?
- He's dead.

00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,Just a bit of fin-flop, wasn't it?

00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,Yes, it's Saffron Monsoon, for my wedding.

00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,Well, at the register office,
I really wanted red roses.

00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,Is that the price for a bunch?

00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,Oh.

00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,Well, could I have eight stems, please?

00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,Thank you.

00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:22,Darling, I know you don't want my advice,
but you have to ask for the flower as well,

00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,not just the stem, sweetheart.

00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,- Let me help you, darling.
- No. Dad's been very generous.

00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,- Listen, I'll double anything...
- No, Mum, really. It's fine.

00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,I'm glad you're here, but it's fine.

00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,..bob, bob, bobbin' along...

00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,Oh! Hey, kids. This is the Vulture.

00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,Oh. We're not talkin' to her.

00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,Caravan Club still with
us, I see, are they?

00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,We're snowbirds, babe. Are we?

00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,Our new T-shirt -
"I'm spending my kids' inheritance."

00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,We're not older, we're just better.

00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,And don't you mess with me, mother.

00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,I'm packin' mace.

00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,That's it, that's it.

00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,Death!

00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,It's just me, Bo. How you doin'?

00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,God, is she still with us as well?

00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,- ** I amongst friends?
- Are you ever?

00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,I've just come to tell you
about the Scientologists.

00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,They look like normal people.
They could be anyone.

00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,Everyday Joes, like me.

00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:27,You should be especially careful.
You're small, they'd snap you right up.

00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,The goose flies at night.

00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,Don't forget,
we're not talking to the young ones.

00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,No, we only talk to the old one.

00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,Hi, honey. D'you wanna join us?

00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,Well, I'm off, Eddy.
Mags has fixed something up for me.

00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,- What, a fashion director?
- Well, editor.

00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,- That's OK. More hands-on, isn't it?
- Hopefully. Gonna do the shows today.

00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,Why are you living here?

00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,Darling, you know Oddbins had to expand.

00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,- Separate section for spirits.
- It's a very good idea.

00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:02,Anyway, I'm looking at a Majestic Wine
warehouse in South Ken this afternoon.

00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,Good.

00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,See you later, Eddy.

00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,- You're doing great, gal.
- Yeah, keep it up, honey.

00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,Where does she hide her liver spots?

00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,She looks good, doesn't she?
What's she on?

00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,Everything.

00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,Hello?

00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,- The goose flies at night.
- Oh, honey, hi. How are you?

00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,Where are you?

00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,I'm doing Being-ness.

00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,Doing...