Kidnapping Caucasian Style 1967 720p Subtitles

00:00:03,214 --> 00:00:07,Mosfilm

00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:14,Artistic Association "Luch"

00:00:15,251 --> 00:00:19,Alexander Demyanenko
As shurik

00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:23,Kidnapping Caucasian Style,

00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:27,Or shurik's New Adventures

00:00:27,255 --> 00:00:29,Also Starring:

00:00:29,795 --> 00:00:32,Natalya Varley

00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:35,Vladimir etush

00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:39,Frunzik Mkrtchyan
Ruslan akhmetov

00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:44,Yuri Nikulin, Georgy Vitsin
Yevgeny Morgunov

00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:45,With

00:00:45,974 --> 00:00:48,N. Avaliani, N. Grebeshkova
M. Gluzsky, E. Geller

00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:52,G. Millyar, D. Mkrtchyan
N. Repnina, A. Stroyeva

00:00:52,898 --> 00:00:57,Written by Ya. Kostyukovsky,
M. Slobodskoy, L. Gaidai

00:00:58,082 --> 00:01:01,Directed by
Leonid Gaidai

00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:04,Director of Photography
Konstantin Brovin

00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:08,Production Designer
Vladimir KAPLUNOVSKY

00:01:08,973 --> 00:01:12,Music by A. ZATSEPIN
Sound by V. KRACHKOVSKY

00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:38,It was Shurik
who told us this story.

00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:42,On one of his expeditions he collected
the folklore and Iegends ofthe Iand...

00:01:43,452 --> 00:01:45,This story may, in fact, be only
a Iegend, too,

00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:51,but Shurik insists it really did occur
in one of mountainous regions.

00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:56,He didn't specify which region it was,
because he wanted to be fair

00:01:56,882 --> 00:02:02,to all the other regions where such
story might have happened.

00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:07,Go on!

00:02:09,339 --> 00:02:11,Where are you going?

00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,D***n it!

00:02:53,247 --> 00:02:56,What made me agree to drive this
old asthmatic vacuum cleaner?

00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,Don't Iose hope!

00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:07,I remember what the great and wise
Abou-Akhmat-ibn-Bey said,

00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,who was the first driver of
that machine. He said: "Edik..."

00:03:10,853 --> 00:03:12,- Edik.
- Shurik.

00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:15,So he said to me, "Edik,
only AIIah himself knows

00:03:15,549 --> 00:03:18,where goes the spark
ofthis degenerate

00:03:18,751 --> 00:03:21,in the family of internal-combustion
engines."

00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,May its carburetor
go dead forever!

00:05:02,016 --> 00:05:04,- Pardon me...
- Yes?

00:05:04,452 --> 00:05:06,Excuse me...

00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:09,- Would you mind...
- Yes?

00:05:09,741 --> 00:05:13,Will you please not zig zag,
and stay on the road?

00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:17,- Why?
- My donkey's following you.

00:05:18,126 --> 00:05:22,- So it's your donkey who pursued me?
- That's right.

00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:25,- And I had the impression...
- No, it's him!

00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:31,- Are you from around here?
- Yes, I'm here on vacation.

00:05:31,869 --> 00:05:35,- I'm here on business. How far is the town?
- 2 kilometers.

00:05:35,732 --> 00:05:38,- Thanks very much. Goodbye now.
- Have a nice time.

00:05:38,549 --> 00:05:41,Come on...
Move!

00:05:44,499 --> 00:05:47,You see, he won't budge
unless you go first.

00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:54,- Year of birth?
- 1942.

00:05:57,025 --> 00:06:00,- Purpose ofyour visit?
- Ethnological research.

00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:04,- I see... Looking for oil?
- No. I'm Iooking for folklore.

00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:09,I'm making records ofyour
old tales, Iegends, toasts.

00:06:09,272 --> 00:06:10,Toasts?!

00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:15,My dear man, you're in Iuck...
I can help you.

00:06:15,883 --> 00:06:16,Closed for Iunch

00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:19,What's this?

00:06:20,128 --> 00:06:22,- You want a good toast?
- Yes.

00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:26,A toast without wine is the same as
a wedding without a bride.

00:06:26,842 --> 00:06:29,- No, I don't drink.
- Who drinks?

00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,This isn't drinking.

00:06:35,124 --> 00:06:38,You didn't understand.
I don't drink at all.

00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,You see, I'm not physically
able to.

00:06:41,874 --> 00:06:45,This will make
my first toast.

00:06:46,849 --> 00:06:50,- A toast? I'll copy it.
- You'll do it Iater. Take this glass.

00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,My great grandfather always said:

00:06:57,356 --> 00:07:02,"I desire to buy a house, but I don't
have the means to do it.

00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:06,I have the means to purchase a goat,
but I don't desire it."

00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:10,So Iet us drink to
our desires

00:07:11,204 --> 00:07:14,always meeting
our possibilities.

00:07:34,899 --> 00:07:37,- Good for you.
- Right...

00:07:37,473 --> 00:07:40,- Now, here's another toast.
- Right...

00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:47,- I'll be right back.
- Take your time. I'll breathe a bit.

00:07:48,781 --> 00:07:52,I'll get some fresh air, a break from
sitting in my office all the time.

00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:54,Always the office...

00:08:08,056 --> 00:08:10,- Where have you been?
- Something wrong?

00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:14,- My niece.
- A pleasure to meet you.

00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,Nina.

00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:20,- She's studying to be a teacher.
- Teaching those who'll take our place.

00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:23,Excellent student, Komsomol member,
athletic girl.

00:08:23,747 --> 00:08:25,- Athletic?
- Uncle knows everything about me.

00:08:26,218 --> 00:08:30,- You're just what we need.
- And what do you need?

00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:34,Let me ask you a question,
a question you'd probably not expect.

00:08:34,255 --> 00:08:36,Go ahead.

00:08:36,273 --> 00:08:39,- What do you think of marriage?
- I think of it positively.

00:08:39,927 --> 00:08:42,She's too young to think about it.

00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:46,It's never too early, and never too
Iate. Go get the car started.

00:08:47,338 --> 00:08:51,What's your opinion about our
inauguration of a new Wedding Palace?

00:08:51,513 --> 00:08:54,- I'll be there for sure.
- Will you?

00:08:54,506 --> 00:08:57,I may ask you for a favor,
a small one, but important.

00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:01,- What is it?
- I'll tell you Iater. See you there.

00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:03,AII right.

00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:16,And when the whole flock
migrated to the south,

00:09:17,852 --> 00:09:21,one small but proud bird said:

00:09:22,305 --> 00:09:26,"As for me, I shall head up
to the sun."

00:09:27,907 --> 00:09:31,And he started upward,
he flew upward, upward,

00:09:32,569 --> 00:09:35,but soon the heat ofthe sun
burnt his wings,

00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:40,and he dropped down to the bottom
of a very deep canyon.

00:09:42,485 --> 00:09:46,So my toast is
that no one of us,

00:09:47,147 --> 00:09:49,no matter how high you get,

00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:54,ever fly too far
from the rest ofthe collective.

00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,- What's wrong with him?
- What's wrong?

00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,So sorry for the bird!

00:10:04,161 --> 00:10:06,The princess was so angered
that she hanged herself,

00:10:09,032 --> 00:10:12,because he had counted the exact
total of grains in the sack,

00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:15,the exact sum of drops in the sea,
and the total of stars gleaming.

00:10:15,922 --> 00:10:18,So I propose a toast to cybernetics!

00:10:25,837 --> 00:10:27,Have one, please.

00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:33,For you!

00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:39,Wedding Palace

00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,Dear friends!

00:10:57,604 --> 00:11:00,Today is a great and joyous day...

00:11:00,805 --> 00:11:03,a beautiful day.

00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:08,In just a few seconds,
these silver shears

00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:12,will cut this red
silken ribbon

00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:16,and, thus, open to all the newlyweds
of our region

00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:20,the road to the radiant future,

00:11:21,054 --> 00:11:27,the road to happiness, to Iove, to
accord, through our Wedding Palace.

00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,To inaugurate the palace then...

00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:40,we agreed among ourselves...

00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,that the honor of inaugurating
our palace

00:11:45,131 --> 00:11:50,would be conferred upon
a fine girl

00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:54,who represents...

00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:57,a new generation of mountainous
women.

00:11:57,935 --> 00:12:04,She is a student...
a Komsomol member... an athlete...

00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:07,And with all this,
she's just a beauty.

00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:17,You see what I meant by a small,
but important favor. Would you...

00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,Please.

00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:42,And to quote our...