Kidnapping Caucasian Style 1967 720p Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:03,214 --> 00:00:07,840 Mosfilm 2 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:14,275 Artistic Association "Luch" 3 00:00:15,251 --> 00:00:19,214 Alexander Demyanenko As shurik 4 00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:23,629 Kidnapping Caucasian Style, 5 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:27,045 Or shurik's New Adventures 6 00:00:27,255 --> 00:00:29,509 Also Starring: 7 00:00:29,795 --> 00:00:32,298 Natalya Varley 8 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:35,117 Vladimir etush 9 00:00:35,571 --> 00:00:39,569 Frunzik Mkrtchyan Ruslan akhmetov 10 00:00:39,989 --> 00:00:44,367 Yuri Nikulin, Georgy Vitsin Yevgeny Morgunov 11 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:45,591 With 12 00:00:45,974 --> 00:00:48,547 N. Avaliani, N. Grebeshkova M. Gluzsky, E. Geller 13 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:52,125 G. Millyar, D. Mkrtchyan N. Repnina, A. Stroyeva 14 00:00:52,898 --> 00:00:57,584 Written by Ya. Kostyukovsky, M. Slobodskoy, L. Gaidai 15 00:00:58,082 --> 00:01:01,665 Directed by Leonid Gaidai 16 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:04,925 Director of Photography Konstantin Brovin 17 00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:08,169 Production Designer Vladimir KAPLUNOVSKY 18 00:01:08,973 --> 00:01:12,935 Music by A. ZATSEPIN Sound by V. KRACHKOVSKY 19 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:38,268 It was Shurik who told us this story. 20 00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:42,746 On one of his expeditions he collected the folklore and Iegends ofthe Iand... 21 00:01:43,452 --> 00:01:45,849 This story may, in fact, be only a Iegend, too, 22 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:51,238 but Shurik insists it really did occur in one of mountainous regions. 23 00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:56,036 He didn't specify which region it was, because he wanted to be fair 24 00:01:56,882 --> 00:02:02,161 to all the other regions where such story might have happened. 25 00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:07,520 Go on! 26 00:02:09,339 --> 00:02:11,035 Where are you going? 27 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,888 D***n it! 28 00:02:53,247 --> 00:02:56,367 What made me agree to drive this old asthmatic vacuum cleaner? 29 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:58,497 Don't Iose hope! 30 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:07,367 I remember what the great and wise Abou-Akhmat-ibn-Bey said, 31 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,498 who was the first driver of that machine. He said: "Edik..." 32 00:03:10,853 --> 00:03:12,406 - Edik. - Shurik. 33 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:15,368 So he said to me, "Edik, only AIIah himself knows 34 00:03:15,549 --> 00:03:18,574 where goes the spark ofthis degenerate 35 00:03:18,751 --> 00:03:21,906 in the family of internal-combustion engines." 36 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,420 May its carburetor go dead forever! 37 00:05:02,016 --> 00:05:04,069 - Pardon me... - Yes? 38 00:05:04,452 --> 00:05:06,042 Excuse me... 39 00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:09,355 - Would you mind... - Yes? 40 00:05:09,741 --> 00:05:13,976 Will you please not zig zag, and stay on the road? 41 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:17,630 - Why? - My donkey's following you. 42 00:05:18,126 --> 00:05:22,124 - So it's your donkey who pursued me? - That's right. 43 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:25,779 - And I had the impression... - No, it's him! 44 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:31,686 - Are you from around here? - Yes, I'm here on vacation. 45 00:05:31,869 --> 00:05:35,310 - I'm here on business. How far is the town? - 2 kilometers. 46 00:05:35,732 --> 00:05:38,365 - Thanks very much. Goodbye now. - Have a nice time. 47 00:05:38,549 --> 00:05:41,467 Come on... Move! 48 00:05:44,499 --> 00:05:47,346 You see, he won't budge unless you go first. 49 00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:54,512 - Year of birth? - 1942. 50 00:05:57,025 --> 00:06:00,085 - Purpose ofyour visit? - Ethnological research. 51 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:04,922 - I see... Looking for oil? - No. I'm Iooking for folklore. 52 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:09,060 I'm making records ofyour old tales, Iegends, toasts. 53 00:06:09,272 --> 00:06:10,861 Toasts?! 54 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:15,705 My dear man, you're in Iuck... I can help you. 55 00:06:15,883 --> 00:06:16,986 Closed for Iunch 56 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:19,945 What's this? 57 00:06:20,128 --> 00:06:22,275 - You want a good toast? - Yes. 58 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:26,345 A toast without wine is the same as a wedding without a bride. 59 00:06:26,842 --> 00:06:29,938 - No, I don't drink. - Who drinks? 60 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,068 This isn't drinking. 61 00:06:35,124 --> 00:06:38,279 You didn't understand. I don't drink at all. 62 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,689 You see, I'm not physically able to. 63 00:06:41,874 --> 00:06:45,764 This will make my first toast. 64 00:06:46,849 --> 00:06:50,882 - A toast? I'll copy it. - You'll do it Iater. Take this glass. 65 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,310 My great grandfather always said: 66 00:06:57,356 --> 00:07:02,292 "I desire to buy a house, but I don't have the means to do it. 67 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:06,470 I have the means to purchase a goat, but I don't desire it." 68 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:10,917 So Iet us drink to our desires 69 00:07:11,204 --> 00:07:14,917 always meeting our possibilities. 70 00:07:34,899 --> 00:07:37,081 - Good for you. - Right... 71 00:07:37,473 --> 00:07:40,214 - Now, here's another toast. - Right... 72 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:47,377 - I'll be right back. - Take your time. I'll breathe a bit. 73 00:07:48,781 --> 00:07:52,327 I'll get some fresh air, a break from sitting in my office all the time. 74 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:54,655 Always the office... 75 00:08:08,056 --> 00:08:10,761 - Where have you been? - Something wrong? 76 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:14,377 - My niece. - A pleasure to meet you. 77 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:15,571 Nina. 78 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:20,158 - She's studying to be a teacher. - Teaching those who'll take our place. 79 00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:23,563 Excellent student, Komsomol member, athletic girl. 80 00:08:23,747 --> 00:08:25,894 - Athletic? - Uncle knows everything about me. 81 00:08:26,218 --> 00:08:30,073 - You're just what we need. - And what do you need? 82 00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:34,003 Let me ask you a question, a question you'd probably not expect. 83 00:08:34,255 --> 00:08:36,094 Go ahead. 84 00:08:36,273 --> 00:08:39,749 - What do you think of marriage? - I think of it positively. 85 00:08:39,927 --> 00:08:42,003 She's too young to think about it. 86 00:08:42,363 --> 00:08:46,467 It's never too early, and never too Iate. Go get the car started. 87 00:08:47,338 --> 00:08:51,336 What's your opinion about our inauguration of a new Wedding Palace? 88 00:08:51,513 --> 00:08:54,324 - I'll be there for sure. - Will you? 89 00:08:54,506 --> 00:08:57,661 I may ask you for a favor, a small one, but important. 90 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:01,210 - What is it? - I'll tell you Iater. See you there. 91 00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:03,337 AII right. 92 00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:16,978 And when the whole flock migrated to the south, 93 00:09:17,852 --> 00:09:21,600 one small but proud bird said: 94 00:09:22,305 --> 00:09:26,303 "As for me, I shall head up to the sun." 95 00:09:27,907 --> 00:09:31,834 And he started upward, he flew upward, upward, 96 00:09:32,569 --> 00:09:35,167 but soon the heat ofthe sun burnt his wings, 97 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:40,882 and he dropped down to the bottom of a very deep canyon. 98 00:09:42,485 --> 00:09:46,719 So my toast is that no one of us, 99 00:09:47,147 --> 00:09:49,744 no matter how high you get, 100 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:54,970 ever fly too far from the rest ofthe collective. 101 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,906 - What's wrong with him? - What's wrong? 102 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,708 So sorry for the bird! 103 00:10:04,161 --> 00:10:06,759 The princess was so angered that she hanged herself, 104 00:10:09,032 --> 00:10:12,615 because he had counted the exact total of grains in the sack, 105 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:15,744 the exact sum of drops in the sea, and the total of stars gleaming. 106 00:10:15,922 --> 00:10:18,804 So I propose a toast to cybernetics! 107 00:10:25,837 --> 00:10:27,711 Have one, please. 108 00:10:31,473 --> 00:10:33,276 For you! 109 00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:39,856 Wedding Palace 110 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,931 Dear friends! 111 00:10:57,604 --> 00:11:00,593 Today is a great and joyous day... 112 00:11:00,805 --> 00:11:03,545 a beautiful day. 113 00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:08,483 In just a few seconds, these silver shears 114 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:12,110 will cut this red silken ribbon 115 00:11:12,774 --> 00:11:16,214 and, thus, open to all the newlyweds of our region 116 00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:20,424 the road to the radiant future, 117 00:11:21,054 --> 00:11:27,211 the road to happiness, to Iove, to accord, through our Wedding Palace. 118 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,779 To inaugurate the palace then... 119 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:40,677 we agreed among ourselves... 120 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,886 that the honor of inaugurating our palace 121 00:11:45,131 --> 00:11:50,303 would be conferred upon a fine girl 122 00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:54,731 who represents... 123 00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:57,682 a new generation of mountainous women. 124 00:11:57,935 --> 00:12:04,151 She is a student... a Komsomol member... an athlete... 125 00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:07,909 And with all this, she's just a beauty. 126 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:17,939 You see what I meant by a small, but important favor. Would you... 127 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,194 Please. 128 00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:42,465 And to quote our...