An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000) 1080p EAC3.eng Subtitles

00:00:37,607 --> 00:00:39,Yeah, dude!

00:00:39,776 --> 00:00:44,Bobby, do that again,
but this time don't fall down.

00:01:16,435 --> 00:01:20,- Aah!
- Whoo-hoo-wow!

00:01:24,274 --> 00:01:26,Huh?

00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,Do you realize going off
to college means no more...

00:01:30,782 --> 00:01:33,well-meaning but totally smothering,
overprotective,

00:01:33,869 --> 00:01:35,doting, ah-yucking dads?

00:01:35,871 --> 00:01:37,Yeah, well,
yours at least.

00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:42,My dad's been counting down
the days until he can turn
my bedroom into a bowling alley.

00:01:42,878 --> 00:01:47,Hey, we have a surefire way
to shoot straight to the top
of the freshman heap.

00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:50,The College "X" Games!

00:01:51,051 --> 00:01:53,First freshman team
to win it all!

00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:57,First team to boot those
number one Gammas on their boot-tays!

00:01:57,892 --> 00:02:01,Huh! The Gammas
may be five-time winners,

00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:05,but I hope they're ready
for a losing streak!

00:02:05,107 --> 00:02:08,Let's beat the Gammas!
Let's do it to it!

00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,Woo-woo-woo-woo!

00:02:15,951 --> 00:02:19,Gawrsh, Pete, one day
you're changin' their diapers,

00:02:19,663 --> 00:02:21,and the next thing
you know...

00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:25,they're all grown up
and leavin' for college.

00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:27,Well, Goof,
the way I see it,

00:02:27,336 --> 00:02:31,it's my last night of baby-sitting,
and I'm a free man!

00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:35,Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!
Free, free, free, I tell you!

00:02:35,218 --> 00:02:38,Yah-hoo! Ha-ha!
Come on, son.

00:02:38,222 --> 00:02:41,I can't miss you
if you won't leave!

00:02:41,391 --> 00:02:44,- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Yeah, free.

00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:48,Hey, why don't you get the boys?
Food's almost ready.

00:02:48,315 --> 00:02:50,It's time to sere
these little babies now.

00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:54,Ha-ha-ooh!

00:02:54,571 --> 00:02:59,Nice rasta, pasta,
Maxman.

00:02:59,409 --> 00:03:02,Ooh, Maxie's pretty good
at that boardin' stuff.

00:03:02,911 --> 00:03:05,He is totally gonna kill
at college.

00:03:05,998 --> 00:03:08,Huh?

00:03:10,418 --> 00:03:12,- Yeah! Yes!

00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:16,Listen, son, that there
"X" Games fiddle-faddle...

00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:18,may be all well and fun,

00:03:18,176 --> 00:03:22,but remember, you're going off to
college to make something of yourselves.

00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:25,- Exactly.
- You'll get a degree,

00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:28,and the world
will be your clam.

00:03:28,728 --> 00:03:31,Uh, oyster, Dad?

00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:33,No, thanks.
I'm saving room for weenies.

00:03:33,774 --> 00:03:36,Now, let me show you
exactly what I mean.

00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:40,Oh, no, not
the old horseshoe lecture.

00:03:40,615 --> 00:03:45,You see, tossin' horseshoes
is a lot like how life works.

00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:50,Sorr, Pete.

00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:53,Uh, like I was sayin'...

00:03:53,502 --> 00:03:57,It's about
staying focused on your goals.

00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,Right. You see,
ever once in a while...

00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:03,life gives you an important
tossin' opportunity.

00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,Like, uh, well...
college, for instance!

00:04:07,057 --> 00:04:08,If you want
that dee-ploma,

00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:13,you gotta fix both eyes on it
like it was this here horseshoe stake.

00:04:13,395 --> 00:04:16,And with the proper
"consecration"...

00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:18,and follow-through,

00:04:25,114 --> 00:04:27,Throw it, will ya!

00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,You should hear the clang
of a ringer!

00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:47,Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
A ringer!

00:04:47,594 --> 00:04:51,See, Maxie?
You've just gotta stay focused.

00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,- Huh?
- Hey, Goof,

00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:57,- it's gettin' cold already.

00:04:58,855 --> 00:05:00,Save a weenie for me!

00:05:00,816 --> 00:05:03,Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough?
Pass 'em over here.

00:05:05,069 --> 00:05:08,Ooh, I can't wait
to get out of here.

00:05:09,116 --> 00:05:11,Here, let me
help you pack.

00:05:11,118 --> 00:05:12,Dad, I can do that.

00:05:12,827 --> 00:05:17,I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there
at college to pick up after you.

00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:22,In fact,
it's gonna be a long time...

00:05:22,171 --> 00:05:25,before you see
your old man again.

00:05:25,131 --> 00:05:27,What, maybe Christmas?

00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:30,Ah, Dad,
it'll go by fast.

00:05:30,345 --> 00:05:33,Not too fast, I hope.

00:05:33,138 --> 00:05:36,It's time to take charge,
live your own life.

00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,You're a grown man now,
Maxie-Poo.

00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:47,I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear
to college, Dad!

00:05:48,027 --> 00:05:49,- Sure you are.
- No.

00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,What are you talkin' about?
You love Stuffed Bear.

00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:55,- Come on. You're gonna need him.
- I'm not kidding!

00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:58,- No!

00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:04,Well, then,

00:06:05,044 --> 00:06:07,I g***t somethin' else
for you.

00:06:09,381 --> 00:06:11,- Son,

00:06:11,382 --> 00:06:13,I want you to have this.

00:06:13,552 --> 00:06:15,Oh! It weighs
like a ton!

00:06:15,555 --> 00:06:21,I bet it's one of those combo
TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax
things, right?

00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,Oh, man,
they are so cool!

00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:31,- Too stunned to speak, huh?
- No, just stunned. What is it?

00:06:31,403 --> 00:06:33,This was my father's.

00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:37,And now, son,
it's yours.

00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:41,Thanks, Dad.
This means a lot to me.

00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:43,Oh, listen,
I'm gonna turn in.

00:06:43,956 --> 00:06:47,You know, big day tomorrow.

00:06:58,094 --> 00:07:01,- Good night, Dad.
- Good night, son.

00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:18,Ah-yuck.

00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,Ah-yuck.

00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,Did you brush your teeth?

00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,Yeah, Dad.

00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,- Comb your hair?
- Yep.

00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,- Did you put on clean underwear?
- Dad!

00:07:34,796 --> 00:07:36,- Come on, Max!
- Oop! Gotta go!

00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:39,But, Max...

00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,Ooh!

00:07:41,092 --> 00:07:45,- Goin' already?
- Gotta get there early for
freshman orientation. See ya.

00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,What about breakfast?

00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:49,- You need your three squares
a day, you know.
- Don't worr.

00:07:49,976 --> 00:07:53,We'll pick up donuts on the way.
Love ya! Miss ya!
See you at Christmas! Bye!

00:07:53,897 --> 00:07:56,Don't forget to have some milk
with those... donuts.

00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,Don't forget to have some milk
with those... donuts.

00:07:59,694 --> 00:08:02,Good-bye,
my little college man.

00:09:08,051 --> 00:09:09,- Gawrsh.

00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:24,Doot-doot-doot-doot

00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,Doot-doot-doot

00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:28,Okay, dude, south.

00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:32,Un, no, wait. I mean... I don't know,
man. Do I look like Magellan?

00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:35,- P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan.
- Tr hangin' a Louie.

00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,No, no. Wait.
That's the other Louie.

00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:39,Louie, Huey, Dewey?
What're you talkin' about?

00:09:39,707 --> 00:09:41,Yo, it's right here.
This way.

00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,Yeah, Peej,
Bobby's right.

00:09:43,585 --> 00:09:47,Hey, Bob, um,
who's drivin'?

00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,Aaah!

00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,Check it out!

00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:12,Gentlemen, I welcome you
to the first day...

00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,of the rest
of our lives.

00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,Wow.
That's pretty deep.

00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,Did you get that off a bumper sticker?

00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:28,Yo. I spy the Gamma house,
which means...

00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:33,that dude right there
is the one, the only...

00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,Bradley Uppercrust the Third!

00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:41,Whoa!
The College "X" Games king!

00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,Yeah, until we take the crown.

00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:06,Let's play ball, Dad.

00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:09,Max.

00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:51,- Hiya, Dad.
- Maxie.

00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:55,Mr. Goof!
An assembly line is for assembling.

00:11:55,419 --> 00:12:00,Stop daydreaming
and get back to work... or else!

00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:21,Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Ohh! Wah!

00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:29,Oh, no!
Look out!

00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:35,Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo!

00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:45,Ooh!

00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,Ooh!

00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,Goofy!

00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:59,I warned you!

00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,You're fired!

00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,Huh?

00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,Oh. Wow!

00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:33,Great air, Max-a-million!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!

00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,Maxie!

00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:45,Yeah!

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