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00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,All right, warmed up.

00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,Go all out now, okay? As hard as you can.

00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,What?

00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,You really want to do this?

00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,You're the one who said
I had to fight for her.

00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:33,I was speaking figuratively.
Aldon will kick your a***s.

00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,That's why I'm asking you to train me.

00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,I know something's up,
and everything points to him.

00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:42,Emma's always running off
at the last minute all around the world.

00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,And I've g***t to assume that their company
also sends him on these trips.

00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,Plus, how many times in a month
does someone need to get their car washed?

00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:50,She likes a clean car.

00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,She's... She's acting very weird, man.

00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,- Speaking Swahili.
- She what?

00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,And... romantically,

00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:04,she's gotten quite adventurous as of late,
almost like she's making up for something.

00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,- I don't need to hear that.
- Yeah, my bad. Fair enough.

00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,I don't know why
I thought you should hear that.

00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,I... I know something's going on.

00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,If I listen to my gut,

00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,my gut tells me I gotta confront that guy,
even if I have to fight him.

00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,Even if it means I get my a***s kicked.

00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,For Emma.

00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,Emma is worth fighting for.

00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,I love her.

00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,You're a good young man, Carter.

00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,Now you're standing here
with boxing gloves on, for Pete's sakes.

00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:32,And, uh...

00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,Oh... And what?

00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,Uh, nothing.

00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,No, something. Something's upsetting you.
You're just not saying it.

00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,You had the same look on your face
when I told you

00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,that I was on my high school cheer team.

00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,It's probably worse.

00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,Please, Mr. Brunner,

00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,what aren't you telling me?

00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,I saw Emma and Aldon kissing.

00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,Carter,

00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,please,

00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,talk to Emma.

00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,Maybe you can work things out.

00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,Hey, it's the fiancé.

00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,- What's up with him?
- Oh, he's tired from the training.

00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,He wants to get into wedding shape.

00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,So how is Romi?

00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,Better every minute.
The docs couldn't be happier.

00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,- She'll be home in a few days.
- Thank God.

00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:45,I come with more good news.
My app is gonna be launching at Ralph's.

00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:49,Ralph's is one of the biggest chains
on the West Coast. How did you land that?

00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,Not that Ralph's.
Ralph Moskowitz's bodega.

00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,- Oh.
- It's a beta run to show how it works.

00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,I was hoping you could go check it out.

00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,- I'll download it for you.
- No, it's--

00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,I g***t it.

00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,And Donnie's investment let me add
new features like a barcode reader.

00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:07,It advises you on coupons,
allergens, nutrition.

00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,Any data in the barcode's revealed.

00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,MyAisles is gonna revolutionize
the grocery store experience.

00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,You grab an apple. You pay for the apple.

00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,You don't need a revolution for that.

00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:18,Check it out.

00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,It works.

00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,It says the app is a bad idea.

00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,- The kiss was a mistake.
- I'm so glad that you said that first.

00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,Good. Okay.

00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,Okay, so friends then?

00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,Yes, ma'**. Friends. Absolutely.

00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,- French.

00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,Portuguese.

00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:14,German.

00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,- Whoa! No, scary.

00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,- Um, back to French.
- Okay.

00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,Did you just say "let's go to a motel"?

00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,Or a hotel. I've g***t miles.

00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,- If we go to a hotel, we have s***x.
- That's the idea.

00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,What?

00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,Okay I... No, I, um... I can't do this. Um...

00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:41,Carter.

00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,I... I can't do this to Carter.

00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,My heart is telling me,
"No, stop, this is wrong."

00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,Okay. But what is your groin saying?

00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:51,'Cause mine's saying
we should definitely go to a motel, right?

00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,Okay. All right, no, you're right.

00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,You're right. This is messed up.
You're engaged.

00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,I've been a lot of things in my life,

00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,and an intentional home-wrecker
has never been one of them.

00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,- So...
- Intentional?

00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,Well, they don't always wear rings.

00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,Box seats behind the dugout?

00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,Just g***t them.

00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,- Paid through the nose.
- Mm-hm.

00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,Ah.

00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,What's the occasion?

00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,I think Emma needs a break.

00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,Between us losing Boro
and everything that's going on with Romi,

00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,I think it'd be good
to have a day just to talk.

00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,So no occasion?

00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,When she was nine,
I missed her gymnastics championships.

00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,To make up for it,
we did family day in the stadium.

00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,I carried her around on my shoulders.

00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:50,We had hot dogs.

00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,The perfect day.

00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:55,She even g***t
an autographed baseball from Jeter.

00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:59,I remember family day
at Fishkill Correctional.

00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,Buzzie The Strangler gave me a tissue.

00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,It had his mucus on it.

00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,- At least, I thought it was mucus.

00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,Hey, Emma, check this out.

00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,Bronx Bomber family day.

00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,Just like old times?

00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,Surprised?

00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,Oh Dad, wow, that's great.

00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,I... I would love to, really,

00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,but... I need to spend
the weekend with Carter.

00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:23,I've been away a lot,
and I think it's getting to him.

00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,- Rain check?
- Sure, yeah.

00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,We just do it some other day.

00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,As long as we get some time
to talk a little bit, okay?

00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,Sure. Yeah.

00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:38,Greetings, chief.

00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,Sit down and listen.

00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:57,So, Langley thinks they know why Boro
took such risks to get his weapon back.

00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,- Um, to sell it?
- If he did, he'd be out of inventory.

00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,Now that he has the stolen waste
from the Kazakh train,

00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,and he has the suitcase back,

00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,we believe he will utilize
the suitcase's nuclear core

00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,to re-irradiate the waste
and make another half dozen nukes.

00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,Remind me again why we didn't torture him

00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,instead of giving him
exactly what he wanted?

00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:18,Respectfully.

00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,Well, can't we find Boro
by scanning for the radiation signature,

00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,like we did in Greece?

00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:26,We've been trying, but no luck. Tina?

00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:29,My pals at NSA have picked up chatter

00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,that Boro could have his weapons
ready for sale in ten days or less.

00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:35,NSA also intercepted conversations

00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:38,about a high-stakes card game
taking place two days from now

00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,at an oligarch's mansion outside Moscow.

00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,Exclusive annual event
with a 200-year history.

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