FUBAR.S01E06.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

At 00:00:16,057, Character said: All right, warmed up.

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At 00:00:17,559, Character said: Go all out now, okay? As hard as you can.

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At 00:00:19,352, Character said: What?

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At 00:00:26,401, Character said: You really want to do this?

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At 00:00:27,652, Character said: You're the one who said
I had to fight for her.

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At 00:00:29,612, Character said: I was speaking figuratively.
Aldon will kick your a***s.

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At 00:00:33,116, Character said: That's why I'm asking you to train me.

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At 00:00:35,035, Character said: I know something's up,
and everything points to him.

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At 00:00:38,163, Character said: Emma's always running off
at the last minute all around the world.

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At 00:00:42,083, Character said: And I've g***t to assume that their company
also sends him on these trips.

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At 00:00:45,879, Character said: Plus, how many times in a month
does someone need to get their car washed?

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At 00:00:49,632, Character said: She likes a clean car.

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At 00:00:50,967, Character said: She's... She's acting very weird, man.

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At 00:00:53,928, Character said: - Speaking Swahili.
- She what?

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At 00:00:55,764, Character said: And... romantically,

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At 00:00:58,850, Character said: she's gotten quite adventurous as of late,
almost like she's making up for something.

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At 00:01:04,230, Character said: - I don't need to hear that.
- Yeah, my bad. Fair enough.

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At 00:01:06,566, Character said: I don't know why
I thought you should hear that.

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At 00:01:09,319, Character said: I... I know something's going on.

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At 00:01:11,362, Character said: If I listen to my gut,

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At 00:01:12,572, Character said: my gut tells me I gotta confront that guy,
even if I have to fight him.

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At 00:01:16,576, Character said: Even if it means I get my a***s kicked.

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At 00:01:18,787, Character said: For Emma.

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At 00:01:20,872, Character said: Emma is worth fighting for.

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At 00:01:24,584, Character said: I love her.

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At 00:01:25,502, Character said: You're a good young man, Carter.

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At 00:01:27,087, Character said: Now you're standing here
with boxing gloves on, for Pete's sakes.

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At 00:01:31,883, Character said: And, uh...

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At 00:01:34,844, Character said: Oh... And what?

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At 00:01:37,347, Character said: Uh, nothing.

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At 00:01:39,557, Character said: No, something. Something's upsetting you.
You're just not saying it.

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At 00:01:41,935, Character said: You had the same look on your face
when I told you

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At 00:01:43,728, Character said: that I was on my high school cheer team.

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At 00:01:47,440, Character said: It's probably worse.

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At 00:01:49,692, Character said: Please, Mr. Brunner,

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At 00:01:51,903, Character said: what aren't you telling me?

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At 00:01:58,076, Character said: I saw Emma and Aldon kissing.

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At 00:02:01,371, Character said: Carter,

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At 00:02:03,331, Character said: please,

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At 00:02:05,667, Character said: talk to Emma.

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At 00:02:07,418, Character said: Maybe you can work things out.

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At 00:02:23,184, Character said: Hey, it's the fiancé.

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At 00:02:30,984, Character said: - What's up with him?
- Oh, he's tired from the training.

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At 00:02:34,070, Character said: He wants to get into wedding shape.

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At 00:02:36,114, Character said: So how is Romi?

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At 00:02:37,532, Character said: Better every minute.
The docs couldn't be happier.

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At 00:02:39,534, Character said: - She'll be home in a few days.
- Thank God.

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At 00:02:42,036, Character said: I come with more good news.
My app is gonna be launching at Ralph's.

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At 00:02:45,248, Character said: Ralph's is one of the biggest chains
on the West Coast. How did you land that?

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At 00:02:49,210, Character said: Not that Ralph's.
Ralph Moskowitz's bodega.

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At 00:02:52,005, Character said: - Oh.
- It's a beta run to show how it works.

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At 00:02:54,507, Character said: I was hoping you could go check it out.

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At 00:02:56,926, Character said: - I'll download it for you.
- No, it's--

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At 00:02:58,511, Character said: I g***t it.

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At 00:03:00,180, Character said: And Donnie's investment let me add
new features like a barcode reader.

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At 00:03:03,641, Character said: It advises you on coupons,
allergens, nutrition.

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At 00:03:07,687, Character said: Any data in the barcode's revealed.

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At 00:03:09,856, Character said: MyAisles is gonna revolutionize
the grocery store experience.

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At 00:03:13,067, Character said: You grab an apple. You pay for the apple.

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At 00:03:15,069, Character said: You don't need a revolution for that.

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At 00:03:17,822, Character said: Check it out.

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At 00:03:21,284, Character said: It works.

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At 00:03:22,535, Character said: It says the app is a bad idea.

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At 00:03:47,060, Character said: - The kiss was a mistake.
- I'm so glad that you said that first.

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At 00:03:50,021, Character said: Good. Okay.

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At 00:03:52,273, Character said: Okay, so friends then?

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At 00:03:53,608, Character said: Yes, ma'**. Friends. Absolutely.

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At 00:04:06,329, Character said: - French.

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At 00:04:10,208, Character said: Portuguese.

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At 00:04:14,087, Character said: German.

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At 00:04:15,630, Character said: - Whoa! No, scary.

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At 00:04:17,507, Character said: - Um, back to French.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:24,347, Character said: Did you just say "let's go to a motel"?

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At 00:04:27,100, Character said: Or a hotel. I've g***t miles.

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At 00:04:30,436, Character said: - If we go to a hotel, we have s***x.
- That's the idea.

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At 00:04:33,940, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:37,735, Character said: Okay I... No, I, um... I can't do this. Um...

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At 00:04:41,114, Character said: Carter.

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At 00:04:43,199, Character said: I... I can't do this to Carter.

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At 00:04:44,367, Character said: My heart is telling me,
"No, stop, this is wrong."

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At 00:04:46,786, Character said: Okay. But what is your groin saying?

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At 00:04:48,579, Character said: 'Cause mine's saying
we should definitely go to a motel, right?

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At 00:04:55,336, Character said: Okay. All right, no, you're right.

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At 00:04:57,547, Character said: You're right. This is messed up.
You're engaged.

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At 00:05:01,342, Character said: I've been a lot of things in my life,

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At 00:05:02,802, Character said: and an intentional home-wrecker
has never been one of them.

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At 00:05:06,889, Character said: - So...
- Intentional?

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At 00:05:08,224, Character said: Well, they don't always wear rings.

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At 00:05:21,988, Character said: Box seats behind the dugout?

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At 00:05:24,907, Character said: Just g***t them.

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At 00:05:26,451, Character said: - Paid through the nose.
- Mm-hm.

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At 00:05:29,037, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:05:30,788, Character said: What's the occasion?

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At 00:05:32,290, Character said: I think Emma needs a break.

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At 00:05:34,000, Character said: Between us losing Boro
and everything that's going on with Romi,

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At 00:05:38,254, Character said: I think it'd be good
to have a day just to talk.

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At 00:05:40,173, Character said: So no occasion?

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At 00:05:41,591, Character said: When she was nine,
I missed her gymnastics championships.

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At 00:05:44,927, Character said: To make up for it,
we did family day in the stadium.

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At 00:05:47,638, Character said: I carried her around on my shoulders.

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At 00:05:49,932, Character said: We had hot dogs.

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At 00:05:50,850, Character said: The perfect day.

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At 00:05:52,226, Character said: She even g***t
an autographed baseball from Jeter.

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At 00:05:55,646, Character said: I remember family day
at Fishkill Correctional.

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At 00:05:59,359, Character said: Buzzie The Strangler gave me a tissue.

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At 00:06:02,028, Character said: It had his mucus on it.

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At 00:06:04,280, Character said: - At least, I thought it was mucus.

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At 00:06:07,450, Character said: Hey, Emma, check this out.

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At 00:06:09,994, Character said: Bronx Bomber family day.

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At 00:06:11,621, Character said: Just like old times?

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At 00:06:13,081, Character said: Surprised?

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At 00:06:14,499, Character said: Oh Dad, wow, that's great.

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At 00:06:16,042, Character said: I... I would love to, really,

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At 00:06:17,418, Character said: but... I need to spend
the weekend with Carter.

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At 00:06:20,421, Character said: I've been away a lot,
and I think it's getting to him.

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At 00:06:23,049, Character said: - Rain check?
- Sure, yeah.

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At 00:06:25,718, Character said: We just do it some other day.

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At 00:06:27,261, Character said: As long as we get some time
to talk a little bit, okay?

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At 00:06:30,223, Character said: Sure. Yeah.

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At 00:06:37,271, Character said: Greetings, chief.

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At 00:06:50,243, Character said: Sit down and listen.

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At 00:06:52,412, Character said: So, Langley thinks they know why Boro
took such risks to get his weapon back.

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At 00:06:57,417, Character said: - Um, to sell it?
- If he did, he'd be out of inventory.

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At 00:07:01,337, Character said: Now that he has the stolen waste
from the Kazakh train,

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At 00:07:03,840, Character said: and he has the suitcase back,

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At 00:07:05,383, Character said: we believe he will utilize
the suitcase's nuclear core

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At 00:07:08,386, Character said: to re-irradiate the waste
and make another half dozen nukes.

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At 00:07:11,431, Character said: Remind me again why we didn't torture him

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At 00:07:13,349, Character said: instead of giving him
exactly what he wanted?

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At 00:07:17,979, Character said: Respectfully.

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At 00:07:19,397, Character said: Well, can't we find Boro
by scanning for the radiation signature,

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At 00:07:22,400, Character said: like we did in Greece?

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At 00:07:24,026, Character said: We've been trying, but no luck. Tina?

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At 00:07:27,196, Character said: My pals at NSA have picked up chatter

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At 00:07:29,115, Character said: that Boro could have his weapons
ready for sale in ten days or less.

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At 00:07:32,743, Character said: NSA also intercepted conversations

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At 00:07:34,996, Character said: about a high-stakes card game
taking place two days from now

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At 00:07:38,249, Character said: at an oligarch's mansion outside Moscow.

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At 00:07:41,294, Character said: Exclusive annual event
with a 200-year history.

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