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1 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,557 All right, warmed up. 2 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,349 Go all out now, okay? As hard as you can. 3 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,312 What? 4 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,651 You really want to do this? 5 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,612 You're the one who said I had to fight for her. 6 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:33,122 I was speaking figuratively. Aldon will kick your a***s. 7 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,036 That's why I'm asking you to train me. 8 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,155 I know something's up, and everything points to him. 9 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:42,083 Emma's always running off at the last minute all around the world. 10 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:45,303 And I've g***t to assume that their company also sends him on these trips. 11 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,629 Plus, how many times in a month does someone need to get their car washed? 12 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:50,972 She likes a clean car. 13 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,927 She's... She's acting very weird, man. 14 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,758 - Speaking Swahili. - She what? 15 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,774 And... romantically, 16 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:04,230 she's gotten quite adventurous as of late, almost like she's making up for something. 17 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,570 - I don't need to hear that. - Yeah, my bad. Fair enough. 18 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,316 I don't know why I thought you should hear that. 19 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,359 I... I know something's going on. 20 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,572 If I listen to my gut, 21 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,582 my gut tells me I gotta confront that guy, even if I have to fight him. 22 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,786 Even if it means I get my a***s kicked. 23 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,117 For Emma. 24 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,672 Emma is worth fighting for. 25 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,504 I love her. 26 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,092 You're a good young man, Carter. 27 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,797 Now you're standing here with boxing gloves on, for Pete's sakes. 28 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:32,723 And, uh... 29 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,644 Oh... And what? 30 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,927 Uh, nothing. 31 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,937 No, something. Something's upsetting you. You're just not saying it. 32 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,725 You had the same look on your face when I told you 33 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,148 that I was on my high school cheer team. 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,650 It's probably worse. 35 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,402 Please, Mr. Brunner, 36 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,283 what aren't you telling me? 37 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,616 I saw Emma and Aldon kissing. 38 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,331 Carter, 39 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,211 please, 40 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,837 talk to Emma. 41 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,208 Maybe you can work things out. 42 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,524 Hey, it's the fiancé. 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,074 - What's up with him? - Oh, he's tired from the training. 44 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,110 He wants to get into wedding shape. 45 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,534 So how is Romi? 46 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,532 Better every minute. The docs couldn't be happier. 47 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,044 - She'll be home in a few days. - Thank God. 48 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:45,246 I come with more good news. My app is gonna be launching at Ralph's. 49 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:49,208 Ralph's is one of the biggest chains on the West Coast. How did you land that? 50 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:52,010 Not that Ralph's. Ralph Moskowitz's bodega. 51 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,505 - Oh. - It's a beta run to show how it works. 52 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,927 I was hoping you could go check it out. 53 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,506 - I'll download it for you. - No, it's-- 54 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,471 I g***t it. 55 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,640 And Donnie's investment let me add new features like a barcode reader. 56 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:07,691 It advises you on coupons, allergens, nutrition. 57 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,227 Any data in the barcode's revealed. 58 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,066 MyAisles is gonna revolutionize the grocery store experience. 59 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,067 You grab an apple. You pay for the apple. 60 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,029 You don't need a revolution for that. 61 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:18,782 Check it out. 62 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,544 It works. 63 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,035 It says the app is a bad idea. 64 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,020 - The kiss was a mistake. - I'm so glad that you said that first. 65 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,731 Good. Okay. 66 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,613 Okay, so friends then? 67 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,438 Yes, ma'**. Friends. Absolutely. 68 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,619 - French. 69 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,208 Portuguese. 70 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:14,997 German. 71 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,510 - Whoa! No, scary. 72 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,127 - Um, back to French. - Okay. 73 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,097 Did you just say "let's go to a motel"? 74 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,940 Or a hotel. I've g***t miles. 75 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,016 - If we go to a hotel, we have s***x. - That's the idea. 76 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,900 What? 77 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,275 Okay I... No, I, um... I can't do this. Um... 78 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:41,994 Carter. 79 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,369 I... I can't do this to Carter. 80 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,787 My heart is telling me, "No, stop, this is wrong." 81 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,576 Okay. But what is your groin saying? 82 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:51,789 'Cause mine's saying we should definitely go to a motel, right? 83 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,046 Okay. All right, no, you're right. 84 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,587 You're right. This is messed up. You're engaged. 85 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:02,802 I've been a lot of things in my life, 86 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,812 and an intentional home-wrecker has never been one of them. 87 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,219 - So... - Intentional? 88 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,934 Well, they don't always wear rings. 89 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,408 Box seats behind the dugout? 90 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,867 Just g***t them. 91 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,041 - Paid through the nose. - Mm-hm. 92 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,077 Ah. 93 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,288 What's the occasion? 94 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,000 I think Emma needs a break. 95 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,590 Between us losing Boro and everything that's going on with Romi, 96 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,174 I think it'd be good to have a day just to talk. 97 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,593 So no occasion? 98 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,931 When she was nine, I missed her gymnastics championships. 99 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,637 To make up for it, we did family day in the stadium. 100 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,928 I carried her around on my shoulders. 101 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:50,852 We had hot dogs. 102 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,230 The perfect day. 103 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:55,646 She even g***t an autographed baseball from Jeter. 104 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:59,356 I remember family day at Fishkill Correctional. 105 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,529 Buzzie The Strangler gave me a tissue. 106 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,028 It had his mucus on it. 107 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,450 - At least, I thought it was mucus. 108 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,370 Hey, Emma, check this out. 109 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,624 Bronx Bomber family day. 110 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,081 Just like old times? 111 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,001 Surprised? 112 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:16,039 Oh Dad, wow, that's great. 113 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,422 I... I would love to, really, 114 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,418 but... I need to spend the weekend with Carter. 115 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:23,051 I've been away a lot, and I think it's getting to him. 116 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,719 - Rain check? - Sure, yeah. 117 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,258 We just do it some other day. 118 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,221 As long as we get some time to talk a little bit, okay? 119 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,353 Sure. Yeah. 120 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:38,401 Greetings, chief. 121 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,413 Sit down and listen. 122 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:57,422 So, Langley thinks they know why Boro took such risks to get his weapon back. 123 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,707 - Um, to sell it? - If he did, he'd be out of inventory. 124 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,837 Now that he has the stolen waste from the Kazakh train, 125 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,380 and he has the suitcase back, 126 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,393 we believe he will utilize the suitcase's nuclear core 127 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:11,426 to re-irradiate the waste and make another half dozen nukes. 128 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,351 Remind me again why we didn't torture him 129 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,769 instead of giving him exactly what he wanted? 130 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:18,899 Respectfully. 131 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,397 Well, can't we find Boro by scanning for the radiation signature, 132 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,030 like we did in Greece? 133 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:26,316 We've been trying, but no luck. Tina? 134 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:29,116 My pals at NSA have picked up chatter 135 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,735 that Boro could have his weapons ready for sale in ten days or less. 136 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:35,003 NSA also intercepted conversations 137 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:38,246 about a high-stakes card game taking place two days from now 138 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,709 at an oligarch's mansion outside Moscow. 139 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,464 Exclusive annual event with a 200-year history. 140 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,301...