Down and Dirty Duck (1974) Charles Swenson.en Subtitles

At 00:00:00,031, Character said: (rock music)

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At 00:00:34,213, Character said: (upbeat music)

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At 00:00:36,859, Character said: (horse whinnying)

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At 00:00:39,599, Character said: (upbeat music)

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At 00:00:47,059, Character said: (car honking)

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At 00:00:51,080, Character said: - Aw, thank you ever so much for watching

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At 00:00:53,288, Character said: another fine late night feature.

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At 00:00:55,862, Character said: I hope you enjoyed watching
as much as we enjoyed

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At 00:00:59,480, Character said: showing it to you.

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At 00:01:00,319, Character said: Right, Lightening?

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At 00:01:01,240, Character said: Oh sure, Lightening enjoyed
showing it to you, too.

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At 00:01:05,070, Character said: (laughing)

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At 00:01:06,849, Character said: (gun bangs)

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At 00:01:07,947, Character said: You be sure and tune in
tomorrow for our action-packed

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At 00:01:11,239, Character said: late night movie, Dirty Duck.

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At 00:01:15,190, Character said: (screaming)

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At 00:01:18,613, Character said: (laughing) Now this is a
story of a big dime insurance

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At 00:01:23,670, Character said: man gone berserk on a rampage of rape,

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At 00:01:27,859, Character said: murder, and mayhem.

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At 00:01:29,970, Character said: Oh, it's gonna be a nasty one,
so you be sure to watch it.

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At 00:01:34,124, Character said: Lightening and I will be watching it.

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At 00:01:36,390, Character said: And now, good night, folks.

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At 00:01:38,367, Character said: See ya tomorrow.

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At 00:01:39,780, Character said: Right, Lightening?

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At 00:01:40,613, Character said: Now don't make--
(loud screeching)

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At 00:01:42,847, Character said: Don't make an old lady like--

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At 00:01:44,470, Character said: Oh, (faint speaking).

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At 00:01:47,128, Character said: (woman screaming)
(gun bangs)

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At 00:01:48,366, Character said: He says right too, folks (laughing).

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At 00:01:50,286, Character said: (piano music)

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At 00:01:57,726, Character said: (upbeat music)

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At 00:02:02,170, Character said: - [Willard] I don't prize the word cheap.

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At 00:02:04,116, Character said: It's just not a word of hope,
it's not a word of cheer, huh?

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At 00:02:08,020, Character said: It is the badge of poverty,

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At 00:02:11,250, Character said: the signal of distress, huh?

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At 00:02:13,140, Character said: Cheap service means cheap mean

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At 00:02:15,560, Character said: and cheap men mean a cheap country.

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At 00:02:18,518, Character said: - [Announcer] William
McKinley, 24th president

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At 00:02:23,660, Character said: of the United States was shot in the back

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At 00:02:28,820, Character said: by an assassin with a cheap hand gun.

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At 00:02:34,778, Character said: Bang.

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At 00:02:45,080, Character said: (rock music)

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At 00:02:50,271, Character said: ♪ Now this is a cheap little movie ♪

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At 00:02:53,355, Character said: ♪ And I ** a cheap little guy ♪

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At 00:02:59,240, Character said: ♪ I'm going to abuse your eardrums ♪

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At 00:03:04,396, Character said: ♪ I'm going to make fun of your eyes ♪

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At 00:03:10,750, Character said: ♪ This old movie is a great
big pile of shame, yeah ♪

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At 00:03:19,768, Character said: ♪ But I'm glad to be with it ♪

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At 00:03:21,614, Character said: ♪ And I'm proud to be a part of it ♪

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At 00:03:26,233, Character said: ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

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At 00:03:30,746, Character said: ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

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At 00:03:36,744, Character said: ♪ It's great to have work in a movie ♪

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At 00:03:39,840, Character said: ♪ It's great to have something to eat ♪

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At 00:03:44,823, Character said: ♪ Eat ♪

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At 00:03:47,056, Character said: ♪ I could just be out doing sessions ♪

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At 00:03:51,000, Character said: ♪ Like all of the dots in the street ♪

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At 00:03:57,373, Character said: ♪ It's true you may never understand ♪

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At 00:04:00,830, Character said: ♪ What this film's about, yeah ♪

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At 00:04:06,645, Character said: ♪ But I'm the guy singing ♪

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At 00:04:08,517, Character said: ♪ And you're the dope
who paid to find out ♪

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At 00:04:13,331, Character said: ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

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At 00:04:14,997, Character said: ♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

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At 00:04:17,496, Character said: ♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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At 00:04:25,115, Character said: ♪ It's so cheap ♪

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At 00:04:26,860, Character said: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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At 00:04:32,229, Character said: ♪ Yeah, it's so cheap ♪

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At 00:04:35,925, Character said: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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At 00:04:39,318, Character said: (lamp clicking)

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At 00:04:41,691, Character said: ♪ Yeah, it's so cheap ♪

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At 00:04:44,964, Character said: (soft music)

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At 00:04:56,475, Character said: - Willard, wake up!

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At 00:05:00,707, Character said: This is the day.

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At 00:05:03,080, Character said: (soft music)

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At 00:05:08,814, Character said: (yawning)

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At 00:05:14,557, Character said: - Oh, this is the day.

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At 00:05:18,397, Character said: (rock music)

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At 00:05:22,309, Character said: ♪ Wake up, it's a beautiful morning ♪

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At 00:05:25,256, Character said: ♪ Everything good is coming your way ♪

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At 00:05:29,496, Character said: ♪ Big smiles and sunshine ♪

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At 00:05:33,314, Character said: ♪ And often been showing
how it's going today ♪

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At 00:05:36,846, Character said: ♪ You know, you better be there ♪

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At 00:05:39,464, Character said: ♪ Tonight, I'll see ya in Belize ♪

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At 00:05:41,667, Character said: ♪ 'Cause it doesn't matter now ♪

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At 00:05:45,138, Character said: ♪ This is the day that,
you said it's the way ♪

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At 00:05:47,549, Character said: ♪ That you know it's better here ♪

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At 00:05:54,192, Character said: ♪ Whoa, it seems so amazing ♪

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At 00:05:57,450, Character said: ♪ The feelings you feeling ♪

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At 00:05:59,485, Character said: ♪ Seem to flow naturally ♪

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At 00:06:01,354, Character said: ♪ And Willard, it's elementary ♪

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At 00:06:04,804, Character said: ♪ When she smiles at you, it
bet you smile back at me ♪

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At 00:06:08,602, Character said: ♪ So don't you try too hard. ♪

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At 00:06:11,687, Character said: ♪ You're about to cover
just the way you are ♪

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At 00:06:15,069, Character said: ♪ Now I'm sure you made ♪

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At 00:06:17,583, Character said: ♪ You gotta find the
things she can't forget ♪

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At 00:06:21,263, Character said: ♪ No matter how she tries ♪

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At 00:06:23,128, Character said: ♪ It's hard to describe
her feelings inside ♪

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At 00:06:26,324, Character said: ♪ When she looks in your eyes ♪

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At 00:06:28,660, Character said: ♪ And tells you her lies ♪

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At 00:06:30,402, Character said: ♪ The love in your eyes ♪

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At 00:06:32,362, Character said: ♪ She loves when her thighs ♪

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At 00:06:33,833, Character said: ♪ Just how happy these could be ♪

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At 00:06:37,720, Character said: ♪ This could be the day ♪
- This is the day.

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At 00:06:44,220, Character said: I'll do it!

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At 00:06:45,673, Character said: ♪ The day, the day ♪

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At 00:06:47,846, Character said: ♪ This could be the day ♪

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At 00:06:50,050, Character said: - I'll do it, yeah.

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At 00:06:55,367, Character said: I know it's the day, I
can feel it's the day.

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At 00:07:00,610, Character said: This is the day I'll do it.

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At 00:07:02,763, Character said: (farting)

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At 00:07:03,596, Character said: (alarm ringing)

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At 00:07:07,235, Character said: (gun bangs)

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At 00:07:11,515, Character said: - Yes, Daisy.

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At 00:07:12,419, Character said: I'm coming!

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At 00:07:14,020, Character said: Oh now, don't get upset.

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At 00:07:15,950, Character said: I'm coming, dearie.

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At 00:07:17,715, Character said: Oh, that's a good kitty.

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At 00:07:20,738, Character said: - Oh, oh, excuse me.

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At 00:07:23,410, Character said: - Oh, good morning, Willard!

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At 00:07:25,699, Character said: - I'm gonna really do it today

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At 00:07:28,637, Character said: - Do it?

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At 00:07:30,375, Character said: - Yes, ma'**.

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At 00:07:31,953, Character said: - Do what?

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At 00:07:33,454, Character said: - Ask her out today.

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At 00:07:35,848, Character said: Today, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

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At 00:07:39,940, Character said: - Oh, buy Willard!

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At 00:07:41,747, Character said: You haven't even spoken to her before.

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At 00:07:45,000, Character said: - I know, but today is the day.

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At 00:07:48,673, Character said: (meowing)

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At 00:07:50,670, Character said: I knew it for sure when
I was sitting on the--

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At 00:07:52,277, Character said: Ooh!
- Well, you shouldn't rush

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At 00:07:54,883, Character said: those things, you know.
(cat yelping)

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At 00:07:57,190, Character said: - Yes, ma'**, I know, but
it thought about this one

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At 00:08:01,350, Character said: a long time.

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At 00:08:02,183, Character said: - Oh, but Willard, she
just started working

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At 00:08:04,760, Character said: with you this week.

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At 00:08:06,140, Character said: - Well sometimes,
sometimes a week is enough.

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At 00:08:09,813, Character said: - But it's only Tuesday!

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At 00:08:14,919, Character said: (upbeat music)

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At 00:08:38,299, Character said: (car engine choking)

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At 00:08:45,344, Character said: (rock music)

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At 00:08:52,442, Character said: (door slamming)

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At 00:08:53,725, Character said: (rock music)

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At 00:08:54,944, Character said: (loud banging)

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At 00:08:56,566, Character said: (rock music)

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At 00:09:01,252, Character said: (loud crunching)

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At 00:09:05,007, Character said: - It's only Tuesday!
- Yeah, it won't start.

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At 00:09:09,191, Character said: - It looks fine.
- But it won't start.

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At 00:09:12,812, Character said: (cat yelping)
- Oh Jaysie, be careful!

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At 00:09:15,083, Character said: You almost hurt poor
Willard and he's such a nice

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