Scary Movie 2 (2001)_En Subtitles

At 00:00:04,542, Character said: Synced, Edited - 3FaCE

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At 00:00:20,958, Character said: [ Crowd singing "Hello, Dolly!" ]

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At 00:00:23,208, Character said: One of your old favorite
songs from way back when

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At 00:00:27,375, Character said: So...

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At 00:00:29,042, Character said: Take her wrap, fellas

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At 00:00:31,375, Character said: Find her an empty lap,
fellas

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At 00:00:34,083, Character said: Dolly'll never go away

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At 00:00:36,542, Character said: Dolly'll never go away

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At 00:00:39,083, Character said: Dolly'll never go away
again

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At 00:00:43,708, Character said: [ Cheering and applause ]

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At 00:00:47,667, Character said: Hey, do you guys
know this one?

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At 00:00:49,125, Character said: [ Plays Mystikal's
"Shake Ya A***s" on piano ]

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At 00:00:50,833, Character said: WOMAN: Oh!

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At 00:00:52,500, Character said: Now this is the real s***t.

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At 00:00:54,375, Character said: WOMAN: Uh-huh.

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At 00:00:59,125, Character said: ALL: Shake your a***s,
watch yourself

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At 00:01:01,667, Character said: Shake your a***s

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At 00:01:03,167, Character said: Show me what
you're working with

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At 00:01:04,667, Character said: Attention all
young players and pimps

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At 00:01:06,750, Character said: Right now
is the place to be

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At 00:01:09,000, Character said: I thought I told
y'all niggers before

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At 00:01:11,833, Character said: Y'all niggers
don't f***k with me

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At 00:01:13,917, Character said: Shake your a***s

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At 00:01:15,542, Character said: Watch yourself

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At 00:01:16,708, Character said: Shake your a***s

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At 00:01:18,083, Character said: Show me what
you're working with

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At 00:01:19,292, Character said: Shake your a***s

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At 00:01:20,583, Character said: [ Music and singing stops ]

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At 00:01:23,792, Character said: You s***k.

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At 00:01:29,292, Character said: - Uh!
- Uh!

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At 00:01:38,042, Character said: WOMAN: Oh!

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At 00:01:39,042, Character said: MAN: Who put the horse out?

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At 00:01:50,917, Character said: SECOND MAN: She's good.

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At 00:01:56,083, Character said: She--she's been really sick.

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At 00:02:01,292, Character said: Bad, bad, bad girl!

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At 00:02:03,625, Character said: [ Music from
"The Exorcist" plays ]

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At 00:02:10,292, Character said: OK. That'll be $17.50.

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At 00:02:13,292, Character said: Hey, buddy!
Hey, pay the fare.

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At 00:02:15,500, Character said: [ Banging on door ]

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At 00:02:20,375, Character said: I'm Father McFeely.

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At 00:02:21,708, Character said: I'm so glad you're here.

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At 00:02:23,125, Character said: I came as fast as I could,
but at my age...

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At 00:02:25,292, Character said: the little soldier needs
a lot more thumping...

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At 00:02:27,375, Character said: before it starts pumping,
if you know what I mean.

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At 00:02:29,375, Character said: I do find, though,
if I tickle my a***e...

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At 00:02:31,125, Character said: just before I unleash
the dog of war--

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At 00:02:33,542, Character said: It's OK. I understand.

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At 00:02:34,875, Character said: You know,
because in the old days...

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At 00:02:36,875, Character said: you know when you--

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At 00:02:38,458, Character said: [ Deep-voiced scream ]

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At 00:02:40,417, Character said: How is she?

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At 00:02:43,083, Character said: It's gotten worse, Father.

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At 00:02:44,292, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:46,792, Character said: She won't eat,
she won't talk.

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At 00:02:50,958, Character said: The child won't even
let me touch her.

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At 00:02:53,792, Character said: Yes. Sometimes you have
to give them candy.

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At 00:02:57,458, Character said: Father...

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At 00:02:58,750, Character said: the church sent me
to assist you.

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At 00:03:01,292, Character said: I'm Father Harris.

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At 00:03:03,375, Character said: - Hi.
- Hi. Nice to see you.

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At 00:03:05,375, Character said: HARRIS: Would you like
to see the girl?

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At 00:03:07,833, Character said: McFeely: Soon...

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At 00:03:10,167, Character said: but first
I must bless this house.

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At 00:03:30,125, Character said: "The sorrows of death
compassed me...

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At 00:03:32,792, Character said: "and the pains of Hell
g***t hold upon me.

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At 00:03:35,125, Character said: "I found..."

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At 00:03:36,375, Character said: [ Buzzing ]

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At 00:03:38,583, Character said: "Then called I upon
the name of the Lord and..."

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At 00:03:41,458, Character said: [ Coughing ]

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At 00:03:47,458, Character said: [ Coughing ]

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At 00:03:56,000, Character said: "My soul from death."

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At 00:03:58,125, Character said: Oh, God. Please, Lord.

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At 00:04:00,667, Character said: Help me to release
this demon.

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At 00:04:04,125, Character said: [ Farting ]

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At 00:04:06,708, Character said: Ahh!

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At 00:04:08,542, Character said: Thank you, Lord,
the most merciful Almighty.

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At 00:04:12,375, Character said: Oh, hold on.

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At 00:04:13,667, Character said: [ Farting ]

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At 00:04:17,167, Character said: Ahh!
Ah, those enchiladas.

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At 00:04:19,708, Character said: Ha, ha, ha!

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At 00:04:21,625, Character said: [ Sighs ]

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At 00:04:23,458, Character said: Thank you, Lord.

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At 00:04:24,583, Character said: [ Toilet flushes ]

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At 00:04:27,750, Character said: [ Thunder ]

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At 00:04:37,250, Character said: [ Growling ]

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At 00:04:42,750, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:04:44,208, Character said: F***k this.

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At 00:04:46,833, Character said: Father!

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At 00:04:48,333, Character said: F***k! Did you see this?
Look at this!

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At 00:04:50,167, Character said: Please, Father,
think of the child.

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At 00:04:51,917, Character said: McFeely: F***k!

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At 00:04:52,917, Character said: HARRIS: Yes.

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At 00:05:01,583, Character said: It's freezing.

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At 00:05:07,750, Character said: [ Moaning ]

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At 00:05:21,708, Character said: Let us pray.

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At 00:05:22,917, Character said: McFeely:
"Defender of the human race...

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At 00:05:25,417, Character said: "look down in pity upon this,
your servant."

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At 00:05:28,250, Character said: Shove it up your a***s,
you worthless piece of s***t.

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At 00:05:30,667, Character said: MEGAN: Aah!

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At 00:05:32,375, Character said: Silence!

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At 00:05:34,167, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:05:35,167, Character said: "Holy Lord--"

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At 00:05:36,542, Character said: Your mother is in here
with us, Harris.

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At 00:05:39,375, Character said: Would you like
to leave a message?

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At 00:05:40,417, Character said: I'll be sure that she gets it.

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At 00:05:42,167, Character said: Yes. Mom, will you
get out of there, please?

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At 00:05:46,875, Character said: You're no fun.

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At 00:05:48,250, Character said: I'm working.

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At 00:05:49,750, Character said: See you later,
Mrs. Harris.

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At 00:05:51,917, Character said: "Holy Lord,
Almighty Father in--"

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At 00:05:54,500, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:05:55,500, Character said: HARRIS:
"Everlasting God...

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At 00:05:56,500, Character said: "and Father of
our Lord Jesus Christ...

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At 00:05:58,708, Character said: "and the Virgin Mary's
baby daddy.

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At 00:06:01,042, Character said: "Holy Lord,
Almighty Father...

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At 00:06:04,125, Character said: "everlasting God...

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At 00:06:05,708, Character said: "who once consigned
that fallen tyrant...

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At 00:06:08,667, Character said: "to the flames of Hell...

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At 00:06:10,083, Character said: "who sent your only son
into the world...

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At 00:06:13,250, Character said: "to crush
that roaring tiger...

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At 00:06:15,375, Character said: "and who g***t
that unholy bitch Jerri...

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At 00:06:17,333, Character said: "kicked off of "Survivor--"

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At 00:06:18,583, Character said: F***k me! F***k me!

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At 00:06:21,375, Character said: Father!

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At 00:06:23,083, Character said: HARRIS: Father!

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At 00:06:24,875, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:06:25,875, Character said: This is not
part of the ritual.

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At 00:06:29,042, Character said: In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy--

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At 00:06:34,042, Character said: Ha, ha, ha!

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At 00:06:44,500, Character said: Ha, ha, ha!

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At 00:06:47,167, Character said: Ha, ha, ha!

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At 00:06:54,250, Character said: Oh! [ Sobs ]

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At 00:06:57,542, Character said: Here you go, Father.
All clean.

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At 00:06:59,083, Character said: Oh, thank you so much.

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At 00:07:00,583, Character said: OK.

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At 00:07:02,583, Character said: H***e, h***e, h***e!

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At 00:07:04,667, Character said: MEGAN IN DISTORTED VOICE:
You failed, McFeely.

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At 00:07:06,708, Character said: Your weapons are useless
against me.

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At 00:07:09,209, Character said: Let us pray.

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At 00:07:11,083, Character said: BOTH?
Our Father who Art in Heaven--

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At 00:07:14,000, Character said: [ Distorted voice ]
Ha ha!

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At 00:07:15,208, Character said: Stop it!

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At 00:07:16,708, Character said: BOTH: Hallowed be Thy name.

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At 00:07:18,042, Character said: [ Distorted voice ]
Ha ha!

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At 00:07:19,375, Character said: Zip it.

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At 00:07:20,583, Character said: Thy kingdom come.

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At 00:07:21,792, Character said: [ Distorted voice ]
Your mother s***s cocks in Hell.

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At 00:07:24,875, Character said: Ha! S***t!

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At 00:07:25,875, Character said: [ Megan laughing ]

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At 00:07:29,375, Character said: S***k on this.
[ Gun cocks ]

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At 00:07:31,042, Character said: [ Distorted voice ]
Uh-oh!

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At 00:07:32,250, Character said: [ Sugar Ray's
"Sorry Now" playing ]

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At 00:07:40,000, Character said: [ Singing ]
I let you go

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At 00:07:41,500, Character said: Let you go
like a dozen balloons

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At 00:07:45,625, Character said: Without even thinking

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At 00:07:48,083, Character said: I didn't know,
now I know

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