Scary Movie 2 (2001)_En Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,542 --> 00:00:08,667 Synced, Edited - 3FaCE 2 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:23,125 [ Crowd singing "Hello, Dolly!" ] 3 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:27,333 One of your old favorite songs from way back when 4 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,958 So... 5 00:00:29,042 --> 00:00:31,333 Take her wrap, fellas 6 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:34,000 Find her an empty lap, fellas 7 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:36,541 Dolly'll never go away 8 00:00:36,542 --> 00:00:39,000 Dolly'll never go away 9 00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:43,625 Dolly'll never go away again 10 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:45,583 [ Cheering and applause ] 11 00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:49,083 Hey, do you guys know this one? 12 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,750 [ Plays Mystikal's "Shake Ya A***s" on piano ] 13 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,417 WOMAN: Oh! 14 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,333 Now this is the real s***t. 15 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,875 WOMAN: Uh-huh. 16 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,583 ALL: Shake your a***s, watch yourself 17 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,125 Shake your a***s 18 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:04,625 Show me what you're working with 19 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,667 Attention all young players and pimps 20 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,917 Right now is the place to be 21 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,792 I thought I told y'all niggers before 22 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,833 Y'all niggers don't f***k with me 23 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:15,458 Shake your a***s 24 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:16,625 Watch yourself 25 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,042 Shake your a***s 26 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:19,250 Show me what you're working with 27 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:20,500 Shake your a***s 28 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:21,792 [ Music and singing stops ] 29 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,792 You s***k. 30 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:31,208 - Uh! - Uh! 31 00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:39,000 WOMAN: Oh! 32 00:01:39,042 --> 00:01:42,042 MAN: Who put the horse out? 33 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:52,250 SECOND MAN: She's good. 34 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,083 She--she's been really sick. 35 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:03,583 Bad, bad, bad girl! 36 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,083 [ Music from "The Exorcist" plays ] 37 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:13,250 OK. That'll be $17.50. 38 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:15,417 Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare. 39 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,125 [ Banging on door ] 40 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:21,667 I'm Father McFeely. 41 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,083 I'm so glad you're here. 42 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,208 I came as fast as I could, but at my age... 43 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,292 the little soldier needs a lot more thumping... 44 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,333 before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean. 45 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,083 I do find, though, if I tickle my a***e... 46 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,500 just before I unleash the dog of war-- 47 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:34,833 It's OK. I understand. 48 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,833 You know, because in the old days... 49 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,375 you know when you-- 50 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,375 [ Deep-voiced scream ] 51 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,875 How is she? 52 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,250 It's gotten worse, Father. 53 00:02:44,292 --> 00:02:46,750 Really? 54 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,750 She won't eat, she won't talk. 55 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:53,791 The child won't even let me touch her. 56 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:57,417 Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy. 57 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,667 Father... 58 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,208 the church sent me to assist you. 59 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,292 I'm Father Harris. 60 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:05,333 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to see you. 61 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,792 HARRIS: Would you like to see the girl? 62 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:10,125 McFeely: Soon... 63 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:12,667 but first I must bless this house. 64 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,708 "The sorrows of death compassed me... 65 00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:35,083 "and the pains of Hell g***t hold upon me. 66 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,292 "I found..." 67 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,500 [ Buzzing ] 68 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,417 "Then called I upon the name of the Lord and..." 69 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,583 [ Coughing ] 70 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,917 [ Coughing ] 71 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,042 "My soul from death." 72 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,583 Oh, God. Please, Lord. 73 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:04,083 Help me to release this demon. 74 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,625 [ Farting ] 75 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,500 Ahh! 76 00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:12,333 Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. 77 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:13,625 Oh, hold on. 78 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,333 [ Farting ] 79 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:19,625 Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. 80 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,583 Ha, ha, ha! 81 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,417 [ Sighs ] 82 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,500 Thank you, Lord. 83 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,042 [ Toilet flushes ] 84 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,250 [ Thunder ] 85 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:42,708 [ Growling ] 86 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,167 Aah! 87 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,792 F***k this. 88 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,250 Father! 89 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,125 F***k! Did you see this? Look at this! 90 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:51,833 Please, Father, think of the child. 91 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:52,875 McFeely: F***k! 92 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,250 HARRIS: Yes. 93 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:03,208 It's freezing. 94 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,708 [ Moaning ] 95 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:22,875 Let us pray. 96 00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:25,375 McFeely: "Defender of the human race... 97 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:28,208 "look down in pity upon this, your servant." 98 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,625 Shove it up your a***s, you worthless piece of s***t. 99 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,292 MEGAN: Aah! 100 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,083 Silence! 101 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,125 Mmm. 102 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:36,500 "Holy Lord--" 103 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:39,333 Your mother is in here with us, Harris. 104 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:40,333 Would you like to leave a message? 105 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:42,083 I'll be sure that she gets it. 106 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:45,000 Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please? 107 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,208 You're no fun. 108 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,708 I'm working. 109 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,833 See you later, Mrs. Harris. 110 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:54,417 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father in--" 111 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,458 Aah! 112 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,458 HARRIS: "Everlasting God... 113 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,625 "and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... 114 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,000 "and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy. 115 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:04,042 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father... 116 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:05,667 "everlasting God... 117 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:08,625 "who once consigned that fallen tyrant... 118 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,042 "to the flames of Hell... 119 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:13,167 "who sent your only son into the world... 120 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,333 "to crush that roaring tiger... 121 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,250 "and who g***t that unholy bitch Jerri... 122 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,500 "kicked off of "Survivor--" 123 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,333 F***k me! F***k me! 124 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,000 Father! 125 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,792 HARRIS: Father! 126 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:25,833 Huh? 127 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,833 This is not part of the ritual. 128 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:34,000 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy-- 129 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,042 Ha, ha, ha! 130 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,500 Ha, ha, ha! 131 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,708 Ha, ha, ha! 132 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,750 Oh! [ Sobs ] 133 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,000 Here you go, Father. All clean. 134 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,542 Oh, thank you so much. 135 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,542 OK. 136 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,583 H***e, h***e, h***e! 137 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,625 MEGAN IN DISTORTED VOICE: You failed, McFeely. 138 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,208 Your weapons are useless against me. 139 00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:11,042 Let us pray. 140 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,958 BOTH? Our Father who Art in Heaven-- 141 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,167 [ Distorted voice ] Ha ha! 142 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,707 Stop it! 143 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:18,000 BOTH: Hallowed be Thy name. 144 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,333 [ Distorted voice ] Ha ha! 145 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,458 Zip it. 146 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:21,708 Thy kingdom come. 147 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:24,792 [ Distorted voice ] Your mother s***s cocks in Hell. 148 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:25,833 Ha! S***t! 149 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:26,875 [ Megan laughing ] 150 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:30,958 S***k on this. [ Gun cocks ] 151 00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:32,208 [ Distorted voice ] Uh-oh! 152 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,917 [ Sugar Ray's "Sorry Now" playing ] 153 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,417 [ Singing ] I let you go 154 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,542 Let you go like a dozen balloons 155 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,042 Without even thinking 156 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,167 I didn't know, now I know 157 00:07:50,208 -->...