Scary Movie 2 (2001)_En Subtitles

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00:00:04,542 --> 00:00:08,Synced, Edited - 3FaCE

00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:23,[ Crowd singing "Hello, Dolly!" ]

00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:27,One of your old favorite
songs from way back when

00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,So...

00:00:29,042 --> 00:00:31,Take her wrap, fellas

00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:34,Find her an empty lap,
fellas

00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:36,Dolly'll never go away

00:00:36,542 --> 00:00:39,Dolly'll never go away

00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:43,Dolly'll never go away
again

00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:45,[ Cheering and applause ]

00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:49,Hey, do you guys
know this one?

00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,[ Plays Mystikal's
"Shake Ya A***s" on piano ]

00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,WOMAN: Oh!

00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,Now this is the real s***t.

00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,WOMAN: Uh-huh.

00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,ALL: Shake your a***s,
watch yourself

00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,Shake your a***s

00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:04,Show me what
you're working with

00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,Attention all
young players and pimps

00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,Right now
is the place to be

00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,I thought I told
y'all niggers before

00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,Y'all niggers
don't f***k with me

00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:15,Shake your a***s

00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:16,Watch yourself

00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,Shake your a***s

00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:19,Show me what
you're working with

00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:20,Shake your a***s

00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:21,[ Music and singing stops ]

00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,You s***k.

00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:31,- Uh!
- Uh!

00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:39,WOMAN: Oh!

00:01:39,042 --> 00:01:42,MAN: Who put the horse out?

00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:52,SECOND MAN: She's good.

00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,She--she's been really sick.

00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:03,Bad, bad, bad girl!

00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,[ Music from
"The Exorcist" plays ]

00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:13,OK. That'll be $17.50.

00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:15,Hey, buddy!
Hey, pay the fare.

00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,[ Banging on door ]

00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:21,I'm Father McFeely.

00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,I'm so glad you're here.

00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,I came as fast as I could,
but at my age...

00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,the little soldier needs
a lot more thumping...

00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,before it starts pumping,
if you know what I mean.

00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,I do find, though,
if I tickle my a***e...

00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,just before I unleash
the dog of war--

00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:34,It's OK. I understand.

00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,You know,
because in the old days...

00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,you know when you--

00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,[ Deep-voiced scream ]

00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,How is she?

00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,It's gotten worse, Father.

00:02:44,292 --> 00:02:46,Really?

00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,She won't eat,
she won't talk.

00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:53,The child won't even
let me touch her.

00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:57,Yes. Sometimes you have
to give them candy.

00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,Father...

00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,the church sent me
to assist you.

00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,I'm Father Harris.

00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:05,- Hi.
- Hi. Nice to see you.

00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,HARRIS: Would you like
to see the girl?

00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:10,McFeely: Soon...

00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:12,but first
I must bless this house.

00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,"The sorrows of death
compassed me...

00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:35,"and the pains of Hell
g***t hold upon me.

00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:36,"I found..."

00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,[ Buzzing ]

00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,"Then called I upon
the name of the Lord and..."

00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,[ Coughing ]

00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,[ Coughing ]

00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,"My soul from death."

00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,Oh, God. Please, Lord.

00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:04,Help me to release
this demon.

00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,[ Farting ]

00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,Ahh!

00:04:08,542 --> 00:04:12,Thank you, Lord,
the most merciful Almighty.

00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:13,Oh, hold on.

00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,[ Farting ]

00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:19,Ahh!
Ah, those enchiladas.

00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,Ha, ha, ha!

00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,[ Sighs ]

00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,Thank you, Lord.

00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,[ Toilet flushes ]

00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,[ Thunder ]

00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:42,[ Growling ]

00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,Aah!

00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,F***k this.

00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,Father!

00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,F***k! Did you see this?
Look at this!

00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:51,Please, Father,
think of the child.

00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:52,McFeely: F***k!

00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,HARRIS: Yes.

00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:03,It's freezing.

00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,[ Moaning ]

00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:22,Let us pray.

00:05:22,917 --> 00:05:25,McFeely:
"Defender of the human race...

00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:28,"look down in pity upon this,
your servant."

00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,Shove it up your a***s,
you worthless piece of s***t.

00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,MEGAN: Aah!

00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,Silence!

00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,Mmm.

00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:36,"Holy Lord--"

00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:39,Your mother is in here
with us, Harris.

00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:40,Would you like
to leave a message?

00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:42,I'll be sure that she gets it.

00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:45,Yes. Mom, will you
get out of there, please?

00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,You're no fun.

00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,I'm working.

00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,See you later,
Mrs. Harris.

00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:54,"Holy Lord,
Almighty Father in--"

00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,Aah!

00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,HARRIS:
"Everlasting God...

00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,"and Father of
our Lord Jesus Christ...

00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,"and the Virgin Mary's
baby daddy.

00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:04,"Holy Lord,
Almighty Father...

00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:05,"everlasting God...

00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:08,"who once consigned
that fallen tyrant...

00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,"to the flames of Hell...

00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:13,"who sent your only son
into the world...

00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,"to crush
that roaring tiger...

00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,"and who g***t
that unholy bitch Jerri...

00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,"kicked off of "Survivor--"

00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,F***k me! F***k me!

00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,Father!

00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,HARRIS: Father!

00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:25,Huh?

00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,This is not
part of the ritual.

00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:34,In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy--

00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,Ha, ha, ha!

00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,Ha, ha, ha!

00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,Ha, ha, ha!

00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,Oh! [ Sobs ]

00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,Here you go, Father.
All clean.

00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,Oh, thank you so much.

00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,OK.

00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,H***e, h***e, h***e!

00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,MEGAN IN DISTORTED VOICE:
You failed, McFeely.

00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,Your weapons are useless
against me.

00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:11,Let us pray.

00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,BOTH?
Our Father who Art in Heaven--

00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,[ Distorted voice ]
Ha ha!

00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,Stop it!

00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:18,BOTH: Hallowed be Thy name.

00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,[ Distorted voice ]
Ha ha!

00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,Zip it.

00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:21,Thy kingdom come.

00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:24,[ Distorted voice ]
Your mother s***s cocks in Hell.

00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:25,Ha! S***t!

00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:26,[ Megan laughing ]

00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:30,S***k on this.
[ Gun cocks ]

00:07:31,042 --> 00:07:32,[ Distorted voice ]
Uh-oh!

00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,[ Sugar Ray's
"Sorry Now" playing ]

00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,[ Singing ]
I let you go

00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,Let you go
like a dozen balloons

00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:48,Without even thinking

00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:50,I didn't know,
now I know

00:07:50,208 -->...

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