Nobody.Dies.2020. Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:42,676 - You're going to pay for my brother. 2 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,078 - I should be the one paying. 3 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,362 - Okay, new plan. 4 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,188 You get Erica, we get Daniel. 5 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,690 - S***t plan. 6 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,304 - Okay. 7 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,328 F***k everything. 8 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,110 - S***t. 9 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,445 It's my turn. 10 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,426 It's probably only fair. 11 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,263 Considering the amount of death I dish out, 12 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,588 he was bound to come my way. 13 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,758 Don't let my peaceful expression fool you. 14 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,795 I'm quite unhappy, and hurt like hell. 15 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,999 How did we get here? 16 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,446 Well, it's all Daniel's fault. 17 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,384 No, that's not Daniel. 18 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,187 And this isn't heaven either. 19 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,369 Here, I'm still full of life. 20 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,795 Well, alive at least. 21 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:22,703 That's me, in my special place, 22 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,309 with a special kind of guy. 23 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,514 This is my special kind of day. 24 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,299 - Do you think people can change? 25 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,324 - I'm not that deep. 26 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,903 - You're not answering my question. 27 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,037 - No. 28 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,061 - No? 29 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,400 - I believe people can make changes to their lives, 30 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,246 become vegan, religious, taste in music, 31 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,338 but we are who we are. 32 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,919 Thieves steal, murderers murder, and pedophiles, well... 33 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,061 I love crocodiles, 34 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,432 but they give most people the creeps. 35 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,902 Those dead eyes, they just stare across the water. 36 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:31,905 But they're bloody clever. 37 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,753 She catches her prey, drags it to the bottom, 38 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,780 weighs it down, where it stays and rots. 39 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,784 I love crocodiles. 40 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,122 Merciless. 41 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:51,892 Fearless. 42 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,429 Timeless. 43 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,743 - Sir, you're a highly regarded client. 44 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,220 Really highly regarded. 45 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,256 I just think we needn't hang up on each other again. 46 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,058 This, it's business. 47 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,493 We're grownups. 48 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,495 We're not kids at some farm trying to hit each other 49 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,120 with clay sticks or something. 50 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,799 Yeah. 51 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,634 No, Wyngaard's gone. 52 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,469 It's Daniel. 53 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,493 Daniel Niemand? 54 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,838 Yeah, from Accounts. 55 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,974 Yes, sir, the fact is, let's just, 56 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,367 your account's 1.78 million in the red. 57 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,006 And this call is because, 58 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:43,210 see, sir, I see your wife and children are in New Zealand? 59 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,423 Looks fun. 60 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,949 And that you've recently sold your house? 61 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:51,851 Congrats. 62 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,022 Which brings me to the question, 63 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,990 it's just really just a question, 64 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,693 sir, are you going to settle your account with us, 65 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,029 or are you gonna emigrate? 66 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,833 Sir? 67 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:10,837 Hm. 68 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,420 Hey there. 69 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:35,723 - Hey, hey, you stop that. 70 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:37,968 Stop it! 71 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:39,268 Stop. 72 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,460 Don't spray me, hey, don't. 73 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,429 No, you don't, hey. 74 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,773 Don't. Stop. 75 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,709 Naughty child, stop that, stop. 76 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,243 - Excuse me, what the hell are you doing? 77 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,112 - No, no, nothing. 78 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:49,445 Leave my kid alone! 79 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,647 - She's throwing... - You sicko, don't touch her! 80 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,915 I'll call the cops! - Okay, I'll go. 81 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,117 - I'll call the police, watch me. 82 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,308 Just get away. 83 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,813 - Hey, babe. 84 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,761 - What the f***k happened to your suit? 85 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,620 - A little girl threw a doughnut at me. 86 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,764 - What did you do? 87 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:08,666 - Nothing. 88 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:09,833 I just gave her a doughnut. 89 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,625 - Why would you do that? 90 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,503 - I was just sitting there, 91 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,863 then she liked my doughnut, so I thought I'd be nice 92 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,965 and, you know, give her the doughnut, you know. 93 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,576 - Bloody hell, what happened? 94 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,511 - Apparently, the girl he was with did that. 95 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,012 - I wasn't "with" a girl. 96 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,313 - Whatever, Daniel. 97 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,173 - Come in, no one cares. - But, babe. 98 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,440 Babe. - Thank you so much. 99 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,618 - It'll be one of the... - Excuse me, Reverend. 100 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,086 - Sure, sure. - It'll be amazing. 101 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,655 Cousin Daniel. 102 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:32,946 - Cousin Daniel. 103 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,191 - I'm so glad you could make it. 104 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,216 Thank you. - Sorry. 105 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,828 Why is Schalk here? 106 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,664 - You g***t my email about the dress code, right? 107 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,165 - Yeah. 108 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,333 - Magriet will squeeze my balls blue if I forget. 109 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,336 - I can imagine. - Daniel? 110 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,796 - Babe. - Oh. 111 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,974 Oh, it's the other Cousin Daniel. 112 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,375 Oh. 113 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,677 For a moment there, I thought your friendly cousin 114 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,978 had brought home a hobo again. 115 00:08:55,837 --> 00:08:56,837 - They're people too. 116 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,140 - You're probably putting something else on 117 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,317 for the photos, right? 118 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,351 - Don't worry about him, Magriet. 119 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,352 He'll look perfect. 120 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,376 Come. - Excuse me. 121 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,514 - There's a bit on your nose. 122 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,628 Oh, come on, 123 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,862 it's totally fine. - It's your family. 124 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,564 - It's fine, they'll clean him up. 125 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,365 - Ugh. - It's fine. 126 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,558 It's fine, babes, just breathe, babes. 127 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,399 - I thought your dad walking out on us 128 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,911 would be the biggest disgrace. 129 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,837 - Mom, it really wasn't my fault. 130 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,748 - Why do you keep doing this to me? 131 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,706 - Doing what? 132 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,083 - Ugh, what a mess. 133 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,252 - This was one of Daniel's old ones. 134 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,253 It might fit. 135 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,846 - That was the best I could do. 136 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,381 Mm. 137 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,097 - I wanted to do this sooner, but you were late. 138 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,556 - I'm not having a great day. 139 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,958 - Schalk and I are together. 140 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,605 - Schalk? 141 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,741 Our marriage counselor Schalk? 142 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,765 - Yes. 143 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,434 - Since when? 144 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,241 - I would say somewhere around the third session. 145 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,919 One of our individual sessions. 146 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,079 It was one thing and then another. 147 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,890 You know how these things happen. 148 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:14,914 - Have you two... 149 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,651 - It doesn't really matter. 150 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,962 - Doesn't matter? 151 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,296 - No, I wanna chat...