Nobody.Dies.2020. Subtitles

00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:42,- You're going to
pay for my brother.

00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,- I should be the one paying.

00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,- Okay, new plan.

00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,You get Erica, we get Daniel.

00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:56,- S***t plan.

00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,- Okay.

00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,F***k everything.

00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,- S***t.

00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,It's my turn.

00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,It's probably only fair.

00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,Considering the amount
of death I dish out,

00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,he was bound to come my way.

00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,Don't let my peaceful
expression fool you.

00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,I'm quite unhappy,
and hurt like hell.

00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,How did we get here?

00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,Well, it's all Daniel's fault.

00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,No, that's not Daniel.

00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,And this isn't heaven either.

00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,Here, I'm still full of life.

00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,Well, alive at least.

00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:22,That's me, in my special place,

00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,with a special kind of guy.

00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,This is my special kind of day.

00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,- Do you think
people can change?

00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,- I'm not that deep.

00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,- You're not
answering my question.

00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,- No.

00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,- No?

00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,- I believe people can make
changes to their lives,

00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,become vegan, religious,
taste in music,

00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,but we are who we are.

00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,Thieves steal, murderers
murder, and pedophiles, well...

00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,I love crocodiles,

00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,but they give most
people the creeps.

00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,Those dead eyes, they just
stare across the water.

00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:31,But they're bloody clever.

00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,She catches her prey,
drags it to the bottom,

00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,weighs it down, where
it stays and rots.

00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,I love crocodiles.

00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,Merciless.

00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:51,Fearless.

00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,Timeless.

00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,- Sir, you're a highly
regarded client.

00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,Really highly regarded.

00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,I just think we needn't
hang up on each other again.

00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,This, it's business.

00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,We're grownups.

00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,We're not kids at some farm
trying to hit each other

00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,with clay sticks or something.

00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,Yeah.

00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,No, Wyngaard's gone.

00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,It's Daniel.

00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,Daniel Niemand?

00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,Yeah, from Accounts.

00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,Yes, sir, the fact
is, let's just,

00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,your account's 1.million in the red.

00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,And this call is because,

00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:43,see, sir, I see your wife and
children are in New Zealand?

00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,Looks fun.

00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,And that you've recently
sold your house?

00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:51,Congrats.

00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,Which brings me to the question,

00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,it's just really
just a question,

00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,sir, are you going to
settle your account with us,

00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,or are you gonna emigrate?

00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,Sir?

00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:10,Hm.

00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,Hey there.

00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:35,- Hey, hey, you stop that.

00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:37,Stop it!

00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:39,Stop.

00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,Don't spray me, hey, don't.

00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,No, you don't, hey.

00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,Don't. Stop.

00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,Naughty child, stop that, stop.

00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,- Excuse me, what the
hell are you doing?

00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,- No, no, nothing.

00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:49,Leave my kid alone!

00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,- She's throwing...
- You sicko, don't touch her!

00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,I'll call the cops!
- Okay, I'll go.

00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,- I'll call
the police, watch me.

00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,Just get away.

00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,- Hey, babe.

00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,- What the f***k
happened to your suit?

00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,- A little girl threw
a doughnut at me.

00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,- What did you do?

00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:08,- Nothing.

00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:09,I just gave her a doughnut.

00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,- Why would you do that?

00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,- I was just sitting there,

00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,then she liked my doughnut,
so I thought I'd be nice

00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,and, you know, give her
the doughnut, you know.

00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,- Bloody hell, what happened?

00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,- Apparently, the girl
he was with did that.

00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,- I wasn't "with" a girl.

00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,- Whatever, Daniel.

00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,- Come in, no one cares.
- But, babe.

00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,Babe. - Thank you so much.

00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,- It'll be one of the...
- Excuse me, Reverend.

00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,- Sure, sure.
- It'll be amazing.

00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,Cousin Daniel.

00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:32,- Cousin Daniel.

00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,- I'm so glad you could make it.

00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,Thank you. - Sorry.

00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,Why is Schalk here?

00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,- You g***t my email about
the dress code, right?

00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,- Yeah.

00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,- Magriet will squeeze my
balls blue if I forget.

00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,- I can imagine.
- Daniel?

00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,- Babe.
- Oh.

00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,Oh, it's the other
Cousin Daniel.

00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,Oh.

00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,For a moment there, I
thought your friendly cousin

00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,had brought home a hobo again.

00:08:55,837 --> 00:08:56,- They're people too.

00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,- You're probably
putting something else on

00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,for the photos, right?

00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,- Don't worry
about him, Magriet.

00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,He'll look perfect.

00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,Come. - Excuse me.

00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,- There's a bit on your nose.

00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,Oh, come on,

00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,it's totally fine.
- It's your family.

00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,- It's fine, they'll
clean him up.

00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,- Ugh.
- It's fine.

00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,It's fine, babes,
just breathe, babes.

00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,- I thought your dad
walking out on us

00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,would be the biggest disgrace.

00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,- Mom, it really
wasn't my fault.

00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,- Why do you keep
doing this to me?

00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,- Doing what?

00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,- Ugh, what a mess.

00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,- This was one of
Daniel's old ones.

00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,It might fit.

00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,- That was the best I could do.

00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,Mm.

00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,- I wanted to do this
sooner, but you were late.

00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,- I'm not having a great day.

00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,- Schalk and I are together.

00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,- Schalk?

00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,Our marriage counselor Schalk?

00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,- Yes.

00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,- Since when?

00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,- I would say somewhere
around the third session.

00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,One of our individual sessions.

00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,It was one thing
and then another.

00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,You know how these
things happen.

00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:14,- Have you two...

00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,- It doesn't really matter.

00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,- Doesn't matter?

00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,- No, I wanna chat...