The.Hairdressers.Husband.1990 Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:37,869 To Zaza, who will see herself. 2 00:03:20,626 --> 00:03:23,625 My mind is cluttered with memories... 3 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:26,783 It began on the beach at Luc-sur-Mer. 4 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:32,001 Mother had made wool bathing trunks for my brother and me. 5 00:03:32,126 --> 00:03:35,078 They had red pom-poms, 6 00:03:36,209 --> 00:03:37,324 like cherries. 7 00:03:38,334 --> 00:03:41,534 Not only were those fruity ornaments absurd, 8 00:03:42,418 --> 00:03:45,535 but the trunks never dried. 9 00:03:46,668 --> 00:03:48,624 We were always in the sea, 10 00:03:48,709 --> 00:03:51,744 so the wool stayed wet all day, 11 00:03:51,793 --> 00:03:53,868 sand stuck to our asses, 12 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:57,000 which made my crotch extremely sore. 13 00:03:58,209 --> 00:03:59,241 After a week, 14 00:04:00,084 --> 00:04:02,290 I had to walk with my leg spread 15 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,292 to avoid screaming in pain. 16 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:09,410 I'm angry at mother for making us wear 17 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:13,584 those trunks four years in a row. 18 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:17,750 But I'm glad she unintentionally drew 19 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:20,917 my attention to my genitals. 20 00:04:21,084 --> 00:04:23,206 That summer, I realized 21 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:26,248 I had to take good care of my balls. 22 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:44,038 I'm off to the barber's. 23 00:04:44,876 --> 00:04:44,995 Again? 24 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:49,164 I was around 12. 25 00:04:50,126 --> 00:04:52,118 I loved going to the barber's. 26 00:04:56,543 --> 00:05:00,490 In our town there was a barber shop 27 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:03,583 for men only, 28 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:05,825 run by a beautiful Alsatian woman: 29 00:05:06,751 --> 00:05:07,949 the lovely Mrs. Sheaffer. 30 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:10,997 She had few clients 31 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:15,034 so you didn't need an appointment. 32 00:05:15,126 --> 00:05:16,241 She had no husband, 33 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:18,199 but many lovers. 34 00:05:19,459 --> 00:05:21,451 I adored going there. 35 00:05:30,668 --> 00:05:33,832 When I opened the door, a wonderful smell 36 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,951 flooded my nostrils, a mixture 37 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:39,207 of lotion, hair spray, rose water, shampoo... 38 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,118 It was intoxicating. 39 00:05:46,376 --> 00:05:48,617 The most extraordinary smell of all 40 00:05:49,584 --> 00:05:51,706 was her own. 41 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:54,871 She had red hair 42 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:57,992 and a pronounced body odor 43 00:05:58,918 --> 00:06:00,956 that no doubt bothered some clients, 44 00:06:01,001 --> 00:06:03,158 but drove me wild. 45 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:07,331 Her body seemed to smell of love. 46 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:10,288 I adored that. 47 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:16,491 What can I cut? 48 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,707 My mother likes my hair short. 49 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:28,118 The shampoo was the first delight. 50 00:06:29,209 --> 00:06:32,125 Mrs. Sheaffer bent over me, 51 00:06:32,251 --> 00:06:34,408 her bust almost touching my face. 52 00:06:35,376 --> 00:06:36,407 I inhaled deeply, 53 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:39,542 silently, to immerse myself in her smell. 54 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:44,750 At night, in bed, I could still smell it 55 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:49,959 and I yearned to take her in my arms. 56 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:52,074 School going well? 57 00:06:55,293 --> 00:06:57,201 Good student? 58 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,413 You're lucky. 59 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:01,456 I hated school. Didn't like the discipline. 60 00:07:34,668 --> 00:07:36,908 You haven't finished this crossword. 61 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,159 Oh yes... thanks... I'll do it later. 62 00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:49,284 In June 1947, before vacation, 63 00:07:49,334 --> 00:07:53,411 something happened that I've always remembered. 64 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,534 It was very hot. 65 00:07:57,584 --> 00:07:58,782 She smelled divine. 66 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:48,792 That evening, having seen her heavy, 67 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:51,783 ideally round breast, 68 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,957 I was still so disturbed I couldn't speak. 69 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:00,205 You alright, Antoine? 70 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:02,124 I'm fine. 71 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,407 You look funny. 72 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:13,705 Dinner's ready! 73 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:15,873 What's a binary system? 74 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:18,866 I'll put it 75 00:09:18,918 --> 00:09:21,040 another way: 76 00:09:22,001 --> 00:09:25,166 What is a binary cat? 77 00:09:26,251 --> 00:09:28,326 You don't know, of course. 78 00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:32,365 Again, I will have to bail you out! 79 00:09:33,418 --> 00:09:35,540 A normal cat 80 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:37,706 is a cat that has 81 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,790 one head, two eyes 82 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,832 and four paws. 83 00:09:41,876 --> 00:09:43,998 A binary cat 84 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,998 has one head, 85 00:09:47,084 --> 00:09:49,076 one eye, one eye, 86 00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:51,248 one paw, one paw, one paw 87 00:09:51,293 --> 00:09:53,284 and one paw. 88 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,326 You see the difference? 89 00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,534 I thought you'd say that. 90 00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,493 He sees a difference! 91 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:01,663 He's hopeless! 92 00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:03,782 What'd you want to be in life? 93 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:04,830 Civil engineer. 94 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:07,992 Why not a tightrope walker? 95 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,079 Let him be, he's young yet. 96 00:10:10,918 --> 00:10:11,997 I'm disappointed. 97 00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:15,208 If you start small, you end small. 98 00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:19,289 And you? 99 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,374 What'll you do later on? 100 00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:24,494 Later on, I'll marry a hairdresser. 101 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:33,785 Why did I do that? 102 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,079 Tell me why I did that. 103 00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:47,411 It's me, Mom. Open up. 104 00:10:48,459 --> 00:10:49,622 Your father is sorry. 105 00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:52,581 He was surprised, don't you see? 106 00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:01,032 Are you sick? 107 00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:05,157 Answer me! 108 00:11:06,293 --> 00:11:07,288 Antoine? 109 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,366 Do you hear me? 110 00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:12,332 What are you doing? 111 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:14,532 Are you alright? 112 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,705 Well? 113 00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:19,707 He's not answering. 114 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:21,749 Maybe he passed out! 115 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,873 From a slap? 116 00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:27,117 I'm worried! We'll have to break down the door! 117 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:30,117 Calm down! I'll talk to him. 118 00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:36,457 Antoine, it's Dad. I apologize. 119 00:11:36,501 --> 00:11:38,457 I'm sorry for what I did. 120 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:39,664 Do what you want in life. 121 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:44,751 I stayed there an hour, staring at the ceiling. 122 00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:47,992 Mrs. Sheaffer was already mine. 123 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,917 Her body, her smell was mine. 124 00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:54,032 I had won: 125 00:11:54,251 --> 00:11:56,326 I'd be a hairdresser's husband. 126 00:12:53,543 --> 00:12:55,499 There's a storm coming. 127 00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:57,541 Maybe. 128 00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:08,082 Hello, Mr. Morvoisieux. 129 00:13:11,168 --> 00:13:13,325 If plastic flowers grew in a garden, 130 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,324 that would be proof... 131 00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:16,532 And the smell? 132 00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:18,455 You make me laugh, 133 00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:22,661 you know nothing exists without a model. 134 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,701 Plastic flowers are OK, 135 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,875 but there had to be natural ones first, 136 00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:31,075 or there'd be no artificial ones now! 137 00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:32,997 Coffee grinders? 138 00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:35,282 What about them? 139 00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:37,247 They exist, right? 140 00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:39,201 Yes, go on... 141 00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:40,455 They don't grow on trees, 142 00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:42,407 or exist in nature, 143 00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,576 but we have them. 144 00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:46,706 So you can make a grinder 145 00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:47,751 without a model. 146 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,749 We're talking about God! 147 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:50,872 God! 148 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,952 How the hell did we get onto coffee grinders? 149 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,993 What phony reasoning! 150 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:05,250 So you say! You always want to be right! 151 00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:08,582 Coffee grinders was just an example. 152 00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:12,625 God is infinite. You can't fathom Him. 153 00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:13,741 Same thing. 154 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,791 God exists. 155 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,831 So you say, but... 156 00:14:29,293 --> 00:14:30,455 He's stooping lately. 157 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,576 It's just his jacket wrinkling. 158 00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,831 Before, he'd have avoided that. 159 00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:46,999 You're right. He's aging. 160 00:16:09,459 --> 00:16:13,454 10 years ago, Mathilde worked in Isidore's Barber Shop. 161 00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:17,621 Her boss, Isidore Agopian, had 3 female hairdressers. 162 00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:18,782 He was homosexual. 163 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,833 So he hated...