The Hairdressers Husband (1990) Subtitles

At 00:02:34,751, Character said: To Zaza, who will see herself.

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At 00:03:20,626, Character said: My mind is cluttered
with memories...

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At 00:03:24,626, Character said: It began on the beach
at Luc-sur-Mer.

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At 00:03:27,959, Character said: Mother had made wool bathing trunks
for my brother and me.

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At 00:03:32,126, Character said: They had red pom-poms,

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At 00:03:36,209, Character said: like cherries.

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At 00:03:38,334, Character said: Not only were those fruity ornaments
absurd,

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At 00:03:42,418, Character said: but the trunks never dried.

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At 00:03:46,668, Character said: We were always in the sea,

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At 00:03:48,709, Character said: so the wool stayed wet all day,

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At 00:03:51,793, Character said: sand stuck to our asses,

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At 00:03:54,001, Character said: which made my crotch
extremely sore.

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At 00:03:58,209, Character said: After a week,

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At 00:04:00,084, Character said: I had to walk with my leg spread

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At 00:04:02,376, Character said: to avoid screaming in pain.

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At 00:04:06,376, Character said: I'm angry at mother
for making us wear

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At 00:04:09,459, Character said: those trunks four years in a row.

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At 00:04:14,668, Character said: But I'm glad
she unintentionally drew

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At 00:04:17,834, Character said: my attention to my genitals.

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At 00:04:21,084, Character said: That summer, I realized

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At 00:04:24,043, Character said: I had to take good care of my balls.

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At 00:04:42,959, Character said: I'm off to the barber's.

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At 00:04:44,876, Character said: Again?

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At 00:04:48,084, Character said: I was around 12.

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At 00:04:50,126, Character said: I loved going to the barber's.

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At 00:04:56,543, Character said: In our town there was a barber shop

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At 00:05:00,584, Character said: for men only,

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At 00:05:03,668, Character said: run by a beautiful Alsatian woman:

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At 00:05:06,751, Character said: the lovely Mrs. Sheaffer.

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At 00:05:09,918, Character said: She had few clients

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At 00:05:12,959, Character said: so you didn't need
an appointment.

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At 00:05:15,126, Character said: She had no husband,

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At 00:05:17,168, Character said: but many lovers.

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At 00:05:19,459, Character said: I adored going there.

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At 00:05:30,668, Character said: When I opened the door,
a wonderful smell

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At 00:05:33,876, Character said: flooded my nostrils, a mixture

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At 00:05:36,043, Character said: of lotion, hair spray,
rose water, shampoo...

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At 00:05:40,209, Character said: It was intoxicating.

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At 00:05:46,376, Character said: The most extraordinary smell of all

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At 00:05:49,584, Character said: was her own.

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At 00:05:53,626, Character said: She had red hair

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At 00:05:55,751, Character said: and a pronounced body odor

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At 00:05:58,918, Character said: that no doubt bothered some clients,

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At 00:06:01,001, Character said: but drove me wild.

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At 00:06:05,209, Character said: Her body seemed to smell of love.

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At 00:06:09,209, Character said: I adored that.

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At 00:06:15,459, Character said: What can I cut?

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At 00:06:16,543, Character said: My mother likes my hair short.

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At 00:06:24,918, Character said: The shampoo was the first delight.

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At 00:06:29,209, Character said: Mrs. Sheaffer bent over me,

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At 00:06:32,251, Character said: her bust almost touching my face.

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At 00:06:35,376, Character said: I inhaled deeply,

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At 00:06:36,459, Character said: silently, to immerse myself
in her smell.

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At 00:06:41,751, Character said: At night, in bed,
I could still smell it

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At 00:06:45,834, Character said: and I yearned
to take her in my arms.

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At 00:06:50,959, Character said: School going well?

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At 00:06:55,293, Character said: Good student?

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At 00:06:57,334, Character said: You're lucky.

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At 00:06:59,251, Character said: I hated school.
Didn't like the discipline.

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At 00:07:34,668, Character said: You haven't finished this crossword.

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At 00:07:39,959, Character said: Oh yes... thanks...
I'll do it later.

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At 00:07:47,209, Character said: In June 1947, before vacation,

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At 00:07:49,334, Character said: something happened
that I've always remembered.

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At 00:07:54,626, Character said: It was very hot.

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At 00:07:57,584, Character said: She smelled divine.

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At 00:08:45,709, Character said: That evening,
having seen her heavy,

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At 00:08:49,626, Character said: ideally round breast,

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At 00:08:52,793, Character said: I was still so disturbed
I couldn't speak.

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At 00:08:59,043, Character said: You alright, Antoine?

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At 00:09:00,251, Character said: I'm fine.

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At 00:09:03,376, Character said: You look funny.

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At 00:09:12,543, Character said: Dinner's ready!

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At 00:09:13,751, Character said: What's a binary system?

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At 00:09:17,834, Character said: I'll put it

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At 00:09:18,918, Character said: another way:

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At 00:09:22,001, Character said: What is a binary cat?

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At 00:09:26,251, Character said: You don't know, of course.

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At 00:09:28,418, Character said: Again, I will have to bail you out!

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At 00:09:33,418, Character said: A normal cat

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At 00:09:35,584, Character said: is a cat that has

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At 00:09:37,751, Character said: one head, two eyes

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At 00:09:39,876, Character said: and four paws.

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At 00:09:41,876, Character said: A binary cat

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At 00:09:44,876, Character said: has one head,

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At 00:09:47,084, Character said: one eye, one eye,

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At 00:09:49,126, Character said: one paw, one paw, one paw

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At 00:09:51,293, Character said: and one paw.

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At 00:09:53,418, Character said: You see the difference?

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At 00:09:56,459, Character said: I thought you'd say that.

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At 00:09:58,584, Character said: He sees a difference!

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At 00:10:00,584, Character said: He's hopeless!

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At 00:10:02,584, Character said: What'd you want to be in life?

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At 00:10:03,834, Character said: Civil engineer.

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At 00:10:05,668, Character said: Why not a tightrope walker?

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At 00:10:08,834, Character said: Let him be, he's young yet.

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At 00:10:10,918, Character said: I'm disappointed.

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At 00:10:12,126, Character said: If you start small, you end small.

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At 00:10:18,293, Character said: And you?

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At 00:10:19,418, Character said: What'll you do later on?

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At 00:10:21,459, Character said: Later on, I'll marry a hairdresser.

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At 00:10:31,959, Character said: Why did I do that?

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At 00:10:34,834, Character said: Tell me why I did that.

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At 00:10:44,459, Character said: It's me, Mom. Open up.

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At 00:10:48,459, Character said: Your father is sorry.

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At 00:10:50,543, Character said: He was surprised, don't you see?

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At 00:11:00,001, Character said: Are you sick?

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At 00:11:04,126, Character said: Answer me!

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At 00:11:06,293, Character said: Antoine?

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At 00:11:08,334, Character said: Do you hear me?

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At 00:11:10,459, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:11:13,501, Character said: Are you alright?

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At 00:11:16,709, Character said: Well?

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At 00:11:17,751, Character said: He's not answering.

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At 00:11:19,876, Character said: Maybe he passed out!

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At 00:11:21,834, Character said: From a slap?

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At 00:11:24,876, Character said: I'm worried!
We'll have to break down the door!

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At 00:11:27,959, Character said: Calm down! I'll talk to him.

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At 00:11:33,209, Character said: Antoine, it's Dad. I apologize.

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At 00:11:36,501, Character said: I'm sorry for what I did.

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At 00:11:38,501, Character said: Do what you want in life.

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At 00:11:40,709, Character said: I stayed there an hour,
staring at the ceiling.

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At 00:11:45,751, Character said: Mrs. Sheaffer was already mine.

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At 00:11:48,918, Character said: Her body, her smell was mine.

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At 00:11:53,001, Character said: I had won:

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At 00:11:54,251, Character said: I'd be a hairdresser's husband.

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At 00:12:53,543, Character said: There's a storm coming.

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At 00:12:55,668, Character said: Maybe.

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At 00:13:06,126, Character said: Hello, Mr. Morvoisieux.

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At 00:13:11,168, Character said: If plastic flowers grew in a garden,

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At 00:13:14,209, Character said: that would be proof...

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At 00:13:15,418, Character said: And the smell?

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At 00:13:17,376, Character said: You make me laugh,

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At 00:13:18,584, Character said: you know nothing exists
without a model.

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At 00:13:23,709, Character said: Plastic flowers are OK,

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At 00:13:25,793, Character said: but there had to be
natural ones first,

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At 00:13:28,918, Character said: or there'd be
no artificial ones now!

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At 00:13:32,001, Character said: Coffee grinders?

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At 00:13:34,084, Character said: What about them?

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At 00:13:36,168, Character said: They exist, right?

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At 00:13:37,293, Character said: Yes, go on...

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At 00:13:39,293, Character said: They don't grow on trees,

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At 00:13:41,293, Character said: or exist in nature,

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At 00:13:42,501, Character said: but we have them.

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At 00:13:44,668, Character said: So you can make a grinder

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At 00:13:47,584, Character said: without a model.

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At 00:13:47,793, Character said: We're talking about God!

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At 00:13:49,793, Character said: God!

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At 00:13:51,834, Character said: How the hell
did we get onto coffee grinders?

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At 00:13:56,001, Character said: What phony reasoning!

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At 00:14:02,168, Character said: So you say!
You always want to be right!

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At 00:14:05,334, Character said: Coffee grinders
was just an example.

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At 00:14:09,543, Character said: God is infinite.
You can't fathom Him.

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At 00:14:12,709, Character said: Same thing.

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At 00:14:13,834, Character said: God exists.

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At 00:14:16,793, Character said: So you say, but...

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At 00:14:29,293, Character said: He's stooping lately.

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At 00:14:35,501, Character said: It's just his jacket wrinkling.

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At 00:14:39,626, Character said: Before, he'd have avoided that.

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At 00:14:45,043, Character said: You're right. He's aging.

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At 00:16:09,459, Character said: 10 years ago, Mathilde worked
in Isidore's Barber Shop.

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At 00:16:13,626, Character said: Her boss, Isidore Agopian,
had 3 female hairdressers.

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At 00:16:17,668, Character said: He was homosexual.

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At 00:16:18,834, Character said: So he hated...