The Muppet Show s03e20 Sylvester Stallone.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:09,000, Character said: Hi, I'm Brian Henson.

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At 00:00:12,100, Character said: The Muppet fans are sometimes really
crazy people. It's amazing.

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At 00:00:16,239, Character said: Every crazy little walk -on character,
they know the name. So, if you want a

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At 00:00:21,120, Character said: facts that'll impress your friends, tell
them about these characters.

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At 00:00:25,000, Character said: Here's Wayne and Wanda. These two are an
accident -prone singing duo who were in

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At 00:00:29,740, Character said: the pilot but only actually lasted
through the first season.

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At 00:00:37,040, Character said: Or how about Betsy Bird?

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At 00:00:38,541, Character said: She was a beautiful, eccentric dancing
bird who appeared in several shows, but

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At 00:00:42,720, Character said: she never really quite took off.

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At 00:00:44,880, Character said: Or here's Fleet Scribbler, who's an
abrasive tabloid reporter that the press

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At 00:00:49,340, Character said: loved, but the show's writers couldn't
stand.

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At 00:00:51,640, Character said: Muppets banned press reporter thrown out
by fraud.

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At 00:00:54,520, Character said: He was soon written out of the show.

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At 00:00:57,240, Character said: Just keep watching and you might see
Fleet and a few other unsung Muppet

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At 00:01:01,240, Character said: on The Muppet Show.

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At 00:01:07,390, Character said: Sylvester Stallone?

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At 00:01:08,670, Character said: Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr.
Stallone.

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At 00:01:11,590, Character said: Everything okay?

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At 00:01:12,810, Character said: Oh, yeah, I'm happy as a clam.

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At 00:01:17,070, Character said: I'm so miserable.

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At 00:01:18,970, Character said: I've g***t to walk over until midnight.

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At 00:01:22,410, Character said: Well, happy as some clam.

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At 00:01:27,650, Character said: It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Sylvester Stallone.

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At 00:02:33,710, Character said: guest is a writer, director, and the
talented star of that popular film

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At 00:02:37,490, Character said: Mr. Sylvester Stallone!

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At 00:02:45,210, Character said: I'm sorry about that, folks.

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At 00:02:46,770, Character said: Right now, we're going to present a
dance from Hawaii.

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At 00:03:14,619, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:04:56,490, Character said: Puppet chose a great job for a pig. You
all say, we could be working a loo

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At 00:05:01,010, Character said: house.

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At 00:05:02,850, Character said: Now we're off to a possibly decent
start.

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At 00:05:06,910, Character said: Oh, we're here. We're really here. Yes.

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At 00:05:10,770, Character said: Good grief, it's Sylvester Stallone's
groupie brigade.

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At 00:05:13,990, Character said: Listen, girls, you're not allowed
backstage during the show.

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At 00:05:17,650, Character said: Oh, it's okay. We g***t passes. Yeah.

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At 00:05:20,670, Character said: Passes? We don't give out passes?

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At 00:05:29,360, Character said: could be selling backstage passes around
here 28 29 bucks yeah boss scooter i

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At 00:05:36,360, Character said: want to talk to you okay uh right now i
gotta go introduce sylvester stallone

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At 00:05:40,280, Character said: but i want you to stay right here and
don't move right see how valuable those

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At 00:05:46,600, Character said: passes are girls the frog's gonna let us
stay right here so we can see sylvester

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At 00:05:50,680, Character said: up

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At 00:05:59,660, Character said: Roman Colosseum, where brave gladiators
sometimes looked like Sylvester...

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At 00:06:30,969, Character said: Hold it guys.

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At 00:07:47,120, Character said: And I say I'll eat you, fight you, beat
you, b***e you, eat you. Let's call the

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At 00:07:52,260, Character said: whole thing off.

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At 00:07:55,120, Character said: Before I say Augustus. And I say

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At 00:08:01,960, Character said: Augustus. And I say Cuvares.

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At 00:08:04,420, Character said: And I say we go.

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At 00:08:05,860, Character said: Augustus. Augustus. Cuvares. We go.

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At 00:08:20,970, Character said: You must...

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At 00:09:37,900, Character said: We had a serious talk.

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At 00:09:39,120, Character said: Boss, I understand you don't want these
groupies backstage.

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At 00:09:42,191, Character said: That's true. I understand you're angry
with me for letting them in. That's

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At 00:09:45,980, Character said: too. Well, I wouldn't have if they
weren't just so desperate to see you.

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At 00:09:50,180, Character said: Me?

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At 00:09:53,060, Character said: Where? Where?

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At 00:09:56,840, Character said: Girls, girls, girls, you're going to
have to leave.

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At 00:09:59,720, Character said: Kermit insists upon it.

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At 00:10:02,400, Character said: Wait, wait, no. Well, leaving isn't what
I insist upon exactly.

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At 00:10:08,130, Character said: Standing quietly over there near my desk
will do just fine.

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At 00:10:16,350, Character said: He fell for it. Okay, quickly now, up
the stairs. We'll go to Sylvester's

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At 00:10:19,990, Character said: dressing room. Come on.

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At 00:10:24,650, Character said: Who's that small green man?

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At 00:10:27,961, Character said: Say, Sly, could I have a word with you
for a minute? Oh, sure, Scooter. Come on

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At 00:10:34,750, Character said: in. Oh, great.

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At 00:10:35,800, Character said: You see, there are a couple of your fans
waiting outside. Well, they're not

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At 00:10:38,600, Character said: waiting outside. Well, they wanted to...
Touch me. Touch me, please. Touch me.

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At 00:10:45,800, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:10:48,160, Character said: look at all the bodybuilding stuff Sly
has here.

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At 00:10:51,660, Character said: Are you really a training Sly?

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At 00:10:54,020, Character said: Well, no, not really. I mean, I'm not
really a fighter. I made a movie about

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At 00:10:58,440, Character said: fighting, but I like to work out and
keep in shape.

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At 00:11:06,320, Character said: few punches.

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At 00:15:33,100, Character said: Silver, are you decent?

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At 00:15:34,740, Character said: No, but my folks were. Come on in.

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At 00:15:36,861, Character said: Rumor has it that there are a bunch of
groupies loose in the theater. Oh,

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At 00:15:42,220, Character said: really? Yeah.

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At 00:15:43,700, Character said: You, uh, think I'm safe here?

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At 00:15:45,780, Character said: Yeah, I think you can rest easy.

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At 00:15:47,860, Character said: You know, I noticed when you came here,
you didn't arrive with much baggage.

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At 00:15:52,020, Character said: Yeah, that's me. I travel light, no
baggage. Yeah, that's you.

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At 00:15:55,641, Character said: Traveling light, yeah. Well, listen, if
you need anything, you just let me know,

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At 00:16:00,260, Character said: huh? Well, thanks a lot, Link. I
appreciate it. For instance, I mean, if

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At 00:16:03,460, Character said: wanted my aftershave lotion, it's in the
right -hand drawer. Well, thanks, Link,

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At 00:16:06,920, Character said: but I don't. Yeah, my cologne is in the
left drawer.

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At 00:16:09,600, Character said: Well, thank you, Link. And the scented
body talc is above the mirror.

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At 00:16:14,041, Character said: Well, Link, you sure treat yourself
well, you know that? Oh, can't complain,

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At 00:16:18,000, Character said: know. Us guys, we've g***t to stay fit,
you know.

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At 00:16:33,230, Character said: Oh, Tommy the Worst. Did he mark me?
Yeah, a little bit, I'm afraid.

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At 00:16:37,150, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:16:38,201, Character said: Hey, Link, Link, Link, Link, don't cry,
don't feel bad.

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At 00:16:40,790, Character said: You still smell nice.

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At 00:16:47,690, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:16:49,430, Character said: You can't go out there.

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At 00:16:51,590, Character said: That is the stage.

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At 00:16:53,410, Character said: Well, I know that. Shh, shh, shh.

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At 00:16:56,370, Character said: I know that. I'm playing in the William
Tell Overture.

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At 00:17:00,630, Character said: I didn't know you were musical.

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At 00:17:03,160, Character said: I'm not.

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At 00:17:06,760, Character said: Should have a lot in common with the
rest of the band.

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At 00:17:29,680, Character said: I'm once again for Veterinarian's
Hospital.

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At 00:17:32,220, Character said: Hey, when are we on? The continuing
story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.

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At 00:17:39,081, Character said: All right, Nurse Janice, where's the
next patient?

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At 00:17:41,660, Character said: Oh, here he is, Dr. Bob.

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At 00:17:43,041, Character said: Where's he from?

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At 00:17:44,240, Character said: Hawaii. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

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At 00:17:48,720, Character said: Dr. Bob, that is the oldest joke since
they renamed the islands.

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At 00:17:53,360, Character said: What were they called before?

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At 00:17:55,040, Character said: Sandwich. No, thanks. I might get crumbs
on the patient.

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At 00:18:00,940, Character said: The patient was in the opening Hawaiian
number.

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At 00:18:03,500, Character said: Why wasn't I in that number? I can do
the hula. I've seen you do the hula.

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At 00:18:08,260, Character said: You're no great shakes.

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At 00:18:10,340, Character said: The patient misses Hawaii.

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At 00:18:12,720, Character said: He's homesick. How can he be homesick
when he's right here sick?

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At 00:18:17,340, Character said: I mean he misses his home in Hawaii.

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At 00:18:20,340, Character said: Oh, I can fix that. Hey, patient. Watch
this.

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At 00:18:34,440, Character said: I mean napples.

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At 00:18:35,660, Character said: Napples? No, you mean apples.

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At 00:18:38,280, Character said: No, napples. You put them on pies.

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At 00:18:40,960, Character said: Oh, no.

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