The Muppet Show s03e20 Sylvester Stallone.eng Subtitles

00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,Hi, I'm Brian Henson.

00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:15,The Muppet fans are sometimes really
crazy people. It's amazing.

00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:21,Every crazy little walk -on character,
they know the name. So, if you want a

00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:24,facts that'll impress your friends, tell
them about these characters.

00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,Here's Wayne and Wanda. These two are an
accident -prone singing duo who were in

00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:32,the pilot but only actually lasted
through the first season.

00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,Or how about Betsy Bird?

00:00:38,541 --> 00:00:42,She was a beautiful, eccentric dancing
bird who appeared in several shows, but

00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,she never really quite took off.

00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,Or here's Fleet Scribbler, who's an
abrasive tabloid reporter that the press

00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:51,loved, but the show's writers couldn't
stand.

00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,Muppets banned press reporter thrown out
by fraud.

00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,He was soon written out of the show.

00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:01,Just keep watching and you might see
Fleet and a few other unsung Muppet

00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,on The Muppet Show.

00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:08,Sylvester Stallone?

00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:10,Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr.
Stallone.

00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:12,Everything okay?

00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:14,Oh, yeah, I'm happy as a clam.

00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,I'm so miserable.

00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:21,I've g***t to walk over until midnight.

00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:23,Well, happy as some clam.

00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:31,It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Sylvester Stallone.

00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:37,guest is a writer, director, and the
talented star of that popular film

00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,Mr. Sylvester Stallone!

00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,I'm sorry about that, folks.

00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:49,Right now, we're going to present a
dance from Hawaii.

00:03:14,619 --> 00:03:16,Thank you.

00:04:56,490 --> 00:05:01,Puppet chose a great job for a pig. You
all say, we could be working a loo

00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,house.

00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:05,Now we're off to a possibly decent
start.

00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:09,Oh, we're here. We're really here. Yes.

00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,Good grief, it's Sylvester Stallone's
groupie brigade.

00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:17,Listen, girls, you're not allowed
backstage during the show.

00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,Oh, it's okay. We g***t passes. Yeah.

00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:22,Passes? We don't give out passes?

00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:36,could be selling backstage passes around
here 28 29 bucks yeah boss scooter i

00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,want to talk to you okay uh right now i
gotta go introduce sylvester stallone

00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:46,but i want you to stay right here and
don't move right see how valuable those

00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,passes are girls the frog's gonna let us
stay right here so we can see sylvester

00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:51,up

00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:03,Roman Colosseum, where brave gladiators
sometimes looked like Sylvester...

00:06:30,969 --> 00:06:32,Hold it guys.

00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:52,And I say I'll eat you, fight you, beat
you, b***e you, eat you. Let's call the

00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,whole thing off.

00:07:55,120 --> 00:08:01,Before I say Augustus. And I say

00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,Augustus. And I say Cuvares.

00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:05,And I say we go.

00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,Augustus. Augustus. Cuvares. We go.

00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:22,You must...

00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:38,We had a serious talk.

00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,Boss, I understand you don't want these
groupies backstage.

00:09:42,191 --> 00:09:45,That's true. I understand you're angry
with me for letting them in. That's

00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:49,too. Well, I wouldn't have if they
weren't just so desperate to see you.

00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,Me?

00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,Where? Where?

00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,Girls, girls, girls, you're going to
have to leave.

00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,Kermit insists upon it.

00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,Wait, wait, no. Well, leaving isn't what
I insist upon exactly.

00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:12,Standing quietly over there near my desk
will do just fine.

00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,He fell for it. Okay, quickly now, up
the stairs. We'll go to Sylvester's

00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,dressing room. Come on.

00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,Who's that small green man?

00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:34,Say, Sly, could I have a word with you
for a minute? Oh, sure, Scooter. Come on

00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:35,in. Oh, great.

00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,You see, there are a couple of your fans
waiting outside. Well, they're not

00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:45,waiting outside. Well, they wanted to...
Touch me. Touch me, please. Touch me.

00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,Oh,

00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,look at all the bodybuilding stuff Sly
has here.

00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,Are you really a training Sly?

00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:58,Well, no, not really. I mean, I'm not
really a fighter. I made a movie about

00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,fighting, but I like to work out and
keep in shape.

00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,few punches.

00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,Silver, are you decent?

00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,No, but my folks were. Come on in.

00:15:36,861 --> 00:15:42,Rumor has it that there are a bunch of
groupies loose in the theater. Oh,

00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,really? Yeah.

00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,You, uh, think I'm safe here?

00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,Yeah, I think you can rest easy.

00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:51,You know, I noticed when you came here,
you didn't arrive with much baggage.

00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:55,Yeah, that's me. I travel light, no
baggage. Yeah, that's you.

00:15:55,641 --> 00:16:00,Traveling light, yeah. Well, listen, if
you need anything, you just let me know,

00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,huh? Well, thanks a lot, Link. I
appreciate it. For instance, I mean, if

00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,wanted my aftershave lotion, it's in the
right -hand drawer. Well, thanks, Link,

00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,but I don't. Yeah, my cologne is in the
left drawer.

00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,Well, thank you, Link. And the scented
body talc is above the mirror.

00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,Well, Link, you sure treat yourself
well, you know that? Oh, can't complain,

00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,know. Us guys, we've g***t to stay fit,
you know.

00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:36,Oh, Tommy the Worst. Did he mark me?
Yeah, a little bit, I'm afraid.

00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:38,Oh, no.

00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:40,Hey, Link, Link, Link, Link, don't cry,
don't feel bad.

00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,You still smell nice.

00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:48,Excuse me.

00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,You can't go out there.

00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,That is the stage.

00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:55,Well, I know that. Shh, shh, shh.

00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:59,I know that. I'm playing in the William
Tell Overture.

00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:02,I didn't know you were musical.

00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,I'm not.

00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,Should have a lot in common with the
rest of the band.

00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,I'm once again for Veterinarian's
Hospital.

00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:39,Hey, when are we on? The continuing
story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.

00:17:39,081 --> 00:17:41,All right, Nurse Janice, where's the
next patient?

00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,Oh, here he is, Dr. Bob.

00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,Where's he from?

00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,Hawaii. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:53,Dr. Bob, that is the oldest joke since
they renamed the islands.

00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,What were they called before?

00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,Sandwich. No, thanks. I might get crumbs
on the patient.

00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,The patient was in the opening Hawaiian
number.

00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:08,Why wasn't I in that number? I can do
the hula. I've seen you do the hula.

00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,You're no great shakes.

00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,The patient misses Hawaii.

00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,He's homesick. How can he be homesick
when he's right here sick?

00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:19,I mean he misses his home in Hawaii.

00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,Oh, I can fix that. Hey, patient. Watch
this.

00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,I mean napples.

00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,Napples? No, you mean apples.

00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,No, napples. You put them on pies.

00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,Oh, no.

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