South Park -avs S23E09 Subtitles

At 00:01:07,884, Character said: Dad...

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At 00:01:09,056, Character said: Dad, I love you.

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At 00:01:11,313, Character said: I love you so much, Dad.

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At 00:01:24,893, Character said: What is it, Scott?

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At 00:01:26,195, Character said: 90, Mom.

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At 00:01:27,265, Character said: Okay. Great.

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At 00:01:33,179, Character said: Dad.

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At 00:01:34,386, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:01:35,734, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:36,873, Character said: I love you so much, Dad.

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At 00:01:38,843, Character said: Please, can we get Disney+?

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At 00:01:40,843, Character said: God d***n it.
Not this s***t again!

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At 00:01:43,388, Character said: No. We don't need
Disney ♪♪♪♪ +, Scott!

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At 00:01:46,526, Character said: We've g***t cable,
and that's enough.

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At 00:01:48,829, Character said: All this talk about
Disney+ and CBS Max

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At 00:01:52,101, Character said: and s***t on a ♪♪♪♪
extreme prime.

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At 00:01:54,054, Character said: Where's it gonna end?!

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At 00:01:55,224, Character said: Straight to ♪♪♪♪ hell,
that's where.

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At 00:01:57,377, Character said: I'm going to work.

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At 00:02:04,010, Character said: S***t!

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At 00:02:07,983, Character said: A***e.

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At 00:02:18,647, Character said: Mkay, kids.
If we can all be quiet, please.

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At 00:02:21,147, Character said: Today is a very special day

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At 00:02:22,859, Character said: because we have a new student
who has just moved to town

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At 00:02:25,601, Character said: and will be starting
her scholastic adventures

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At 00:02:27,656, Character said: here in South Park.

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At 00:02:28,947, Character said: I know you are all
going to be very kind

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At 00:02:30,693, Character said: and make her feel at home.

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At 00:02:32,135, Character said: Pfffft. Yeah.

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At 00:02:33,445, Character said: Please say hi to Sophie Gray.

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At 00:02:37,020, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:02:38,399, Character said: Um... well,
I moved here from Arizona.

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At 00:02:40,727, Character said: I really like soccer,

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At 00:02:42,025, Character said: and I love
"The Mandalorian."

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At 00:02:44,135, Character said: And, um...

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At 00:02:45,640, Character said: I guess one thing about me

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At 00:02:46,900, Character said: that might be kind of different
is that...

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At 00:02:49,025, Character said: I have diabetes.

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At 00:02:50,655, Character said: Say what?!

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At 00:02:52,748, Character said: I have a thing called diabetes.

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At 00:02:54,501, Character said: It's a condition that

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At 00:02:55,601, Character said: affects the way my body
processes sugar.

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At 00:02:57,359, Character said: - ♪ Will you marry me? ♪
- It just means

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At 00:02:58,798, Character said: I have to check my blood sugar
once in a while,

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At 00:03:00,648, Character said: and sometimes I have...

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At 00:03:04,054, Character said: ♪ I swear that I will mean it ♪

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At 00:03:05,851, Character said: ♪ I say, will you marry me? ♪

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At 00:03:11,101, Character said: Part of who I **.

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At 00:03:12,298, Character said: Oh! And I also have a pony.

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At 00:03:14,687, Character said: ♪ Singing... ♪

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At 00:03:15,872, Character said: Holy s***t, you guys!
What ** I gonna do?!

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At 00:03:18,118, Character said: About what?
About Sophie Gray!

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At 00:03:20,321, Character said: She's my boo!
I love her!

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At 00:03:22,211, Character said: What ** I supposed
to say to her?

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At 00:03:23,846, Character said: Scott, you can't be
with Sophie Gray.

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At 00:03:25,414, Character said: She has diabetes.

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At 00:03:26,577, Character said: I know!
That's why she's perfect!

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At 00:03:28,851, Character said: No, Scott,
If you and Sophie have a baby,

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At 00:03:30,551, Character said: it'll have super diabetes.

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At 00:03:31,723, Character said: I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure

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At 00:03:33,002, Character said: that causes a crater
on the Earth.

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At 00:03:34,463, Character said: That girl is pretty fly.

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At 00:03:36,125, Character said: As soon as she said
she watches "Mandalorian,"

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At 00:03:37,794, Character said: it gave me a little boner.

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At 00:03:38,895, Character said: If you wanna be
with the new girl,

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At 00:03:40,017, Character said: you're gonna have
some stiff competition.

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At 00:03:41,790, Character said: Get it? S‐Stiff...

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At 00:03:43,648, Character said: c‐c‐c‐c...

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At 00:03:46,116, Character said: competition.

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At 00:03:47,578, Character said: But she has diabetes!

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At 00:03:49,089, Character said: You guys always rip on me
for having diabetes!

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At 00:03:51,540, Character said: You guys
always rip on me for having diabetes.

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At 00:03:53,375, Character said: I'm Scott Malkinson.

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At 00:03:55,243, Character said: Oh, no!
Not this time!

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At 00:03:57,646, Character said: You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!

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At 00:04:00,729, Character said: I'm taking control,
you understand?

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At 00:04:06,088, Character said: I'm taking control,
you understand.

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At 00:04:07,623, Character said: - I'm Scott Malkinson.
- I have diabetes.

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At 00:04:15,475, Character said: ♪ I can smell the chemicals ♪

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At 00:04:18,834, Character said: Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?

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At 00:04:21,490, Character said: This is Clark. Go ahead.

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At 00:04:23,247, Character said: Yeah, hey. I think
we actually have a job.

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At 00:04:25,749, Character said: The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.

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At 00:04:28,044, Character said: Alright. I'm on it!

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At 00:04:29,478, Character said: Now, listen, Clark.

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At 00:04:30,646, Character said: Part of why
we're losing customers

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At 00:04:32,381, Character said: is because people say
our service is slow.

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At 00:04:34,450, Character said: Don't worry.
I'll be there as fast as I can!

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At 00:04:52,621, Character said: Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?

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At 00:04:54,971, Character said: Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.

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At 00:05:27,294, Character said: Oh. Well, finally.

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At 00:05:29,324, Character said: The cable company
gave us a window

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At 00:05:30,907, Character said: of noon to 5:00
for you to show up.

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At 00:05:32,389, Character said: It's 5:15.

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At 00:05:33,934, Character said: Only 15 minutes late.

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At 00:05:36,176, Character said: This is why we should quit cable

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At 00:05:37,598, Character said: and just go to
streaming services.

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At 00:05:39,245, Character said: Oh! You want quantity
over quality?!

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At 00:05:42,053, Character said: Streaming services
are destroying our town!

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At 00:05:44,687, Character said: People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.

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At 00:05:47,574, Character said: Everyone watches
something different.

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At 00:05:49,425, Character said: 'Cause you g***t assholes
in Hollywood

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At 00:05:51,260, Character said: making little niche programs
for everybody.

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At 00:05:53,730, Character said: That's what you want?!

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At 00:05:55,231, Character said: Yeah, I think I do.

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At 00:06:01,170, Character said: Goth Kid: Uh, hi.
You're the new girl, right?

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At 00:06:04,699, Character said: Just wanted to say, you know...

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At 00:06:06,876, Character said: welcome to the school.

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At 00:06:08,937, Character said: Oh, thanks!
That's really nice of you.

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At 00:06:11,247, Character said: I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,

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At 00:06:13,199, Character said: well, I could show you around,
if you need it.

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At 00:06:15,184, Character said: Wow! That'd be great.

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At 00:06:16,452, Character said: A couple of the other guys
offered, too.

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At 00:06:18,354, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:19,521, Character said: A lot of the guys here
are posers, though.

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At 00:06:20,823, Character said: - You gotta be careful.
- That's funny.

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At 00:06:22,491, Character said: Another one of the guys
said that.

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At 00:06:23,983, Character said: He was the tall kid
that kind of dresses like you?

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At 00:06:26,144, Character said: Oh, yeah.
He's a total poser.

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At 00:06:27,880, Character said: God d***n it.

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At 00:06:29,630, Character said: Assholes.

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At 00:06:42,368, Character said: Yeah, and so my dad actually
still lives in Scottsdale.

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At 00:06:45,047, Character said: Scottsdale.
I love it there.

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At 00:06:46,482, Character said: Hey, Sophie.
How's it going?

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At 00:06:47,745, Character said: Aah!
Watch it, dork.

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At 00:06:49,104, Character said: I have something really
important to tell you, Sophie.

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At 00:06:51,104, Character said: It can't wait.

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At 00:06:52,229, Character said: Oh, okay.
I'll see you around, huh?

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At 00:06:54,156, Character said: Yeah.
Sure thing.

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At 00:06:57,312, Character said: So, um...

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At 00:06:58,803, Character said: You have diabetes, right?

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At 00:07:00,562, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:03,237, Character said: I...

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At 00:07:04,232, Character said: have diabetes.

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At 00:07:06,766, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:10,469, Character said: So...

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At 00:07:11,645, Character said: what do you wanna do now?

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At 00:07:19,915, Character said: So...

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At 00:07:21,350, Character said: What's your favorite food
that you can't eat?

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At 00:07:24,687, Character said: Mine's waffles.

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At 00:07:26,381, Character said: Um... I haven't
really thought about it.

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At 00:07:28,891, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:07:30,359, Character said: Do you watch
"The Mandalorian" on Disney+?

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At 00:07:32,596, Character said: Oh, uh, yeah.
Of course.

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At 00:07:35,197, Character said: I love "The Mandalorian!"
Right?

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At 00:07:37,159, Character said: It's the best Star Wars thing
since "Empire."

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At 00:07:39,540, Character said: Makes all the new movies...