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00:01:07,884 --> 00:01:08,Dad...

00:01:09,056 --> 00:01:10,Dad, I love you.

00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:13,I love you so much, Dad.

00:01:24,893 --> 00:01:26,What is it, Scott?

00:01:26,195 --> 00:01:27,90, Mom.

00:01:27,265 --> 00:01:28,Okay. Great.

00:01:33,179 --> 00:01:34,Dad.

00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,I love you.

00:01:35,734 --> 00:01:36,What?

00:01:36,873 --> 00:01:38,I love you so much, Dad.

00:01:38,843 --> 00:01:40,Please, can we get Disney+?

00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:43,God d***n it.
Not this s***t again!

00:01:43,388 --> 00:01:46,No. We don't need
Disney ♪♪♪♪ +, Scott!

00:01:46,526 --> 00:01:48,We've g***t cable,
and that's enough.

00:01:48,829 --> 00:01:52,All this talk about
Disney+ and CBS Max

00:01:52,101 --> 00:01:53,and s***t on a ♪♪♪♪
extreme prime.

00:01:54,054 --> 00:01:55,Where's it gonna end?!

00:01:55,224 --> 00:01:57,Straight to ♪♪♪♪ hell,
that's where.

00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:58,I'm going to work.

00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:05,S***t!

00:02:07,983 --> 00:02:09,A***e.

00:02:18,647 --> 00:02:20,Mkay, kids.
If we can all be quiet, please.

00:02:21,147 --> 00:02:22,Today is a very special day

00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:25,because we have a new student
who has just moved to town

00:02:25,601 --> 00:02:27,and will be starting
her scholastic adventures

00:02:27,656 --> 00:02:28,here in South Park.

00:02:28,947 --> 00:02:30,I know you are all
going to be very kind

00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:32,and make her feel at home.

00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:33,Pfffft. Yeah.

00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,Please say hi to Sophie Gray.

00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:38,Hey, guys.

00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:40,Um... well,
I moved here from Arizona.

00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,I really like soccer,

00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:44,and I love
"The Mandalorian."

00:02:44,135 --> 00:02:45,And, um...

00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,I guess one thing about me

00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,that might be kind of different
is that...

00:02:49,025 --> 00:02:50,I have diabetes.

00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:52,Say what?!

00:02:52,748 --> 00:02:54,I have a thing called diabetes.

00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:55,It's a condition that

00:02:55,601 --> 00:02:57,affects the way my body
processes sugar.

00:02:57,359 --> 00:02:58,- ♪ Will you marry me? ♪
- It just means

00:02:58,798 --> 00:03:00,I have to check my blood sugar
once in a while,

00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:03,and sometimes I have...

00:03:04,054 --> 00:03:05,♪ I swear that I will mean it ♪

00:03:05,851 --> 00:03:11,♪ I say, will you marry me? ♪

00:03:11,101 --> 00:03:12,Part of who I **.

00:03:12,298 --> 00:03:14,Oh! And I also have a pony.

00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:15,♪ Singing... ♪

00:03:15,872 --> 00:03:18,Holy s***t, you guys!
What ** I gonna do?!

00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:20,About what?
About Sophie Gray!

00:03:20,321 --> 00:03:22,She's my boo!
I love her!

00:03:22,211 --> 00:03:23,What ** I supposed
to say to her?

00:03:23,846 --> 00:03:25,Scott, you can't be
with Sophie Gray.

00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,She has diabetes.

00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:28,I know!
That's why she's perfect!

00:03:28,851 --> 00:03:30,No, Scott,
If you and Sophie have a baby,

00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:31,it'll have super diabetes.

00:03:31,723 --> 00:03:32,I'm not sure,
but I'm pretty sure

00:03:33,002 --> 00:03:34,that causes a crater
on the Earth.

00:03:34,463 --> 00:03:36,That girl is pretty fly.

00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:37,As soon as she said
she watches "Mandalorian,"

00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:38,it gave me a little boner.

00:03:38,895 --> 00:03:39,If you wanna be
with the new girl,

00:03:40,017 --> 00:03:41,you're gonna have
some stiff competition.

00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:43,Get it? S‐Stiff...

00:03:43,648 --> 00:03:45,c‐c‐c‐c...

00:03:46,116 --> 00:03:47,competition.

00:03:47,578 --> 00:03:48,But she has diabetes!

00:03:49,089 --> 00:03:51,You guys always rip on me
for having diabetes!

00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,You guys
always rip on me for having diabetes.

00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:54,I'm Scott Malkinson.

00:03:55,243 --> 00:03:57,Oh, no!
Not this time!

00:03:57,646 --> 00:04:00,You assholes aren't ruining
Scott Malkinson's life again!

00:04:00,729 --> 00:04:03,I'm taking control,
you understand?

00:04:06,088 --> 00:04:07,I'm taking control,
you understand.

00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,- I'm Scott Malkinson.
- I have diabetes.

00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:18,♪ I can smell the chemicals ♪

00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,Hey, Clark.
Clark, you there?

00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:23,This is Clark. Go ahead.

00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:25,Yeah, hey. I think
we actually have a job.

00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:27,The Stotches need their
cable box looked at.

00:04:28,044 --> 00:04:29,Alright. I'm on it!

00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,Now, listen, Clark.

00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,Part of why
we're losing customers

00:04:32,381 --> 00:04:34,is because people say
our service is slow.

00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,Don't worry.
I'll be there as fast as I can!

00:04:52,621 --> 00:04:54,Welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order?

00:04:54,971 --> 00:04:57,Number 3 Value Meal.
No pickle.

00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,Oh. Well, finally.

00:05:29,324 --> 00:05:30,The cable company
gave us a window

00:05:30,907 --> 00:05:32,of noon to 5:for you to show up.

00:05:32,389 --> 00:05:33,It's 5:15.

00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,Only 15 minutes late.

00:05:36,176 --> 00:05:37,This is why we should quit cable

00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,and just go to
streaming services.

00:05:39,245 --> 00:05:41,Oh! You want quantity
over quality?!

00:05:42,053 --> 00:05:44,Streaming services
are destroying our town!

00:05:44,687 --> 00:05:47,People don't watch and bond
over the same shows anymore.

00:05:47,574 --> 00:05:49,Everyone watches
something different.

00:05:49,425 --> 00:05:51,'Cause you g***t assholes
in Hollywood

00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:53,making little niche programs
for everybody.

00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,That's what you want?!

00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,Yeah, I think I do.

00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,Goth Kid: Uh, hi.
You're the new girl, right?

00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:06,Just wanted to say, you know...

00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,welcome to the school.

00:06:08,937 --> 00:06:11,Oh, thanks!
That's really nice of you.

00:06:11,247 --> 00:06:13,I was wondering if,
maybe sometime,

00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:15,well, I could show you around,
if you need it.

00:06:15,184 --> 00:06:16,Wow! That'd be great.

00:06:16,452 --> 00:06:18,A couple of the other guys
offered, too.

00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:19,Yeah.

00:06:19,521 --> 00:06:20,A lot of the guys here
are posers, though.

00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:22,- You gotta be careful.
- That's funny.

00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:23,Another one of the guys
said that.

00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,He was the tall kid
that kind of dresses like you?

00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:27,Oh, yeah.
He's a total poser.

00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,God d***n it.

00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:31,Assholes.

00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,Yeah, and so my dad actually
still lives in Scottsdale.

00:06:45,047 --> 00:06:46,Scottsdale.
I love it there.

00:06:46,482 --> 00:06:47,Hey, Sophie.
How's it going?

00:06:47,745 --> 00:06:49,Aah!
Watch it, dork.

00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,I have something really
important to tell you, Sophie.

00:06:51,104 --> 00:06:52,It can't wait.

00:06:52,229 --> 00:06:54,Oh, okay.
I'll see you around, huh?

00:06:54,156 --> 00:06:55,Yeah.
Sure thing.

00:06:57,312 --> 00:06:58,So, um...

00:06:58,803 --> 00:07:00,You have diabetes, right?

00:07:00,562 --> 00:07:01,Yeah.

00:07:03,237 --> 00:07:04,I...

00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:05,have diabetes.

00:07:06,766 --> 00:07:07,Oh.

00:07:10,469 --> 00:07:11,So...

00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:13,what do you wanna do now?

00:07:19,915 --> 00:07:21,So...

00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,What's your favorite food
that you can't eat?

00:07:24,687 --> 00:07:26,Mine's waffles.

00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:28,Um... I haven't
really thought about it.

00:07:28,891 --> 00:07:30,Oh...

00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:32,Do you watch
"The Mandalorian" on Disney+?

00:07:32,596 --> 00:07:35,Oh, uh, yeah.
Of course.

00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:37,I love "The Mandalorian!"
Right?

00:07:37,159 --> 00:07:39,It's the best Star Wars thing
since "Empire."

00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,Makes all the new movies...