Grantchester - 07x04 - Episode 4.STV.WEB-DL.BTN.English.HI.C.orig.Addic7ed.com Subtitles

00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:04,MUSIC: 'Venus' by Frankie Avalon

00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,♪ Hey, Venus ♪

00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,♪ Oh, Venus ♪

00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,♪ Venus if you will ♪

00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,♪ Please send a little girl
for me to thrill ♪

00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,CHURCH BELL

00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,♪ A girl who wants my kisses
and my arms ♪

00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,♪ A girl with all the charms of you ♪

00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,♪ Venus make her fair... ♪

00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,I've been asked by the ladies
and gentleman

00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,of the Parish Missionary Circle

00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,repeatedly, they are quite
the persistent bunch,

00:00:45,839 --> 00:00:49,to remind you that they are holding
a charity auction tomorrow.

00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,Now, as the saying goes,

00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,"He who has no charity
deserves no mercy",

00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,and believe me,
they will be utterly merciless

00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,if you do not hand over your money.

00:00:58,575 --> 00:01:01,As always, if you need to
talk to me about anything,

00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,bar yesterday's terrible
football results,

00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:06,we are a close-knit community

00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:09,and my door is always open.

00:01:09,661 --> 00:01:11,- Thank you for coming.
- Thank you, Vicar.

00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,Unmitigated disaster.

00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,Mrs Chapman promised us
a dozen cakes for the auction.

00:01:17,443 --> 00:01:19,- Do you know how many she's made?
- Less than a dozen?

00:01:19,629 --> 00:01:22,The situation with Sylvia is fubar.

00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,Yesterday, she left the house
without wearing her girdle.

00:01:25,309 --> 00:01:27,- No girdle, Will.
- No cakes, Will.

00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,And what is a cake stall without cakes?

00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,Just a table.

00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:32,That was wonderful. You were wonderful.

00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,I was so moved by it.

00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,The importance of what you're doing,
the gravitas of your role.

00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,Victoria sponge, cherry Bakewell,
Battenberg.

00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,Eleanor has become positively
fascistic about this event.

00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,Poor Eleanor, her husband's
quite deaf, you know.

00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,She says the entire thing's
driving her to drink.

00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,- What doesn't drive her to drink?
- Daniel!

00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,THEY CHUCKLE

00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,I'd love to pick your brains about
following in your footsteps.

00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,- Absolutely.
- You need to speak to her, Will.

00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,- Absolutely.
- We need 12 cakes, Will.

00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,Absolutely.

00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,The section in the middle
was just long and boring...

00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,- Making your escape, Vicar?
- Cover me, will you?

00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,I don't know how you put up
with my wife and her friends.

00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,Those damnable women blathering on.

00:02:10,561 --> 00:02:12,All part of the service, Mr Hughes.

00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,The way they all moon around
that Daniel fella.

00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,Dansy the Pansy I call him.

00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,Dansy the Pansy!

00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,Must have taken you hours
to come up with that.

00:02:20,546 --> 00:02:21,Oh, Lord, incoming.

00:02:22,277 --> 00:02:23,One last thing, Will...

00:02:23,438 --> 00:02:26,It's never one last thing
with our wives, is it, Adam?

00:02:26,548 --> 00:02:28,You will say a blessing
in the auction, won't you?

00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,Nothing like a good prayer
to guilt the sinners into donating.

00:02:31,799 --> 00:02:33,Absolutely. I'd be happy to.

00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,BICYCLE BELL RINGS

00:02:35,145 --> 00:02:36,Bonnie.

00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,- She certainly is.
- Very pretty.

00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,- Single?
- We're friends.

00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,But don't let the truth get
in the way of a good bit of gossip.

00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,THEY LAUGH

00:02:45,529 --> 00:02:46,Look at you doing your vicaring.

00:02:48,457 --> 00:02:51,- They laugh at everything you say?
- I ** pretty hilarious.

00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,I think it's more likely the dress.

00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,- Now, Bonnie Evans.
- Yes, Reverend Davenport?

00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,What do you know about cakes?

00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,HE GRUNTS

00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:02,- God d***n you, Mrs C.
- Blasphemy, Vicar.

00:03:02,973 --> 00:03:06,She hasn't worked once this week.
I'm cooking, I'm cleaning.

00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,- Nothing. Ah-ah!
- Ooh!

00:03:12,135 --> 00:03:15,Leaving a grown man to look
after himself, it's outrageous.

00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,Ah!

00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,Just cut the burnt bits off.

00:03:21,185 --> 00:03:22,It's all burnt bits.

00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,SHE CHUCKLES

00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,- Knife.
- Er...

00:03:28,331 --> 00:03:29,Brandy.

00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,Not sure how that's gonna help.

00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,Oh!

00:03:44,753 --> 00:03:46,I did actually come here
for a reason, you know.

00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,Oh, not just my scintillating company?

00:03:48,886 --> 00:03:50,That too, obviously.

00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:52,I'm worried about Cath.

00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,She's really sad and mopey.

00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,- Oh, poor Cath.
- How's George?

00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,- Good morning.
- Oh.

00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,- It's nearly two.
- I know.

00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,If you need me, I'll be in bed.

00:04:19,951 --> 00:04:21,We need a thing.

00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,You're gonna have to be
a bit more specific than that.

00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,No, you know when you're in the army
and you make like a plan.

00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:28,- An operation.
- Exactly.

00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,Operation get Cath and Geordie
back together

00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,cos they're meant to be

00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,and it's making them miserable
that they're not.

00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,HE LAUGHS
That's catchy.

00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,- They love each other.
- Of course they do.

00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:48,They just need to be reminded
that love is a very splendid thing.

00:04:49,567 --> 00:04:50,Like the song.

00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,Many splendored thing.

00:04:54,798 --> 00:04:56,Really?

00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,HE LAUGHS
Yes.

00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,But that doesn't even sound like a word.

00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,Splendored?

00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,Splen-dored?

00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:06,What?

00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,Flour.

00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,DOG WHINES AND BARKS

00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,Oh, Lord, not again!

00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,Oh... Ah.

00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,HE SIGHS

00:05:29,714 --> 00:05:33,- Hail, fine fellows.
- How now, Leonardo.

00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,That's just a little thing we do.

00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,Jim's interested in becoming a curate.

00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,- I thought you could shed some light.
- Wonderful. Yes, of course.

00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,Being a priest is about serving God.

00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:51,It's about patience, tolerance...

00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,- Mrs C, what are you doing here?
- Tolerance.

00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,- It's about kindness to others.
- Are you trying to annoy me?

00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,Cos you're doing
a bloody good job of it.

00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,- Kindness to others.
- You do remember that you work for me?

00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,I'm taking a hiatus.

00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,Perhaps it would be helpful
if you told Will

00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,why you're taking a hiatus.

00:06:13,391 --> 00:06:15,I'm no longer a believer.

00:06:15,493 --> 00:06:17,She and God had a falling out.

00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,God lost.

00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,You couldn't have lost your faith
after you baked 12 cakes?

00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,- So selfish.
- I'm selfish? I'm the selfish one?

00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:30,God deserts us all in the end.

00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,Put that in your little book.

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