The Simpsons s36e13 Bottle.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:04,670 ? 2 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,303 [sighs] 3 00:00:09,244 --> 00:00:11,602 ? I want to break free ? 4 00:00:13,253 --> 00:00:16,112 ? I want to break free ? 5 00:00:16,944 --> 00:00:18,202 ? I want to ? 6 00:00:18,356 --> 00:00:20,206 ? Break free from your lies ? 7 00:00:20,361 --> 00:00:22,770 ? You're so self-satisfied ? 8 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:25,384 ? I don't need you ? 9 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:29,186 ? I've g***t to break free ? 10 00:00:31,237 --> 00:00:33,387 ? God knows ? 11 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:38,414 ? God knows I want to break free ? 12 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,258 ? I want to break free. ? 13 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,008 [Smithers sighs] 14 00:00:45,162 --> 00:00:47,829 Ah, the joy of a completed to-do list. 15 00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:50,611 Shall we celebrate by cracking open an amontillado? 16 00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:52,933 Uh, sir, you had that cask of amontillado 17 00:00:52,956 --> 00:00:54,605 walled off two days ago. 18 00:00:54,626 --> 00:00:56,626 -Along with the salesman. -[knocking] 19 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,357 [salesman] Are you still considering 20 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,968 the Cask of the Month Club? 21 00:01:00,047 --> 00:01:02,140 After three months, it pays for itself. 22 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,978 I'm thinking about it. 23 00:01:04,056 --> 00:01:06,207 Anyway, Smithers, a tasting. 24 00:01:06,228 --> 00:01:09,280 What about this 1945 Bordeaux? 25 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:13,224 Yes, that could give my palate a little party. 26 00:01:13,229 --> 00:01:14,819 Palate, have at it. 27 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,323 Oh. 28 00:01:16,403 --> 00:01:19,070 How I miss extra-venous fluids. 29 00:01:19,076 --> 00:01:21,259 Mm, you're getting notes of cigar smoke, 30 00:01:21,339 --> 00:01:23,339 saffron- Ooh, sandalwood. 31 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:24,611 Yes, yes, all of those. 32 00:01:25,943 --> 00:01:28,702 And cupcake frosting from a child's birthday party 33 00:01:28,782 --> 00:01:31,041 with notes of petting zoo on the finish. 34 00:01:31,196 --> 00:01:33,881 Oh, I'm getting a little tipsy. 35 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,552 Make sure you take two aspirin 36 00:01:35,632 --> 00:01:39,351 and drink plenty of water before I go to bed. 37 00:01:40,736 --> 00:01:42,385 [whimpering] 38 00:01:42,465 --> 00:01:44,298 What is it? what do you hear, boy? 39 00:01:44,303 --> 00:01:45,819 Dress shoes on linoleum. 40 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,473 It's Smithers. 41 00:01:47,476 --> 00:01:48,810 Whenever he comes down here, he wants 42 00:01:48,813 --> 00:01:51,297 someone to stay late and do extra work. 43 00:01:53,934 --> 00:01:55,517 [whimpering] 44 00:01:56,941 --> 00:01:58,774 Homer, it's one taquito. 45 00:01:58,854 --> 00:02:00,003 It's not worth it. 46 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:01,782 No snack left behind. 47 00:02:01,861 --> 00:02:03,511 I'll tell your story. 48 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:04,864 [microwave dings] 49 00:02:05,018 --> 00:02:06,442 Simpson, come with me. 50 00:02:06,445 --> 00:02:08,113 [groans] Can I bring my taquito? 51 00:02:08,117 --> 00:02:09,384 No. 52 00:02:09,499 --> 00:02:13,474 Mr. Burns wants to impress his wine club, 53 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,205 so he paid a million dollars 54 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,319 for a very special bottle of Gevrey-Chambertin 55 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,281 once owned by Napoleon. 56 00:02:20,405 --> 00:02:22,025 Whoa, just like the laundry pods 57 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,251 they lock up at the Kwik-E-Mart. 58 00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:27,510 Wow. 59 00:02:27,512 --> 00:02:29,739 Turns out Napoleon fought the Battle of Austerlitz 60 00:02:29,744 --> 00:02:31,336 just because he'd heard there was 61 00:02:31,339 --> 00:02:33,099 an extraordinary bottle of red there. 62 00:02:33,102 --> 00:02:36,845 And you need my expert skills to keep watch over it. 63 00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:39,870 No, I need you to ride in the back with it as a human airbag. 64 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:41,543 Ooh, human. 65 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:42,771 [phone rings] 66 00:02:42,774 --> 00:02:45,700 Smithers, I coughed up my Adam's apple. 67 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:46,632 Not again. 68 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:47,875 I'm on my way, sir. 69 00:02:47,896 --> 00:02:50,246 Simpson, I need you to bring the Napoleon wine 70 00:02:50,309 --> 00:02:52,276 directly to Mr. Burns' mansion. 71 00:02:52,314 --> 00:02:54,148 This is the most important job 72 00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:56,152 you've ever done in your entire life. 73 00:02:56,231 --> 00:02:58,323 I'm glad to have earned your trust. 74 00:02:58,327 --> 00:03:00,980 If there were anyone else on Earth I could ask, I would. 75 00:03:00,985 --> 00:03:02,151 Thank you. 76 00:03:02,153 --> 00:03:03,263 [Burns] Hurry, Smithers. 77 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,307 Now ants are circling it. 78 00:03:06,665 --> 00:03:09,182 Okay, just get the bottle back to Mr. Burns. 79 00:03:09,338 --> 00:03:11,613 First, select the least bumpy route. 80 00:03:12,454 --> 00:03:14,102 Aah! Where'd it go?! 81 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:17,518 And now it is my great honor 82 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:19,299 to christen this ship- 83 00:03:19,304 --> 00:03:21,378 -[grunts] -Well, I never. 84 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:24,018 No, wait, this did happen once before. 85 00:03:26,821 --> 00:03:29,046 [all] Mazel tov! 86 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:30,493 [grunts] Ow! 87 00:03:38,025 --> 00:03:39,924 Uh... 88 00:03:39,927 --> 00:03:40,910 [sighs] 89 00:03:40,913 --> 00:03:42,396 Mwah. 90 00:03:43,269 --> 00:03:45,069 [grunts] 91 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,451 [pellet guns firing] 92 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:52,964 Mm... 93 00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:56,704 [grunting] 94 00:03:57,711 --> 00:04:00,879 Oh, man, I'm so far from Mr. Burns' mansion. 95 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,310 Where even ** I? 96 00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:03,828 I'll give you a hint, dumbass. 97 00:04:03,892 --> 00:04:05,391 You live here. 98 00:04:05,472 --> 00:04:07,229 Give me another hint. 99 00:04:07,232 --> 00:04:09,477 Okay, Homer, you g***t a million-dollar bottle of wine. 100 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:11,481 For once in your life, don't be stupid. 101 00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:13,595 Put it somewhere safe. 102 00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:15,491 Safe, safe. 103 00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,979 Wait, a safe. 104 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:21,764 [grunts] 105 00:04:21,785 --> 00:04:25,436 Safe. So this is what being smart feels like. 106 00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:27,702 [chuckles] I'll reward myself 107 00:04:27,782 --> 00:04:30,358 with a quick garage nap in the car. 108 00:04:30,364 --> 00:04:32,881 I'll just turn it on to keep warm and- 109 00:04:32,961 --> 00:04:34,127 No. 110 00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:36,039 Staying smart. 111 00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:37,468 [snoring] 112 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,156 Huh? Wha- Oh, no! 113 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,901 I need to get to Burns' mansion. 114 00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:42,222 You're exhausted. 115 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:44,409 At least eat dinner before you go. 116 00:04:44,488 --> 00:04:47,340 Mmm, this is the best stew ever. 117 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:48,587 Oh, it's nothing special. 118 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,331 Just beef, carrots, onions, 119 00:04:50,411 --> 00:04:51,760 garlic and bay leaves. 120 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,172 Well, it's delicious. 121 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,301 Oh, and some wine. 122 00:04:54,345 --> 00:04:56,846 What kind of wine? 123 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:59,370 I didn't want to use the good nine-dollar bottle, 124 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,950 so I just used this old one. 125 00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:03,864 [screaming] 126 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:04,868 How? No. 127 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:07,054 No, I was smart. I was smart. 128 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:08,601 So smart. 129 00:05:10,401 --> 00:05:12,217 What? I don't understand. 130 00:05:12,239 --> 00:05:13,864 It's still locked. 131 00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:17,638 -Huh? -[Bart] Hey, Homer. 132 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:19,643 What the hell kind of safe is this? 133 00:05:19,648 --> 00:05:21,906 Remember? You punched a hole in the wall 134 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,912 when Major League Baseball added the pitch clock. 135 00:05:24,994 --> 00:05:27,752 I like my sports slow, and they knew that. 136 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:29,424 Marge, you don't understand. 137 00:05:29,446 --> 00:05:31,187 That wine you used in the stew 138 00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:32,599 was Burns' wine. 139 00:05:32,621 --> 00:05:35,363 It cost a million dollars! 140 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:36,960 Oh, no. No! 141 00:05:37,114 --> 00:05:38,539 No, no, no, no, no, no. 142 00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:40,651 A million dollars? 143 00:05:40,656 --> 00:05:42,197 A million dollars! 144 00:05:42,201 --> 00:05:43,292 I don't want stew. 145 00:05:43,312 --> 00:05:45,145 I want mac and cheese. 146 00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,901 -Eat your million-dollar stew. -[grunts] 147 00:05:49,051 --> 00:05:50,101 [groans] 148 00:05:53,789 --> 00:05:57,732 You used all of the million-dollar wine? 149 00:05:57,738 --> 00:05:59,921 It's what the recipe calls for. 150 00:05:59,925 --> 00:06:02,002 You should have written your name on the bottle. 151 00:06:02,006 --> 00:06:04,882 Like I do with that special tea that makes me regular. 152 00:06:04,887 -->...