The Simpsons s36e13 Bottle.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,895, Character said: ?

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At 00:00:06,570, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:00:09,244, Character said: ? I want to break free ?

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At 00:00:13,253, Character said: ? I want to break free ?

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At 00:00:16,944, Character said: ? I want to ?

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At 00:00:18,356, Character said: ? Break free from your lies ?

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At 00:00:20,361, Character said: ? You're so self-satisfied ?

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At 00:00:22,792, Character said: ? I don't need you ?

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At 00:00:26,709, Character said: ? I've g***t to break free ?

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At 00:00:31,237, Character said: ? God knows ?

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At 00:00:34,470, Character said: ? God knows
I want to break free ?

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At 00:00:39,740, Character said: ? I want to break free. ?

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At 00:00:43,917, Character said: [Smithers sighs]

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At 00:00:45,162, Character said: Ah, the joy
of a completed to-do list.

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At 00:00:47,835, Character said: Shall we celebrate
by cracking open an amontillado?

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At 00:00:50,692, Character said: Uh, sir, you had
that cask of amontillado

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At 00:00:52,956, Character said: walled off two days ago.

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At 00:00:54,626, Character said: -Along with the salesman.
-[knocking]

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At 00:00:56,630, Character said: [salesman]
Are you still considering

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At 00:00:58,360, Character said: the Cask of the Month Club?

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At 00:01:00,047, Character said: After three months,
it pays for itself.

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At 00:01:02,145, Character said: I'm thinking about it.

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At 00:01:04,056, Character said: Anyway, Smithers, a tasting.

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At 00:01:06,228, Character said: What about this 1945 Bordeaux?

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At 00:01:10,740, Character said: Yes, that could give
my palate a little party.

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At 00:01:13,229, Character said: Palate, have at it.

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At 00:01:14,841, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:16,403, Character said: How I miss extra-venous fluids.

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At 00:01:19,076, Character said: Mm, you're getting notes
of cigar smoke,

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At 00:01:21,339, Character said: saffron- Ooh, sandalwood.

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At 00:01:23,420, Character said: Yes, yes, all of those.

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At 00:01:25,943, Character said: And cupcake frosting
from a child's birthday party

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At 00:01:28,782, Character said: with notes of petting zoo
on the finish.

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At 00:01:31,196, Character said: Oh, I'm getting a little tipsy.

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At 00:01:33,886, Character said: Make sure you take two aspirin

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At 00:01:35,632, Character said: and drink plenty of water
before I go to bed.

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At 00:01:40,736, Character said: [whimpering]

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At 00:01:42,465, Character said: What is it?
what do you hear, boy?

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At 00:01:44,303, Character said: Dress shoes on linoleum.

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At 00:01:45,973, Character said: It's Smithers.

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At 00:01:47,476, Character said: Whenever he comes down here,
he wants

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At 00:01:48,813, Character said: someone to stay late
and do extra work.

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At 00:01:53,934, Character said: [whimpering]

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At 00:01:56,941, Character said: Homer, it's one taquito.

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At 00:01:58,854, Character said: It's not worth it.

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At 00:02:00,007, Character said: No snack left behind.

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At 00:02:01,861, Character said: I'll tell your story.

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At 00:02:03,515, Character said: [microwave dings]

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At 00:02:05,018, Character said: Simpson, come with me.

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At 00:02:06,445, Character said: [groans]
Can I bring my taquito?

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At 00:02:08,117, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:09,499, Character said: Mr. Burns wants
to impress his wine club,

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At 00:02:13,480, Character said: so he paid a million dollars

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At 00:02:15,208, Character said: for a very special bottle
of Gevrey-Chambertin

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At 00:02:17,323, Character said: once owned by Napoleon.

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At 00:02:20,405, Character said: Whoa, just like the laundry pods

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At 00:02:22,059, Character said: they lock up
at the Kwik-E-Mart.

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At 00:02:26,252, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:27,512, Character said: Turns out Napoleon fought
the Battle of Austerlitz

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At 00:02:29,744, Character said: just because he'd heard
there was

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At 00:02:31,339, Character said: an extraordinary
bottle of red there.

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At 00:02:33,102, Character said: And you need my expert skills
to keep watch over it.

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At 00:02:36,927, Character said: No, I need you to ride in the
back with it as a human airbag.

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At 00:02:40,068, Character said: Ooh, human.

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At 00:02:41,622, Character said: [phone rings]

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At 00:02:42,774, Character said: Smithers, I coughed up
my Adam's apple.

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At 00:02:45,706, Character said: Not again.

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At 00:02:46,634, Character said: I'm on my way, sir.

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At 00:02:47,896, Character said: Simpson, I need you
to bring the Napoleon wine

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At 00:02:50,309, Character said: directly to Mr. Burns' mansion.

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At 00:02:52,314, Character said: This is the most important job

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At 00:02:54,226, Character said: you've ever done
in your entire life.

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At 00:02:56,231, Character said: I'm glad to have
earned your trust.

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At 00:02:58,327, Character said: If there were anyone else
on Earth I could ask, I would.

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At 00:03:00,985, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:02,153, Character said: [Burns]
Hurry, Smithers.

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At 00:03:03,266, Character said: Now ants are circling it.

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At 00:03:06,665, Character said: Okay, just get the bottle
back to Mr. Burns.

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At 00:03:09,338, Character said: First, select
the least bumpy route.

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At 00:03:12,454, Character said: Aah!
Where'd it go?!

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At 00:03:14,125, Character said: And now it is my great honor

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At 00:03:17,540, Character said: to christen this ship-

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At 00:03:19,304, Character said: -[grunts]
-Well, I never.

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At 00:03:21,458, Character said: No, wait, this did happen
once before.

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At 00:03:26,821, Character said: [all] Mazel tov!

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At 00:03:29,068, Character said: [grunts] Ow!

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At 00:03:38,025, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:03:39,927, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:03:40,913, Character said: Mwah.

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At 00:03:43,269, Character said: [grunts]

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At 00:03:46,426, Character said: [pellet guns firing]

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At 00:03:51,864, Character said: Mm...

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At 00:03:54,946, Character said: [grunting]

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At 00:03:57,711, Character said: Oh, man, I'm so far
from Mr. Burns' mansion.

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At 00:04:00,960, Character said: Where even ** I?

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At 00:04:02,388, Character said: I'll give you a hint, dumbass.

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At 00:04:03,892, Character said: You live here.

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At 00:04:05,472, Character said: Give me another hint.

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At 00:04:07,232, Character said: Okay, Homer, you g***t
a million-dollar bottle of wine.

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At 00:04:09,481, Character said: For once in your life,
don't be stupid.

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At 00:04:11,486, Character said: Put it somewhere safe.

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At 00:04:13,749, Character said: Safe, safe.

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At 00:04:15,511, Character said: Wait, a safe.

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At 00:04:20,674, Character said: [grunts]

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At 00:04:21,785, Character said: Safe. So this is
what being smart feels like.

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At 00:04:25,519, Character said: [chuckles]
I'll reward myself

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At 00:04:27,782, Character said: with a quick garage nap
in the car.

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At 00:04:30,364, Character said: I'll just turn it on
to keep warm and-

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At 00:04:32,961, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:34,206, Character said: Staying smart.

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At 00:04:36,044, Character said: [snoring]

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At 00:04:37,490, Character said: Huh? Wha-
Oh, no!

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At 00:04:39,160, Character said: I need to get to Burns' mansion.

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At 00:04:41,056, Character said: You're exhausted.

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At 00:04:42,225, Character said: At least eat dinner
before you go.

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At 00:04:44,488, Character said: Mmm, this is the best stew ever.

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At 00:04:47,345, Character said: Oh, it's nothing special.

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At 00:04:48,590, Character said: Just beef, carrots, onions,

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At 00:04:50,411, Character said: garlic and bay leaves.

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At 00:04:51,839, Character said: Well, it's delicious.

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At 00:04:53,251, Character said: Oh, and some wine.

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At 00:04:54,345, Character said: What kind of wine?

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At 00:04:56,850, Character said: I didn't want to use
the good nine-dollar bottle,

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At 00:04:59,375, Character said: so I just used this old one.

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At 00:05:02,106, Character said: [screaming]

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At 00:05:03,867, Character said: How? No.

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At 00:05:04,870, Character said: No, I was smart.
I was smart.

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At 00:05:07,210, Character said: So smart.

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At 00:05:10,401, Character said: What?
I don't understand.

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At 00:05:12,239, Character said: It's still locked.

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At 00:05:15,747, Character said: -Huh?
-[Bart] Hey, Homer.

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At 00:05:17,643, Character said: What the hell
kind of safe is this?

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At 00:05:19,648, Character said: Remember?
You punched a hole in the wall

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At 00:05:21,987, Character said: when Major League Baseball
added the pitch clock.

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At 00:05:24,994, Character said: I like my sports slow,
and they knew that.

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At 00:05:27,834, Character said: Marge, you don't understand.

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At 00:05:29,446, Character said: That wine you used in the stew

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At 00:05:31,267, Character said: was Burns' wine.

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At 00:05:32,621, Character said: It cost a million dollars!

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At 00:05:35,519, Character said: Oh, no. No!

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At 00:05:37,114, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:05:38,693, Character said: A million dollars?

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At 00:05:40,656, Character said: A million dollars!

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At 00:05:42,201, Character said: I don't want stew.

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At 00:05:43,312, Character said: I want mac and cheese.

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At 00:05:45,225, Character said: -Eat your million-dollar stew.
-[grunts]

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At 00:05:49,051, Character said: [groans]

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At 00:05:53,789, Character said: You used all
of the million-dollar wine?

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At 00:05:57,738, Character said: It's what the recipe calls for.

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At 00:05:59,925, Character said: You should have written
your name on the bottle.

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At 00:06:02,006, Character said: Like I do with that special tea
that makes me regular.

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