The Simpsons s36e13 Bottle.eng Subtitles

00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:04,?

00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,[sighs]

00:00:09,244 --> 00:00:11,? I want to break free ?

00:00:13,253 --> 00:00:16,? I want to break free ?

00:00:16,944 --> 00:00:18,? I want to ?

00:00:18,356 --> 00:00:20,? Break free from your lies ?

00:00:20,361 --> 00:00:22,? You're so self-satisfied ?

00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:25,? I don't need you ?

00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:29,? I've g***t to break free ?

00:00:31,237 --> 00:00:33,? God knows ?

00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:38,? God knows
I want to break free ?

00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,? I want to break free. ?

00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,[Smithers sighs]

00:00:45,162 --> 00:00:47,Ah, the joy
of a completed to-do list.

00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:50,Shall we celebrate
by cracking open an amontillado?

00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:52,Uh, sir, you had
that cask of amontillado

00:00:52,956 --> 00:00:54,walled off two days ago.

00:00:54,626 --> 00:00:56,-Along with the salesman.
-[knocking]

00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,[salesman]
Are you still considering

00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,the Cask of the Month Club?

00:01:00,047 --> 00:01:02,After three months,
it pays for itself.

00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,I'm thinking about it.

00:01:04,056 --> 00:01:06,Anyway, Smithers, a tasting.

00:01:06,228 --> 00:01:09,What about this 1945 Bordeaux?

00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:13,Yes, that could give
my palate a little party.

00:01:13,229 --> 00:01:14,Palate, have at it.

00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,Oh.

00:01:16,403 --> 00:01:19,How I miss extra-venous fluids.

00:01:19,076 --> 00:01:21,Mm, you're getting notes
of cigar smoke,

00:01:21,339 --> 00:01:23,saffron- Ooh, sandalwood.

00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:24,Yes, yes, all of those.

00:01:25,943 --> 00:01:28,And cupcake frosting
from a child's birthday party

00:01:28,782 --> 00:01:31,with notes of petting zoo
on the finish.

00:01:31,196 --> 00:01:33,Oh, I'm getting a little tipsy.

00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,Make sure you take two aspirin

00:01:35,632 --> 00:01:39,and drink plenty of water
before I go to bed.

00:01:40,736 --> 00:01:42,[whimpering]

00:01:42,465 --> 00:01:44,What is it?
what do you hear, boy?

00:01:44,303 --> 00:01:45,Dress shoes on linoleum.

00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,It's Smithers.

00:01:47,476 --> 00:01:48,Whenever he comes down here,
he wants

00:01:48,813 --> 00:01:51,someone to stay late
and do extra work.

00:01:53,934 --> 00:01:55,[whimpering]

00:01:56,941 --> 00:01:58,Homer, it's one taquito.

00:01:58,854 --> 00:02:00,It's not worth it.

00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:01,No snack left behind.

00:02:01,861 --> 00:02:03,I'll tell your story.

00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:04,[microwave dings]

00:02:05,018 --> 00:02:06,Simpson, come with me.

00:02:06,445 --> 00:02:08,[groans]
Can I bring my taquito?

00:02:08,117 --> 00:02:09,No.

00:02:09,499 --> 00:02:13,Mr. Burns wants
to impress his wine club,

00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,so he paid a million dollars

00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,for a very special bottle
of Gevrey-Chambertin

00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,once owned by Napoleon.

00:02:20,405 --> 00:02:22,Whoa, just like the laundry pods

00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,they lock up
at the Kwik-E-Mart.

00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:27,Wow.

00:02:27,512 --> 00:02:29,Turns out Napoleon fought
the Battle of Austerlitz

00:02:29,744 --> 00:02:31,just because he'd heard
there was

00:02:31,339 --> 00:02:33,an extraordinary
bottle of red there.

00:02:33,102 --> 00:02:36,And you need my expert skills
to keep watch over it.

00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:39,No, I need you to ride in the
back with it as a human airbag.

00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:41,Ooh, human.

00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:42,[phone rings]

00:02:42,774 --> 00:02:45,Smithers, I coughed up
my Adam's apple.

00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:46,Not again.

00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:47,I'm on my way, sir.

00:02:47,896 --> 00:02:50,Simpson, I need you
to bring the Napoleon wine

00:02:50,309 --> 00:02:52,directly to Mr. Burns' mansion.

00:02:52,314 --> 00:02:54,This is the most important job

00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:56,you've ever done
in your entire life.

00:02:56,231 --> 00:02:58,I'm glad to have
earned your trust.

00:02:58,327 --> 00:03:00,If there were anyone else
on Earth I could ask, I would.

00:03:00,985 --> 00:03:02,Thank you.

00:03:02,153 --> 00:03:03,[Burns]
Hurry, Smithers.

00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,Now ants are circling it.

00:03:06,665 --> 00:03:09,Okay, just get the bottle
back to Mr. Burns.

00:03:09,338 --> 00:03:11,First, select
the least bumpy route.

00:03:12,454 --> 00:03:14,Aah!
Where'd it go?!

00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:17,And now it is my great honor

00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:19,to christen this ship-

00:03:19,304 --> 00:03:21,-[grunts]
-Well, I never.

00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:24,No, wait, this did happen
once before.

00:03:26,821 --> 00:03:29,[all] Mazel tov!

00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:30,[grunts] Ow!

00:03:38,025 --> 00:03:39,Uh...

00:03:39,927 --> 00:03:40,[sighs]

00:03:40,913 --> 00:03:42,Mwah.

00:03:43,269 --> 00:03:45,[grunts]

00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,[pellet guns firing]

00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:52,Mm...

00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:56,[grunting]

00:03:57,711 --> 00:04:00,Oh, man, I'm so far
from Mr. Burns' mansion.

00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,Where even ** I?

00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:03,I'll give you a hint, dumbass.

00:04:03,892 --> 00:04:05,You live here.

00:04:05,472 --> 00:04:07,Give me another hint.

00:04:07,232 --> 00:04:09,Okay, Homer, you g***t
a million-dollar bottle of wine.

00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:11,For once in your life,
don't be stupid.

00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:13,Put it somewhere safe.

00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:15,Safe, safe.

00:04:15,511 --> 00:04:17,Wait, a safe.

00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:21,[grunts]

00:04:21,785 --> 00:04:25,Safe. So this is
what being smart feels like.

00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:27,[chuckles]
I'll reward myself

00:04:27,782 --> 00:04:30,with a quick garage nap
in the car.

00:04:30,364 --> 00:04:32,I'll just turn it on
to keep warm and-

00:04:32,961 --> 00:04:34,No.

00:04:34,206 --> 00:04:36,Staying smart.

00:04:36,044 --> 00:04:37,[snoring]

00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,Huh? Wha-
Oh, no!

00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,I need to get to Burns' mansion.

00:04:41,056 --> 00:04:42,You're exhausted.

00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:44,At least eat dinner
before you go.

00:04:44,488 --> 00:04:47,Mmm, this is the best stew ever.

00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:48,Oh, it's nothing special.

00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,Just beef, carrots, onions,

00:04:50,411 --> 00:04:51,garlic and bay leaves.

00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,Well, it's delicious.

00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,Oh, and some wine.

00:04:54,345 --> 00:04:56,What kind of wine?

00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:59,I didn't want to use
the good nine-dollar bottle,

00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,so I just used this old one.

00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:03,[screaming]

00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:04,How? No.

00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:07,No, I was smart.
I was smart.

00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:08,So smart.

00:05:10,401 --> 00:05:12,What?
I don't understand.

00:05:12,239 --> 00:05:13,It's still locked.

00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:17,-Huh?
-[Bart] Hey, Homer.

00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:19,What the hell
kind of safe is this?

00:05:19,648 --> 00:05:21,Remember?
You punched a hole in the wall

00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,when Major League Baseball
added the pitch clock.

00:05:24,994 --> 00:05:27,I like my sports slow,
and they knew that.

00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:29,Marge, you don't understand.

00:05:29,446 --> 00:05:31,That wine you used in the stew

00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:32,was Burns' wine.

00:05:32,621 --> 00:05:35,It cost a million dollars!

00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:36,Oh, no. No!

00:05:37,114 --> 00:05:38,No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:05:38,693 --> 00:05:40,A million dollars?

00:05:40,656 --> 00:05:42,A million dollars!

00:05:42,201 --> 00:05:43,I don't want stew.

00:05:43,312 --> 00:05:45,I want mac and cheese.

00:05:45,225 --> 00:05:47,-Eat your million-dollar stew.
-[grunts]

00:05:49,051 --> 00:05:50,[groans]

00:05:53,789 --> 00:05:57,You used all
of the million-dollar wine?

00:05:57,738 --> 00:05:59,It's what the recipe calls for.

00:05:59,925 --> 00:06:02,You should have written
your name on the bottle.

00:06:02,006 --> 00:06:04,Like I do with that special tea
that makes me regular.

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