Porkys.1981 Subtitles

At 00:01:34,946, Character said: "Get up, get up, you sleepyheads"
Get up, get outta bed

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At 00:01:38,991, Character said: Good morning, Angel Beach. It's April 12.

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At 00:01:41,327, Character said: This is Gene Morrison coming to you
from WACN Angel Beach,

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At 00:01:45,039, Character said: nestled by the shore
in fabulous South Florida.

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At 00:01:47,959, Character said: It's a bright and beautiful spring day.

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At 00:01:50,461, Character said: President Eisenhower's running a tight
ship, with his hand steady on the helm.

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At 00:01:54,674, Character said: The stars are secure in the firmament and the
rent's paid, so all's right with the world.

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At 00:01:59,762, Character said: ♪ "So get up, get up, you sleepyheads"
Get up, get outta bed

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At 00:02:03,516, Character said: Let's get out there
and get America moving forward.

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At 00:02:06,394, Character said: It's 64 degrees, expecting to reach
a high of 76 - not a drop of rain in sight.

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At 00:02:11,357, Character said: Good news for the beach bunnies,
but bad news for the farm boys.

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At 00:02:15,486, Character said: Now, to help you start the day,
the singin'rage, Miss Patti Page.

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At 00:02:24,287, Character said: ♪ "It gives me a thrill"

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At 00:02:29,041, Character said: Edward. You'll be late for school.

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At 00:02:32,753, Character said: Edward? Up. Right now.
I've g***t things to do. You hear?

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At 00:02:38,259, Character said: Hit the floor, right now.

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At 00:02:41,012, Character said: ♪ "You're welcome as the flowers"
on Mockingbird Hill

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At 00:02:57,028, Character said: Edward Morris.

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At 00:02:59,655, Character said: You be at the breakfast table in five
minutes, or you don't play ball this week.

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At 00:03:05,203, Character said: - Pee Wee, what's wrong?
- Nothing. I pulled a muscle in my groin.

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At 00:03:09,207, Character said: Be careful. Your father wants you to drop
him at the office. His car won't start.

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At 00:03:14,045, Character said: - And pick up those clothes at the tailor's.
- Instant eunuch.

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At 00:03:20,218, Character said: ♪ "To wake up in the morning"
to the mockingbird's trill

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At 00:03:29,644, Character said: ♪ "There's peace and goodwill"

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At 00:03:33,356, Character said: ♪ "You're welcome as the flowers"
on Mockingbird Hill

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At 00:03:37,693, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:03:52,208, Character said: It is. It's gettin' shorter.

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At 00:03:54,752, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:03:59,090, Character said: ♪ "And survey all my kingdom"
while everything's still

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At 00:04:15,398, Character said: - Hey! Did you get your coloured guy?
- Does a fat dog fart?

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At 00:04:18,568, Character said: - Well, what's he look like?
- Like a Zulu.

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At 00:04:21,279, Character said: - Six foot four, two huge gold teeth.
- Great.

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At 00:04:36,377, Character said: - Where'd you find him?
- My old man's construction company.

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At 00:04:40,089, Character said: He doesn't know what I'm talkin' about,
but he's willin'.

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At 00:04:43,175, Character said: - And he'll do it for ten bucks.
- Ten bucks? Not bad.

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At 00:04:46,888, Character said: - You sure the broad's all set?
- Oh, it's no problem.

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At 00:04:56,814, Character said: Jarvis, you stupid redneck.

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At 00:04:59,525, Character said: You better duck, you suckers,
when Jarvis is at the wheel.

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At 00:05:07,325, Character said: - Billy Boy. Y'all get the nigger?
- Come on, Jarvis.

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At 00:05:10,745, Character said: - You mean "the coloured guy", "the negro".
- Poor white trash.

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At 00:05:14,123, Character said: - F***k you and the horse you rode in on.
- That's colourful redneck humour, right?

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At 00:05:19,128, Character said: - Right. Kiss my rebel a***s.
- Should be writin' these down.

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At 00:05:22,882, Character said: Immigrants. Go on back to Michigan
and kiss a***s with all the negroes.

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At 00:05:26,677, Character said: This is Dixie, baby.

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At 00:05:28,679, Character said: How come you don't have
four names like most hillbillies?

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At 00:05:31,891, Character said: Like Billy Joe Jim Bob,
or Flora Mae Sally Sue?

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At 00:05:35,186, Character said: Hey, man. I had a cousin named Billy Joe
Jim Bob, and he was killed in the war.

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At 00:05:39,857, Character said: Gee, I didn't know, Mickey. I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:42,777, Character said: - Anyway, d'you get the negro?
- Yeah, we g***t one.

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At 00:05:45,947, Character said: Guy's six four, has gold teeth -
the meanest-Iookin' mother you ever saw.

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At 00:05:50,117, Character said: Hot d***n! They're gonna croak. Who's goin'?

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At 00:05:52,662, Character said: Hey, Tommy. Wait a minute.

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At 00:05:56,541, Character said: - Did you get it?
- I found a place that's g***t one.

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At 00:05:59,752, Character said: Well, don't let me down.
I'm gonna get that little creep.

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At 00:06:03,256, Character said: - Who's she gonna get?
- Pee Wee.

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At 00:06:06,008, Character said: - Didn't you hear about the other night?
- No.

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At 00:06:08,302, Character said: - Are you sure you didn't?
- No.

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At 00:06:10,596, Character said: Well, we figure we gotta get Pee Wee laid,
so I fix him up with Wendy.

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At 00:06:14,559, Character said: Pee Wee and Wendy? D***n,
I thought she had better taste than that.

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At 00:06:18,396, Character said: Well, all he had to do was knock it off.
They're makin' out, and you know Wendy.

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At 00:06:23,025, Character said: She reaches down, she unzips his fly
and she grabs his c***k, and guess what?

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At 00:06:28,239, Character said: - What?
- The little b***d already had a rubber on.

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At 00:06:31,200, Character said: - Oh, bullshit.
- I swear.

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At 00:06:33,452, Character said: Wendy told me. Why would she lie?
Horny mother wore a rubber to his date.

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At 00:06:37,623, Character said: She g***t so pissed off
she wouldn't let him touch her.

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At 00:06:48,467, Character said: - Hi. I'm Mindy. Can I ask you somethin'?
- Yeah, sure.

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At 00:06:53,181, Character said: Why do they call you "Meat"?

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At 00:06:56,392, Character said: - I don't know.
- Wendy Williams told me I should ask ya.

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At 00:07:02,148, Character said: She did?

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At 00:07:04,025, Character said: Why do they call you "Meat"?
Cos you're so big?

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At 00:07:07,320, Character said: - Yeah, sorta.
- Not "sorta". Why?

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At 00:07:11,616, Character said: - Do you really wanna know?
- Yes.

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At 00:07:13,784, Character said: - OK. Come on. I'll show ya.
- Meat. Wait, wait, wait.

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At 00:07:16,787, Character said: - She's only a freshman.
- After this, she'll be a senior.

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At 00:07:20,124, Character said: But if you get suspended again, you'll
never get that scholarship to Princeton.

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At 00:07:25,421, Character said: Now think about that.

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At 00:07:30,134, Character said: - I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it.
- He won't tell me.

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At 00:07:34,639, Character said: Shoot.

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At 00:07:39,894, Character said: - Hey, you guys. Wait up.
- Speakin' of horny mothers, it's Ready Eddie.

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At 00:07:43,940, Character said: - Be serious. I'm goin' tonight, right?
- Even a nymphomaniac has standards.

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At 00:07:48,110, Character said: She lives with a black stud.
He's gonna cut your pecker off.

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At 00:07:51,405, Character said: - Yeah, he's bringin' a pair of tweezers.
- I don't care. She likes to screw, right?

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At 00:07:55,952, Character said: Especially young guys.
The more the merrier.

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At 00:07:59,038, Character said: - Is she good-Iookin'?
- She's g***t a great body. Moves like an eel.

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At 00:08:03,251, Character said: - Just the way I like 'em.
- As long as they're not dead...

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At 00:08:06,462, Character said: I don't care if they're dead
as long as they're not too cold.

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At 00:08:11,133, Character said: Let's not invite many guys -
we can all get her twice.

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At 00:08:13,803, Character said: He's not even invited
and he's makin' up the guest list?

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At 00:08:16,764, Character said: - You're not cuttin' me outta free nooky.
- All right. You're goin'. Now shut up.

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At 00:08:22,019, Character said: - I'm goin'. Eight o'clock, right?
- Right.

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At 00:08:26,232, Character said: - Wear your rubber.
- That lyin' bitch.

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At 00:08:30,403, Character said: - I forgot which one is...
- This is the raw one...

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At 00:08:33,114, Character said: - No. This is hard-boiled...
- Gonna get some action tonight?

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At 00:08:36,826, Character said: - What are you talkin' about, Pee Wee?
- I'm goin' tonight. They said I can go.

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At 00:08:41,372, Character said: - He'll be the comedy relief.
- She could use you for a recess period.

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At 00:08:45,084, Character said: - Funny! What are you doin' with the eggs?
- What eggs?

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At 00:08:49,338, Character said: - "What eggs"? Those eggs.
- Oh. These eggs.

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At 00:08:54,176, Character said: - They're for you.
- For me?

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At 00:08:57,221, Character said: Yeah. We thought you
might like to wear one.

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At 00:08:59,724, Character said: Timmy...

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At 00:09:03,519, Character said: - Funny.
- Not as funny as the look on your face.

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At 00:09:06,230, Character said: - You gotta let me do it to somebody.
- I don't think there's anybody left.

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At 00:09:10,359, Character said: - Oh, come on. There's gotta be somebody.
- I think we've done just about everybody.

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At 00:09:18,951, Character said: Let me do Meat.
You gotta let me do Meat. Come on, Timmy.

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At 00:09:23,122, Character said: OK. Now listen. The one in your left hand is
the raw egg, OK? That's the one you drop.

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At 00:09:29,879, Character said: The one in your right hand is the
hard-boiled egg, the one you hit him with.

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At 00:09:33,966, Character said: - Left hand raw, right hand smack him.
- Go get him, Tiger.

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At 00:09:39,305, Character said: - Hi, Meat.
- Hi, Pee Wee. What's goin' on?

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At 00:09:41,516, Character said: - Oh, nothin'.
- Guys.

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At 00:09:46,521, Character said: Watch it. What are you, a psycho?
What's with the eggs?

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At 00:09:49,607, Character said: - What eggs?
- Those eggs.

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At 00:09:51,859, Character said: - Watch my lips. Those eggs.
- These eggs?

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At 00:09:55,279, Character said: - Is there an echo here?
- They're for you.

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