Ace Ventura Pet Detective Yify (1994) Subtitles

At 00:01:04,600, Character said: Heads up! Good defense!

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At 00:01:06,800, Character said: Good defense!

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At 00:02:04,500, Character said: We're going downtown.

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At 00:02:15,800, Character said: Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt!

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At 00:02:20,000, Character said: What do you want?

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At 00:02:21,300, Character said: HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon?
Alrighty. I have a package for you.

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At 00:02:29,400, Character said: It sounds broken.

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At 00:02:31,100, Character said: Most likely. I'll bet it was something
nice. This is an insurance form.

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At 00:02:35,800, Character said: If you'll just sign here,
here, and here...

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At 00:02:38,800, Character said: ...we'll get the rest of the forms
to you soon.

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At 00:02:45,500, Character said: That's a lovely dog.

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At 00:02:47,500, Character said: - Do you mind if I pet him?
- I don't give a rat's a***s.

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At 00:03:02,900, Character said: Oh, brother!

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At 00:03:05,000, Character said: That's fine. I can finish the rest.

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At 00:03:07,300, Character said: You just have yourself a good day.
Take care now. Bye-bye.

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At 00:03:23,400, Character said: Excuse me! HDS!

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At 00:03:25,600, Character said: HDS! Coming through!

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At 00:03:27,700, Character said: G***t a package, people!

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At 00:03:43,600, Character said: Get away from the door.

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At 00:03:48,600, Character said: What's the matter with you?
I said, get!

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At 00:03:56,700, Character said: Son of a bitch!

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At 00:03:58,500, Character said: That was a close one!

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At 00:04:01,200, Character said: Unfortunately...

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At 00:04:02,500, Character said: ...in every contest
there must be a loser.

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At 00:04:17,500, Character said: Hungry, fellow?

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At 00:04:23,100, Character said: There you go.

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At 00:04:29,200, Character said: No problem. It gets flooded.
We'll just wait a few seconds.

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At 00:04:34,100, Character said: Or we can try it now.

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At 00:04:36,100, Character said: Putz!

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At 00:04:37,400, Character said: Come on!

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At 00:04:39,000, Character said: Get out! Get out!

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At 00:04:43,600, Character said: Warning: Assholes
are closer than they appear!

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At 00:04:51,100, Character said: Give me a push while you're back there.

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At 00:04:55,600, Character said: Alrighty, then!

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At 00:05:00,800, Character said: It's alive!

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At 00:05:02,600, Character said: It's alive!

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At 00:05:48,000, Character said: My little baby, come here.
You missed Mommy, didn't you?

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At 00:05:52,900, Character said: Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you?
I won't let him. No, I won't.

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At 00:05:58,000, Character said: He can keep the big TV, but he's not
gonna hurt my baby, no he's not.

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At 00:06:06,300, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Ventura.

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At 00:06:11,400, Character said: How can I ever repay you?

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At 00:06:13,400, Character said: A reward would be good.

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At 00:06:15,000, Character said: There is some damage to my car,
and I had to fill it with premium.

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At 00:06:22,500, Character said: Would you like for me
to take your pants off instead?

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At 00:06:27,000, Character said: Gee! Let me think.

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At 00:06:30,000, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:06:39,800, Character said: People are real friendly around here.

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At 00:08:39,000, Character said: Ventura!

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At 00:08:42,900, Character said: Yes, Satan?

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At 00:08:45,500, Character said: I'm sorry, sir.
You sounded like someone else.

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At 00:08:48,700, Character said: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura.

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At 00:08:53,800, Character said: You owe me rent.

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At 00:08:55,500, Character said: Mr. Shickadance, I told you,
you're my first priority.

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At 00:08:58,900, Character said: I'm on a very big case right now.
Check this out.

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At 00:09:02,600, Character said: Look at that.
That's a true albino pigeon.

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At 00:09:05,700, Character said: Some rich guy lost it.
He's offering a $25,000 reward.

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At 00:09:09,300, Character said: As soon as I find this bird...

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At 00:09:11,500, Character said: ...you're paid.

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At 00:09:12,800, Character said: I heard animals in there.

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At 00:09:15,400, Character said: I heard them again this morning,
scratching around.

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At 00:09:18,400, Character said: I never bring my work home with me.

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At 00:09:20,700, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:09:22,300, Character said: What's all this pet food for?

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At 00:09:26,000, Character said: Fiber.

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At 00:09:28,800, Character said: Wanna take a look inside? Come on!

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At 00:09:31,600, Character said: Come on!

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At 00:09:45,200, Character said: Go ahead. Snoop around!

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At 00:10:00,500, Character said: Well?

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At 00:10:01,800, Character said: Are you satisfied?

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At 00:10:06,000, Character said: Just don't let me catch you
with an animal in here. That's all.

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At 00:10:10,600, Character said: All right.

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At 00:10:12,100, Character said: Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.

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At 00:10:16,300, Character said: Loser!

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At 00:10:44,900, Character said: Come to me, jungle friends.

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At 00:11:01,700, Character said: Roger, let me ask you one question.

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At 00:11:04,900, Character said: How in hell do you lose
a 500-pound fish?

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At 00:11:09,300, Character said: What?

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At 00:11:10,300, Character said: I'm sorry, I was just going to say...

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At 00:11:12,800, Character said: ...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal.

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At 00:11:15,800, Character said: Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.

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At 00:11:18,400, Character said: She didn't mean anything by that.

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At 00:11:20,400, Character said: I don't give a good goddamn
about that fish!

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At 00:11:23,900, Character said: Fillet it and fast-food it
if you want to!

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At 00:11:26,500, Character said: All I give a d***n about is
winning the Super Bowl!

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At 00:11:30,100, Character said: My athletes have g***t to have
their heads in the right place!

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At 00:11:34,000, Character said: S***t, Roger! You've been
in this business a long time.

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At 00:11:38,600, Character said: You know how superstitious
these players are.

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At 00:11:42,100, Character said: I have a quarterback that's put his
socks on backwards since high school.

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At 00:11:46,400, Character said: I've g***t a linebacker that hasn't washed
his jockey strap in two years...

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At 00:11:50,800, Character said: ...because he thinks flies are lucky.

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At 00:11:53,800, Character said: I want that fish on that field
Super Bowl Sunday.

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At 00:11:57,700, Character said: Find the fish...

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At 00:11:59,400, Character said: ...or find new jobs!

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At 00:12:01,300, Character said: Why did it happen now,
two weeks before the Super Bowl?

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At 00:12:04,400, Character said: I'll tell you, it's those
animal-rights activists!

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At 00:12:07,600, Character said: Always out with their signs:

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At 00:12:09,600, Character said: "Animals were born free!
Stop torturing Snowflake!"

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At 00:12:12,700, Character said: That fish lives better than they do.

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At 00:12:15,000, Character said: The police are checking into the animal-
rights groups. Have they called back?

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At 00:12:19,900, Character said: No, but I wanted to tell you,
when I lost my Cuddles...

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At 00:12:23,500, Character said: ...I hired a pet detective.

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At 00:12:25,800, Character said: A what?

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At 00:12:27,300, Character said: A pet detective.

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At 00:12:31,000, Character said: Thanks, Martha, but we better
leave this to professionals.

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At 00:12:34,300, Character said: Well, actually, he was quite good.

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At 00:12:36,600, Character said: Pet detection is a very involved,
highly scientific process.

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At 00:13:35,700, Character said: Like a glove!

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At 00:13:47,700, Character said: Mr. Ventura here to see you.

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At 00:13:50,800, Character said: Thanks, Martha.

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At 00:13:52,100, Character said: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.

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At 00:13:53,900, Character said: Pleasure to meet you.

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At 00:13:55,800, Character said: Any trouble getting in?

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At 00:13:57,700, Character said: No, the guy with the rubber glove
was surprisingly gentle.

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At 00:14:02,200, Character said: Security's tight Super Bowl week.

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At 00:14:05,200, Character said: Why don't you have a seat?
I'll get right to the point.

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At 00:14:09,100, Character said: Our mascot was stolen from his tank last
night. Are you familiar with Snowflake?

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At 00:14:14,200, Character said: Negative.

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At 00:14:15,600, Character said: We g***t him from Miami.
He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin.

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At 00:14:19,400, Character said: This is a new trick he was
going to do for the halftime show.

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At 00:14:23,000, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:14:24,300, Character said: Blue 42, blue 42!

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At 00:14:26,500, Character said: Hut, hut!

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At 00:14:31,400, Character said: All right!

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At 00:14:37,600, Character said: Come on, let's go!

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At 00:14:44,100, Character said: Good boy!

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At 00:14:54,200, Character said: Would you like an ashtray?

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At 00:14:57,300, Character said: I don't smoke.

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At 00:14:58,800, Character said: It's a disgusting habit.

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At 00:15:06,900, Character said: The police came today.

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At 00:15:08,600, Character said: Apparently, the kidnappers
came in through the back with a...

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At 00:15:12,300, Character said: Four-wheel-drive van,
loaded from the rear.

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At 00:15:16,600, Character said: Roger, how you holding up?

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At 00:15:18,600, Character said: If I'm walking funny it's because
I g***t two dozen reporters up my a***s.

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At 00:15:22,600, Character said: They've been asking me
about Snowflake all morning.

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At 00:15:28,800, Character said: Who's he?

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At 00:15:30,200, Character said: Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura.

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At 00:15:33,000, Character said: He's our pet detective.

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At 00:15:35,500, Character said: Nice to meet you. You came very...