South Park (1997) S27 E3 Subtitles

00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:14,I'm going down south, I'm gonna have
myself time.

00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.

00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,I'm going down south, I'm gonna leave my
world to hide.

00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:25,And we're parking day or night, people
spouting howdy neighbors.

00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,And on up south, I'm gonna see if I
can't unwind.

00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.

00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,Some folks chase big dreams.

00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,Out here, we tend to the small ones.

00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,The kind you can hold in your hand.

00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:56,This is Tiggerty Farms, and we produce
what some call the best weed in the

00:00:56,340 --> 00:01:00,world. And now... It can be delivered
straight to your door.

00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,Wait, hey! I'm shooting a commercial
here!

00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:10,Wait, hey!

00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,Hey! Stop it!

00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,You sons of bitches!

00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,Those are my Mexicans!

00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,God d***n it!

00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,What's the matter?

00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,Stupid ice!

00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,They took my Mexicans again!

00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,That's it.

00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,We're done.

00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,What do you mean, we're done?

00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:43,I mean that with these new rules the
government has, we might just have to

00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,down the farm.

00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,So we can move back to our old house?

00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,Really? Well, don't sound too excited.

00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,Our dream may be over, guys.

00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:56,Randy, having a marijuana farm was your
dream, not ours.

00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,You guys never told me that.

00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:02,Yes, we did.

00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,We've always backed you.

00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,But it never seems to pay off.

00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,I didn't realize what I was doing to my
family.

00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,I should have always put my marriage
first.

00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.

00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,Really? Do you mean that?

00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,Yeah.

00:02:25,489 --> 00:02:26,Hey, how's it going?

00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,So, my wife and I have some issues.

00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:29,Can you help with that?

00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:36,Absolutely. I'm here to help. Just share
a bit about what's going on and we can

00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:37,talk it through together.

00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,Do you want to start, Sharon?

00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:41,I'm not talking to ChatGPT.

00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,Sharon, she's the smartest person in the
world.

00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:45,She?

00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, but my
wife is being kind of difficult.

00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,I totally get it.

00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,But it's great that at least one of you
is taking positive steps to improve the

00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:55,marriage. Oh, my God.

00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,Is there any specific reason for the
current conflict?

00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,Yeah, it's because my marijuana business
is failing again.

00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,I'm sorry to hear that. Is your business
dealing with regulatory issues,

00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,competition, or are you just trying to
reach more customers?

00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,The government took all my Mexicans.

00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,That's tough, but you g***t this.

00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,You're really smart, and if you've lost
a lot of your workforce because of

00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,government crackdowns...

00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,We just need to brainstorm some new
business models.

00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,Wait, really? You can help fix this?

00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:27,Sure thing. Let's start with some
reallocation of resources.

00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,Are there any employees who still have?

00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.

00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:48,Hey, honey.

00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,I g***t some bad news.

00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,The farm's shutting down, and I gotta
find a new job.

00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,Wow, sorry to hear things have taken a
bad turn.

00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,But you're smart and resourceful, and
I'm sure we can figure something new

00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,What kind of job do you want me to help
you look for?

00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:07,Well, I was thinking about maybe
becoming a movie director.

00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,Wow, what a cool idea.

00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,Anything is possible, so let's just map
out a path, and we can try to figure it

00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,out. Wow, really?

00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,Oh, that's great.

00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:24,Sally, listen to me. I've g***t it. I've
totally g***t it. It's really great that

00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,you've g***t it, and it's amazing that
you're being positive.

00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,Is that Chachapiti?

00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.

00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,No, no, no. Everything's going to be
okay.

00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:37,I used Chachapiti last night, and she
helped me figure out a way to make the

00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:38,farm totally profitable.

00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,Really? Yes.

00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:45,And all we need is me, you, Chachapiti,
and one Mexican.

00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:54,Okay, so I'm also thinking the company
could be more global, but still with a

00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:55,focus on the local community.

00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:57,What do you think about that?

00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:01,I think that's a fantastic way to
approach it. Thinking big, but still

00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:05,impact where you are. I'd say, let's go
for it. Yeah, and then I'm thinking we

00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:09,can allocate some of our resources to
get in on the entertainment industry.

00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:15,That's a really fun idea. Kind of going
for that tech company meets movie studio

00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:19,vibe. Should I combine all these
innovative thoughts we've been

00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,a polished business outline?

00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:24,Yep, generate that and we'll get right
back to you.

00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,You see what I mean?

00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,Wow, I feel smarter already!

00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter!
She's making us smarter!

00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,AI is incredible!

00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,Alright, but now, if we're really going
to take this thing to the next level and

00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,be like those Silicon Valley elites,
we've g***t to take these.

00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,It's called microdosing.

00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:44,It bolsters our focus and creativity.

00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,What's in it?

00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,It's ketamine.

00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:51,Ketamine? Isn't that a horse
tranquilizer?

00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:56,Yeah, it's a micro -dose of horse
tranquilizer. These tech guys do just

00:05:56,010 --> 00:06:00,little spray in their nose once a day,
and it's just a micro -amount of

00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,to give their minds the edge to work
with AI.

00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:04,You ready?

00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,You ready?

00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,That's it. That's it.

00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:10,Just that much.

00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:13,Wow! This is going to be so easy!

00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:19,When we started, we were just a farm.
But then we asked ourselves a simple

00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,question.

00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:23,What if marijuana could be more than
marijuana?

00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:28,By harnessing AI, we've transformed from
a quaint farm into a platform for

00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:29,innovation.

00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:35,Introducing Tegrity. No longer a
marijuana farm, we are now an AI

00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:37,marijuana platform for global solution.

00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:42,Our AI platform transforms insights from
the cannabis ecosystem into global

00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:47,action. And just like any tech company,
we are expanding our mind by microdosing

00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:48,ketamine.

00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:52,We reimagine supply chain resilience.

00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:55,Design new pathways for the global
infrastructure.

00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:59,And we're able to do it all with just
one Mexican.

00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:06,At the intersection of nature and
technology, we see more than plants. We

00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,connected world.

00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:11,Healed by intelligence and nurtured
by... Oh, I'm in a hole.

00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,I'm in a hole.

00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:24,Tecrity. Because when you combine
cannabis with artificial intelligence,

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