South Park (1997) S27 E3 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:14,580 I'm going down south, I'm gonna have myself time. 2 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,200 Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,340 I'm going down south, I'm gonna leave my world to hide. 4 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:25,060 And we're parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbors. 5 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,980 And on up south, I'm gonna see if I can't unwind. 6 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,520 Come on down south out there and meet some friends of mine. 7 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:44,680 Some folks chase big dreams. 8 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,060 Out here, we tend to the small ones. 9 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,740 The kind you can hold in your hand. 10 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:56,340 This is Tiggerty Farms, and we produce what some call the best weed in the 11 00:00:56,340 --> 00:01:00,300 world. And now... It can be delivered straight to your door. 12 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,300 Wait, hey! I'm shooting a commercial here! 13 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:10,460 Wait, hey! 14 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,340 Hey! Stop it! 15 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,660 You sons of bitches! 16 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,180 Those are my Mexicans! 17 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,100 God d***n it! 18 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,760 What's the matter? 19 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,220 Stupid ice! 20 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,860 They took my Mexicans again! 21 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,180 That's it. 22 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,540 We're done. 23 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,200 What do you mean, we're done? 24 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:43,660 I mean that with these new rules the government has, we might just have to 25 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,660 down the farm. 26 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,420 So we can move back to our old house? 27 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,360 Really? Well, don't sound too excited. 28 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,460 Our dream may be over, guys. 29 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:56,340 Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream, not ours. 30 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,080 You guys never told me that. 31 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:02,460 Yes, we did. 32 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:04,700 We've always backed you. 33 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,000 But it never seems to pay off. 34 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,000 I didn't realize what I was doing to my family. 35 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:14,980 I should have always put my marriage first. 36 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,120 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon. 37 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,380 Really? Do you mean that? 38 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,560 Yeah. 39 00:02:25,489 --> 00:02:26,550 Hey, how's it going? 40 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,450 So, my wife and I have some issues. 41 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:29,830 Can you help with that? 42 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:36,950 Absolutely. I'm here to help. Just share a bit about what's going on and we can 43 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:37,849 talk it through together. 44 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,010 Do you want to start, Sharon? 45 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:41,890 I'm not talking to ChatGPT. 46 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,550 Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world. 47 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:45,950 She? 48 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,450 Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, but my wife is being kind of difficult. 49 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,090 I totally get it. 50 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,620 But it's great that at least one of you is taking positive steps to improve the 51 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:55,880 marriage. Oh, my God. 52 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,140 Is there any specific reason for the current conflict? 53 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,140 Yeah, it's because my marijuana business is failing again. 54 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,180 I'm sorry to hear that. Is your business dealing with regulatory issues, 55 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,840 competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers? 56 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,460 The government took all my Mexicans. 57 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,540 That's tough, but you g***t this. 58 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,960 You're really smart, and if you've lost a lot of your workforce because of 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,980 government crackdowns... 60 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,200 We just need to brainstorm some new business models. 61 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,540 Wait, really? You can help fix this? 62 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:27,420 Sure thing. Let's start with some reallocation of resources. 63 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,700 Are there any employees who still have? 64 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,080 Yeah. Yeah, there's still one. 65 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:48,980 Hey, honey. 66 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,640 I g***t some bad news. 67 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,160 The farm's shutting down, and I gotta find a new job. 68 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,080 Wow, sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn. 69 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:02,060 But you're smart and resourceful, and I'm sure we can figure something new 70 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,300 What kind of job do you want me to help you look for? 71 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:07,720 Well, I was thinking about maybe becoming a movie director. 72 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,040 Wow, what a cool idea. 73 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,680 Anything is possible, so let's just map out a path, and we can try to figure it 74 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,200 out. Wow, really? 75 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,269 Oh, that's great. 76 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:24,850 Sally, listen to me. I've g***t it. I've totally g***t it. It's really great that 77 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,930 you've g***t it, and it's amazing that you're being positive. 78 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,490 Is that Chachapiti? 79 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,870 Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job. 80 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,610 No, no, no. Everything's going to be okay. 81 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:37,270 I used Chachapiti last night, and she helped me figure out a way to make the 82 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:38,570 farm totally profitable. 83 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,350 Really? Yes. 84 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:45,750 And all we need is me, you, Chachapiti, and one Mexican. 85 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:54,430 Okay, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global, but still with a 86 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:55,750 focus on the local community. 87 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:57,070 What do you think about that? 88 00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:01,650 I think that's a fantastic way to approach it. Thinking big, but still 89 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:05,970 impact where you are. I'd say, let's go for it. Yeah, and then I'm thinking we 90 00:05:05,970 --> 00:05:09,910 can allocate some of our resources to get in on the entertainment industry. 91 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:15,630 That's a really fun idea. Kind of going for that tech company meets movie studio 92 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:19,740 vibe. Should I combine all these innovative thoughts we've been 93 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:21,160 a polished business outline? 94 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:24,020 Yep, generate that and we'll get right back to you. 95 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,660 You see what I mean? 96 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,680 Wow, I feel smarter already! 97 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,240 Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter! She's making us smarter! 98 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,740 AI is incredible! 99 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,740 Alright, but now, if we're really going to take this thing to the next level and 100 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,720 be like those Silicon Valley elites, we've g***t to take these. 101 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,600 It's called microdosing. 102 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:44,960 It bolsters our focus and creativity. 103 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,390 What's in it? 104 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,430 It's ketamine. 105 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:51,330 Ketamine? Isn't that a horse tranquilizer? 106 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:56,010 Yeah, it's a micro -dose of horse tranquilizer. These tech guys do just 107 00:05:56,010 --> 00:06:00,230 little spray in their nose once a day, and it's just a micro -amount of 108 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,670 to give their minds the edge to work with AI. 109 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:04,349 You ready? 110 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,350 You ready? 111 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,010 That's it. That's it. 112 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:10,430 Just that much. 113 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:13,130 Wow! This is going to be so easy! 114 00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:19,090 When we started, we were just a farm. But then we asked ourselves a simple 115 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:20,090 question. 116 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:23,030 What if marijuana could be more than marijuana? 117 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:28,550 By harnessing AI, we've transformed from a quaint farm into a platform for 118 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:29,550 innovation. 119 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:35,470 Introducing Tegrity. No longer a marijuana farm, we are now an AI 120 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:37,690 marijuana platform for global solution. 121 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:42,770 Our AI platform transforms insights from the cannabis ecosystem into global 122 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:47,670 action. And just like any tech company, we are expanding our mind by microdosing 123 00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:48,670 ketamine. 124 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:52,190 We reimagine supply chain resilience. 125 00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:55,330 Design new pathways for the global infrastructure. 126 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:59,810 And we're able to do it all with just one Mexican. 127 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:06,210 At the intersection of nature and technology, we see more than plants. We 128 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,210 connected world. 129 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:11,670 Healed by intelligence and nurtured by... Oh, I'm in a hole. 130 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,450 I'm in a hole. 131 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:24,170 Tecrity. Because when you combine cannabis with artificial intelligence, 132...