S***x And The City S2E08 - The Man, The Myth, The Viagra [RavyDavy] Subtitles

At 00:00:04,000, Character said: Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)
by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew

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At 00:00:47,761, Character said: Once upon a second time around...

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At 00:00:51,398, Character said: ...in a mythical land
between Carmine and Mulberry streets...

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At 00:00:57,371, Character said: ...two mere mortals were having
a wonderful time.

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At 00:01:04,611, Character said: This is the gangster
l was telling you about.

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At 00:01:07,080, Character said: Gangster? No. No gangster.

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At 00:01:09,416, Character said: Come, this way.

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At 00:01:20,627, Character said: Grazie.

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At 00:01:22,162, Character said: This is Paolo.

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At 00:01:23,897, Character said: This is my girlfriend, Carrie.

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At 00:01:26,933, Character said: Bread?

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At 00:01:28,201, Character said: You've never called me
your girlfriend before.

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At 00:01:31,238, Character said: Sure, l have. Just not to your face.

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At 00:01:45,051, Character said: Bravo!

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At 00:01:54,194, Character said: And now you wise guy,
come on, it's your turn.

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At 00:01:57,297, Character said: -Come on, come on.
-Me? Okay.

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At 00:01:59,933, Character said: -Not funny, Mr. Sambuca.
-Relax, l'm a regular.

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At 00:02:04,070, Character said: A regular?

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At 00:02:10,710, Character said: l'd like to dedicate this song
to the lovely lady sitting right over there.

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At 00:02:17,651, Character said: ''When l was 17

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At 00:02:21,822, Character said: ''lt was a very good year

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At 00:02:26,326, Character said: ''lt was a very good year

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At 00:02:29,196, Character said: ''For small town girls
and soft summer nights

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At 00:02:35,135, Character said: ''We'd hide from the lights

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At 00:02:39,239, Character said: ''ln the village green

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At 00:02:43,643, Character said: ''When l was 17''

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At 00:02:46,847, Character said: It was perfect.

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At 00:02:49,216, Character said: I felt like I was in heaven.

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At 00:02:54,688, Character said: Meanwhile across town,
Miranda was in hell...

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At 00:02:58,525, Character said: Douche products....

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At 00:03:00,060, Character said: ...or its modern day equivalent..
the comedy club.

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At 00:03:03,363, Character said: -Are we having fun yet?
-When does the comedy start?

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At 00:03:06,533, Character said: l've never been this close to suicide.

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At 00:03:09,102, Character said: Not p***y....

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At 00:03:11,171, Character said: -l'll get the check.
-lf you ditch me in this place...

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At 00:03:13,974, Character said: ...l will hunt you down and kill you.

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At 00:03:18,245, Character said: Alan Miller was a divorced architect she
met in aisle three at the Food Emporium.

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At 00:03:23,116, Character said: They immediately bonded
over a shared hatred of designer croutons.

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At 00:03:29,089, Character said: lf all l was interested in was freshness...

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At 00:03:32,025, Character said: ...then l would be f***g my salad crisper!

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At 00:03:40,500, Character said: Yo, Red.

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At 00:03:43,737, Character said: You wanna answer your fuckin' phone?

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At 00:03:46,473, Character said: lt's not my phone.

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At 00:03:49,709, Character said: Go ahead. Answer it.

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At 00:03:52,445, Character said: Answer it!

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At 00:04:02,556, Character said: Alan Miller's phone.

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At 00:04:05,425, Character said: No, this is his date. Who's this?

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At 00:04:08,161, Character said: Who is it?

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At 00:04:12,699, Character said: l'm sorry, his date can't speak right now.

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At 00:04:15,535, Character said: Whom may l say is calling?

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At 00:04:19,372, Character said: His wife!

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At 00:04:23,777, Character said: Numb-nuts, your wife's on the phone.

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At 00:04:27,447, Character said: You told me you were divorced.

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At 00:04:29,616, Character said: l'm not really divorced.
l'm really separated.

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At 00:04:32,285, Character said: No, we're really separated.

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At 00:04:34,421, Character said: See, this is me, separating.

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At 00:04:38,358, Character said: Red, not so fast.

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At 00:04:40,493, Character said: l'll f***k you.

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At 00:04:44,598, Character said: Honey....

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At 00:04:46,099, Character said: lf they're not married, they're gay,
or burned from a divorce...

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At 00:04:49,402, Character said: ...or aliens from the planet
''Don't date me.''

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At 00:04:51,838, Character said: lt's amazing how many
of them walk among us.

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At 00:04:54,174, Character said: Only recognizable by their
slightly larger heads.

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At 00:04:56,843, Character said: l asked him, point blank:

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At 00:04:58,612, Character said: ''How long have you been divorced?''

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At 00:05:00,413, Character said: ''Three years.'' Just like that.

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At 00:05:02,849, Character said: Guys are such liars.

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At 00:05:04,384, Character said: 97 percent of them can't f***k you
worth a d***n!

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At 00:05:06,953, Character said: He tells me how much he likes me,
and boom, l believe him.

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At 00:05:10,423, Character said: -** l that needy?
-Maybe he really did like you.

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At 00:05:13,326, Character said: lf you ''Pollyanna-out'' on me today...

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At 00:05:15,695, Character said: ...l'll have to hit you with this rice pudding.

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At 00:05:18,131, Character said: This married man...

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At 00:05:19,666, Character said: ...fell madly in love with my friend,
Amanda's friend, Ashley...

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At 00:05:22,969, Character said: ...and he said he would
get a divorce and he did.

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At 00:05:25,538, Character said: They g***t married, moved to Connecticut
and he is this amazing husband and father.

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At 00:05:30,043, Character said: -Never happened.
-Excuse me?

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At 00:05:31,945, Character said: Urban relationship myth.

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At 00:05:33,747, Character said: Unbelievable fairy tales
concocted by women...

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At 00:05:36,082, Character said: ...to make their love lives
seem less hopeless.

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At 00:05:38,485, Character said: Except it makes you feel
even more hopeless...

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At 00:05:41,388, Character said: ...because this fabulous, magical
relationship is never happening to you.

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At 00:05:45,392, Character said: lt did happen.

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At 00:05:46,693, Character said: Like the one about the guy
who couldn't commit...

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At 00:05:49,195, Character said: ...and the woman broke up with him
and moved to Kansas.

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At 00:05:51,931, Character said: -One night, she comes walking home--
-ln the rain!

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At 00:05:54,467, Character said: Always, in the rain.

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At 00:05:56,503, Character said: He stands there in front of her door
with an engagement ring.

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At 00:06:00,206, Character said: He says, ''Marry me,''
and they live happily ever after.

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At 00:06:02,976, Character said: But, it can happen.
People do live happily ever after.

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At 00:06:06,346, Character said: lt happened to my friend, Amanda's friend.

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At 00:06:08,682, Character said: lt's always a friend who knows a friend....

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At 00:06:11,551, Character said: Honey.

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At 00:06:12,852, Character said: Have you ever known anyone who's
relationship changed magically overnight?

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At 00:06:17,857, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:06:21,428, Character said: Look at Carrie and Big.

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At 00:06:23,296, Character said: Their relationship is totally
different than before.

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At 00:06:26,332, Character said: How?

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At 00:06:27,634, Character said: How is it different?

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At 00:06:30,036, Character said: lt just is.

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At 00:06:31,871, Character said: l can't explain it.

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At 00:06:34,240, Character said: l can, but you're so scary right now,
l won't.

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At 00:06:37,277, Character said: No, really, tell me.

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At 00:06:41,081, Character said: lt's just a feeling.

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At 00:06:45,151, Character said: Something shifted....

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At 00:06:47,353, Character said: Maybe we both know that...

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At 00:06:49,456, Character said: ...if we came together again
it must be for a reason.

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At 00:06:54,861, Character said: Why is that so hard to believe?

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At 00:06:56,963, Character said: How much time have you g***t?

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At 00:06:59,232, Character said: That afternoon, I g***t to thinking
about myths and relationships.

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At 00:07:03,336, Character said: Heroes, boyfriends, Cyclopses,
divorced guys.

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At 00:07:07,307, Character said: Are they really that different?

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At 00:07:09,476, Character said: The primitive Greeks
clung desperately to myths...

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At 00:07:12,145, Character said: ...to explain the random hopelessness
of their miserable lives.

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At 00:07:16,049, Character said: Do modern day singles
need modern day myths...

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At 00:07:18,485, Character said: ...just to help us get through our random
and sometimes miserable relationships?

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At 00:07:23,089, Character said: What about Big and me?

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At 00:07:25,058, Character said: After what seemed like an eternity of not
quite fitting together, we suddenly fit.

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At 00:07:29,462, Character said: Had the relationship God smiled?

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At 00:07:31,231, Character said: Or was that something
I desperately needed to believe?

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At 00:07:34,334, Character said: Are we willing to believe anything to date?

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At 00:07:38,571, Character said: While Samantha had little belief
in the idea of happily ever after...

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At 00:07:42,575, Character said: ...she had a strong belief in the idea...

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At 00:07:44,811, Character said: ...of a smart cocktail at the end
of the work day.

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At 00:07:49,149, Character said: Samantha, a Cosmopolitan
and Donald Trump.

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At 00:07:52,418, Character said: You don't get more New York than that.

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At 00:07:55,421, Character said: l gotta go.

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At 00:07:57,423, Character said: Think about it.
l'll be at my office at Trump Tower.

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At 00:08:08,401, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:08:09,869, Character said: l was so distracted by your beauty...

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At 00:08:12,739, Character said: ...l think l just agreed
to finance Mr. Trump's new project....