S***x And The City S2E08 - The Man, The Myth, The Viagra [RavyDavy] Subtitles
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00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)
by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew
00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:50,Once upon a second time around...
00:00:51,398 --> 00:00:55,...in a mythical land
between Carmine and Mulberry streets...
00:00:57,371 --> 00:01:00,...two mere mortals were having
a wonderful time.
00:01:04,611 --> 00:01:07,This is the gangster
l was telling you about.
00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,Gangster? No. No gangster.
00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:11,Come, this way.
00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:21,Grazie.
00:01:22,162 --> 00:01:23,This is Paolo.
00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,This is my girlfriend, Carrie.
00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:27,Bread?
00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:30,You've never called me
your girlfriend before.
00:01:31,238 --> 00:01:33,Sure, l have. Just not to your face.
00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:46,Bravo!
00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:57,And now you wise guy,
come on, it's your turn.
00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:59,-Come on, come on.
-Me? Okay.
00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:03,-Not funny, Mr. Sambuca.
-Relax, l'm a regular.
00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,A regular?
00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:14,l'd like to dedicate this song
to the lovely lady sitting right over there.
00:02:17,651 --> 00:02:19,''When l was
00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:24,''lt was a very good year
00:02:26,326 --> 00:02:29,''lt was a very good year
00:02:29,196 --> 00:02:33,''For small town girls
and soft summer nights
00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:37,''We'd hide from the lights
00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,''ln the village green
00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:45,''When l was 17''
00:02:46,847 --> 00:02:48,It was perfect.
00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:51,I felt like I was in heaven.
00:02:54,688 --> 00:02:57,Meanwhile across town,
Miranda was in hell...
00:02:58,525 --> 00:02:59,Douche products....
00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:03,...or its modern day equivalent..
the comedy club.
00:03:03,363 --> 00:03:06,-Are we having fun yet?
-When does the comedy start?
00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:08,l've never been this close to suicide.
00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:10,Not p***y....
00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:13,-l'll get the check.
-lf you ditch me in this place...
00:03:13,974 --> 00:03:16,...l will hunt you down and kill you.
00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:22,Alan Miller was a divorced architect she
met in aisle three at the Food Emporium.
00:03:23,116 --> 00:03:27,They immediately bonded
over a shared hatred of designer croutons.
00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:31,lf all l was interested in was freshness...
00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:35,...then l would be f***g my salad crisper!
00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,Yo, Red.
00:03:43,737 --> 00:03:46,You wanna answer your fuckin' phone?
00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:48,lt's not my phone.
00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,Go ahead. Answer it.
00:03:52,445 --> 00:03:54,Answer it!
00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,Alan Miller's phone.
00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:08,No, this is his date. Who's this?
00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:09,Who is it?
00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:15,l'm sorry, his date can't speak right now.
00:04:15,535 --> 00:04:17,Whom may l say is calling?
00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:21,His wife!
00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:26,Numb-nuts, your wife's on the phone.
00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,You told me you were divorced.
00:04:29,616 --> 00:04:32,l'm not really divorced.
l'm really separated.
00:04:32,285 --> 00:04:34,No, we're really separated.
00:04:34,421 --> 00:04:36,See, this is me, separating.
00:04:38,358 --> 00:04:40,Red, not so fast.
00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:42,l'll f***k you.
00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:45,Honey....
00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:49,lf they're not married, they're gay,
or burned from a divorce...
00:04:49,402 --> 00:04:51,...or aliens from the planet
''Don't date me.''
00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:54,lt's amazing how many
of them walk among us.
00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:56,Only recognizable by their
slightly larger heads.
00:04:56,843 --> 00:04:58,l asked him, point blank:
00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,''How long have you been divorced?''
00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:02,''Three years.'' Just like that.
00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:04,Guys are such liars.
00:05:04,384 --> 00:05:06,97 percent of them can't f***k you
worth a d***n!
00:05:06,953 --> 00:05:10,He tells me how much he likes me,
and boom, l believe him.
00:05:10,423 --> 00:05:13,-** l that needy?
-Maybe he really did like you.
00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:15,lf you ''Pollyanna-out'' on me today...
00:05:15,695 --> 00:05:18,...l'll have to hit you with this rice pudding.
00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:19,This married man...
00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,...fell madly in love with my friend,
Amanda's friend, Ashley...
00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:25,...and he said he would
get a divorce and he did.
00:05:25,538 --> 00:05:29,They g***t married, moved to Connecticut
and he is this amazing husband and father.
00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:31,-Never happened.
-Excuse me?
00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:33,Urban relationship myth.
00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:36,Unbelievable fairy tales
concocted by women...
00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:38,...to make their love lives
seem less hopeless.
00:05:38,485 --> 00:05:41,Except it makes you feel
even more hopeless...
00:05:41,388 --> 00:05:45,...because this fabulous, magical
relationship is never happening to you.
00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:46,lt did happen.
00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:49,Like the one about the guy
who couldn't commit...
00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,...and the woman broke up with him
and moved to Kansas.
00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:54,-One night, she comes walking home--
-ln the rain!
00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,Always, in the rain.
00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:59,He stands there in front of her door
with an engagement ring.
00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,He says, ''Marry me,''
and they live happily ever after.
00:06:02,976 --> 00:06:06,But, it can happen.
People do live happily ever after.
00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,lt happened to my friend, Amanda's friend.
00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:11,lt's always a friend who knows a friend....
00:06:11,551 --> 00:06:12,Honey.
00:06:12,852 --> 00:06:17,Have you ever known anyone who's
relationship changed magically overnight?
00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:18,Yes.
00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:23,Look at Carrie and Big.
00:06:23,296 --> 00:06:25,Their relationship is totally
different than before.
00:06:26,332 --> 00:06:27,How?
00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:29,How is it different?
00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,lt just is.
00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:33,l can't explain it.
00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,l can, but you're so scary right now,
l won't.
00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:39,No, really, tell me.
00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:44,lt's just a feeling.
00:06:45,151 --> 00:06:46,Something shifted....
00:06:47,353 --> 00:06:48,Maybe we both know that...
00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:52,...if we came together again
it must be for a reason.
00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:56,Why is that so hard to believe?
00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:58,How much time have you g***t?
00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:03,That afternoon, I g***t to thinking
about myths and relationships.
00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:07,Heroes, boyfriends, Cyclopses,
divorced guys.
00:07:07,307 --> 00:07:09,Are they really that different?
00:07:09,476 --> 00:07:12,The primitive Greeks
clung desperately to myths...
00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:15,...to explain the random hopelessness
of their miserable lives.
00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:18,Do modern day singles
need modern day myths...
00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:23,...just to help us get through our random
and sometimes miserable relationships?
00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,What about Big and me?
00:07:25,058 --> 00:07:29,After what seemed like an eternity of not
quite fitting together, we suddenly fit.
00:07:29,462 --> 00:07:31,Had the relationship God smiled?
00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:34,Or was that something
I desperately needed to believe?
00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:37,Are we willing to believe anything to date?
00:07:38,571 --> 00:07:42,While Samantha had little belief
in the idea of happily ever after...
00:07:42,575 --> 00:07:44,...she had a strong belief in the idea...
00:07:44,811 --> 00:07:47,...of a smart cocktail at the end
of the work day.
00:07:49,149 --> 00:07:51,Samantha, a Cosmopolitan
and Donald Trump.
00:07:52,418 --> 00:07:55,You don't get more New York than that.
00:07:55,421 --> 00:07:56,l gotta go.
00:07:57,423 --> 00:08:00,Think about it.
l'll be at my office at Trump Tower.
00:08:08,401 --> 00:08:09,Excuse me.
00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:12,l was so distracted by your beauty...
00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:16,...l think l just agreed
to finance Mr. Trump's new project....
by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew
00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:50,Once upon a second time around...
00:00:51,398 --> 00:00:55,...in a mythical land
between Carmine and Mulberry streets...
00:00:57,371 --> 00:01:00,...two mere mortals were having
a wonderful time.
00:01:04,611 --> 00:01:07,This is the gangster
l was telling you about.
00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,Gangster? No. No gangster.
00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:11,Come, this way.
00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:21,Grazie.
00:01:22,162 --> 00:01:23,This is Paolo.
00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,This is my girlfriend, Carrie.
00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:27,Bread?
00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:30,You've never called me
your girlfriend before.
00:01:31,238 --> 00:01:33,Sure, l have. Just not to your face.
00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:46,Bravo!
00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:57,And now you wise guy,
come on, it's your turn.
00:01:57,297 --> 00:01:59,-Come on, come on.
-Me? Okay.
00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:03,-Not funny, Mr. Sambuca.
-Relax, l'm a regular.
00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,A regular?
00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:14,l'd like to dedicate this song
to the lovely lady sitting right over there.
00:02:17,651 --> 00:02:19,''When l was
00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:24,''lt was a very good year
00:02:26,326 --> 00:02:29,''lt was a very good year
00:02:29,196 --> 00:02:33,''For small town girls
and soft summer nights
00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:37,''We'd hide from the lights
00:02:39,239 --> 00:02:41,''ln the village green
00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:45,''When l was 17''
00:02:46,847 --> 00:02:48,It was perfect.
00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:51,I felt like I was in heaven.
00:02:54,688 --> 00:02:57,Meanwhile across town,
Miranda was in hell...
00:02:58,525 --> 00:02:59,Douche products....
00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:03,...or its modern day equivalent..
the comedy club.
00:03:03,363 --> 00:03:06,-Are we having fun yet?
-When does the comedy start?
00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:08,l've never been this close to suicide.
00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:10,Not p***y....
00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:13,-l'll get the check.
-lf you ditch me in this place...
00:03:13,974 --> 00:03:16,...l will hunt you down and kill you.
00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:22,Alan Miller was a divorced architect she
met in aisle three at the Food Emporium.
00:03:23,116 --> 00:03:27,They immediately bonded
over a shared hatred of designer croutons.
00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:31,lf all l was interested in was freshness...
00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:35,...then l would be f***g my salad crisper!
00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,Yo, Red.
00:03:43,737 --> 00:03:46,You wanna answer your fuckin' phone?
00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:48,lt's not my phone.
00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,Go ahead. Answer it.
00:03:52,445 --> 00:03:54,Answer it!
00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,Alan Miller's phone.
00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:08,No, this is his date. Who's this?
00:04:08,161 --> 00:04:09,Who is it?
00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:15,l'm sorry, his date can't speak right now.
00:04:15,535 --> 00:04:17,Whom may l say is calling?
00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:21,His wife!
00:04:23,777 --> 00:04:26,Numb-nuts, your wife's on the phone.
00:04:27,447 --> 00:04:29,You told me you were divorced.
00:04:29,616 --> 00:04:32,l'm not really divorced.
l'm really separated.
00:04:32,285 --> 00:04:34,No, we're really separated.
00:04:34,421 --> 00:04:36,See, this is me, separating.
00:04:38,358 --> 00:04:40,Red, not so fast.
00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:42,l'll f***k you.
00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:45,Honey....
00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:49,lf they're not married, they're gay,
or burned from a divorce...
00:04:49,402 --> 00:04:51,...or aliens from the planet
''Don't date me.''
00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:54,lt's amazing how many
of them walk among us.
00:04:54,174 --> 00:04:56,Only recognizable by their
slightly larger heads.
00:04:56,843 --> 00:04:58,l asked him, point blank:
00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,''How long have you been divorced?''
00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:02,''Three years.'' Just like that.
00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:04,Guys are such liars.
00:05:04,384 --> 00:05:06,97 percent of them can't f***k you
worth a d***n!
00:05:06,953 --> 00:05:10,He tells me how much he likes me,
and boom, l believe him.
00:05:10,423 --> 00:05:13,-** l that needy?
-Maybe he really did like you.
00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:15,lf you ''Pollyanna-out'' on me today...
00:05:15,695 --> 00:05:18,...l'll have to hit you with this rice pudding.
00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:19,This married man...
00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,...fell madly in love with my friend,
Amanda's friend, Ashley...
00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:25,...and he said he would
get a divorce and he did.
00:05:25,538 --> 00:05:29,They g***t married, moved to Connecticut
and he is this amazing husband and father.
00:05:30,043 --> 00:05:31,-Never happened.
-Excuse me?
00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:33,Urban relationship myth.
00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:36,Unbelievable fairy tales
concocted by women...
00:05:36,082 --> 00:05:38,...to make their love lives
seem less hopeless.
00:05:38,485 --> 00:05:41,Except it makes you feel
even more hopeless...
00:05:41,388 --> 00:05:45,...because this fabulous, magical
relationship is never happening to you.
00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:46,lt did happen.
00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:49,Like the one about the guy
who couldn't commit...
00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,...and the woman broke up with him
and moved to Kansas.
00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:54,-One night, she comes walking home--
-ln the rain!
00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,Always, in the rain.
00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:59,He stands there in front of her door
with an engagement ring.
00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,He says, ''Marry me,''
and they live happily ever after.
00:06:02,976 --> 00:06:06,But, it can happen.
People do live happily ever after.
00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,lt happened to my friend, Amanda's friend.
00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:11,lt's always a friend who knows a friend....
00:06:11,551 --> 00:06:12,Honey.
00:06:12,852 --> 00:06:17,Have you ever known anyone who's
relationship changed magically overnight?
00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:18,Yes.
00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:23,Look at Carrie and Big.
00:06:23,296 --> 00:06:25,Their relationship is totally
different than before.
00:06:26,332 --> 00:06:27,How?
00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:29,How is it different?
00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,lt just is.
00:06:31,871 --> 00:06:33,l can't explain it.
00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,l can, but you're so scary right now,
l won't.
00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:39,No, really, tell me.
00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:44,lt's just a feeling.
00:06:45,151 --> 00:06:46,Something shifted....
00:06:47,353 --> 00:06:48,Maybe we both know that...
00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:52,...if we came together again
it must be for a reason.
00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:56,Why is that so hard to believe?
00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:58,How much time have you g***t?
00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:03,That afternoon, I g***t to thinking
about myths and relationships.
00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:07,Heroes, boyfriends, Cyclopses,
divorced guys.
00:07:07,307 --> 00:07:09,Are they really that different?
00:07:09,476 --> 00:07:12,The primitive Greeks
clung desperately to myths...
00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:15,...to explain the random hopelessness
of their miserable lives.
00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:18,Do modern day singles
need modern day myths...
00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:23,...just to help us get through our random
and sometimes miserable relationships?
00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,What about Big and me?
00:07:25,058 --> 00:07:29,After what seemed like an eternity of not
quite fitting together, we suddenly fit.
00:07:29,462 --> 00:07:31,Had the relationship God smiled?
00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:34,Or was that something
I desperately needed to believe?
00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:37,Are we willing to believe anything to date?
00:07:38,571 --> 00:07:42,While Samantha had little belief
in the idea of happily ever after...
00:07:42,575 --> 00:07:44,...she had a strong belief in the idea...
00:07:44,811 --> 00:07:47,...of a smart cocktail at the end
of the work day.
00:07:49,149 --> 00:07:51,Samantha, a Cosmopolitan
and Donald Trump.
00:07:52,418 --> 00:07:55,You don't get more New York than that.
00:07:55,421 --> 00:07:56,l gotta go.
00:07:57,423 --> 00:08:00,Think about it.
l'll be at my office at Trump Tower.
00:08:08,401 --> 00:08:09,Excuse me.
00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:12,l was so distracted by your beauty...
00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:16,...l think l just agreed
to finance Mr. Trump's new project....
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