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00:00:18,103 --> 00:00:19,Seriously, man.
How hard is it to pick a lock?

00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,If you think
it's so easy,

00:00:21,379 --> 00:00:22,why don't you have
a go at it next time?

00:00:23,034 --> 00:00:24,The plan was simple:
Open vault. Steal money.

00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:25,You couldn't even
get past step one.

00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:28,I was doing fine.
You set off the alarm.

00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:30,Princess NoisyPants over there
was trying to have a tea party.

00:00:30,862 --> 00:00:34,That is no way to address
your future queen!

00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:36,That dragon had enough gold,
we would've been set for life.

00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,Well, then maybe taunting
it wasn't the best idea.

00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:41,Guys! The game's over.

00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,Ne mon, linguate!

00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:47,I cast a curse of silence
upon thee.

00:00:47,206 --> 00:00:49,Another word and
the great fairy spirit will

00:00:49,862 --> 00:00:52,take thy breath.

00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:54,We done?

00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:55,Yeah.

00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,Great.

00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:59,See you all next week.

00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:07,"I cast a curse of silence
upon you."

00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,Yeah, right. Get real.

00:01:09,275 --> 00:01:11,Curse of silence isn't even
in the fairy spell book.

00:01:11,896 --> 00:01:15,How hard is it?
Open vault. Steal m--

00:02:10,068 --> 00:02:11,Thank you for the call.

00:02:11,413 --> 00:02:14,I'm always happy
to talk to a fan. Yeah.

00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,- Who are you texting?
- What?

00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:19,Well, you're grinning like
a boy who just g***t a puppy.

00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,Your sister, uh,
wants me to ask you,

00:02:21,896 --> 00:02:24,what happened with
Alex McGreevy

00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:26,at the eighth-grade
science fair.

00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:29,Okay, first off,
Alex McGreevy is an idiot.

00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,And second, he...

00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not doing this.

00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,This is exactly
what I was afraid of

00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,when the two of you
- started dating.
-Thank you so much.

00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:40,I g***t to go.

00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:43,NCIS. This is McGee.

00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:44,Someone forward
the switchboard

00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,- to his desk or something?
- Better.

00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:49,The next Thom E. Gemcity
book just g***t leaked.

00:02:49,137 --> 00:02:50,- Oh.
- Yeah, it's been
like this all morning.

00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,Yeah,
I think that was me.

00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,Well, that is, uh,
very generous of you.

00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:56,Uh, I'm your manager,
so I get ten percent.

00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,But, uh, I ** not looking for
new representation currently.

00:02:59,517 --> 00:03:01,Thank you.

00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:09,Told you giving an advance copy
to that Marine's agent

00:03:09,413 --> 00:03:11,last Christmas was not
a good idea.

00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,Oh, come on!
People wouldn't be calling

00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:13,if they didn't like it.

00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:16,So, who was it?
A publisher? Agent?

00:03:16,689 --> 00:03:18,Ooh, Tom Clancy's lawyers?

00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:20,I'm just not ready
for it to be out yet, you know?

00:03:20,448 --> 00:03:22,- I mean, it needs a rewrite.
-I mean,

00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,if you have enough "Rick Soares"
in there, how bad can it be?

00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:25,I already told you,

00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:26,any similarities
to actual persons,

00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,living or dead,
is purely coincidental.

00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,- Tell that to, uh, Pimmy Jalmer.
-I just,

00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,I want it to have depth,
you know, more depth.

00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,You know who had depth?
Kenny Rogers.

00:03:34,206 --> 00:03:35,The chicken guy?

00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:36,Yeah, I was listening to
"The Gambler" on the way in.

00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,He had a whole
life philosophy

00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,- going on there.
-Yeah, I'm more

00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:41,of an "Islands in the Stream"
guy, myself.

00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:43,Of course you are.

00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,Parker.

00:03:44,827 --> 00:03:48,Gotcha, we're on our way.
Body. Alexandria.

00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:53,There is enough Rick Soares,
in there right?

00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,Don't play with me.

00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:57,All right.

00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,Okay.

00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:02,Yeah. Thank you.

00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,Here's what I g***t so far.

00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:06,Local PD g***t a call
about 6:30 this morning.

00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:08,Victim's name is Victor Chan,

00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:11,Marine Corps reservist and
data scientist at Quantico.

00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:14,FBI have a new "barbarian"
division I'm not aware of?

00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:15,Did you guys know
that in Ancient Greece,

00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:17,the word "barbarian"
just meant "different"?

00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:20,As in someone who didn't
observe local customs?

00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,I'm pretty sure wearing
animal fur and a tunic

00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:23,isn't the custom anywhere
in the lower 48.

00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:24,I'm not sure he was driving.

00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:26,What is he, six-five?

00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:27,- Yeah, give or take.
-Well, the driver's seat

00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,and the mirrors are set up

00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:30,for somebody about
a foot shorter.

00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,It doesn't look like
he braced for impact.

00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:33,Uh, so someone
drove him out here,

00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,set him up behind the wheel,
pushed it down the hill?

00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,Then took off on foot.

00:04:37,793 --> 00:04:39,I g***t footprints
back at the road.

00:04:39,793 --> 00:04:40,Still doesn't explain
the outfit.

00:04:41,068 --> 00:04:42,This might help...

00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,Let me see that.

00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:47,Wow. A lot of D20s in here.

00:04:47,413 --> 00:04:48,Twenty-sided dice.

00:04:48,586 --> 00:04:50,Used in tabletop
role-playing games.

00:04:50,931 --> 00:04:52,Actually some really
nice ones in here.

00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:55,These look like they are
resin-made... McGee, McGee, McGee...

00:04:55,965 --> 00:04:57,Man, you're way cooler
than that.

00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,Well,
looks like Chan was

00:04:58,275 --> 00:04:59,on his way home from a night

00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:01,of make-believe adventure.

00:05:01,172 --> 00:05:03,I wonder if someone took things
a little too seriously.

00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:04,Judging by the outfit,

00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:06,I'd say that answer is yes.

00:05:06,413 --> 00:05:07,I was talking about the killer.

00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,Okay, first step:
let's find out

00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,where Conan here was last night.

00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,He was with me. At my place.

00:05:13,586 --> 00:05:15,Kasie? How did you...?KASIE: I g***t the Bandium alert

00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:18,on my way to work, but it has
to be a mistake, okay?

00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:21,Because Victor was fine
When he left my...

00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,D***n.

00:05:38,896 --> 00:05:40,- How's Kasie doing?
-Well,
she lost a friend.

00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,So she's taking it pretty bad.

00:05:42,586 --> 00:05:45,So it turns out Victor Chan was
a Renaissance man.

00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:47,- Like, for real.
-Graduate degrees

00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,in computer science
and art history.

00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:54,Chan was also a member of MENSA

00:05:54,758 --> 00:05:56,and the D.C. Model Train
Society.

00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,And for the past six years,

00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:00,he has been an analyst
for the FBI Crime Lab.

00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,This guy is
a forensic scientist?

00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:04,Well, according to Kasie,
everyone in the party was.

00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,Not a group you
want to play Clue with.

00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:09,At least one friendly face
in the mix.

00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:12,Wait, Kasie had
a forensics party with Carol

00:06:12,551 --> 00:06:13,and I wasn't invited?

00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:15,Not gonna lie,
that kind of hurts.

00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:16,Probably better
you weren't there.

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