NCIS S22E12 Fun and Games 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-FLUX Subtitles

At 00:00:18,103, Character said: Seriously, man.
How hard is it to pick a lock?

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At 00:00:20,000, Character said: If you think
it's so easy,

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At 00:00:21,379, Character said: why don't you have
a go at it next time?

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At 00:00:23,034, Character said: The plan was simple:
Open vault. Steal money.

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At 00:00:24,655, Character said: You couldn't even
get past step one.

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At 00:00:26,034, Character said: I was doing fine.
You set off the alarm.

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At 00:00:28,103, Character said: Princess NoisyPants over there
was trying to have a tea party.

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At 00:00:30,862, Character said: That is no way to address
your future queen!

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At 00:00:34,103, Character said: That dragon had enough gold,
we would've been set for life.

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At 00:00:36,310, Character said: Well, then maybe taunting
it wasn't the best idea.

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At 00:00:38,517, Character said: Guys! The game's over.

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At 00:00:41,241, Character said: Ne mon, linguate!

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At 00:00:44,137, Character said: I cast a curse of silence
upon thee.

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At 00:00:47,206, Character said: Another word and
the great fairy spirit will

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At 00:00:49,862, Character said: take thy breath.

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At 00:00:54,034, Character said: We done?

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At 00:00:55,068, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:56,068, Character said: Great.

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At 00:00:57,206, Character said: See you all next week.

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At 00:01:05,068, Character said: "I cast a curse of silence
upon you."

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At 00:01:07,620, Character said: Yeah, right. Get real.

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At 00:01:09,275, Character said: Curse of silence isn't even
in the fairy spell book.

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At 00:01:11,896, Character said: How hard is it?
Open vault. Steal m--

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At 00:02:10,068, Character said: Thank you for the call.

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At 00:02:11,413, Character said: I'm always happy
to talk to a fan. Yeah.

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At 00:02:14,620, Character said: - Who are you texting?
- What?

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At 00:02:16,586, Character said: Well, you're grinning like
a boy who just g***t a puppy.

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At 00:02:19,172, Character said: Your sister, uh,
wants me to ask you,

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At 00:02:21,896, Character said: what happened with
Alex McGreevy

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At 00:02:24,172, Character said: at the eighth-grade
science fair.

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At 00:02:26,275, Character said: Okay, first off,
Alex McGreevy is an idiot.

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At 00:02:29,620, Character said: And second, he...

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At 00:02:32,896, Character said: Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not doing this.

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At 00:02:35,034, Character said: This is exactly
what I was afraid of

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At 00:02:36,827, Character said: when the two of you
- started dating.
-Thank you so much.

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At 00:02:38,862, Character said: I g***t to go.

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At 00:02:41,965, Character said: NCIS. This is McGee.

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At 00:02:43,655, Character said: Someone forward
the switchboard

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At 00:02:44,931, Character said: - to his desk or something?
- Better.

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At 00:02:46,241, Character said: The next Thom E. Gemcity
book just g***t leaked.

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At 00:02:49,137, Character said: - Oh.
- Yeah, it's been
like this all morning.

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At 00:02:51,000, Character said: Yeah,
I think that was me.

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At 00:02:52,413, Character said: Well, that is, uh,
very generous of you.

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At 00:02:54,413, Character said: Uh, I'm your manager,
so I get ten percent.

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At 00:02:56,310, Character said: But, uh, I ** not looking for
new representation currently.

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At 00:02:59,517, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:06,689, Character said: Told you giving an advance copy
to that Marine's agent

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At 00:03:09,413, Character said: last Christmas was not
a good idea.

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At 00:03:11,103, Character said: Oh, come on!
People wouldn't be calling

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At 00:03:12,517, Character said: if they didn't like it.

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At 00:03:13,931, Character said: So, who was it?
A publisher? Agent?

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At 00:03:16,689, Character said: Ooh, Tom Clancy's lawyers?

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At 00:03:18,379, Character said: I'm just not ready
for it to be out yet, you know?

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At 00:03:20,448, Character said: - I mean, it needs a rewrite.
-I mean,

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At 00:03:22,310, Character said: if you have enough "Rick Soares"
in there, how bad can it be?

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At 00:03:24,068, Character said: I already told you,

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At 00:03:25,275, Character said: any similarities
to actual persons,

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At 00:03:27,034, Character said: living or dead,
is purely coincidental.

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At 00:03:28,620, Character said: - Tell that to, uh, Pimmy Jalmer.
-I just,

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At 00:03:30,310, Character said: I want it to have depth,
you know, more depth.

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At 00:03:32,379, Character said: You know who had depth?
Kenny Rogers.

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At 00:03:34,206, Character said: The chicken guy?

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At 00:03:35,586, Character said: Yeah, I was listening to
"The Gambler" on the way in.

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At 00:03:37,034, Character said: He had a whole
life philosophy

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At 00:03:38,310, Character said: - going on there.
-Yeah, I'm more

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At 00:03:39,931, Character said: of an "Islands in the Stream"
guy, myself.

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At 00:03:41,241, Character said: Of course you are.

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At 00:03:43,310, Character said: Parker.

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At 00:03:44,827, Character said: Gotcha, we're on our way.
Body. Alexandria.

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At 00:03:51,034, Character said: There is enough Rick Soares,
in there right?

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At 00:03:53,275, Character said: Don't play with me.

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At 00:03:56,448, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:57,793, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:59,827, Character said: Yeah. Thank you.

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At 00:04:02,275, Character said: Here's what I g***t so far.

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At 00:04:03,965, Character said: Local PD g***t a call
about 6:30 this morning.

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At 00:04:06,862, Character said: Victim's name is Victor Chan,

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At 00:04:08,689, Character said: Marine Corps reservist and
data scientist at Quantico.

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At 00:04:11,862, Character said: FBI have a new "barbarian"
division I'm not aware of?

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At 00:04:14,413, Character said: Did you guys know
that in Ancient Greece,

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At 00:04:15,931, Character said: the word "barbarian"
just meant "different"?

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At 00:04:17,586, Character said: As in someone who didn't
observe local customs?

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At 00:04:20,172, Character said: I'm pretty sure wearing
animal fur and a tunic

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At 00:04:22,034, Character said: isn't the custom anywhere
in the lower 48.

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At 00:04:23,758, Character said: I'm not sure he was driving.

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At 00:04:25,034, Character said: What is he, six-five?

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At 00:04:26,620, Character said: - Yeah, give or take.
-Well, the driver's seat

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At 00:04:28,000, Character said: and the mirrors are set up

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At 00:04:29,275, Character said: for somebody about
a foot shorter.

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At 00:04:30,689, Character said: It doesn't look like
he braced for impact.

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At 00:04:32,137, Character said: Uh, so someone
drove him out here,

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At 00:04:33,689, Character said: set him up behind the wheel,
pushed it down the hill?

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At 00:04:36,068, Character said: Then took off on foot.

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At 00:04:37,793, Character said: I g***t footprints
back at the road.

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At 00:04:39,793, Character said: Still doesn't explain
the outfit.

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At 00:04:41,068, Character said: This might help...

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At 00:04:42,655, Character said: Let me see that.

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At 00:04:44,620, Character said: Wow. A lot of D20s in here.

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At 00:04:47,413, Character said: Twenty-sided dice.

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At 00:04:48,586, Character said: Used in tabletop
role-playing games.

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At 00:04:50,931, Character said: Actually some really
nice ones in here.

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At 00:04:52,758, Character said: These look like they are
resin-made... McGee, McGee, McGee...

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At 00:04:55,965, Character said: Man, you're way cooler
than that.

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At 00:04:57,172, Character said: Well,
looks like Chan was

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At 00:04:58,275, Character said: on his way home from a night

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At 00:04:59,655, Character said: of make-believe adventure.

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At 00:05:01,172, Character said: I wonder if someone took things
a little too seriously.

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At 00:05:03,724, Character said: Judging by the outfit,

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At 00:05:04,931, Character said: I'd say that answer is yes.

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At 00:05:06,413, Character said: I was talking about the killer.

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At 00:05:07,724, Character said: Okay, first step:
let's find out

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At 00:05:09,931, Character said: where Conan here was last night.

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At 00:05:12,000, Character said: He was with me. At my place.

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At 00:05:13,586, Character said: Kasie? How did you...?KASIE: I g***t the Bandium alert

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At 00:05:15,344, Character said: on my way to work, but it has
to be a mistake, okay?

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At 00:05:18,172, Character said: Because Victor was fine
When he left my...

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At 00:05:27,862, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:05:38,896, Character said: - How's Kasie doing?
-Well,
she lost a friend.

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At 00:05:40,965, Character said: So she's taking it pretty bad.

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At 00:05:42,586, Character said: So it turns out Victor Chan was
a Renaissance man.

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At 00:05:45,655, Character said: - Like, for real.
-Graduate degrees

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At 00:05:47,896, Character said: in computer science
and art history.

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At 00:05:52,344, Character said: Chan was also a member of MENSA

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At 00:05:54,758, Character said: and the D.C. Model Train
Society.

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At 00:05:56,689, Character said: And for the past six years,

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At 00:05:58,517, Character said: he has been an analyst
for the FBI Crime Lab.

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At 00:06:01,000, Character said: This guy is
a forensic scientist?

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At 00:06:03,206, Character said: Well, according to Kasie,
everyone in the party was.

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At 00:06:05,758, Character said: Not a group you
want to play Clue with.

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At 00:06:07,517, Character said: At least one friendly face
in the mix.

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At 00:06:09,655, Character said: Wait, Kasie had
a forensics party with Carol

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At 00:06:12,551, Character said: and I wasn't invited?

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At 00:06:13,827, Character said: Not gonna lie,
that kind of hurts.

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At 00:06:15,517, Character said: Probably better
you weren't there.

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