Detour.to.Terror.1980.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG Subtitles

00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:55,www.titlovi.com

00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,I tell you what. There's no
way ** I ever going to buy that cap.

00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,Who's your tour guide?

00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,I g***t stuck with Harry again.

00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,He's gonna want you
to wear the cap.

00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,Well, he's been wanting for two
years and it hasn't happened yet.

00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,Ah, man! They just g***t it
out of the wash.

00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,We'll be lucky if we get
out of here by noon.

00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,I'll be lucky if I make it to
Vegas by ten.

00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,Which show's this one in?

00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,"Lido de Paris". Whooee!

00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:34,Finishes her first show at 9:30 and
doesn't start her next one until 11:00.

00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:37,Any reason why you couldn't
meet her after the 11:00 show?

00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,No reason at all, except...

00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:43,that's when her regular boyfriend
and all his buddies show up.

00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,You're living
dangerously again.

00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:50,Yeah, well, I learned a long time ago you
gotta take some chances in this life.

00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,And, where women are concerned

00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,it's best to take those
chances sooner than later.

00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:02,Golden West Tours?

00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,- Right this way.
- Thank you very much.

00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,Friends, on behalf of Golden
West I want to welcome you

00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,to our Adventurers' Club
tour to Las Vegas.

00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:15,Those of you who generally travel
by air are in for a scenic delight.

00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:22,Just think. The money you saved by not
flying, you can lose at the gambling tables.

00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:27,My name is Harry Edwards.
I'm your tour director and resident wit.

00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,Oh, I can see that you people are going
to have a wonderful time together.

00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,I filled out name tags
for everyone.

00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:36,That's just in case during the
trip you have a lapse of memory

00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,and you forget who you are.

00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,I want you all to wear the
name tags

00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,because we are going to be
together for three days

00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,and the sooner we get to know one another,
the more fun we can have.

00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:53,And that's what this trip is all about.
Fun. Okay. Mr. and Mrs. Brain.

00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,- Russ and Debbie Baker.
- Here.

00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:03,All right, here. Here you are. Okay,
this must be Debbie. This must be Russ.

00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:05,Janet and Forrest Devlin.

00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,Hi, honey, it's me.

00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,Hi, love, what did you forget?

00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:32,I didn't forget anything.

00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,What is it, then?

00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,Just wanted to check.

00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,You sure you don't want me to come on home,
we catch a late flight to Vegas?

00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,Do you good to get away.

00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,Let's just skip this one,
Martin. Come on,

00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,you know I'm not that crazy
about Las Vegas.

00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,At least we'd be together.

00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:51,There will be other trips. Have a good time,
lose a few bucks gracefully

00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,and call me the minute
you get in.

00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,I miss you already.

00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,I miss you. Safe journey.

00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,He's not going to leave
the ranch all weekend.

00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,So far, so good, I guess.

00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,Will you stop it!

00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:15,Nobody's expecting us
to catch a bus.

00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,And I doubt that too many of the
people we know travel this way.

00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,You having second thoughts?

00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,No, I waited too long.

00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,In just a few moments
we'll be boarding our bus.

00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,So if any of you have any
last-minute freshening-up to do

00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,or you want to buy magazines or cigarettes,
now would be the time.

00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,- Where is she?
- Who's she?

00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,Oh, it's you.
Makes it a perfect day.

00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,I had two couples from the Kiwanis
cancel at the last moment,

00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,my regular photographer is
sick and he's sending a girl

00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,who never worked
a tour in her life.

00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,Yeah, and I'm your driver.
Smile, Harry, that's what they pay you for.

00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,- Where's your cap?
- In the bus.

00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,Hey, good afternoon, girls! You know,
I thought for one terrible moment, there

00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,you were going to take
somebody else's bus.

00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,You girls must be Peggy
Cameron and Irene Martin.

00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,I'm Harry.
This is Lee, the driver.

00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,Oh! Does this look all right?

00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,It looks terrific.

00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,Come on, girls, let me help you find a
seat so you can see what's going on.

00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,I'm supposed to assign
the seats.

00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,Never can be too safe
when it comes to money.

00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:51,Oh, that's us honey. Listen, buy a magazine.
I'll trade with you during the trip.

00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,Final call for Golden West
Deluxe Tours.

00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:58,Okey-dokey! Some lucky lady is going
to win free tickets to Las Vegas

00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:01,for she and her hubby. Get your raffle
ticket before you get on board.

00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,What if you aren't married?

00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,This is for couples only.

00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,Oh.

00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,Singles, on the return trip.

00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,Ah, you're a nice boy.

00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,- Mr. Edwards?
- Yes?

00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,What happened to the group picture
that was mentioned in the brochure?

00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,Well, there's been a change in plans. We're
going to take pictures on board the bus.

00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,Oh.

00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,Sounds like a rip-off to me.
It does.

00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,Mr. and Mrs. Brain.

00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:25,- How y'all?
- Fine, fine.

00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,Welcome on board. Ah! Here's
one for you, Mrs. Baker.

00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,- Thank you.
- Very good.

00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,And here's one for you.
That's very nice for you.

00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,Okay. You don't get one,
you're single.

00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,Single people don't get one.
On the way back, you get one.

00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,- Sarah, it won't go.
- Oh, it's g***t to go, Lenore.

00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,You need some help?
Maybe if...

00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,Oh, that's very clever!
Thank you!

00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,Could we interest you in
a game of Pitty Pat later?

00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,Ah, no thanks.

00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,Oh. Well, whatever.

00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,If I were 20 years younger...

00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:01,You'd still be old enough to be his mother.
Deal the cards.

00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,Just shuffle the cards.

00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,- Hello!
- Hello!

00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,- And one for you.
- Thank you.

00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,John Finch.
- Yes, sir. We didn't think you'd make it.

00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,I won't need a name plate.

00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,Oh, yes, you see, but
everybody's wearing them.

00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,It's the one way that we get a chance to...
See you in Vegas.

00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,Well, I make it 28 fun-seekers
this time around, Harry.

00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:31,Your four Kiwanis people and
two other no-shows are missing.

00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,Yeah, but we're still waiting
for the photographer.

00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,Harry, I g***t a schedule
to make, you know.

00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,This isn't a commuter!

00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,- Come on, Harry!
- Wait up.

00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,Hold it, Lee.

00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,- Mr. Edwards?
- That's right.

00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,Fred called me this morning.
He was very ill with bronchitis,

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