Early Edition s01e17 The Jury Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:12,819 --> 00:00:14,320 Nothing's easy these days. 2 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,960 No matter what language you speak. 3 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:18,860 Murphy's Law. 4 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,140 What can go wrong, will. 5 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:26,680 This is AT &T calling with a collect call from Gary Hobson. Will you accept 6 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,100 charges? Collect call from Gary Hobson? 7 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,600 Gary Hobson? Who was that? 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,520 It was me, AT &T. 9 00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:37,690 Uh, they didn't. 10 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,030 Go ahead. 11 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:42,630 Hello? This is the Atlanta Nuclear Power Plant. 12 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,350 I don't understand what he's saying. 13 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:48,750 Hello? Coca -Cola? 14 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,730 Rolling Stones? Prospero? 15 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:52,090 Listen. 16 00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:54,110 Don't turn the power on. 17 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,430 Turn on. 18 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:56,950 I don't understand what he's saying. 19 00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:58,170 Turn on. 20 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:01,850 What's up? 21 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:04,209 Zucker? No, wait. Listen. 22 00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:08,360 Listen. Your coolant level's low, and your gauges are faulty. If you turn that 23 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,880 thing on, the whole thing's gonna melt down. 24 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,240 Melt down? 25 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:20,300 Face it. Even when you get tomorrow's newspaper today, you're still not out of 26 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,300 the woods. 27 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:23,420 Not by a long shot. 28 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,540 Like it or not, you still gotta deal with life. 29 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,640 What? 30 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:35,770 I'm sorry, the government of Russia refuses to accept the charges. 31 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:39,050 Oh, wait a second, I... Please deposit $38. 32 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:43,110 Please deposit $38. 33 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:47,990 Not to mention... Please deposit... The phone company. 34 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:45,620 You get stuck in traffic? 35 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,360 Look, I don't want to talk about it. I'm right, and you know it. 36 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,580 As usual, Chuck, you have an illogical leg to stand on. 37 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,780 Garrett, help me out here. ** I right or not? 38 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,039 About what? 39 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,720 Body piercing and NBA forward. 40 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,180 Don't you guys have to go to work? 41 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,300 Hey, what's this? 42 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,520 Your mail. 43 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,380 Looks like more than two months worth. 44 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,140 Forwarded from your last address. 45 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,210 Delivered it. No extra charge. 46 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,030 I don't know. 47 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,530 What? The jury summons. 48 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,530 Failure to respond may lead to arrest and fine. 49 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:32,050 That's all right. You can ignore that. Due to disregard of previous three 50 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,710 notices. The first three times. 51 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:35,990 Well, when do they need you? Today. 52 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,570 So, go to the courthouse, explain the situation. 53 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:39,890 They'll excuse you. 54 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:43,010 I'll just go down and explain my situation. 55 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,540 In fact, I g***t things I g***t to do today. 56 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,800 Well, I still think you need to be there. Yeah, they don't mess around with 57 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,960 stuff. All right, so I'll spend an hour. Listen, Chuck, 58 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:05,880 I'm going to have to get a ride today. 59 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,140 All right, hurry up. 60 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,359 What's that for? 61 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,360 Hockey. 62 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Ask a stupid question. 63 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,300 Marissa, you coming? 64 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:18,339 I'll take the trade. 65 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,019 Good luck. 66 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,019 What's the hurry? 67 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,140 I g***t to get off this jury by noon or some guy's going to probably die. 68 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:29,800 Oh, come on. Hurry up, slowpoke. 69 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:32,580 All right, what are you going to say? 70 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,020 I'm going to tell him the truth. 71 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,560 Bad idea. 72 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,200 What? Bad idea. 73 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:41,260 Look, I didn't get the first three notices. I'll just ask the judge if I 74 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,260 reschedule. 75 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,680 Hey. Hey! 76 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,140 Do you believe this guy? 77 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,940 Hey! No easy rider! 78 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,380 Hey! You want to move that thing? 79 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,180 Why would I want to do that? Because this is my spot. I don't think so. 80 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,660 Oh, really? You see, Garrett? 81 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,060 You see the rude and unsavory characters you're going to have to deal with on 82 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,180 jury duty? Look. 83 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,680 Hey, if you're planning to use that stick, don't. 84 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,040 You'll regret it. 85 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,720 What? No, I wasn't. You heard me. 86 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,700 I wasn't going to use that. 87 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,160 Hey, lady. 88 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:18,300 Lady, come on. That was two seconds. That guy took my spot. 89 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,940 What are you... Come on. 90 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:41,960 Nice hockey stick. 91 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:45,000 You can't have that in here. That's a weapon. 92 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,400 Didn't anybody tell you? 93 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,120 Actually, the rules don't say anything about hockey sticks, but they do say 94 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:55,940 firearms, knives, any implement that can be considered or used as a weapon shall 95 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:59,780 not be allowed in any facility that's deemed the jurisdiction of the court. 96 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,600 What are you, hall monitor? 97 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,690 Just the citizen doing her duty. 98 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:07,110 And if I'm chosen, this would be my 18th trial. 99 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:11,350 Well, I deem that a weapon, and I don't like it. Doesn't bother me. 100 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:14,670 I'm not going to be here that long anyway, so it doesn't matter. 101 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,770 May I have your attention, please? 102 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:18,670 Welcome to part six. 103 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:22,170 You are in the criminal section of the Cook County Superior Court. 104 00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,470 You're all here to be jurors, is that correct? 105 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,510 Well, no, actually, I've g***t to go. Listen, stop your complaining. 106 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:30,950 You will all be given numbers at the door. 107 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,120 Now, if you would, please follow me. 108 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,560 The only one that can spring you now is the judge. 109 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,000 Be ashamed if you go. 110 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,760 I always liked hockey players. 111 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 All rise. 112 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:48,820 Matters before this court will now be heard. The Honorable Jake Welburn 113 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:49,820 presiding. 114 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,780 Morning, everyone. 115 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,560 You may sit. 116 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,580 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. 117 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,100 I want to thank you all for being here. 118 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:08,940 I know you have other places you could be, but we'll try to make this as 119 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,120 agreeable as we can. 120 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:15,560 Now, Mr. 121 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,000 Hockey Stick, what a pleasant surprise. 122 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,700 Your Honor. 123 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,500 Now, aren't you glad you didn't hit me? 124 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,980 Quick formality. 125 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,740 If any one of you feels... 126 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:32,100 If they can't undertake their civic responsibility, speak up now. 127 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:37,340 Your Honor. Your Honor. Your Honor, I'm a neurosurgeon, and I have two 128 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:40,920 procedures scheduled for today, both with life -threatening implications. 129 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,320 Is there any way? 130 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,220 Execute. Your Honor. Your Honor. 131 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:49,740 I'm on a dialysis machine, and I need to go in every day or else. 132 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:51,200 Execute. Your Honor. 133 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,400 I'm a single parent, mother of five. My kids need me, and I'm the sole supporter 134 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,400 of the family. 135 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,760 Mother of five, excuse. 136 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:06,260 I have some personal issues, Your Honor. 137 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,900 Could you be more specific? 138 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,680 No. I mean, not really. 139 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:18,220 Well, let's just say I have some personal responsibilities. 140 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,940 Let's just say congratulations. 141 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,320 You get to serve the state of Illinois. 142 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,470 All right, what are they? 143 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:36,490 One, you have an incurable...