Early Edition s01e17 The Jury Subtitles

00:00:12,819 --> 00:00:14,Nothing's easy these days.

00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,No matter what language you speak.

00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:18,Murphy's Law.

00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,What can go wrong, will.

00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:26,This is AT &T calling with a collect
call from Gary Hobson. Will you accept

00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,charges? Collect call from Gary Hobson?

00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,Gary Hobson? Who was that?

00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,It was me, AT &T.

00:00:36,430 --> 00:00:37,Uh, they didn't.

00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,Go ahead.

00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:42,Hello? This is the Atlanta Nuclear Power
Plant.

00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,I don't understand what he's saying.

00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:48,Hello? Coca -Cola?

00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,Rolling Stones? Prospero?

00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:52,Listen.

00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:54,Don't turn the power on.

00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,Turn on.

00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:56,I don't understand what he's saying.

00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:58,Turn on.

00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:01,What's up?

00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:04,Zucker? No, wait. Listen.

00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:08,Listen. Your coolant level's low, and
your gauges are faulty. If you turn that

00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,thing on, the whole thing's gonna melt
down.

00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,Melt down?

00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:20,Face it. Even when you get tomorrow's
newspaper today, you're still not out of

00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,the woods.

00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:23,Not by a long shot.

00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,Like it or not, you still gotta deal
with life.

00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,What?

00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:35,I'm sorry, the government of Russia
refuses to accept the charges.

00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:39,Oh, wait a second, I... Please deposit
$38.

00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:43,Please deposit $38.

00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:47,Not to mention... Please deposit... The
phone company.

00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:45,You get stuck in traffic?

00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,Look, I don't want to talk about it. I'm
right, and you know it.

00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,As usual, Chuck, you have an illogical
leg to stand on.

00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,Garrett, help me out here. ** I right or
not?

00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,About what?

00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,Body piercing and NBA forward.

00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,Don't you guys have to go to work?

00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,Hey, what's this?

00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,Your mail.

00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,Looks like more than two months worth.

00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:13,Forwarded from your last address.

00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,Delivered it. No extra charge.

00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,I don't know.

00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,What? The jury summons.

00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,Failure to respond may lead to arrest
and fine.

00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:32,That's all right. You can ignore that.
Due to disregard of previous three

00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,notices. The first three times.

00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:35,Well, when do they need you? Today.

00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:38,So, go to the courthouse, explain the
situation.

00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:39,They'll excuse you.

00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:43,I'll just go down and explain my
situation.

00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,In fact, I g***t things I g***t to do today.

00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,Well, I still think you need to be
there. Yeah, they don't mess around with

00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,stuff. All right, so I'll spend an hour.
Listen, Chuck,

00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:05,I'm going to have to get a ride today.

00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,All right, hurry up.

00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,What's that for?

00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,Hockey.

00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,Ask a stupid question.

00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,Marissa, you coming?

00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:18,I'll take the trade.

00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,Good luck.

00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,What's the hurry?

00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,I g***t to get off this jury by noon or
some guy's going to probably die.

00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:29,Oh, come on. Hurry up, slowpoke.

00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:32,All right, what are you going to say?

00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,I'm going to tell him the truth.

00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,Bad idea.

00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,What? Bad idea.

00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:41,Look, I didn't get the first three
notices. I'll just ask the judge if I

00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,reschedule.

00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,Hey. Hey!

00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,Do you believe this guy?

00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,Hey! No easy rider!

00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,Hey! You want to move that thing?

00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,Why would I want to do that? Because
this is my spot. I don't think so.

00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,Oh, really? You see, Garrett?

00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,You see the rude and unsavory characters
you're going to have to deal with on

00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,jury duty? Look.

00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,Hey, if you're planning to use that
stick, don't.

00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,You'll regret it.

00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,What? No, I wasn't. You heard me.

00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,I wasn't going to use that.

00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,Hey, lady.

00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:18,Lady, come on. That was two seconds.
That guy took my spot.

00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,What are you... Come on.

00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:41,Nice hockey stick.

00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:45,You can't have that in here. That's a
weapon.

00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,Didn't anybody tell you?

00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,Actually, the rules don't say anything
about hockey sticks, but they do say

00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:55,firearms, knives, any implement that can
be considered or used as a weapon shall

00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:59,not be allowed in any facility that's
deemed the jurisdiction of the court.

00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,What are you, hall monitor?

00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,Just the citizen doing her duty.

00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:07,And if I'm chosen, this would be my 18th
trial.

00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:11,Well, I deem that a weapon, and I don't
like it. Doesn't bother me.

00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:14,I'm not going to be here that long
anyway, so it doesn't matter.

00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,May I have your attention, please?

00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:18,Welcome to part six.

00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:22,You are in the criminal section of the
Cook County Superior Court.

00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,You're all here to be jurors, is that
correct?

00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,Well, no, actually, I've g***t to go.
Listen, stop your complaining.

00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:30,You will all be given numbers at the
door.

00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,Now, if you would, please follow me.

00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,The only one that can spring you now is
the judge.

00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,Be ashamed if you go.

00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,I always liked hockey players.

00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,All rise.

00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:48,Matters before this court will now be
heard. The Honorable Jake Welburn

00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:49,presiding.

00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,Morning, everyone.

00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,You may sit.

00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,I want to thank you all for being here.

00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:08,I know you have other places you could
be, but we'll try to make this as

00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,agreeable as we can.

00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:15,Now, Mr.

00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,Hockey Stick, what a pleasant surprise.

00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:20,Your Honor.

00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,Now, aren't you glad you didn't hit me?

00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,Quick formality.

00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,If any one of you feels...

00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:32,If they can't undertake their civic
responsibility, speak up now.

00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:37,Your Honor. Your Honor. Your Honor, I'm
a neurosurgeon, and I have two

00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:40,procedures scheduled for today, both
with life -threatening implications.

00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,Is there any way?

00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,Execute. Your Honor. Your Honor.

00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:49,I'm on a dialysis machine, and I need to
go in every day or else.

00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:51,Execute. Your Honor.

00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,I'm a single parent, mother of five. My
kids need me, and I'm the sole supporter

00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,of the family.

00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,Mother of five, excuse.

00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:06,I have some personal issues, Your Honor.

00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,Could you be more specific?

00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,No. I mean, not really.

00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:18,Well, let's just say I have some
personal responsibilities.

00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,Let's just say congratulations.

00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,You get to serve the state of Illinois.

00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,All right, what are they?

00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:36,One, you have an incurable...