Cop and A Half New Recruit Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,637 (SIRENS BLARING) 2 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,102 KARINA: As any officer knows, 3 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,539 the key to good police work is knowing your beat. 4 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,066 (CAMERA CLICKS) 5 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:19,941 I work the mean streets of Darville Middle School. 6 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:23,011 It might look like a harmless mix 7 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,313 of acne and mind-numbing textbooks, 8 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,218 but to my highly-trained eyes, 9 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,813 this is a hub of nefarious activity, 10 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,389 and it must be patrolled. 11 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,934 Today's case involves a cyber-bully, 12 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,131 screen name "Gewelz," 13 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:49,165 who's been making not-so-nice comments on social media pages. 14 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:52,408 I have a pretty good idea who it is, 15 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,071 but I still need to prove it. 16 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:59,246 Buenos nachos, Mr. Alverez. 17 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,279 Just studying our Spanish. 18 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,046 Vaya con burritos. 19 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,186 (GROANS) 20 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,655 G***t the suspect in sight. Pretending to be studying. Over. 21 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,859 Look at this girl. 22 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,664 Is that a pimple or a volcano? 23 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,066 (ALL LAUGHING) 24 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,039 (SIGHS) Classic line. Gotta post it. 25 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,500 Suspect is about to commit the crime. 26 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,470 As soon as the post is complete, I'll make the bust. 27 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:27,774 Over. (SIGHS) 28 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,280 We're on the phone, K. 29 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,941 You don't have to keep saying "over." 30 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,618 "Is that a pimple or a..." 31 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,115 How do you spell "volcano"? 32 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,585 Gotcha. 33 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:46,699 Cyber-bullying is a crime, and you're busted. 34 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:48,259 I don't know what you're talking about. 35 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,895 I think you do, Gewelz with a "G." 36 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,105 (GASPS) Yeah, well, your screen name should be 37 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,905 "New Girl Who Everybody Thinks is a Total Weirdo." 38 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:58,966 (GIGGLES) 39 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,711 You really took me down. I don't know how I'm coming back from that. 40 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,582 I mean, I guess I could just... 41 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,042 (CHIMES) 42 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,245 ...delete your account. 43 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:11,014 Two thousand pictures, and, not surprisingly, all of them of you. 44 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,057 Poof! Gone. 45 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,688 You hacked me? 46 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,126 I wouldn't really call it a hack. 47 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,495 I mean, "Farrah1!" as your password? 48 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,026 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 49 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,696 Before you do whatever you're about to do, 50 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,104 let me just say two words. 51 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,331 Look out! 52 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,399 (GASPS THEN SIGHS IN RELIEF) 53 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:32,770 Nice try. 54 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,570 (GASPS) BOY: Sorry, Farrah. 55 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:35,805 That was lucky. 56 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:40,879 You're so over! 57 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,089 Excuse me! Pardon! On your left! 58 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,381 (YELLS) 59 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,198 KARINA: I knew there would be danger. 60 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:59,127 But there's nothing sweeter than serving up justice in an unjust world. 61 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,037 My name is Karina Foley. 62 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:03,002 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 63 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,131 (CRASHING) 64 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,540 (GROANS) 65 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,840 (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 66 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:12,976 KARINA: And I'm a cop. 67 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,110 You're not a cop! 68 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:19,624 You're a 12-year-old girl with an overactive imagination 69 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:22,354 and 200 bucks in janitorial fees. 70 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,295 Then why'd you make me hall monitor? I didn't! 71 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,263 You made that sash yourself! 72 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:29,729 Oh, really? 73 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,295 (CLICKS) 74 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,806 KARINA: Principal Miller, can I be the hall monitor? 75 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:37,365 MILLER: Yeah, sure, whatever. Now, run along, young man. 76 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,209 You recorded me? 77 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,474 I record everything. It's good technique. 78 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,108 Well, don't! 79 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,985 I hate the sound of my own voice. 80 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,247 I won't even make the morning announcements 81 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:51,017 if I don't have my smooth-jazz modulator. 82 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:57,391 Today, the lunch special will be sloppyjoes. 83 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,121 (ECHOING) 84 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,525 See? 85 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:05,469 Sir, if you would just review the video evidence, everything... 86 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:08,939 You can review it yourself, after school, in detention. 87 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,410 KARINA: Yup, it's a thankless job. 88 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,071 But there are bad people out there doing bad things, 89 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,616 and somebody's gotta catch 'em. 90 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,484 (TIRES SCREECHES) 91 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:22,576 Very tight-lipped... 92 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,261 WOMAN: Police have now... 93 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,931 Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me. 94 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:46,936 What do we g***t? 95 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,141 Well, librarian showed up this morning, saw the place was trashed, 96 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,641 heard some strange noises inside, called 911. 97 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,385 So, what are we doing out here? 98 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,484 Captain called the SWAT team. They're on the way. 99 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,154 SWAT, for a library vandal? 100 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,689 She thinks this could be our guy. 101 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,591 The Badge Bandit? 102 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,859 It's the fifth city building he's hit this month. Do the math. 103 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,225 He never even leaves a fingerprint. 104 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:13,360 This guy's a ghost. He's a phantom. He's a zombie. 105 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:16,775 No, he can't be a zombie. They g***t fingerprints. 106 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:17,832 Right. 107 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,374 That's some top-notch police work, O'Leary. 108 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,013 Well, if we have him trapped now, why are we waiting? 109 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,482 We g***t it covered, Simmons. 110 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,346 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 111 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,282 Great. All we need. 112 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,252 (LOUD BANG) 113 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:38,856 You two wait out here. 114 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,558 Uh, the Captain said... Hey! 115 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,363 It wasn't locked. 116 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,099 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 117 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,245 Captain Novack. Captain. 118 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:33,516 Can you explain to us why someone would launch a crime spree 119 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:34,985 targeting municipal sites? 120 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:37,682 I mean, last week, all the city's pools were filled with hot sauce, 121 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:38,849 and the week before that, 122 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,189 all the city's hot sauce packets were filled with pool water. 123 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:44,392 Crime spree is a very strong phrase. 124 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,060 (SILLY STRINGS SHOOTS) 125 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,401 What the... 126 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,907 (VENT THUDS) 127 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,853 (READING) 128 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,386 "While you chase your tails, I ** laughing at you." 129 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,256 (TICKING) 130 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,402 (TICKING CONTINUES) 131 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:27,970 (DINGS) Oh, no. 132 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,234 What we are dealing with here is nothing more than a prankster, 133 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,739 someone who is being apprehended as we speak 134 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,640 by one of the city's finest police officers. 135 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,477 (SIMMONS SCREAMS) 136 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,548 (CROWD GASPS) 137 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,852 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 138 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,457 (CROWD MURMURING) 139 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,161 For those of you who've missed the many Channel 5 special reports, 140 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,326 we now have multiple crime scenes at city-owned locations. 141 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,698 Garbage truck Jenga at City Sanitarium. 142...