Cop and A Half New Recruit Subtitles

At 00:00:46,112, Character said: (SIRENS BLARING)

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At 00:01:11,271, Character said: KARINA:
As any officer knows,

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At 00:01:13,173, Character said: the key to good police work
is knowing your beat.

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At 00:01:16,042, Character said: (CAMERA CLICKS)

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At 00:01:17,143, Character said: I work the mean streets
of Darville Middle School.

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At 00:01:20,747, Character said: It might look
like a harmless mix

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At 00:01:23,083, Character said: of acne
and mind-numbing textbooks,

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At 00:01:25,385, Character said: but to
my highly-trained eyes,

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At 00:01:28,288, Character said: this is a hub of
nefarious activity,

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At 00:01:31,524, Character said: and it must be patrolled.

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At 00:01:41,034, Character said: Today's case
involves a cyber-bully,

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At 00:01:43,436, Character said: screen name "Gewelz,"

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At 00:01:45,638, Character said: who's been making not-so-nice
comments on social media pages.

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At 00:01:50,076, Character said: I have a pretty
good idea who it is,

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At 00:01:52,479, Character said: but I still need
to prove it.

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At 00:01:57,016, Character said: Buenos nachos,
Mr. Alverez.

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At 00:01:59,652, Character said: Just studying our Spanish.

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At 00:02:01,488, Character said: Vaya con burritos.

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At 00:02:08,161, Character said: (GROANS)

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At 00:02:10,663, Character said: G***t the suspect in sight.
Pretending to be studying. Over.

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At 00:02:14,267, Character said: Look at this girl.

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At 00:02:15,935, Character said: Is that a pimple
or a volcano?

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At 00:02:17,804, Character said: (ALL LAUGHING)

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At 00:02:19,139, Character said: (SIGHS) Classic line.
Gotta post it.

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At 00:02:21,908, Character said: Suspect is about
to commit the crime.

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At 00:02:23,910, Character said: As soon as the post is
complete, I'll make the bust.

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At 00:02:26,546, Character said: Over.
(SIGHS)

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At 00:02:27,847, Character said: We're on the phone, K.

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At 00:02:29,349, Character said: You don't have to
keep saying "over."

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At 00:02:33,820, Character said: "Is that a pimple or a..."

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At 00:02:38,625, Character said: How do you spell "volcano"?

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At 00:02:40,527, Character said: Gotcha.

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At 00:02:43,263, Character said: Cyber-bullying is a crime,
and you're busted.

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At 00:02:47,133, Character said: I don't know what
you're talking about.

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At 00:02:48,835, Character said: I think you do,
Gewelz with a "G."

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At 00:02:52,739, Character said: (GASPS) Yeah, well,
your screen name should be

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At 00:02:55,175, Character said: "New Girl Who Everybody
Thinks is a Total Weirdo."

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At 00:02:57,977, Character said: (GIGGLES)

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At 00:02:59,412, Character said: You really took me down. I don't
know how I'm coming back from that.

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At 00:03:03,183, Character said: I mean,
I guess I could just...

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At 00:03:05,018, Character said: (CHIMES)

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At 00:03:06,119, Character said: ...delete your account.

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At 00:03:07,487, Character said: Two thousand pictures, and, not
surprisingly, all of them of you.

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At 00:03:11,624, Character said: Poof! Gone.

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At 00:03:13,426, Character said: You hacked me?

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At 00:03:14,761, Character said: I wouldn't
really call it a hack.

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At 00:03:16,196, Character said: I mean, "Farrah1!"
as your password?

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At 00:03:21,968, Character said: Whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait.

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At 00:03:23,102, Character said: Before you do whatever
you're about to do,

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At 00:03:26,773, Character said: let me just say
two words.

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At 00:03:29,342, Character said: Look out!

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At 00:03:30,410, Character said: (GASPS THEN SIGHS
IN RELIEF)

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At 00:03:31,678, Character said: Nice try.

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At 00:03:33,046, Character said: (GASPS)
BOY: Sorry, Farrah.

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At 00:03:34,747, Character said: That was lucky.

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At 00:03:39,719, Character said: You're so over!

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At 00:03:44,224, Character said: Excuse me!
Pardon! On your left!

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At 00:03:46,392, Character said: (YELLS)

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At 00:03:52,799, Character said: KARINA: I knew
there would be danger.

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At 00:03:54,667, Character said: But there's nothing sweeter than
serving up justice in an unjust world.

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At 00:03:59,706, Character said: My name is Karina Foley.

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At 00:04:01,774, Character said: (BRAKES SQUEALING)

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At 00:04:03,142, Character said: (CRASHING)

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At 00:04:04,310, Character said: (GROANS)

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At 00:04:07,680, Character said: (STUDENTS LAUGHING)

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At 00:04:11,384, Character said: KARINA: And I'm a cop.

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At 00:04:13,586, Character said: You're not a cop!

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At 00:04:15,722, Character said: You're a 12-year-old girl
with an overactive imagination

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At 00:04:19,692, Character said: and 200 bucks in
janitorial fees.

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At 00:04:22,929, Character said: Then why'd you make me hall monitor?
I didn't!

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At 00:04:25,999, Character said: You made
that sash yourself!

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At 00:04:28,501, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:04:31,271, Character said: (CLICKS)

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At 00:04:32,372, Character said: KARINA: Principal Miller,
can I be the hall monitor?

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At 00:04:34,874, Character said: MILLER: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Now, run along, young man.

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At 00:04:37,810, Character said: You recorded me?

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At 00:04:39,279, Character said: I record everything.
It's good technique.

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At 00:04:41,948, Character said: Well, don't!

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At 00:04:44,017, Character said: I hate the sound
of my own voice.

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At 00:04:46,586, Character said: I won't even make
the morning announcements

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At 00:04:48,321, Character said: if I don't have my
smooth-jazz modulator.

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At 00:04:51,691, Character said: Today, the lunch special
will be sloppyjoes.

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At 00:04:57,597, Character said: (ECHOING)

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At 00:05:01,467, Character said: See?

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At 00:05:02,602, Character said: Sir, if you would just review the
video evidence, everything...

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At 00:05:05,538, Character said: You can review it yourself,
after school, in detention.

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At 00:05:09,442, Character said: KARINA: Yup,
it's a thankless job.

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At 00:05:11,477, Character said: But there are bad people out
there doing bad things,

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At 00:05:14,147, Character said: and somebody's gotta
catch 'em.

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At 00:05:20,119, Character said: (TIRES SCREECHES)

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At 00:05:21,587, Character said: Very tight-lipped...

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At 00:05:36,703, Character said: WOMAN: Police have now...

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At 00:05:39,906, Character said: Excuse me,
pardon me, excuse me.

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At 00:05:45,912, Character said: What do we g***t?

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At 00:05:47,013, Character said: Well, librarian showed up this
morning, saw the place was trashed,

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At 00:05:50,616, Character said: heard some strange noises
inside, called 911.

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At 00:05:52,952, Character said: So, what are we doing
out here?

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At 00:05:54,687, Character said: Captain called the SWAT team.
They're on the way.

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At 00:05:57,323, Character said: SWAT, for a library vandal?

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At 00:05:59,926, Character said: She thinks
this could be our guy.

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At 00:06:03,329, Character said: The Badge Bandit?

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At 00:06:04,664, Character said: It's the fifth city building he's
hit this month. Do the math.

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At 00:06:07,633, Character said: He never even leaves
a fingerprint.

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At 00:06:09,902, Character said: This guy's a ghost. He's a phantom.
He's a zombie.

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At 00:06:13,806, Character said: No, he can't be a zombie.
They g***t fingerprints.

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At 00:06:16,843, Character said: Right.

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At 00:06:18,611, Character said: That's some top-notch
police work, O'Leary.

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At 00:06:20,680, Character said: Well, if we have him trapped
now, why are we waiting?

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At 00:06:24,083, Character said: We g***t it covered,
Simmons.

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At 00:06:25,651, Character said: (VEHICLE APPROACHING)

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At 00:06:32,291, Character said: Great. All we need.

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At 00:06:35,194, Character said: (LOUD BANG)

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At 00:06:37,730, Character said: You two wait out here.

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At 00:06:38,931, Character said: Uh, the Captain said...
Hey!

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At 00:06:42,135, Character said: It wasn't locked.

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At 00:07:14,801, Character said: (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)

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At 00:07:27,914, Character said: Captain Novack. Captain.

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At 00:07:30,183, Character said: Can you explain to us why someone
would launch a crime spree

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At 00:07:33,586, Character said: targeting municipal sites?

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At 00:07:35,054, Character said: I mean, last week, all the city's
pools were filled with hot sauce,

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At 00:07:37,757, Character said: and the week before that,

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At 00:07:38,925, Character said: all the city's hot sauce packets
were filled with pool water.

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At 00:07:42,094, Character said: Crime spree is
a very strong phrase.

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At 00:07:52,071, Character said: (SILLY STRINGS SHOOTS)

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At 00:07:59,412, Character said: What the...

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At 00:08:00,713, Character said: (VENT THUDS)

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At 00:08:09,589, Character said: (READING)

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At 00:08:12,792, Character said: "While you chase your tails,
I ** laughing at you."

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At 00:08:16,095, Character said: (TICKING)

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At 00:08:21,434, Character said: (TICKING CONTINUES)

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At 00:08:26,639, Character said: (DINGS)
Oh, no.

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At 00:08:28,140, Character said: What we are dealing with here is
nothing more than a prankster,

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At 00:08:31,544, Character said: someone who is being
apprehended as we speak

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At 00:08:34,080, Character said: by one of the city's
finest police officers.

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At 00:08:36,816, Character said: (SIMMONS SCREAMS)

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At 00:08:40,887, Character said: (CROWD GASPS)

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At 00:08:42,622, Character said: (CAMERAS CLICKING)

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At 00:08:46,592, Character said: (CROWD MURMURING)

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At 00:08:50,863, Character said: For those of you who've missed the
many Channel 5 special reports,

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At 00:08:53,266, Character said: we now have multiple crime
scenes at city-owned locations.

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At 00:08:57,036, Character said: Garbage truck Jenga
at City Sanitarium.

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