Cop.and.a.Half.1993.1080p.BluRay_track3_und Subtitles

00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,(GIRLS CHEERING)

00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,Dang, Marie.
This is police business.
I could have wasted you.

00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,It's just a water gun,
you jerk.

00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,This is Mad Dog.
I can't wait for backup.

00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,I'm going in alone.

00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,You're dead meat,
Mad Dog.

00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,Do you feel lucky
about yourself, Sanchez?

00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,Do you, punk?

00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,RAYMOND:
Eat slime, cop.

00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,You're mine.

00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:06,Sanchez,
come out with
your hands in the air.

00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,What are you doing?

00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,Oh, no,
I thought you were on fire.

00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,We're not finished,
Mr. Butler.

00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,You're lucky
I g***t a class.

00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,D***n civilians.

00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:35,Okay, we'll do it
the hard way.

00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,Freeze, dirtbag.

00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:42,Get out of here.

00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,I'm history.

00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,Nice of you to drop in,
Butt-ler.

00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,Well, I'm dropping out.

00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,If you hurt me, my dad
will rip your head off.

00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:58,Blood and guts
and slime will be
coming out your ears.

00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,That don't scare Rio.

00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,My dad's doing hard time.

00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:05,You must be very proud.

00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,I **.
Whoa!

00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,RIO: A dollar a day.

00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,That's a bargain
to come to this school.

00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,Ain't it?

00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,You smell like vomit.

00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,Butler thinks
he's a real cop.

00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,Put me down!

00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,Crawl back in the hole
you came from.
Put me down!

00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,Give it back to me,
you pus head.

00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:28,Pus heads?
That calls for payback.

00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,Put me down!
Put me down!

00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,Oh, guys. Guys.

00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,You little twerp.

00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:36,Please.
I meant it in
the nicest way.

00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,BOTH: Too bad.

00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:38,(BOTH LAUGHING)

00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:40,Swirley.

00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,Looks like you
had a little accident.

00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,Hope you have fun.

00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,Enjoy your recess, nerd.

00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,DEVON: Let me in!

00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,I love this school.

00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,Let me in!

00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,CHILD: He's so weird.

00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,I've been looking
for you, mister.

00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,What? Have you
been swimming,
Butler?

00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,No, he's been
dunking for turds.

00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,That's enough.

00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,You and I'll take a walk.

00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,Give my regards
to Mr. Fleming.

00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,(CHILDREN CHEERING)

00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:34,Now tell me, what
have you learned today?

00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,Sit up straight.

00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:38,That I can hold my breath
for a lot longer than
I thought I could.

00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,Do I sense
a little insolence?

00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,No.

00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon.

00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:53,Lies are not explanations.

00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,I'm not lying.

00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,Every day
these big jumbos

00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,come and take my money.

00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:03,They put me
in the toilet and
hold me upside down.

00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:07,Always blaming it
on someone else.

00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,You leave me
no choice, Devon.

00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,I have to call
your grandmother.

00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:17,Mr. Fleming, please.
You don't have
to call her.

00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,She can't take
personal calls.

00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,It makes her sick.

00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,And she's on
a very hard shift now.

00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,Sit down, Devon.

00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:33,Devon, if I don't
make this call,
you will never learn.

00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,And I would have done
you a great injustice.

00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,283, isn't it?

00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,Yeah.

00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,What?

00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,Yes, Mr. Fleming.

00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,Thank you.

00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:57,Don't worry
about Fleming.
He's just a dork.

00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,Yeah, well, why doesn't
my grandmother know that?

00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,(SIREN WAILING)

00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,Stop. Listen.

00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,Fire truck?

00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,No, that's a cop.

00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,It's a code three.
Let's roll.

00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,(HORN BLARING)

00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,NICK: (ON PA)
I'm not getting
out of this car.

00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,I hate to run.

00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,I told you,
I'm not getting
out of this car.

00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,(GRUNTS)

00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,What? Are you a nut?

00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,NICK: I warned you.

00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,Do all cops do that?

00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,Only the best.

00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,NICK: Quintero,
who do you think is
gonna run out of gas first?

00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,(EXCLAIMS)

00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,WALDO: Chu, get in.

00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,Here, hold these.

00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,RAYMOND: G***t 'em.
Did you get the license?

00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,You bet.

00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,(TIRES SCREECHING)

00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,Quintero, don't jump
over that fence.

00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,I hate to run.

00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,Oh, look.
We g***t to go see that.

00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,Son of a... Son of a...

00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,I hate to jump.

00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,I really hate to jump.

00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,Come on, Sanchez,
keep up.

00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,We're going to
win first prize
this year.

00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,Oh, my goodness!

00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,Who do you think you are,
the Lone Ranger?

00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,Get out of my yard!

00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,NICK: End of the line.

00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,Hey!
Get your filthy
butt off my car.

00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,I just had it waxed.

00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,All right.
We're gonna
do it the hard way.

00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,(SCREAMING)

00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,(GROANING)

00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,All right.
Stop whining.

00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,Did you drop something,
Quintero? It looks like drugs.

00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,That ain't mine.

00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,You know who I **?

00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,You used
to be Nick McKenna
before you lost a step.

00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,(BOTH GRUNTING)

00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,(GROANING)

00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,Oh, I'm sorry,
I broke the nose

00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,and I g***t to fix it.

00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,Let me fix this.
I think I can fix it.

00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,(GROANING)

00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,Hear it?

00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,I should have
been a doctor.

00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,It's all right. Sorry
about the disturbance.

00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,Put your hands out.
You know the drill.

00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,Now, I'm gonna
tie you to the car.

00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,'Cause I don't want
you getting in my car.

00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,QUINTERO: What?
Yeah!

00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,You know why? Because
you stink like garbage.

00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,Okay, you ready?

00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,And we'll just take this
little evidence along.

00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,You overweight rat.
You're a sore loser.

00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,Hey, McKenna,
come on, man.

00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,Hey, listen.
This is not civilized.

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